Chapter 108: Lantian Yu Nuan, Jin Se is unprovoked
And after we reached the demigod realm, we were driven out by the Liuyun faction, in fact, it should be driven out by the beautiful grandmother, but she drove us out seems to be similar to being driven out by the Liuyun faction, because what she did, the Liuyun faction didn't dare to have the slightest opinion.
Of course, it is not for nothing that we have been kicked out, as the beautiful grandmother said, the demigod realm wants to improve the realm is no longer something that can be improved by simple cultivation, what is needed is more understanding, the perception of life, rolling red dust, the world, the rising and setting of the sun, the clouds and clouds. In fact, although it is complicated and beautiful, in my opinion, it is just a matter of foolishness, such as why you don't hard, why the distance between a 20-year-old man and a 50-year-old man is different, why the car runs on its stomach instead of standing, why the apple falls from the book, such as the comparison of the value of apples and waists, and so on.
And when we returned to the underworld, we saw a different scene.
A year in the mountains, but in the underworld, there are great changes.
And after seeing the situation in front of him, Song Ercub's figure had disappeared in a flash, he was really in a hurry, and he was in a hurry, just as he came gently, stepping on the morning light all over the ground, and just as he walked gently, leaving a place of toilet paper.
The underworld is completely quiet as it used to be, of course, relatively quiet.
Nowadays, the underworld is full of wars, and there are countless ruins and broken walls, and people who have been displaced by the war can be seen everywhere, and the hunger, panic, and plague caused by the war have also broken out in the whole territory of the underworld.
Messages are easy to get, and a random person on the side of the road can get some news about the war.
Soul Clan, all this is the ghost of Soul Clan.
It's just that in just one year, there are more than a million soul clans that have emerged from the underworld.
"It seems that the Soul Clan is indeed as we thought, they can't stand the loneliness anymore. Tsing Yi walked back to us and said with a long sigh.
So, according to the information we received, we rushed to the nearest city.
Just like the words that Liu Bei left to his son Liu Chan: Don't take the good as small, don't take the evil as small. Even if we're not good, we're not bad. Maybe a bigger part of the reason why we made this choice was because we didn't go yet, because of Dragon City, because of the Slashing Gate and the Iron Fist Gate, etc., because of the people or things that we lost because of the Soul Clan, but we did it anyway.
By the time we reached the nearest city, the fighting had been extinguished, and there was a dead silence in the city, save for the occasional crisp sound of the flames burning the dry trees.
After taking a rough look at the traces on the battlefield, we had already rushed out in the other direction, and the city gate behind us finally could not support it, and in a burst of collapse, it turned into tattered bluestone all over the ground.
I gritted my teeth and listened to the sound behind me, but my eyes unconsciously bloomed with fierce light, and I didn't know when my fists were clenched tightly.
A palm suddenly grabbed my tense wrist, and I knew it was the Soul Heart. She remembers my recent changes vividly, so she knows that I am changing, but she does not interfere with my changes, she is just waiting for a result, quietly waiting.
When we arrived at the next city, the battle was going on. Thousands of people in uniform armor are slaughtering in the city.
The battle seemed to have taken place for a while, but it ended quickly, and in just a few minutes, the thousands of people had completely exploded into a bloody mist and dissipated in the city.
And we've left because we got the news we needed.
Originally, we thought that the Soul Clan in the Northern Theater was almost lost in the Battle of Changshan City, but now it seems that it is really only a small part of the Soul Clan.
The underworld is still too big, I sighed, and pulled the palm of the soul heart and moved forward quickly.
In three months, we rushed to Changshan City, which is located in the north of the prefecture, and the moment we saw Changshan City, we were even a little excited, because Changshan City was obviously still there.
In the evening, everyone gathered in the courtyard where we had lived, and Song Ercub sat beside us, looking haggard.
"How?" I asked.
"Not good. Song Ercub shook his head.
To be able to make a great god like him say badly, it is obvious that this matter has reached a very bad level.
After understanding, in the past year and a half or so, Changshan City has spent almost every day in the war, and the population of Changshan City of more than 5 million is now less than 3 million, except for the civilians who were evacuated because of the fear of war, Changshan City has been consumed nearly one million troops in this year and a half, and this kind of consumption cannot withstand consumption for a populous city like Changshan City.
