Chapter Seventy-Eight: Envy of Li Xiaoyao
What kind of sword cultivation is this, swordsmanship, why have we never heard of it?
Otherwise, with such immortal means, who is the opponent of the monks in the world?
Here, on the TV screen, Li Xiaoyao has already chased the old witch into the other party's lair with the sword, and the two fought very fiercely.
"What kind of Xiu Li is so powerful?" On the side, Huangfu Yulan had already finished eating ice cream and cones, eating popcorn with a surprised face, staring at the TV screen tightly, although there was no sound, but just looking at the fighting scene, it was still very exciting.
Eating popcorn while watching TV, even if it's a silent TV, it feels like it's pretty good!
"This Li Xiaoyao that the boss said, is he a warrior or a monk?"
"That's right, let's say he's a martial artist, he can actually fly to the sky, let's say he's a monk, the Gangfeng just now is obviously a martial artist. ”
"Oh, didn't the boss say it, he's a sword cultivator, and neither of the two systems counts!"
A group of people have already begun to discuss who this Li Xiaoyao is, and completely forgot what they just said, what kind of TV series is this, it's not good-looking, they won't watch it.
Sword cultivation and swordsmanship, two words that they had never heard of, gave them a different freshness.
Especially Li Xiaoyao's swordsmanship, which can be called a fairy method.
Just when everyone was amazed at Li Xiaoyao's power, the old witch on the screen turned into the image of a kind middle-aged woman, and then Li Xiaoyao's expression became frightened at once, and then the surrounding scene changed rapidly, appearing in a room, Li Xiaoyao, who had just returned to the sword flight, was lying on the bed at the moment, and the middle-aged woman who the old witch had become was roaring at him.
"What...... Is this a dream?" Huangfu Yulan, Huangfu Yanran, Wen Xunyun, Yu Guoguo and a group of women were all stunned for a moment.
"This ...... Is it a dream!?" The other warriors and monks were also stunned on the spot.
Dream...... It's all a dream!!
What kind of immortal means, what sword cultivation, and swordsmanship, are all dreamed of by Li Xiaoyao when he sleeps?
The plot continues, even if you don't hear the sound and there are no subtitles, the plaque of the Yunlai Inn on TV, as well as the behavior of the aunt and nephew, all show that ...... Li Xiaoyao is just an inn guy......
Everyone's jaws dropped......
I thought Li Xiaoyao was a peerless hero, a man among the immortals, but he was just a shopkeeper......
This kind of reversal is too big, right?
"Hahaha...... Boss, are you sure you didn't put the wrong TV? It's a comedy, right?"
"Hahaha, that's it, is this Li Xiaoyao specifically responsible for funny?"
"The so-called sword cultivation and swordsmanship are actually just his dreams...... Hahaha, I admit it, I managed to be amused by this Li Xiaoyao!"
Everyone laughed loudly, leaning forward and backward with laughter, some people had pain in their stomachs, holding their stomachs with one hand, holding the wall with the other, and the people around them, laughing with tears, that is, the space in the TV area was not big enough, otherwise they could all roll on the ground with laughter.
Li Xin's cheeks twitched and he didn't say anything.
What do these otherworldly people know?
Have you ever heard of waste materials?
How could they understand that when they started to discuss the plot, they had fallen into the giant pit of the Legend of Sword and Fairy, and he didn't need to guarantee that as the plot of Sword and Fairy progressed, these people would only slowly join the team of chasing the drama of Sword and Fairy......
"A fairy sword enters the green underworld, and the poor and the blue fall into the yellow spring, I think it is a blue sky and a sweet dream, and in the end the two ends are empty!" Duan Chun held Tai Shuzhou's shoulder with one hand, covered his stomach with the other, laughed for a while, and then wiped away his tears and commented: ""The Legend of Shu Mountain" is a real immortal method, but what will this Li Xiaoyao do?
"Isn't it, although the plot of "Emperor Wu" is old-fashioned, the protagonist is a talented young master of a noble family, and his background is extraordinary, this Li Xiaoyao ...... It's just a shop second, I don't look at it!" Tai Shuzhou also commented.
The plot continues, and Li Xiaoyao has already followed Aunt Li's instructions and began to entertain the guests of the Lunatic Cult.
