Chapter 102: Cowardice
Xiang Bei had an injury on his shoulder and couldn't ride a horse, so he got a carriage to go to Daye Mountain.
In the middle of the carriage, the kite took the initiative to invite the tassel to serve him. Pinch the legs and beat the back, the fruit is fed into the mouth, and the kite is considerate and gentle.
Xiang Bei took the apple in her hand and took a bite of it herself, and said, "Kite girl, you don't look like a person who is a general." ”
Kite retorted: "No, I'm brave." Last year, I went to the Yunxiao Kingdom north of the Golden River, and because I offended a city lord, I was hunted down for three days and three nights, and I was wounded in 16 places, and I didn't cry out about the pain. The deepest wound is still scarred, I'll show you. ”
As he spoke, the kite pulled open his chest, and his red belly pocket flipped open, revealing a wound that was already inconspicuous.
Xiang Bei swallowed and pulled on his clothes: "Okay, I see, cover it, you are simply a red fruit, I am not calm." ”
"Big brother, is my skin white?"
"White, very white, let me ask you a question. ”
"Big brother, you say. ”
Xiang Bei said: "You tell me honestly, is it really you who like me? You are so active, there is no other reason?"
"Why did the eldest brother ask this, didn't I explain it, I just like the eldest brother's wisdom, calmness, and maturity. ”
"No, you're lying. When you lie to others, you are very similar to the truth, and when you lie to me, you look like a lie, and your eyes dare not look directly at me. Tell me the truth, I don't like lying kites. ”
Kite hesitated for a moment, then finally nodded and admitted that there was indeed another reason. At first, I just had a good impression of him, and I couldn't talk about love. But after he returned from the Northwest Battlefield, his father talked to him about it, and he decided to take the initiative to pursue him.
Xiang Bei asked Kite, what did General Feng tell her?
Kite thought for a moment: "At first, my father just asked me if I had a man I liked, saying that I was also old enough to marry. After I said no, my father told me about you, big brother. Say that although you are acting strangely, you are definitely a good resource. Between a few thoughts, it is already thousands of miles away to break the enemy, which is the true nature of a true hero. I suggest that if I want to get married, I might as well consider you, big brother. I think my father's words are very reasonable, and I can also get my father's encouragement, I think my eldest brother is my real person. But my father wouldn't let me tell you this, just that it was purely my own will. ”
Xiang Bei smiled bitterly: "The old general is interesting, every time we meet, I can't get along, and as a result, I push my own girl into my arms." Your brother should have also been instructed by the old general, so he encouraged me to his sister, no, to marry his sister. ”
"I don't know. ”
"It's supposed to be eight or nine, the old general is getting me in trouble a little. ”
"Why would my father do this?"
"I won't tell you. ”
"Then big brother, do you want me or not, I will be very obedient. The kite looked at it with a look of anticipation.
Xiang Bei frowned, looked through the curtain of the carriage, glanced at Hao Fat, who was chatting in front of him, and asked Kite: "Marrying a few more wives in this world is really not a bad character, right?"
The kite replied naturally not counted, as long as the two are happy, and they are not forcibly snatched, no one can care. Having more wives and concubines is a symbol of ability. Only those who have the ability can provoke more women to like it.
After speaking, the kite fell into his arms, like a well-behaved cat. asked softly: "Brother Xiang, you want me, right?"
Xiang Bei swallowed his saliva: "It's really good, then I'm welcome, after holding it for so many years, I finally ate meat, and I can put the skills I learned from Teacher Cang to use." ”
Xiang Bei's words were not small, and the people outside also heard them. Let the kite be honest and obedient, and then you will apply what you have learned all your body. He lifted the curtains of the car and told Feng Yilei to take a break here. They went farther and got ready to eat. There are some things to do with the kite yourself.
Feng Yilei glanced at Hao Pang, and Hao Pang patted him on the shoulder, revealing a wicked smile.
Several people retreated to a distance, dismounted, and began to prepare wood-fired barbecue.
After they walked away, the time for Xiang Bei to be really unkind came.
He took the poker out of his pocket: "Maybe it's ruining the atmosphere at this point, but I still have to ask, have you ever played with a tractor?"
Kite looked confused.
Xiang Bei was quite embarrassed: "Kite, Brother Xiang, I'm really cowardly, to be honest, I want to, I especially want to, after all, I've been masturbating alone for so many years." But I'm just a bit of a mess and can't do it. In my world, that's not a noble thing. I can't promise to be responsible for you for the rest of my life, so I can't do anything to you. Leaving you in the car at this time, I just want them to be quiet from now on, and stop persuading me all day long to learn anything about the life of this world. I want them to know that I've learned. But I really can't do it, I'm a cultural person, so I have to be pretentious. Give me some time to think about it, okay? You're still young, don't rush these things. Now let's play with me first, and don't tell them we play with the tractor when we go out. ”
Kite looked disappointed, but still nodded: "Then Brother Xiang will teach me a tractor." ”
"I promise it's more fun than kissing me, you're going to get hooked. Xiang Bei cheered up and began to teach him to play cards.
There's no one with this anymore.,I used to like to block girls in the women's toilet when I was in school.。 Later, he was expelled from school, but he studied honestly. It may also be that he has been strict with his family since he was a child, fights all day long when he goes to school, and even takes advantage of girls. It's just because I'm being bullied that I want to protect myself with an evil appearance, and my heart itself is still clean.
On the other side, Hao Pang followed the trend and caught fire, and Chu Jingtian and Red Sword cleaned up the meat. After the meat was roasted, Hao Pang asked Chu Jingtian: "Uncle Chu, Mr. is full of passion, aren't you uncomfortable with Hongjian? Do you want me to stay away from Master Lei? You ...... too."
Chu Jingtian slapped him on the head: "Less nonsense, after the town in front, it will not be far from Daye Mountain, and when the time comes, I will live in the inn of the training ground, and you kid will help me watch Dian Xiangbei." That girl has just met the taste of women, and I am afraid that he will look at any girl like himself. Don't pull my red sword to his bed. ”
"Hehe, I didn't expect Uncle Chu to trust me so much, Uncle Chu can rest assured, and will never let Mr. take a step closer to the red sword. ”
Feng Yilei let them do it, don't joke about their brother-in-law, saying that their brother-in-law is like something.
Hao Pang suddenly remembered a question: "After the wind is commanded, will Mr. and him be brothers-in-law and eldest brothers, or brothers and brothers?"
Feng Yilei thought about it carefully, and said that he should also fellowship with brothers and shout a few more big brothers in order to learn more skills.
Chu Jingtian said that he was really not stupid, and the reason was quite clear.
These guys may never have imagined that people are playing with tractors in it.
The tractor played for half an hour, and the kite also played happily, throwing all the unhappiness just now.
At this time, suddenly the hairball burst out of Xiang Bei's body and ran out of the carriage. Seeing this situation, Xiang Bei understood that the meat should be roasted, and it was just right to make up for it when he caught up with the meal, and when he arrived at the place, he inevitably continued to accompany the kite to play with the tractor, who made this chick addicted.