Dongou Province received the will of Emperor Liu Che to agree to move inward, and led more than 20,000 subjects to move to Lujiang County (now Chaohu area, Anhui), and since then Dongou Kingdom has been eliminated. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Zhang Jiayang and Wei Qing's Jianzhang children lived together, read morning exercises every morning, and then carried out the task of guarding Liu Che, it was really not idle for a moment, after Liu Che's innovative ruling measures were abolished by the Empress Dowager Dou, he had nothing to do, so he led Zhang Jiayang, Han Yan, Wei Qing and others to hunt and wander in the wild, riding war horses and running in the countryside, Zhang Jiayang followed closely and kept shouting: "Your Majesty, let's go around, such a purposeless crazy run, will trample on the people's fields, these crops on the people's fields are already ripe." ”

"Huh...... Today I am happy, you go to the end, just compensate the people for the coins. ”

When Zhang Jiayang heard Liu Che say this, he was very lonely and stayed away from Liu Che and rode at the back of the team.

From time to time, the peasants who would rush from the fields and were working shouted loudly: "What kind of scoundrel is this, stepping on the crops that are about to ripen, what a loss of conscience." ”

Zhang Jiayang hurriedly stepped forward with a smile in accordance with Liu Che's will and said: "Uncle and aunt don't be angry, the one who walked in front was Pingyang Hou, because there was an urgent matter that damaged the crops, we will compensate, please forgive me." As he spoke, he took out two pieces of silver.

The households reluctantly took the silver taels and did not forget to scold: "What kind of marquis is this, who did bad things and was killed by the sky, it was really in vain to waste the emperor's teaching." ”

After tossing around in the fields like this for a whole day, the sky slowly darkened, and Liu Che asked loudly, "Can Han Yan be there?"

"The minister is here. ”

Liu Che immediately corrected: "How many times have I said it, we play in micro-services, there is no difference between monarchs and ministers, just call me master." ”

"No, what does the master command?"

"How far is this place from Weiyang Palace?"

"Master, it's almost two hours away. ”

"Oh, it's too late, tell Zhang Jiayang that we are going to borrow a night from the farmer in front of us and return to the city tomorrow morning. ”

"No. ”

After a while, I saw a house in front of me, more than a dozen people walked to the door, Han Yan knocked on the knocker lightly, only to hear someone in the courtyard answer: "Who is it?"

Han Yan said: "Passing merchants, it's getting late when you come here, can you borrow a night, we will give you two silver taels." ”

"Hahaha, when you're out of the house, who doesn't have a horse with a high kick and a short kick, come in, we don't want silver taels. As she spoke, the door was opened, and a peasant woman led everyone into the courtyard, saw more than a dozen people, and then said, "We are a small farm yard, and the rooms are limited, so it seems that we have to be wronged to squeeze a few people together." ”

"It's okay aunt, thank you. Liu Che said.

"Oh, this must be your head, please come inside. The peasant woman said and let Liu Che and the others into the guest room hall, and then said, "You shouldn't have eaten yet, I'll cook for you." ”

"Auntie is right, we haven't eaten yet, take out your best food, thank you, Auntie. Han Yan said as she found a stool for Liu Che to sit down.

Liu Che glared at Han Yan after hearing Han Yan's words: "Trouble Auntie, just a normal meal, don't listen to his nonsense." ”

"Hehe, rest assured, I promise to keep you well fed. The woman smiled and walked out of the door and into the backyard.

When the woman walked to the backyard and saw her husband sharpening the knife, the woman smiled and asked, "The master, today is really long-eyed, and he sharpened the knife to kill the chicken for the guests to eat without waiting for my instructions." ”

"Silly woman, you think very beautifully, I will kill these merchants tonight. ”

"Ouch, why, they just passed by and borrowed for a night, why are you taking someone else's life?"

"Looking at the leader, with a raised face, his eyes are empty, it is not a good thing at first glance, and the arrogant appearance of those people below may oppress a lot of goodness, and today I am going to hate the people of the world. ”

"Ouch, you must be wrong with your rotten eyes, the old lady thinks this is a nobleman, you look at the majesty, there is what our people can guess, as long as the old lady is there, don't think about moving a finger to them. ”

"Hmph, look at how I'm moving. The man was so angry that he took the knife and prepared it to the back bedroom.