Looking at the haggard Song Ercub, everyone was silent for a while, such a war, even these great gods have no way, manpower is limited, even if they have the ability to move mountains and reclaim the sea, but for this vast underworld, it can only be a drop in the bucket.
"Is there any other news?" I looked at Song Ercub, Song Ercub said badly, it definitely not just because of this war.
Sure enough, Song Ercub raised his head, his gaze swept over the faces of all of us, and finally landed on my face, with a serious expression as if he had changed a person.
"Something happened to the Ten Halls of Yama. ”
Song Ercub said very lightly, but these simple seven words were thrown among us like a bomb.
The Ten Palaces of Hades, for me, may be just a term, and they represent nothing more than the ten high-level leading cadres of the underworld, but for Tsing Yi and their natives, the things that these ten halls of Hades represent are much clearer than I, an outsider.
Everyone seemed to be shocked, or maybe they were waiting for Song Ercub to continue the next words.
"King Bian Cheng's identity was exposed, and then disappeared, and the original King Bian Cheng had no news, and his life and death were unknown, and the exposed King Bian Cheng had an extremely close relationship with the leader of the soul clan. ”
Everyone's eyes flashed, after leaving the Sand Clan before, we found out about this matter, countless unknown people, but they are definitely organized and disciplined people have joined this war, and they are on the side of the Soul Clan, although the specific number is unknown, but it will definitely not be less.
"These people are the people of King Bian Cheng?" I asked, but there was concern in my voice that anyone could hear.
"It's not just King Bian Cheng. "Song Ercub's sighs today are extraordinarily loud and intensive.
Another bomb was dropped in the midst of us, and everyone's brows furrowed again.
"King Qin Guang, who is in charge of life and death in one hall, is missing, Emperor Song who is in charge of the Black Rope Hell in the third hall is missing, King Equality in the ninth hall is missing, and the Wheel King who is in charge of reincarnation in the ten halls is missing. Song Ercub's voice was short, and he had already finished speaking in one breath, as if he was afraid that he would lose his courage if he spoke slowly.
The cold air gasped in everyone's mouths, and half of the Ten Halls of Yama were missing, and this half of them also happened to include King Qin Guang who was in charge of life and death and King of Wheel who was in charge of reincarnation, you know, the Hall of the Ten Halls of Yama and the Ten Halls are the existence of the head and tail, and the two halls are here, so there is the so-called cycle of life and death, but now these two halls have no owner, even the Lord of the Ten Palaces of Yama can only be anxious.
And the most terrible thing about the disappearance of half of the lords of the ten halls is not because the lord of the ten halls has no one in the seat, which leads to the chaos of the cycle of life and death, after all, after so many years of work, each hall naturally has its own working methods and work system constraints, so even if the hall master is missing, it will not affect the work of the two halls too much, and the most terrible thing is the reason for the disappearance of these hall masters
The highest existence in the mansion, of course, these can only be said to be the highest existence in the political system, and naturally there are some gods who are beyond the world and don't want to care about this red world at all, but no matter how you compare, the lord of the ten halls is definitely not a bad hand, just take out one, not only the realm is a god realm, but the point of life and death has been completely detached.
Now all kinds of signs, all of them point to the Soul Clan, you know, the fake King Bian Cheng has been in the Lord of the Ten Palaces for I don't know how many years, so many years have not been exposed, the strength of the fake King Bian Cheng has been seen, see a leaf falling and know the autumn, through the fake King Bian Cheng, it is naturally not difficult to think of the strength of the Soul Clan, especially those top strength that is enough to turn the tide of the battle.
Everyone was silent, and for a while, even if they were as delicate as Tsing Yi, they lost their minds in an instant.
And just when everyone was silent, a soft light suddenly flashed in the room, and two figures had appeared in front of everyone.
One is a flower farmer, the other is a fat man who is fatter than a flower farmer, and it is a woman, almost two meters tall, and a flower farmer who weighs at least two hundred and fifty pounds stands beside this woman, but it looks a little small and cute.
I'm Nima, this is the giant spirit god, isn't it? The only thing that is bad is that I don't have a Xuanhua axe in my hand.
