Chapter 231: The Funniest Joke in History
"Okay, Brother Mume, we will be a family from now on. Deacon Ma laughed and said, "Your future is limitless." ”
Mu Mu disdains it in his heart, who the hell is a family with you, but on the surface, Mu Mu still nodded and smiled innocently: "Hehehe." ”
"Okay, Xiao Wang, let's take Brother Mumu to familiarize yourself with the company. Deacon Ma said kindly to Wang Dalu.
"Yes!" Wang Dalu stepped forward, answered, and went out with Mumu.
Seeing the two leaving, Deacon Ma leaned back against the boss's chair, took out a box of Cuban cigars from the drawer, took out one and lit it, and then took a beautiful puff, and then his eyes narrowed slightly, and he thought proudly: "Here comes another one, ha, praise the eternal god!"
On the other side, Wang Dalu took Mumu to the previous office, walked to the printer, and after some operation, he signed his name on a document that had just been printed out and handed it to Mumu.
Mu Mu flipped through this thing, and saw that there were a lot of miscellaneous words written on it, anyway, these things, a single word was taken out, and Mu Mu could know what it meant, but if he looked at it together, then he couldn't understand it at all.
"What the hell, get out of the keyboard. Kime roared inwardly.
"Brother Mu, you go back and memorize this document, as long as you recite it, your position can be promoted to apprenticeship. Wang Dalu said with a smile.
"What?" Kime said stunned, "Don't you need to be hired?"
Wang Dalu waved his hand and said proudly: "Our company never needs to go through that complicated procedure, since you accepted the 10,000 yuan, you are a member of our company, and you are an honorable apprentice." ”
Damn, you're too sloppy, and it's a big company, aren't you afraid that the police uncle will come to the door and arrest you?
As if seeing Mumu's concerns, Wang Dalu hurriedly said: "You don't have to worry about wages, rest assured, as long as you can memorize the content of the documents in your hand, so as to promote the apprentice, the company will reward an additional 50,000 yuan, and the apprentice's salary is 30,000 yuan per month." Of course, if you don't memorize it in a short period of time, don't worry about it, and the salary of the apprenticeship is also 8,000 a month. ”
"That'...... What else is my task besides endorsing?" Mumu couldn't help but ask, this company is really weird, I just want to know, what are you doing here?
Wang Dalu was relieved when he heard this, he nodded, and said approvingly: "Brother Mu, you are really a diligent and inquisitive person, our company needs talents like you." ”
"Well, I think you can understand this question as long as you listen to the master's lecture, come with me. ”
"Master, is that the one I saw lecturing in the big classroom before?" asked Kime as he walked.
"Oh, no. Wang Dalu smiled, "That is the master who explains the greatness of the Eternal God to the members of the apprentice and above, and you have to listen to the master who specializes in explaining the basic rules and future plans of the company to your kind of apprentice." ”
While speaking, Wang Dalu took Mumu to a conference room. There were a few people sitting in the conference room, some young, some middle-aged, and some old, of course, mostly young.
These people all have an obvious characteristic, that is, thieves and rat eyes, their eyes are erratic, of course, those old people are a little calmer, but their eyes show a trace of deceit and fierce light from time to time.
At this time, these people were listening carefully to the speech of a middle-aged man, who was none other than the other of the two pregnant men.
Wang Dalu lightly pulled out a chair and sat down, and Mu Mu also sat down.
The people in the room only glanced at them slightly, and then stopped paying attention to them, but the pregnant man nodded at them slightly.
"This is Deacon Ho, who is on the same level as Deacon Ma. Wang Dalu sat in the corner and whispered to Mumu.
"Big boss, I'm afraid this guy doesn't want to tell you the secret of a man's pregnancy. A slight smile came into Mumu's ears.
Mu Mu's face turned dark, if this is the case, then he doesn't care about any undercover mission, he will directly punch that guy.
