Chapter 2 Goat!
Xie Tong looked at the big glowing eyes in the darkness, and sat on the floor at a loss.
A human voice came from the darkness where the eye was.
"I'm going to pay for stepping on the floor......" An old voice came slowly, and as he spoke, the old man lit a candle lamp and held it in his hand.
Only then did Xie Tong see clearly that a short and thin old man in shabby clothes was hunched over his waist, with a cane, only a few white hairs left on the top of his head, and many white hairs on both sides of his forehead and ears, a typical Mediterranean hairstyle. He has a white beard like a goat, and a pair of small glasses in front of his soybean-sized glasses. What just glows in the dark, the emotion is this glasses.
"I'm scared to death, old man, how can you walk without a sound, do you know that it will scare people to death!" Xie Tong stood up and patted his ass and said.
"Boy, I was there just a little bit, but you didn't see it...... Impolite. Uh......" the old man said boredly, burping.
"I'll go, it's so drunk. Old man, I'll see you sober up and talk about it. Xie Tong covered his nose and waved his hand.
"Go...... I didn't drink much...... What are you doing here, boy?" asked the old man, shaking his hand over the lamp.
"I'm here to report, this year's freshman. Xie Tong replied.
"New ...... It's fresh, it's been a few years......" The old man smiled.
"Nonsense, you go find a place to wake up the bar, tell me who the person in charge of this place is, and I'll just look for him. Xie Tong was already impatient.
"Tell you, I didn't ...... Not drunk...... I'm the one in charge of this. The old man stroked his beard and said.
"Destroying the ...... of the hall," Xie Tong corrected.
"It's not just a name, eh...... I'll look at your paperwork, forget it, I'll read it myself. The old man had already made a move as he spoke.
There were a few crisp sounds, and the old man circled around Xie Tong in the blink of an eye, and returned to his original place, continuing to sway, but there were a few more pages of documents in his hand, which were Xie Tong's notice.
"Yo, I can't see it...... Old man, you still have two more moments. Xie Tongqi said, he didn't find out how the old man did it.
The old man didn't care about him, put the candlelight on the candlestick on the pillar on the side, and read the document by the light, "Longcheng people, Xie family...... Haha, what does Xie Nantian's old immortal have to do with you, let you report to me for this department...... Baa...... Haha......" the old man laughed.
"Do you know my grandfather?, why are you smiling a little ......" Xie Tong panicked when he heard the old man laugh.
"Insidious?" the old man's glasses lit up.
"It's a bit ......"
"Boy, you student, I'll take it...... Uh......," the old man said with a burp. He nodded at Xie Tong.
"What?" Xie Tong exclaimed.
"I'm the teacher in the Destruction Hall...... You can call me ......."
"Old goat!" the old man was about to introduce himself, when the door of the house was suddenly pushed open with great force, and a woman's angry roar was heard.
"Who's that? Who's the old ...... Goats?" asked the old man, looking back.
"You old devil! You are stealing the old lady's wine again today? When will you pay the money you owe for the wine!" A woman rushed in from outside the door and grabbed the old man by the collar, this woman was ridiculously fat, and the wooden floor creaked as if it was about to break just by standing there.
"Don't be so violent, you see, I can't pay for your drinks after I collect my tuition today...... Uh......" said the old man.
"Phew! full of alcohol, just you, still accept students? You haven't had students for a few years since your school was established. Alas, is there really one?" The fat woman turned her head to see Xie Tong looking at the two of them stupidly, then let go of the old man and straightened her hair. His voice turned sweet and said to Xie Tong: "Little brother, how can you apply for this department, look at your talent, if you go to Aikizong, you will not be surrounded by beautiful women every day." Hehe~~ I am the largest, most luxurious and most worthy of your identity in the college hotel 'Jinyufang', the boss cat lady, little brother, welcome to cheer, hehe. ”
Looking at the fat woman's face full of flattery, Xie Tong smiled very fakely: "Cat...... Cat Lady, hello, my name is Xie Tong, I will definitely go, I will definitely go. Hehe. ”
"Wait for you, goodbye. The cat lady turned her face and glared at the old man viciously and said, "Tomorrow, or ......!" After speaking, she made a two-fist collision and slammed the door.
Watching the cat lady leave, the old man breathed a sigh of relief, and most of the wine sobered up.
"Boy, Xie Tong is right. It's late today, and I'll go through the enrollment procedures for you tomorrow. You see, the first time we meet the two of us, shouldn't we ...... the meaning of "the old man's eyebrows jumped"...... Huh?" touched his beard.
Old goat ...... Xie Tong opened his mouth, wondering if he should leave here immediately.
"Have you been trained since you were a child, although your physical fitness has been trained very well, but ...... Now that I'm fifteen years old, I still can't practice fighting spirit?" asked the old goat thief.
"How do you know?" Xie Tong couldn't help but ask when he heard the old man explain his situation.
"It's not a matter of two times, how to be a teacher. I've already probed your body. The old man said proudly touching his beard.
"Do you have a way?" Xie Tong asked anxiously.
"Of course there is, your meridians are blocked, and you can't practice the fighting spirit with ordinary exercises, Old Man Xie Nantian knows that I have a way to give me a problem. ”
"Teacher, teach me. Xie Tong said hurriedly.