I looked up at this woman, who was a head taller than the fat man, and to be honest, her neck was a little sore.
Everyone has naturally seen the flower farmers, so it is very natural for everyone to ignore the flower farmers, but to focus on the woman.
So, a group of people looked at the woman with their heads held high as if they were looking at the god in their hearts.
The woman's gaze swept over everyone, in fact, to be precise, I think the woman should be looking for a chair, but unfortunately, the chairs in the room are indeed redundant, but looking at the woman's figure, those chairs that seem more than enough for us to sit up are estimated to only be able to put down half of the woman's buttocks, if you squeeze hard, how many one and a half.
The woman was obviously a free and easy person, and after looking around, she saw that there was no suitable place for herself in the whole room, so she simply sat on the ground.
In an instant, the whole room was shaking, the dust was falling, and everyone was busy reaching out to support the crumbling things in their hands.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The woman sat down and didn't speak, but the flower farmer came out to play the round first, waving his hand to apologize to everyone, and hurriedly explained.
"Just came down from the sky, and this power is a little bit uncontrollable. ”
The power is not well controlled? Could it be that the gravitational pull of the heavenly realm is relatively small? I looked at the flower farmer with doubts in his eyes, and the flower farmer squeezed his eyes at me.
"Everyone, I haven't seen you for a long time, this is a cheap one, and this time I came to the underworld for something, so I came over together. ”
Generally speaking, it is undoubtedly not virtuous and virtuous, gentle and lovely, the small hands are weak and boneless, and the willow waist is full of a hand. I watched the flower farmer's wife sit on the ground, and the light flashed in her hand, and a cucumber as thick as an arm appeared in her hand, and with a wipe of the sleeve of her robe, it was already put into her mouth and gnawed, ignoring the stunned eyes of everyone looking at her.
"I'm really sorry guys, it's a little hypoglycemic. ”
I almost slipped off the stool when I stepped on the horse, low blood sugar? Eating like this, being so fat and low blood sugar? This stepping horse should all have urine sugar, at least plus it, it is estimated that the fasting blood sugar must reach more than 20.
Of course, I have a basis for thinking so, I weigh about 150 pounds, and my blood sugar is about five even after meals, and a woman's weight, according to visual measurements, is at least four times that of mine, and four times five is not twenty.
After the woman sat down, everyone's eyes finally pulled on a horizontal line.
So, everybody was looking at me.
What do you want to do now? I really want to pull everyone's eyes off, Nima, this is obvious, it means that I have to go to the end of this time.
Well...... Well...... I cleared my throat.
"Hello sister-in-law. I stood up, walked up to the woman, and gave a slight salute.
The woman was about to rise, and I hurried to stop it.
"My sister-in-law came from afar, and the boat was tired, so just sit. ”
The frame of this house was only more than three meters, and this sister-in-law stood up, I was really afraid that I didn't believe that this house would be a good one.
The woman looked at me and smiled, but she smiled very sincerely. The light flashed in the woman's hand, and a green cucumber had appeared in her hand, and then the woman raised her palm and handed the cucumber towards me.
"Here's one. The woman said.
I didn't want it, because the cucumber is almost up to my waist, you cucumber, let O'Neill eat it's okay, let me eat it, I'll have to ride on the cucumber and nibble. However, just as I was about to refuse, I saw the flower farmer's eyes, and the rejection that I was about to say just now naturally turned into acceptance.
"Thank you, sister-in-law. I "took it" with a "happy" face, moved it to the front of the chair, followed the example of my sister-in-law, rolled up my sleeves and wiped it on the cucumber casually, and then I gnawed it hard, as if the cucumber in my arms was everyone's head.
Yes, the cucumber tastes good. It's a pity that it's too big to eat, not ......
Thinking about it makes me feel much better.
"Sister-in-law, you came from afar but you don't know what you're busy with?"
Women are obviously very useful for this kind of words, because this kind of body type, at first glance, it is a lack of exercise, and now I say that she is busy, naturally like an antelope hanging horns to pat a woman with a fragrant fart, but this hand is a little small, it is estimated that it can't be photographed.
"Hey...... the woman looked at me and smiled, smugly, smirked.
