I'm all dressed in LV prints, and I still need you a hairpin? blood can flow and hair can be broken, and the hairstyle can't be messed up, I really wear it!

It seems that I am destined to lose the spirit of the martyrs, and I originally had the mentality of going to the execution ground, but as soon as I came out of the preparation room, I still lowered my head with a face on my face. No matter how determined I am, I can't get over it, and I'm embarrassed to look at the teachers' faces.

As soon as I entered the examination room, I heard an exclamation: "Eh, what should I do!"

I didn't want to listen to this, so I raised my head and said angrily: "What should you play, what do you say, silver! I have four silver!!"

It was Director Jia from small Taiwan who just screamed, who was originally quite calm and atmospheric, but when he saw me raise his head, his snot spurted out: "Eh, this little hairpin is worn, I don't want this product, who do you love and who you want." ”

Sister Ruo next to her is a senior talent scout agent, and after seeing me, she also patted her chest vigorously: "My eyes are not good, just now I saw that something was wrong in the preparation room, I thought it was someone who brought a LV suitcase, it turned out to be a silver na~ Hey Mom, I also wore Adi's boots, did Adi come out of the boots? The cottage is too undisciplined, I don't want this person~"

Before I started, the two most important tasks in the literary and artistic examination vetoed me in advance, and the invigilator asked me kindly: "Vice Principal of Naochun, are you still taking the exam?"

What he means is that even if I pass the big exam, I won't get a contract, so why bother with thanklessness.

But I don't think so, I haven't shown any literature and art, so why should I be denied.

I shouted angrily: "Take the test, don't you take the test, it's a mule or a horse, you have to let me slip!"

I was the last candidate, and Director Jia and Sister Ruo were ready to pack up and get off work after seeing my look, but they stopped when they heard my name: "You are the one who has recently made Little Macau miserable?"

Little Macao is thriving today because of me, why are the people so unhappy?

I didn't like to worry about him, so I agreed, "Ah, what's the matter?"

Director Jia and Sister Ruo glanced at each other: "Then look at it for a while?"

Sister Ruo nodded: "It's a big leader, you have to give face, look at it for a while~"

The director in charge of the exam coughed: "Then start the process, everyone in the examination room is equal, please don't be proud of your position in school, and don't let go of your burden, it will not affect your performance." ”

I'm familiar with this person in charge.,It seems to be an associate head of the beauty salon department of our hospital.,A while ago, he gave me a gift because of the transfer.。

I nodded appreciatively, and adjusted my mentality according to his suggestion, and stayed in Little Macau for half a semester.

The exam begins, and the first subject is body management.

If you have information about your height, you can just weigh your weight.

When I stood up, the teacher on the side of the scale took a look and announced, "88 kg, overweight, the exam is over~"

The invigilators and directors frowned and expressed their disappointment, and it seems that such a thing as not meeting the weight standard rarely happens in the big exam.

I tugged at the teacher next to me: "Wait a minute, I forgot a process." ”

As I spoke, I stood on the scale and didn't come down, and took off the LV Sect Master's robes on my body one by one.

Circumference, minus 2 catties, coat, minus 4 catties, skirt, minus 6 catties, drawstring, minus 8 catties.

The brows of the people in the examination room became tighter and tighter, on the one hand, they were surprised by the weight of the suit, and on the other hand, they were afraid that I would not be able to take it off.

In the end, there was a hurdle vest and a pair of underpants left, and the number on the scale finally stopped at 65 kilograms, and I pointed happily: "Na~ just up to the standard, and then take it off and you can lose it, at least 5 pounds of weight on the underwear, and there are more zippers on the underwear~"

That's right, I'm LV from the inside out today, that's how a donkey!

"Candidate No. 31, body management passed~"

I walked back to the middle of the exam room and said, "I'll just stop wearing it first, and wait until the last show~"

Sister Ruo agreed: "Don't wear it, don't wear it, I usually feel tired of carrying a bag, but you are full of bags, I look at it and sink it for you." ”

The second subject of the exam, physical fitness.

In this subject, candidates need to complete a series of prescribed actions to confirm that there are no physical defects and can meet the packaging needs within the conventional range, don't let the brokerage company ask you to dance in the future, you can't even jump up, you can only rub your feet on the ground like stepping on ants, that is to embarrass others to embarrass yourself.

The first action is the easiest, splitting legs.

It wasn't difficult for me, I split my front and back legs, and with a stab, I slashed down.

Hearing the weird sound effect, Sister Ruo immediately asserted: "I'll just say it's fake, this is the crotch~"

I'm also a little embarrassed: "It's not an open crotch, it's a zipper, and there are many zippers for this brand." ”

I did all the prescribed actions with a stabbing and stabbing sound, and I had to re-zip the zipper after each action. But in the difficult maneuver of the last push-up and handstand support, none of the zippers opened.

The teachers didn't understand: "It's not open this time?"