I have to say that the TV series produced by the system is really so real that people can't tell whether they are watching TV or not.
Through 3D stereoscopic glasses, although it is a thing that Li Xiaoyao sits on, Li Xin feels that he is general, and he has become Li Xiaoyao in the TV series.
"Haha, although I didn't hear a sound, but, like this, this is pretending that the inn is full?"
"Haha, this can still fall, it's really stupid!"
Seeing Li Xiaoyao and Aunt Li acting unscrupulously in order to make money, the others laughed again.
Then, it was Li Xiaoyao who went to the street to buy vegetables and met an admirer.
It wasn't until Aunt Li fell ill that Li Xiaoyao went to overseas Xiandao to seek medicine in order to treat Aunt Li, and at this moment, the plot of Xianjian really entered the development period.
And a group of viewers watched it with a little interest.
Without him, they already knew that Li Xiaoyao was an ordinary person who didn't know anything.
On weekdays, he just relies on the little three-legged cat kung fu he knows how to scare and scare people who don't know how to do it.
has no strength, no cultivation, no martial arts, no martial arts, an ordinary person, actually dares to go to sea alone to find medicine, seeing the determined Li Xiaoyao, a certain point in everyone's hearts was touched.
At this moment, Li Xiaoyao has changed his hangings in the inn, and combined with the image of his original inn buddy, how can he not be admired for making such a move?
If Li Xiaoyao was a monk with advanced cultivation, or a martial artist with strong strength and martial arts, they would definitely not have such emotional fluctuations, but how could such a small ordinary person not be surprised that he could do such a thing?
Even if there is no sound, you can see an ordinary teenager, facing the waves, treading the waves, regardless of his birthday, going to Xiandao, everyone can't help but worry about him, worried about whether he will be buried in the sea and drowned in the bottomless sea!
It wasn't until this moment that they took a serious look.
"Boss, I want to watch, I want to see this Legend of Sword and Fairy!" Yu Guoguo shouted at this time.
"If you want to see it, let's go open the permission and buy a ticket!" Li Xin turned his head to look at her.
"Xunyun, do you see?" Yu Guoguo nodded, asked Wen Xunyun, and when she saw the other party hesitating, she immediately took her hand and walked out: "Let's go, anyway, we haven't used the time limit to watch today, let's watch it together!"
"Okay!" Wen Xunyun shook his head helplessly, now this fairy sword is playing in the TV broadcast area, anyway, he can't see the eagle, and it's not bad to watch this new TV series, so he followed Yu Guoguo to the outside.
Soon, the second daughter returned, with an extra pair of glasses in her hand.
Yu Guoguo and Wen Xunyun bought tickets from Li Xin's side, so Yu Guoguo pulled Wen Xunyun and sat directly next to Li Xin.
And at this time, the plot came to the picture of Li Xiaoyao boarding Xiandao and breaking into battle.
"Wow, it's so dangerous, I really thought Li Xiaoyao would die here!?" Yu Guoguo patted the towering mountains and breathed a sigh of relief.
"How can it be, this Li Xiaoyao is the protagonist at a glance, he is dead, how will the plot play out later?" Wen Xunyun glanced at her.
"It's also yo......" Yu Guoguo was completely relieved.
Li Xiaoyao continued to walk forward and met Ling'er who was taking a bath.
"Wow, this is a fairy...... It's so beautiful......" Seeing Ling'er in the pool, Yu Guoguo screamed again.
"It's so beautiful!" Wen Xunyun also praised!
Next to "Gollum ......", Li Xin subconsciously swallowed his saliva.
Liu Yifei is really beautiful, and this is still produced by the system, Zhao Ling'er in front of her is just like a real person, and she can even see the delicate pores on her body.
Love, love, that's what it feels like to have a first thought...... Li Xin shouted in his heart.
"You're a tease!"
"It's called teasing?"
“...... You're like this, I'm going to do bad things......"
As Li Xiaoyao and Ling'er hid in the closet, Yu Guoguo covered her eyes: "Oh, I'm so shy, this lonely man and widow are together, my heartbeat has accelerated......"
"However, this Li Xiaoyao is so handsome!" Yu Guoguo's cheeks were shy, and he subconsciously covered his glasses with his hands, and then secretly looked at Li Xiaoyao through the gap between his fingers.
