Chapter 1: I want to regain my strength
"Hu Han, are you a man? It's just too bad!" The beautiful woman sneered and frowned slightly.
"Why am I not!" Hu Han was furious!
"Hmph!" I saw this beautiful woman snort coldly, her lips full of charm, but her snort was full of disdain, but her tone was bohemian, "Yes, the old lady is too lazy to tell you more about that little thing, come, bring the money, I'm still busy!"
"Let's ...... Didn't you say it was a good night last night...... Hu Han was stunned for a moment, and said squirmingly.
"What about one night? I'll go, big brother, don't make trouble, everyone is an adult, play that game with you, what am I trying to do?" The beautiful woman stared at Hu Han as if incredulous, "Now it's the center of economic construction, if you want money or not, if you want talent, I didn't even find out about that poor future, I thought that such a tall guy might have good skills...... Unexpectedly, it turns out that this is your real shortcoming!"
"I said that you have no object for so many years, it turns out that no money and no talent is not your worst thing, this key shortcoming is in the crotch of your pants......!
Hu Han's face was flushed, his self-esteem seemed to have been hurt by 10,000 points, and it also had a bleeding effect, he was very humiliated in his heart, and he looked unwilling: "You ...... You talk nonsense!"
"I'm talking nonsense, auntie, I dare to do it, a spit, a pit, what's the nonsense, if it doesn't work, it's not good, why are you holding on!" Saying this, the beautiful woman suddenly approached Hu Han's face, "I know an old Chinese medicine doctor who specializes in treating this thing, it is said to be good, do you want to try it!"
Hu Han suddenly smelled a burst of fragrant wind coming, but when he heard the woman's words, he was even more ashamed at this time: "You are spewing blood, I ...... I'm nervous!"
This beautiful woman smiled like a flower, her lips opened lightly, and she smiled teasingly: "Oh, I'm still nervous, the first time I was nervous...... What about the second time?...... Okay, I won't delay with you, my mother still has something to do, hurry up and give money, 400 yuan for the night! plus 600 yuan for the house. ”
Hu Han didn't speak for a long time, the beautiful woman was obviously impatient, the woman didn't let her eyebrows, grabbed Hu Han's wallet casually, turned it inside and out four or five times, and found nineteen yuan and five cents.
"Hu Han, you're really powerful, you can bring such a little money when you come out to play!" The woman raised her jade hand, patted her forehead, and exclaimed, "Oh, I'll go, I've really seen a lot, Hu Han, you have redefined for me what is the lower limit of a man!"
"Okay! I'll forget if the food money is out, the house money and T money are also from the old lady!"
"If you serve well...... The essential...... Gotta get it, I don't bother to say it. ”
"You're not ashamed!" the woman looked at Hu Han intently.
Hu Han took a deep breath, tears of humiliation flashed in his eyes, and he turned his head away!
This beautiful woman took out Hu Han's student card, her eyes widened, but she snorted coldly: "Oh, this is still a student of Communication University! No wonder, she has a little white face temperament." ”
The beauty stared wide-eyed and stared at Hu Han's eyes carefully: "If you look closely, there is a little taste, well, not bad!"
Thinking of this, a strange smile flashed in the beauty's eyes, and she sat down next to Hu Han: "Hu Han, how do you look at this, my sister also knows a lot of people in this industry, or you follow your sister, within two years, my sister will become a new generation of kings!"
The woman stared at Hu Han solemnly, and spit out a few words from her mouth: "Come out!"
Hu Han was suddenly annoyed and angry, and there was a lot of wind and cold, and I was going to go up and down and seek the tragedy: "Lao Tzu is attacking! You get out of me!"
This beautiful woman didn't care at all, pulled her clothes, squeezed her chest up, her figure was bumpy, and with that beautiful face, she was like a fairy. It's just that the beautiful woman stared at Hu Han and said disdainfully: "It's just you, it's a good thing to have a temper, you wait, this matter is not over!"
The woman looked at Hu Han with disdain, picked up her student ID and left, and left with a click in her high heels.
Hu Han was naked, but he couldn't chase him out!
I can only be anxious, but I am angry for a long time.
Last night, I was going to go out to eat with my little Wang Jinxiang fat man, but then the fat man came with a few women, drank some wine during the meal, and sang on KTV until midnight, Hu Han chatted with the beautiful woman just now, and the woman was also very violent, so she had what happened last night.
He had just taken class, and he didn't have any money on him, so he didn't expect this at all, plus Hu Han couldn't drink, and the little brother was going to be finished when he drank.
It's just the woman's words that make him extremely angry.
At this time, suddenly he heard a voice in his head.
"Humiliation ...... The anger value indicators are bursting, the trigger conditions are echoed, and the reinforcement system is activated!"
"Give away 10 Enhancement Stones!
Hu Han was stunned for a moment, and then a large amount of information about the enhancement system appeared in his mind.