"I'm not telling you. ”
I gnawed the cucumber hard, my sister-in-law actually blushed, still full of little girlish appearance, her palm was raised, and she pinched an orchid finger and put it to her mouth to cover her mouth and smile.
It's also embarrassing for my sister-in-law, this orchid finger can still separate the petals.
"Oh, my sister-in-law's busy business must be a big deal, but my brother is too talkative. ”
I nibble on cucumbers!
Then the conversation was picked up by the flower farmer, but it turned out that something had happened to the heavenly realm.
In the Heavenly Realm, the Lei Gong and the Electric Mother in charge of thunder and lightning are missing, the supervisor on the demon slaying platform is missing, and the Jin family in the Heavenly Realm is also missing.
In short, there are also missing people in the Heavenly Realm, and there are not many main personnel, and there are only four people, but the Jin family in the Heavenly Realm has a population of millions, and there are several masters who have reached the God Realm.
"What are you telling me for?" I looked at the flower farmer, a wary expression. It's definitely not a good thing for the fat man to suddenly tell me this.
"According to the investigation, the positions of these people have actually been sitting in the soul clan all these years, as for the original few priests, they don't know where they have been gotten by the soul clan, and the root of the soul clan is in the underworld, and you happen to be a mortal opponent with the soul clan, so, what about this matter, it is most appropriate for you to do it. ”
"Why are you doing it? Lao Tzu is not from your public security system, it is your business to arrest people, you can arrest people, and I can clean them up. ”
"It's inconvenient for us to do anything about this, even I can only rely on our personal friendship to help you. ”
"What about your boss? He has a large number of soldiers, a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals at every turn, and some can breathe fire, and some can throw towers, and he can use rings, and he has many eyes. ”
"How can there be so many people, now the finances of the Heavenly Realm are also in deficit, and they are engaged in anti-corruption and clean government during this time, and they don't have time, besides, my brother-in-law is not now
Have you gone to your system? Where are the 80,000 sailors, all of them disbanded, and they have gone home to grow rice and replenish the treasury. ”
I glared at the flower farmer, and the meaning in my eyes was obvious: Lao Tzu didn't believe it!
"Actually, the main reason is that our boss is really hard to do this time. ”
"What's wrong?"
"The electric mother is beautiful, of course, it is the fake electric mother Ang later, so ...... So...... Rise. The flower farmer raised an eyebrow at me.
Grass! This horse's ** naked power and money trading, this doesn't make him?
In line with the principle that it is not my own business, and the affairs of this heavenly realm are not something that I, a little grasshopper, can manage, so I have already made up my mind to refuse the flower farmer, and neither can my brother.
It's a pity that the flower farmer said a word, and I compromised.
"Don't worry, it's done, it's good. ”
"Who do you think Lao Tzu is...... What's the benefit?
"This. As the fat man spoke, the light flashed in his hand, and a small jade figure had appeared in his hand, the jade man was one inch tall, half-lying posture, squinting slightly, showing his breasts, smiling, and a string of thick Buddha beads hanging around his neck.
Maitreya Buddha! This thing can be found all over the streets even in the world.
"Why do you fool Lao Tzu with such a thing?" I looked at the Maitreya Buddha in the fat man's hand, the carving was exquisite, and the shadows were also full of fairy energy, and a sense of blessing and harmony was born through the jade material.
"You know. The flower farmer looked at me and yelled.
When he said that, I believed it, and it seemed to be real. So, I reached out and took this Maitreya Buddha, there is a hole on the top of the jade, and a red rope is worn in the hole, and I don't know if it is old or too good, in short, this red rope is now black, not to mention the shiny oil, and there is a faint smell of cumin.
"What kind of material is this? Hetian jade?" To be honest, I really don't know about this kind of thing, I really don't know about jade, I seem to have the best impression that Hetian jade, and I don't know it yet, I guess someone else takes the bottom of a beer bottle to make a Maitreya Buddha, and I will take it seriously.
"Lantian jade. "The fat man replied.
"I don't understand. ”
"There are tears in the pearl of the sea and the moon, and the blue field is warm and the jade is smoking, do you know?"
"I know, hehe, fatty, I didn't expect you to be a lover. I touched the fat man's arm, glanced at my sister-in-law who was sitting on the ground and nibbled on cucumbers, and then continued: "No wonder, I have been staying by my sister-in-law so honestly for so many years. ”
The sister-in-law didn't speak, but the action of gnawing on the cucumber suddenly became much more gentle, and a faint flush also secretly rose on the sister-in-law's face.