"Without further ado, let's ...... Go for a drink or two, and I'll teach you tomorrow. The old man smiled and said, "By the way, pay your tuition......
"This, isn't it that all admission to Tiandou Academy is free of tuition......" Xie Tong said in a low voice.
"I can open a small stove for you, my training method is very expensive......" the old man said seriously.
"Okay......" Xie Tong shuddered and took out his money bag and reached out to take out the money.
"Take it, you ......," the goat old man snatched the money bag. After groping for a while, he said angrily: "Xie Nantian is a hero, how can he be so stingy, only 1,000 dragon fighting coins." Are you his own grandson?"
Xie Tong said angrily: "That's all, this is still my living expenses for this year, leave a little......"
The old man of the goat neatly put the money bag into his arms, touched his beard and said righteously: "Forget it, it's barely enough for a while, and I'll keep the rest for you." ”
"Hey, don't take it all, how can I live. Xie Tong said hurriedly.
The old man ignored him, and began to shake his head and circle around Xie Tong and said, "I was disturbed by that fat woman just now, and I haven't introduced myself yet, I am the sect master, teacher, life teacher, and ...... of the Destruction Hall."
"Let's just say that you won't be able ......to get it alone," Xie Tong embarrassed.
"It's two people now, hehe. The old man patted Xie Tong on the shoulder, and his smile was still sinister, "My name is Yang Jingshan, you can call me Teacher Yang, and it's okay to call me Yang Lao directly, cough cough ......"
Sheep into the mountain...... Not an old goat yet...... Xie Tong thought to himself.
"Don't call me a goat!" said the old man, looking back sharply.
I go, and I can hear what I think. Xie Tong hurriedly answered: "Teacher Yang, Mr. Yang...... Look, can you leave some living expenses......"
"Go for a drink...... Walking ......" The old goat put his arm around Xie Tong, didn't mention anything without money, and pushed the door away.
It was not early, but fortunately, it was dark in the room just now, Xie Tong was already accustomed to the light, and was dragged by the old goat all the way through the teaching avenue, and came to a building on the edge of the teaching area. When I looked up, it was the 'Jinyufang' that the fat woman cat lady said before.
The decoration of this brocade jade workshop is very high-grade, the scale is not smaller than the teaching buildings of the sect such as "Aikizong", the tall courtyard is lined with more than a dozen white jade pillars, and there are gold plaques hanging on the top, and there are two rows of young women wearing the traditional costume of the Dragon Dou Empire - cheongsam standing outside the gate, showing a large number of white legs on both sides, all smiling to welcome guests.
Xie Tong walked behind the old goat, preferring to die rather than walk side by side with him. Because, when he saw these welcoming ladies looking at the old goat one by one, their eyes were full of resentment, and he wanted to tear the old man alive.
The old goat walked leisurely towards the gate with his cane.
"Old man, the proprietress said that you will not be allowed to enter our hotel in the future, you have to pay back the debt!" a welcome lady intercepted the old goat.
"Oh, beauty, don't be so stingy...... Look, I'm here with money today. The old goat said and took out Xie Tong's money bag and shook it.
"Hmph, who knows where it came from...... Oops, dead goat, what are you doing!" the welcome lady clutched her ass and shouted, pointing at the old goat with a red face and jumping to her feet.
"Hey, hey, hey...... The chick's ass is a little loose, it's time to exercise......" The old goat smiled and ran into the lobby with a cigarette.
Xie Tong was sweating as he watched from behind, and just now the old goat clearly put his hand into the cheongsam and touched it......
The young lady who was rubbed with oil saw the old man running away, but she didn't chase after her, she took a sip and turned around with a red face, "Are you together?"
"No! Absolutely not! That old horseman, everyone will be punished!" Xie Tong patted his chest and said.
"Yes, if you catch it, you should be killed! By the way, handsome guy, I haven't seen you before, this year's new students, 20% off for freshmen. Come, sister will take you in. The welcome lady said with a smile.
"No, no, I have friends waiting for me inside, I'll just go by myself, thank you, beauty......" Xie Tong waved his hand and entered the lobby.
The brightly lit lobby is neatly arranged with more than 50 round tables for ten people, almost all of which are full, but even then it is still unconsciously crowded. Diners come in and out, and waiters are busy, which shows how hot the business of this 'Jinyufang' is.
"Boy, ...... here" Not far from Xie Tong, the old man of the goat sat at an empty table and waved his hand.
Xie Tong saw that no one was paying attention around him, and sat opposite the goat with his head down, covering his face with his hands. It's a shame to eat with an old goat...... The waiters who came and went all looked at the old goat coldly, and no one greeted him at all.
"Come on, come on......" The old goat dragged a waiter, ordered food, and asked for wine. It's just that the waiter paid the bill first when he was forced to die.
More than 200 dragon coins, Xie Tong watched the old goat take money out of his money bag, and actually gave a tip of 50......
The old goat ate and drank and bragged. Xie Tong had already come in a hurry, but after looking for a teaching base for another day, he was already hungry and gobbled up, and he didn't listen to the old goat's bragging.
"Boy, let you practice fighting spirit in a week!Believe it or not!" said the old goat angrily.
"Really?!" Xie Tong asked, holding a chicken leg in his mouth, this is what he cares about.
"If it doesn't work, I'll give you back the money!" said the old goat as he snatched the chicken leg from Xie Tong's mouth and gnawed on it.