Author: Phantom, Wildfire

The things that fall into the frieze often follow one after another.

I'm sure you'll do the same.

In general, that's what it turned out to be.

Therefore, it is not easy to get along with others. I've often thought that it would be great if I could lie there and live my whole life like the stepping mat in the hallway.

However, the world of the entrance mat still has a general theory of the entrance mat, which is probably quite hard, right?

Anyway, I was stuck in a taxi on a blocked road. The autumn rain crackled on the rooftops. Every time the meter jumped, the smell of the whistle went straight through my* like a scattershot from a trumpet gun*.

Alas, it's over!

What's more, this is the third day of my quit smoking, and I can't think of any happy things. I had no choice but to start with the order of the girls' undressing, followed by the watch, the tinkling hand threshold, and then the ......

"Sir!" suddenly the driver began. I finally made the trek to the first button of my shirt. "Do you think there really are vampires?"

"Vampire?" I stared blankly at the driver's face in the rearview mirror.

The driver also looked at my face in the rear-view mirror.

"Vampire, you mean the bloodsucking ......"

"Yes. Do you think it really exists?"

"Do you mean a vampire-like being, or an invisible vampire, or a vampire bat, or a goblin, or a real vampire?"

"Of course it's true. After the driver finished speaking, he only moved forward about fifty centimeters.

"I don't know. I said, "I don't know." ”

"It's nerve-wracking if you don't figure it out, I have to decide if I don't believe it!"

"I don't believe it. I said.

"Are you saying you don't believe in vampires?"

"I don't believe it. ”

I took a cigarette out of my pocket and put one in my mouth, and I didn't light it, just swirled it around my lips.

"What about ghosts?

"The ghost seems to have it. ”

"Can't look like anything, can you answer yes or than?"

“YeS。 I had no choice but to say, "I believe there is." ”

"Do you believe there are ghosts?"

“Yffi”

"But don't believe in vampires?"

"I don't believe it. ”

"So what's the difference between a ghost and a vampire?"

"The so-called ghost is the antithese of physical beings. I said it openly. That's what I'm best at.

"Oh!"

"And the so-called vampires are value transformations with the flesh as the axis. ”

"In other words, you admit antihese, but you don't recognize value conversion, right?"

"Because as soon as you admit it, it's endless. ”

"Sir, you are so clever. ”

"Hahaha, because it took seven years to graduate from college. ”

The driver~ looked at the long line of convoy in front of him, and while holding a slender cigarette in his mouth, he lit the fire with a lighter. There was a smell of mint wafting through the car.

"But what if there really are vampires?"

"Probably nerve-wracking, right?"

"Is that all?"

"Can't you?"

"No, I can't. The so-called faith should be a nobler thing. If you believe that there are mountains, there are mountains. If you believe that there are no mountains, there are no mountains. ”

It sounds like the old (Lbllovan) song.

"Is that so?"

"That's right. ”

I sighed with the unlit cigarette still in my mouth.

"And you believe in the existence of vampires?"

"Believe. ”

"Why?"

"Why, because I believe it. ”

"Is there any evidence?"

"Belief has nothing to do with evidence. ”

"That's right. ”

I simply went back to thinking about the buttons of the girl's shirt. The first, the second, the third.

"But there's a lot of evidence. The driver said.

"Really?"

"Really. ”

"How?"

"Because I'm a vampire!"

For a moment we were all quiet. The car has only advanced less than five meters since now. The rain was still falling as usual. The billing table has exceeded 1,500 yuan.

"I'm sorry, can you borrow a lighter?"

"No problem. ”

I lit a cigarette with the white Paher lighter handed by the driver, and let the nicotine, which had been stopped for three days, go back to my lungs.

"The car is so jammed. The same machine said.

"Well," I said, "but you said ...... vampire just now."

"Oh"

"Are you really a vampire?"

"yes. There's no good in lying. ”

"So, I mean, when did you start being a vampire?"

"It's been nine years. It started exactly the year of the Munich Olympics. ”

"'Please stay in time, you are so beautiful. ”

"Yes, yes, this year. ”

"Shall I ask you another question?"

"Please, please!"

"Why do you want to be a driver?"

"Because I don't want to be tied to the concept of a vampire, it's not good to wear a big cloak, ride in a carriage, and live in a castle. I also pay my taxes and register my seals in the same way. I'll come to disco, video game consoles, and so on. Do you think it's weird?"

"No, nothing strange. However, I don't know. ”

"Sir, don't you believe it?"

"What?"

"I'm a vampire...... You don't believe it, do you?"

"Of course I believe it. I quickly said, "If you believe that there are mountains, there will be mountains." ”

"Well, that's pretty much it. ”

"So, you often have to suck blood, huh?"

"Well, since it's a vampire, of course it's wow. ”

"However, blood also tastes good and bad tastes, right?"

"Of course. Not good for yours like sir, you smoke too many cigarettes. ”

"I've been quitting smoking for a few days, but it's still not working. ”

"If you want to suck blood, it's better to say that it's better for girls. It's so comfortable to suck. ”

"I seem to understand. So, what does it feel like to be a female celebrity?

"That's a good taste! What Naian didn't dare to comprehend was. That's pretty much it. ”

"I hope you suck it to your heart's content. ”

"I hope so. ”

Fifteen minutes later we parted ways. I opened the door, turned on the light, and took a beer from the fridge to drink. Then call the girlfriend who didn't meet just now. Listening to her, it turns out that there is also a high-sounding reason for the yin and yang differences. That's it.

"I'm telling you, oh, you'd better not take the black taxi with the number plate in the Nerima district for a while. ”

"Why?" she asked.

"Because there are drivers who are vampires. ”

"Really?" "Really. "Are you worried about me?" "Of course. "Is the Nerima Ward license plate number a red taxi?" "Yes" "Thank you." "You're welcome. "'Good night. "Good night. ”