Next to "......", Wen Xunyun also blushed and lowered his head, but he also secretly looked up at Li Xiaoyao from time to time.
"Oh, grandma is here, it's over, it's over!" Seeing Li Xiaoyao being grabbed by grandma in the wardrobe, he suddenly exclaimed again.
"Eun Gong, we finally see you!"
"Oh, I'm worried!" Seeing her grandmother kneeling on the ground and kowtowing to Li Xiaoyao, Yu Guoguo breathed a sigh of relief.
"......" Li Xin.
It's not good-looking, it's not interesting to say it's good, you weird shouting and screaming, what the hell are you doing?
"A rain traps me here, your indifferent expression will make me sad, and the rain in June is the merciless you, accompanied by bits and pieces, hitting my heart, oh nothing...... I don't believe that you didn't mean to, but why did you abandon me in the wind and rain......"
"A rain, missing you, in my heart is incomparable, oh woo woo...... After you left, everything was gone in the wind and rain...... A rain has trapped me here, and your indifferent expression will make me sad...... There will come a time when you will believe that I love you...... A rain, miss you, I love you, I love you......"
Accompanied by a song of June rain, the plot opens to the plot where Ling'er takes Li Xiaoyao to visit the seeds.
"Wow, what a beautiful song, my heart melts!" Yu Guoguo shouted again.
"......" The other customers standing behind Li Xin all looked at her with blank eyes, you just watched it, shouting at this moment, showing your ability?
When the plot came to Li Xiaoyao getting married and the night of candles in the cave room, a June rain sounded again, which made Yu Guoguo scream shyly again.
"Oh, Li Xiaoyao and the fairy sister are married, how can such a shy picture be played!" I saw her covering her eyes and her feet fluttering.
Not only her, but also Wen Xunyun and Li Xin beside her blushed.
Wen Xunyun looked away shyly, and suddenly saw the boss staring ahead, she subconsciously coughed twice: "Ahem!"
"Oh...... cough cough ......" Li Xin's old face was flushed, and while turning his head to look at the side, he reached out to grab the popcorn, only to find that the popcorn had been eaten at some point, and he was suddenly embarrassed: "Haha...... The popcorn is so delicious...... Ling'er is so beautiful. ”
"......" Wen Xunyun.
Behind the three of them, the other warriors and monks also watched with relish, when they saw that Li Xiaoyao not only bravely entered the fairy island, but also met the fairy sister, and also married the other party......
Envy, a large group of old and young masters all stared, even those female warriors and monks, all of whom were envious and shy.
Of course, the inappropriate pictures for children are naturally to be skipped......
"Oops...... Envy, jealousy, hatred, my fairy sister ......" Tai Shuzhou clutched his chest and shouted.
A lot of other people have the same expressions.
Li Xiaoyao, such an inn guy, who hangs all day long, can actually marry such a beautiful fairy sister, looking at himself...... I've been practicing for dozens or hundreds of years, and I'm still single...... It's really old, and he has lived to be a dog, and he is not as good as an inn guy...... Sad, weeping!
"Sister Fairy, already, married to a guy ......" Next to it, Feng Rang was also constipated.
"Oh, I want to see everything...... However, my viewing time is ...... It's gone......" Sima Yi sighed.
"I knew that I wouldn't watch the eagle in the morning, and I wanted to marry a wife...... I really want to watch a new TV......" Tai Shuzhou looked envious and regretted it for a while.
"Come on, you, even if you want to get married, the wife you marry can't be a fairy sister!" Gong Yeguang glanced at him beside him.
"You ......" the corners of Tai Shuzhou's mouth twitched, and he couldn't wait to pull out his knife and cut this bastard.
"Lao Liu...... Our viewing time today is useless, just let's see how this fairy sword is!" Huang Fuyu looked at Lao Liu, and then silently hugged the popcorn and sat in the empty seat behind Li Xin.
"Okay, sir!" Old Liu Tou hugged the popcorn and walked outside.
"I'm going to watch it too!" Xiao Lanlan also called as she watched TV.
"I want to watch it too, let's go, buy tickets!" Sima Yi, Jiang Xi, Ji Yuan and others were also excited, clamoring to go outside.