Fortunately, Deacon He did not talk about the secret of a man's pregnancy, but talked about more nonsense and more ridiculous content.
As for what this Deacon He said earlier, Mu Mu didn't know, and he didn't want to know, because this guy was simply talking nonsense.
Mu Mu briefly summarized the content of this Deacon He, and the content is nothing more than three points. The first point is that the messy and bullshit stuff that your introducer gave you is actually a supreme exercise called the "Eternal Sutra", and everyone must cherish it, read it well, and memorize it; the second point is that the "Eternal Sutra" is the most awesome exercise, and the awesome thing is that it can develop offline, that is to say, you don't need to cultivate yourself, you can let others cultivate; and third, the eternal god is immortal, praise the eternal god.
In this regard, Mumu hehe, don't think that if you put on a layer of fantasy shell, Lao Tzu won't know your details, and the eternal god, you let him stand up, see if I can beat him.
Deacon He, who was standing at the front desk, became more and more excited, his hands fluttered, and the stars splashed around, "Brothers, this is the best gift given to us by the God of Eternity. ”
"Moreover, these are all at your fingertips, as long as you develop downline, an apprentice recruits six apprentices, and let them practice the eternal scripture signed with your name, then your cultivation will increase by a small amount, if these six apprentices become apprentices, then your cultivation will be doubled, and you will also be promoted to disciples. ”
"Then, as long as these six apprentices are promoted to disciples, then you will be able to become a deacon just like me, and your cultivation will be increased by a factor of six...... In a word, the more downlines you develop, the stronger you will become. ”
"Of course, some people may not believe it, so I'll show you a video. ”
As he spoke, Deacon He closed the curtain and put a video on the projection screen. This is a video of the battle, from which Deacon Ma and Deacon He can be seen.
"Hey, isn't that Wang Xiaoer?"
"According to the brothers on the road, Wang Xiaoer is a practitioner, and his kung fu is extremely good, and it is said that he has practiced dark energy, and he is a great master. ”
"The two deacons were able to easily suppress Wang Xiaoer, if Wang Xiaoer hadn't used despicable means, the two deacons would have been able to kill him easily. ”
The picture in the video is over when Wang Xiaoer staggers back, and as for the picture of Yang Lele's appearance in the back, it is obviously impossible for Deacon He to release it.
"Ahem~" Deacon He cleared his throat and said smugly, "Everyone, I think you all know that just three days ago, Deacon Ma and I were just ordinary people, not to mention any dark strength martial artists, even bright strength martial artists can crush us to death with one finger." ”
"But now, in just three days, we have practiced the Eternal True Sutra, developed the lower line, and have six disciples and thirty-six apprentices, as for the strength, everyone has also seen it, we all have the strength of the Transforming Martial Arts. ”
"Now this great opportunity is in front of you, as long as you work hard, stepping on Wang Xiaoer is not a dream at all, waking up to control the world, drunk and lying on the knees of beauty, the future belongs to us. ”
"Praise be to the eternal God, the eternal god is immortal!"
As soon as Deacon He's words fell, the people sitting below stood up one after another, with red eyes, waving their hands and shouting: "The eternal god is immortal, the eternal god is immortal~"
Mu Mu's face was expressionless, and he suddenly had the urge to lift the table and blow up this group of stupid hangers.
At this time, Xiaobai said: "That pregnant man used a low-end bewitchment technique, and ordinary people here were bewitched. ”
"Damn, if you don't use this kind of nonsense, I guess even a fool won't believe it. smiled and complained, "What about the development of the downline, is it that the creatures of the whole universe have been developed into the downline, and you can beat the way of heaven, it's just a neurosis, a cult, a proper cult." ”
"The god of eternity, is it still eternal? Even the emperor of the people can't bear the pig-killing knife of the years, which onion is your eternal god?"
"Practicing that kind of exercise, you can make people immortal, this is the funniest joke I have ever heard in my life, it can be called the funniest joke in history, hahahaha~"