"I'm a chicken, I'm a duck, I'm a cute scumbag. ”

A brisk phone rings.

The sneaky Su Bei's right hand suddenly stopped and pressed the answer button.

"Hey, Subei, where did you go?"

Han Xiaoxing's words came from the earpiece.

He saw that Su Bei was chasing Zhou Tianhe, and he chased for a long time and didn't come back, and he searched along the street for a while, but he didn't find it.

He couldn't help but be worried, so he called and asked.

The most important thing is that if someone from the street pulls into the room, there is a snort.

Whether it's beating, or beating.

How much does it cost a night, it may be squeezed dry.

"I'm at home, you don't have to worry about it, besides, I'm so handsome, what can I do!"

Su Bei raised his eyebrows, puffed up a wilted expression and said, "By the way, where are you now?"

"Where else can it be, on the bed!

Han Xiaoxing said with high morale.

Su Bei was stunned, is the Twelve Awakening Diagram really useful?

He hesitated, holding the phone in one hand and holding down the keyboard in the other.

"Rong" word directory.

Command: cat Han Xiaoxing

Outcome:

"At 20 o'clock on March 17, 2039, Han Xiaoxing posed for the awakening of the Guanyin Sitting Lotus, frantically impacting the gene chain, and after a period of convulsions, he fell short. ”

This is the prophecy of five minutes later.

Sure enough, this guy still can't do it.

In the end, you still have to rely on drugs!

But do you want to help him?

"Han Xiaoxing, for your sake. ”

Su Bei pondered again and again, and asked on the phone, "Shall I teach you another trick?"

Han Xiaoxing on the other side was stunned: "What?"

"Hehe, Han Xiaoxing, you are too naïve. ”

Su Bei smiled incomprehensibly, "Since I have a knack for learning, then awakening naturally has a knack." ”

"You, you mean ......"

Han Xiaoxing seemed to jump up excitedly, breaking Guanyin's preparatory posture of sitting on the lotus, "Subei, tell me quickly!"

Su Bei was silent for a moment, thinking about how to phrase it.

For a while, the atmosphere was a little solemn.

Han Xiaoxing raised his heart to his throat, and he understood that the next sentence would change his life.

"Han Xiaoxing, have you ever seen a palm technique that fell from the sky?"

Su Bei slowed down his tone and asked suddenly.

"You mean...... If you come to the Divine Palm?!"

Han Xiaoxing's voice paused, and he asked in surprise.

What does this have to do with the avoidance of the cause of sitting on the lotus, no, the awakening of genes?

"Yes, my awakening trick is similar to the Nyorai Divine Palm, which is called 'Self-Opening the Gate of Heaven'. ”

Su Bei's faint voice came from the phone, "Also known as the Thirteenth Awakening Map." ”

"It's not the number of twelve, is it ......?"

Han Xiaoxing's eyes widened in disbelief.

"Exactly. ”

Su Bei nodded hurriedly and shouted, "This is above the Twelve Awakening Diagrams - the Ultimate Awakening Diagram!"

"This, this...... What do you need me to do?"

Han Xiaoxing didn't know what to expect, and asked.

Such an awakening map must be difficult, right?

I only heard Su Bei lower his voice, and said very solemnly: "Simple, slap the heavenly gate on your head with a palm." ”

He didn't blink his eyes, and said nonsense, "The heavier, the better." ”

So dangerous?

When Han Xiaoxing heard this, his wrist trembled in fright.

"This ...... Will you die?"

He said in a trembling voice.

The matter of life and death is simple to say, but there is great horror in it.

"Hehe, Han Xiaoxing, I didn't say it, but for the sake of awakening, don't you have any regrets about dying?" Su Bei laughed, "Now it's time for you to die!"

This dead Subei, it's really a pot that can't be opened!

"After all, who would take it seriously......

Han Xiaoxing said embarrassedly.

This kind of rhetoric is really a fool.

"Heh, genetic awakening is the road to rebelling against the sequence of living beings, how can it be smooth sailing. ”

Su Bei smiled contemptuously and said, "If you are afraid, I advise you to dispel your thoughts as soon as possible!"

Han Xiaoxing's face on the other side rose, what a hell, who is this looking down on!

"I'm afraid, how is it possible, I'm not afraid!"

His stubbornness was aroused at once.

Su Bei was satisfied when he heard it, as long as you believe it.

Despicable and shameless Han Xiaoxing, it's time for you to suffer a little!

"In that case, then you listen up. ”

Su Bei raised his voice and said, "The position of this heavenly gate needs to be accurate, and the palm needs to be facing the center of the door......

Next, he deliberately staggered the key acupuncture points and pointed out in detail the location of the Heavenly Gate.

In the end, he told very seriously:

"Remember, this Ultimate Awakening Diagram is extremely dangerous.

"Don't try it until you have to.

"If you want to try, try a few more times. ”

When Han Xiaoxing heard this, he hurriedly recalled the main points, nodded heavily into the microphone of the mobile phone, and said:

"Yes, I see!"

Such an important know-how must be invaluable.

However, Su Bei gave it to himself so easily, this is a true brother.

"Subei, thank you. ”

He thanked him word by word.

At the same time, he couldn't help but begin to reflect on his past deception and unbearableness, and secretly clenched his fists.

Subei, from today on, you are ......

"Smack. ”

Su Bei on the opposite side had already hung up the phone.

Han Xiaoxing, who listened to the rumors, sat on the bed seriously.

Su Bei said, don't try it unless you have to. So, let's try the Guanyin Lotus first.

He mustered up his strength and prepared to sprint.

......

On the other side, Subei had to hang up the phone.

Because, he sensed, the water meter was almost there.

It's not because his spiritual sense has improved to the extreme, but because it is clearly written on the computer screen.

"At 20 o'clock on March 17, 2039, I checked the water meter and entered the community, and under the influence of 'forgetfulness' and 'road idiot', I strayed into Room 201 of Building 3 and was hit by Li Baixue. ”

"At 20 o'clock on March 17, 2039, I checked the water meter to break free from Li Baixue's temptation and rushed down the stairs. ”

"At 20 o'clock on March 17, 2039, the water meter rushed back to Li Baixue's room, and hurriedly disposed of it with the help of toilets and sanitary napkins, blocking the blood with Jiwu vitality. ”

"At 20 o'clock on March 17, 2039, the powerful C-level spiritual sense of the water meter made it clear to me that it was likely to be a descendant from Southeast Asia. ”

"At 20 o'clock on March 17, 2039, the water meter raised the last shred of reason, jumped out of the window, and went straight to Room 301 of Building 2, and must kill Phil D......illon as soon as possible."

Subei realized that it was time to fight to the death.

He gently pressed the shutdown button, cleared the traces, and laid out the keyboard - it was a normal keyboard.

The simplest disguise is the safest disguise.

"It's a residential area, not suitable for a big fight. ”

Su Bei turned over lightly and landed in the living room.

Ever since I learned to walk, I haven't been too lazy to walk on my legs.

"Let's go back to the original street, which is an old neighborhood, dilapidated, and few people. ”

Su Bei thought to himself and jumped out of the window.

Don't ask why you jumped out of the window.

Hmm, such a handsome person, what stairs to take.

Well, too lazy to take the stairs.