I buried my head in moving the crotch of my pants and the zippers everywhere, showing a relieved smile: "It's broken~"

The teachers wiped their sweat: "It's good if it's broken, otherwise it's too much of a hindrance." ”

Pass the second subject and start the third subject exam, random questions.

"Please put on a surprise show. ”

"Surprise show?

Sister Ruo took the initiative to explain to me: "Surprise shows are a skill that an artist, especially a first-line artist, must master, and in the face of emergencies, you can improvise some amazing shows to distract the audience. For example, when the microphone suddenly fails at a concert, a good artist can react immediately, dance or interact with fans in other ways. For example, when facing a reporter in an interview, you can also use surprise performances to fool around. ”

I probably understood: "It's just a surprise~"

That's right, that's exactly what the word amazement is meant to be. ”

I didn't say anything, I just took off the dragon tooth necklace around my neck, put it on their table, and then pointed a little and shouted, "Big!"

Burst~~

The dragon tooth link received a little internal force from me, and the rules of change were activated, and in an instant, the size of the little finger changed to the shape of the Zhiyuan, which was more than three meters long, and the frightened teachers and directors almost overturned the chairs.

The teachers were shocked and praised vigorously, saying that it was too surprising.

Director Jia and Sister Ruo didn't care: "Scary doesn't mean surprised, many people can do this kind of magic trick, not to mention some of the strangers, they can all casually show a better surprise show than this." ”

Actually, I don't have to pay attention to their opinions, as long as the teacher is satisfied, it means that I have passed the exam of this subject, but in order to get the contract, I have to find a way to conquer them.

After thinking about it, I decided to make a big move.

"It's going to be surprising and strange, right, I'll do something you haven't seen before!"

Under my attention, I took the LV suit that was piled on the side, and recalled the factory drawings that were disassembled and spliced, and a set of Sword Sect Sect Master's magic robes soon turned into a trolley case, a backpack, and five bags.

Sister Ruo exclaimed: "You really have a bag full of clothes?!"

Combining Xianxia and fashion, paying tribute to the classics of Saint Seiya's holy clothes, who wants to say that this is not a surprise show, it can only be said that he is blind.

Sure enough, my performance completely conquered Director Jia and Sister Ruo, and their evaluation for me was that they were people who walked on the edge of the fashion cliff!

What do I mean by that, I ask?

They say that people like me are worthy of admiration, but if you are not careful, you will die a miserable death.

Anyway, the third section, passed!

The last subject is self-proposed.

This is also the part I am most confident in, I first opened the trolley case to rummage, after looking for a long time I didn't find it, I opened my backpack and rummaged through the bag, and finally found the high-power Walkman that I had in my trouser pocket before.

Then I opened the bag one by one, put it back on my body, and finally picked up the three-meter-long dragon tooth sword Zhiyuan, and said: "Xiaoxiao~"

The dragon's tooth sword was shortened to three feet and three minutes long, and I held it upside down in my hand and saluted the teachers.

The teachers applauded: "Okay, good, this absurd stream of consciousness program is very good~"

"What do you say, my show hasn't started yet~"

The teachers muttered a word yes, Director Jia and Sister Ruo couldn't tell me what I was going to do, and they were looking forward to it and worrying and waiting to see what happened.

I took out Gucci's white dragon scale gloves and put them on slowly, pretending to be subtle.

Sister Ruo scoffed: "It's imitating Jackson again, and there are the most such programs in the big exam every year, and they are all aesthetically tired." ”

LV suit, Adi boots, Gucci gloves, dragon's tooth sword, all the equipment was ready, and I gently pressed the play button on the Walkman!

A song of mountains and flowing water, in the melodious dust of the guzheng flute ensemble gradually clear, back to the dragon sword sword will at will, I closed my eyes into the country, and danced with my heart.

The immortal head sword, pointing the ancient road, the suzerain's robe, dancing the colorful clouds.

There is a god in the form and a rhyme in the god, this set of sword dance has transcended the cognitive limit of the three dimensions of Xianxia online game ability, and shows an unprecedented artistic conception in front of the world.

The mountains and rivers are fading away and fading away, and I, the teachers, directors, classmates, and the audience at the scene have fallen into an inexplicable obsession.

"I'll take you to know and know~~~ to know and know our people in Tunli~~~~"

After the mountain water is broadcast, the Walkman automatically switches to the next song, and the cheerful rural rhythm wakes us up, and the obsessive mood becomes extremely joyful.

The teachers stood up and applauded, and the students rushed out of the preparation room to see me holding up and cheering. Director Jia and Sister Ruo followed me around with great enthusiasm, and said excitedly: "Vice Principal of Naochun, sign a contract with me, whether you want to make a movie or be a singer, it's easy to say what the conditions are!"

I'm not in a hurry to sign the contract, can you put me down first, the crotch zipper opened when I was dancing the sword just now, let me pull it up first~

"Who will visit me chrysanthemum !! hold the sun"