The woman hurriedly took a step closer and snatched the knife, and then used the knife to kill the chickens and sheep, and after a long period of busy work, she cooked a pot of fragrant peasant food.

Liu Che's gang is accustomed to eating the exquisite imperial food in the palace, and occasionally changed this folk dish, and felt that it was delicious, and Liu Che who ate it praised again and again, and more than a dozen people lay down on the spot and fell asleep after a beautiful meal, after all, they had been running and playing for a day, and everyone was so tired that they didn't even bother to do the action of turning over, Liu Che woke up and saw that the sky was bright, but when he heard the scolding of a man in the backyard room, Liu Che hurriedly shouted: "Han Yan, Jia Yang, hurry up." ”

"Early hosts. Zhang Jiayang first opened his eyes when he heard Liu Che's shout.

Han Yan also woke up, and after a while, everyone woke up, Han Yan stretched and said, "What does the master command?"

"Listen, there is a noise and scolding in the backyard, I don't know what is going on in the woman's house, let's go to the backyard to see. ”

"No. ”

So Liu Che led everyone to the backyard, and met the woman who was busy preparing breakfast, and the woman hurriedly asked: "Ouch, everyone woke up so early, sleep well, I'm making breakfast, I'll send you to the front later." ”

Liu Che hurriedly asked: "Auntie has worked hard, why was there a noise just now, was it because we disturbed?" ”

"You must have misheard, there's no noise. ”

"Stinky bitch, let me go. Before the woman's voice landed, there was a sound of scolding in the room, and everyone instantly walked to the bedroom door in the backyard and saw the male owner tied to the collapsed bunk in the room.

Liu Che hurriedly asked, "May I ask the eldest lady why is this?"

"Alas, my master is seriously ill, and this is a last resort. ”

"Stinky woman, don't talk nonsense there, I just want to kill them, I want to eliminate harm for the people. ”

At this time, the woman had no choice but to showdown: "Since this bastard said this, I am not afraid of your jokes, this is my man who is bound, yesterday he sharpened his knife and said that he would kill you, I was afraid that he would cause some trouble, so I tied him up at night while he was asleep, and I didn't dare to let him go if you didn't leave." ”

"Poor lady is so hard, let him go quickly. Liu Che said after hearing this.

"If he hurts you......"

The woman wanted to speak and stopped, Liu Che continued: "It's nothing now, there are so many of us, and you man is helpless, hahaha." ”

"Thank you, guests, for making you smile. The woman said as she untied the rope that bound the man.

The man stood up and picked up the wooden stick in front of the door and was about to smash it at Liu Che, Han Yan hurriedly escorted Liu Che to retreat, Zhang Jiayang and the others quickly moved forward, took down the man's wooden stick with three strikes and five divisions and shouted loudly: "Boldly Diao the people, the emperor is here, he dares to be so presumptuous." ”

When the women and men heard this, their faces turned pale with fright, and they quickly knelt on the ground and kowtowed: "The foolish people have eyes and no beads, please forgive the emperor, please forgive the emperor." ”

Liu Che smiled and said: "Oh, I'm scared of the eldest lady, get up, the eldest lady entertained us last night, what is the crime, may I ask what is the name of the male host?"

At this time, the man replied like a chicken: "The little one's surname is Chen Minger, and the little one has eyes and no beads, and the crime deserves ten thousand deaths, and the sin deserves ten thousand deaths." ”

"You have chivalrous courage and the benevolence to eliminate harm for the people, your mother-in-law has taken care of me, so I will let you go to the palace to be a confessor." ”

"Ouch, silly man, don't thank you yet. At this time, the man had already listened stupidly, and the woman hurriedly reminded on the side.

"Thank the emperor for not killing, thank the emperor for his great kindness, thank the emperor for his great grace. ”

"Hahahaha, please report to the palace as soon as possible. From then on, the life of the folk woman began to be rich and prosperous.