"Do you know that this poem is usually written for the dead?" the fat man obviously knew the poem, and the voice swept through my head like thunder.
"Stupid, compare, sister-in-law just doesn't know. I mouthed at my sister-in-law, Nunu, behind the fat man.
The fat man turned slightly sideways, glanced behind him, and a thumbs was already secretly picking up at me.
"And this. ”
Stepping on a horse, if Lao Tzu doesn't shoot on his sister-in-law's ass, will you be secret? I looked at the fat man, and the fat man's eyes dodged.
Grass!
The fat man took out a piece of jade, but this piece of jade is different, the whole body is white, without a trace of variegation, and this piece of material is not carved as simple as a character, the whole piece of material is carved into an elegant woman caressing the qin, the woman's eyebrows are lowered, the jade fingers are thousands, plucking the strings lightly, the other hand is dragging the cheeks, but the eyes are not on the strings in front of them at all, but it seems to be looking into the distance.
Made, this seems to be more awesome, I think so, at least this carving and artistic conception are different.
"What is this?"
"This thing is called Jinse Unprovoked. ”
"What's the material?"
"Xuannu tears. ”
"What's that?"
"You don't understand, in short, there is only this one within the Three Realms. ”
This time it's really awesome, not to mention within the Three Realms, it's the world, not to mention the world, it's China, if there is only such a piece, Lao Tzu will also send it.
But......
I suddenly looked at the fat man in a daze, and it wasn't until I looked at the fat man's hair that I spoke: "Why is this piece a Xuannu tear, and that Maitreya Buddha is Lantian jade?"
"Do you know who wore the Maitreya Buddha carved by Lantian jade?"
"I don't know. ”
"It was worn by Maitreya Buddha!"
Don't coax me, how can anyone wear your own brand, afraid that you will die slowly, right?
"To be precise, Maitreya Buddha wore it in the world for 4,000 years. ”
If you explain it like that, I will reluctantly believe it. But......
"Is this thing useful? Can it fight hunger? Or can it fight thirst?" I continued to belittle the two things in my hand in line with the principle of ruthlessly lowering the price when talking about business.
I guess the fat man has never seen such an unethical person as me, his face is the color of pig liver, and the eyeballs staring at me are about to fall.
"Not hungry, but alive. ”
As the protagonist of a book, Lao Tzu's life is very valuable, at least, five yuan for a thousand words!
So, I stared straight at the fat man: "What do you mean?"
"This thing can turn the tide. Take your Seven Tribulation Wood for example. After the fat man finished speaking, he glared at me with slanted eyes.
Nani: It's not your average awesome, it's awesome.
I'm excited, I'm shaking, I'm shaking, I'm squirting......
"Are there three guarantees?"
"I've delivered it to you on a horse!"
The fat man was really angry, so he shoved two things into my hand, turned around and beckoned his wife to leave.
"Go slowly. I waved to the two of them.
"My brother remembers to have time to visit his sister-in-law. My sister-in-law waved back at me step by step.
"Also, that Jin Se is unprovoked, but my sister-in-law has worn a thousand-year-old love token. ”
The two of them eventually disappeared.
I turned around and looked at the Ape King with a fixed look.
"Ape King, hit me. ”
"Huh?"
"Hit me. ”
The ape king slammed his fist into my stomach, and I bent down with a snort, and after a while, I looked up.
"Silly, bi, slap me in the face. ”
So, a huge knee slammed down on my face, and it was called a sourness.
Well, not bad. After a while, I got up and patted the dust off my body.
"What are you smoking?"
"I'm going to keep myself awake and I feel like I'm sorry for myself. I looked at the direction in which the fat man had disappeared and said earnestly.
Well, you did it right. The crowd echoed in unison.
Do you need to be a little more sober?, everyone looked at me with questions in their eyes.
was so mixed by the fat man, in fact, the main reason is because of the fat man's wife, none of us thought that the fat man's wife was so naturally beautiful, and she was so beautiful that she was beautiful in the north, peerless and independent.
No, I need to stay awake.