"Hey, hey, you've all run out of time, and it's still early to see the new motor?" Gongsun Xuan looked at them and said coldly, and then rolled his eyes and said to them: "Let's watch silent TV honestly!"
After speaking, he stared at the TV screen again, and these people who went out together could only return with a bitter face.
"Oh, this Li Xiaoyao is really stupid, Ling'er is so dangerous, he can't help at all...... It's over, this group of bad people of the Lunatic Cult is so powerful!" Li Xin's side, Yu Guoguo began to 'spoil the lines' again.
"Master, give!" At this time, Lao Liu Tou had already come back with glasses.
"Hmm!" Huang Fuyu took the glasses, couldn't wait to put them on, and started chasing the drama.
The plot continues, when he came to Yuhang Town, Li Xiaoyao stepped forward with a kitchen knife in order to take revenge, but then he was cleaned up by the disciples of the Moon Worship Sect for a while, and he also lost the fact that he went to Xiandao to seek medicine and marry Ling'er.
"This person looks like the queen before!"
"Really!"
Seeing Li Xiaoyao and Jiu Jianxian meet, a group of viewers watching silent TV started talking again.
"Haha, this Li Xiaoyao is so funny, he really calls him grandpa!" Looking at the plot, Yu Guoguo shouted again.
In the TV, the wine sword fairy swept through the air, and Li Xiaoyao chased behind, shouting as he ran: "Grandpa, I want to learn martial arts from you...... Grandpa, I want to learn martial arts from you......"
"This ...... Is this to teach Li Xiaoyao martial arts?" Wen Xunyun saw this picture and immediately subconsciously guessed.
"Wrong, to be precise, it's not martial arts, but ...... "At the end of the second episode, at the end of the film, during the opening song of the third episode, he was free and said a word to the other party.
"This poor and sour Taoist priest, who is as down-and-out as a beggar, actually knows how to use swordsmanship?" Huang Fuyu, who was wearing glasses, heard Li Xin's words, and said with a suspicious gaze and tone.
"Swordsmanship?Is that the person who was like a beggar just now, really know swordsmanship?" Not only him, but also other people who watched silent TV also looked at Li Xin, and they really couldn't believe that swordsmanship really existed, and, yes, he was still such a sloppy person.
Even Lao Liu Tou didn't believe that a beggar who didn't even have money for wine could actually use swordsmanship, is it sword cultivation?
Didn't this sword cultivator say that heaven and earth could do anything? How could he be so miserable?
In this world, a monk with a high level of monks and a powerful warrior will beg for a pot of wine money?
In the Shenzhou Dynasty, a person with great ability, who is not a prominent person, and dignitaries compete to make friends, will be so depressed that he has no money?
Moreover, this master is willing to be a beggar, this is a stupid brain?
And at this time, the Wine Sword Immortal had already begun to teach Li Xiaoyao the sword technique.
"Look, the old man only teaches once!" said the Wine Sword Immortal towards Li Xiaoyao.
As he spoke, the other person had already hovered in the air, and Li Xiaoyao only saw the other party's hands pinching and sheathing.
"This ...... This is the Imperial Sword Technique!" Huang Fu Yu stood up when he saw it.
"Actually...... There really is a sword fight...... This...... How is this possible!" Yu Guoguo also stood up in shock.
"This is the sword master?This beggar Taoist priest is really a sword cultivator, and he wants to pass on this inn guy's sword master?" The other warriors and monks who didn't watch were all shocked, staring at the screen with wide eyes.
Aren't the swordsmanship and sword cultivation all in Li Xiaoyao's dream?
How can there really be sword cultivation, how can there really be someone who can resist swordsmanship!?
It's not fake, it's not a dream, it's completely real!
Because, Li Xin, who was sitting on the chair, had already followed the hands and began to practice.
And Huangfu Yu and Lao Liu Tou also came back to their senses, glanced at each other, full of excitement, followed by both hands, followed Li Xiaoyao's movements, and learned swordsmanship from the wine sword fairy.
Not only them, Yu Guoguo and Wen Xunyun also glanced at each other, quickly suppressed their excitement, just stood like this, and began to pinch the trick to learn!