As soon as Liu Che and the others walked out of the women's house, the horse returned to the palace quickly, and as soon as they entered the palace gate, more than 100 dwarfs in charge of the royal horse knelt on the side of the road and kept crying: "Please be gracious to the emperor, please spare your life." ”

Liu Che dismounted and walked up to these dwarfs and wondered: "Why are you kneeling here, why are you shouting for mercy, I didn't say I wanted to kill you." ”

A dwarf cried: "Report to Your Majesty, it was Dongfang Shuo who said that the emperor thinks that we people are short and thin, and that we are not as good as normal people in farming, and even if we are officials, we can't govern the people, and we can't join the army to resist foreign powers like normal people, and it is useless to the emperor, and now he wants to kill us all." ”

"Ah, what a Dongfang Shuo, call him here, I want to ask him why he is talking nonsense. Liu Che couldn't laugh or cry.

Liu Che, Han Yan and Jia Yang came to the Qingliang Palace, Han Yan looked at Liu Che's expression of crying and laughing, so she found a conversation and said: "Your Majesty, the minister thought of something, we stayed in the peasant house this time, if it weren't for the kindness of the people's women, we would have been harmed by the male host." ”

"Oh, you have a point, go on. ”

"The minister wondered if there was any way to prevent this danger from happening again, and felt that it would be safer to let the Jianzhang sons and daughters follow His Majesty closely. ”

"What Han Yan said makes sense, Your Majesty's important matter of securing the country is careless. Jia Yang also agreed.

Liu Che thought for a while and said: "No, no, Jianzhang Erlang's training can't be stopped, they have their heavy responsibilities, Aiqing reminded me like this, I want to form a new team to keep guarding, I need to follow my left and right, and when I am resting or busy, I will wait at the palace gate to prevent idle people from entering and leaving." ”

"Your Majesty said well, since it is the 'Period Gate of the Palace' waiting for use, then this team is called the Period Gate. Han Yan turned around.

"Good name, Zhang Aiqing, I order you to immediately select strong sergeants from all armies to supplement the palace and form a period gate army to protect my safety. Liu Che immediately announced.

"No, the Lord's Decree. ”

At this moment, a messenger walked in and said, "Report to Your Majesty, Dongfang Shuo is waiting outside the palace gate." ”

When Liu Che heard this name, he smiled and said to Zhang Jiayang and Han Yan: "Hahaha, it's the one who used 3,000 pieces on the bus to get the book here, let him in." ”

"No. ”

Not long after, a thin young man with a height of more than nine feet (more than 2 meters) walked in, and when he entered the door, he asked Liu Che for peace: "Minister Dongfang Shuo greets Your Majesty." ”

Liu Che couldn't help but be happy when he saw Dongfang Shuo's tall figure and said, "Hehe, haha, Dongfang Shuo, how are you doing recently?"

"Report to Your Majesty, barely get by. ”

"Oh, I have already worshiped you as a lang, let you stay in the Golden Horse Gate, is there anything else that can't be passed, and now I ask you, why did I scare the dwarfs of the royal horse with my message?"

Dongfang Shuo Zhengse said: "Your Majesty, please listen to the ministers, the dwarfs are three feet long, and they have a bag of corn every month, and the money is two hundred and forty, and the ministers are more than nine feet high, and they also have a bag of corn every month, and the money is two hundred and forty, and the dwarfs are full to death, and the ministers are hungry to death." If Your Majesty thinks that the minister's words are useful, please ask Your Majesty to give the ministers different treatment from the dwarves, and if the minister's words are not available, please allow the ministers to go home, and do not make the ministers go to Chang'an City to beg for food. ”

"Hahahaha," Liu Che laughed out loud after hearing this, and continued, "Dongfang Shuo, come on, how about playing shooting (Han guessing object game) with me?"

Without waiting for Dongfang Shuo to answer, Liu Che took out the cover and secretly buckled it on a peach and asked, "What's down there?"

Dongfang Shuo said without thinking: "Xiantao worships longevity." ”

Liu Che was surprised, and then changed the items many times, all of which were guessed by Dongfang Shuo, Liu Che was overjoyed and said: "Hahaha, there is really a unique skill, I named you as a regular servant, and I am always with me." ”

"Thank you, Lord Ron. Dongfang Shuo kowtowed gratefully and thanked him, and his gratitude increased several times at once.