He often reads novels on the Internet, and he is excited for a while, and naturally understands something. At this moment, he couldn't wait to look up to the sky and howl, only to see him stand up, stand naked on the bed indifferently, point at Xiao Hu Han and say, "I want him to be stronger! I want him to be longer, thicker, and stronger!"
"I'm sorry, you need 10 pig whips (not yet owned), 10 sheep whips (not yet owned), 1 strengthening stone (already owned), and the strengthening cost is 1000 yuan (the difference is 980.5 yuan)!
Hu Han was suddenly deflated, sat down decadently, and could only reluctantly choose to strengthen it randomly.
"Random enhancement is turned on, ding! random reinforcement of the throat, ding! triggers super enhancement, and the enhancement is successful. Currently has a perfect voice (purple) and gains 3 Strength Points. ”
Hu Han was immediately overjoyed, he was originally a student of the music department, he had a good voice and sang very well, otherwise he would not have captured the hearts of beauties in KTV last night.
In this way, your voice is better?
What does purple mean just in the back?
"Every item has a grade, the most common being white (common), then green (excellent), blue (outstanding), purple (perfect), gold (legendary). ”
"The higher the level, the higher the enhancement stone you need, and the higher the enhancement cost!"
"What would it take if I didn't use free reinforcement, but strengthened my voice myself?" Hu Han asked.
"You need 100 strengthening stones, and the strengthening cost is 100,000. The system said coldly. "You've made a lot of money!"
Hu Han was suddenly happy, and all the sorrows just now suddenly disappeared.
"Then, what level am I as this guy now?" Hu Han pointed to the drooping little Hu Han below, and asked expectantly.
"The inquiry costs 10 yuan!" the system replied.
"Check!"
"Little Huhan: Grade White - (Normal-)" Soon, the system gave a conclusion.
"What does white mean?" Hu Han was puzzled.
"It's not as good as ordinary, and in a language that the host can understand, it's below average, which holds China back and reduces the average quality of the people......"
"Impossible! Definitely wrong! Check again!" Hu Han was suddenly furious, his eyes were red, and the good mood just now disappeared, not to mention, he felt extremely humiliated!
"The cost is not enough, and I can't query it again, but the system is 100% error-proof, and it is recommended that the host does not waste unnecessary money!" the system seemed to sneer.
Hu Han was speechless, but all he wanted in his mind was to go back and buy 10 sheep whips and 10 pig whips immediately.
Right!
Imperative!
Thinking of this, Hu Han hurriedly got up and got dressed, and at this time, the fat man Wang Jinxiang called again.
"How's it going, isn't it!?" the fat man's voice was always filled with a lewd atmosphere.
"Ahem, it's okay! Haha......" Hu Han naturally couldn't reveal what the beautiful woman said.
"Let me tell you, this woman is not an ordinary person, you have accumulated virtue in your last life!" Wang Fatzi's tone was full of envy, jealousy and hatred. "How's it going? Did you leave a call?"
"Well, of course, don't you see who I am?" Hu Han scolded secretly, he actually forgot to ask her for a phone number, where is her student ID still there! But Hu Han thought about it in a blink of an eye, isn't it an ordinary person? Isn't it a so-called service staff or a young lady who has lost her footing? Otherwise, how could she ask for money!
"I'm Cao, okay, don't attract hatred, hurry down and eat, I have something to do in the afternoon. I'll be waiting for you in the lobby. "Wang Fatzi didn't study after graduating from high school, and followed his father to open a bar next to the media, and recently he was looking for a restaurant to open.
Hu Han usually goes to the bar to help, or sings to earn some extra money.
Compared with the fat man, Hu Han's family conditions are very ordinary, and his parents are ordinary people.
The two had dinner, and Hu Han went straight back to school.
Hu Han is not a popular figure, but he is also a junior, and there are many familiar people on campus.
But Hu Han always felt that everyone looked at him strangely, with a strange taste.
Hu Han was a little puzzled!
"Hey, Lao Hu, I'm back!haha......" An acquaintance said hello, smiled and left.
"Lao Hu has worked hard, go back and rest quickly!"
"Lao Hu, I know an old Chinese medicine doctor, when I'm free, I'll have a good chat with you, I'll go to dinner first!"
Hu Han was speechless, his usual popularity is not so good?
What makes him even more helpless is that when those female classmates who are usually good with him look at him, why do their eyes always drift down?
Are you zipping up your pants?
But why do they always have a deep meaning in their eyes!
Hu Han hurried back to the dormitory.
Just returned to the dormitory, and the other three also looked at Hu Han and didn't speak for a long time.
Half ring!
The boss worriedly took out a box of Viagra and handed it over: "Hey, Comrade Xiaohu, the organization cares too little for you. ”
The second child hated that iron could not be made of steel, so he took out a box of Durex and handed it over: "Hey, Comrade Xiaohu, the more you practice, the more the gun will be sharpened!"
The third child sighed and took out a pot of medicinal wine from under the bed: "Comrade Xiaohu, this is the deer whip wine that my grandfather brewed, drink it, it's good for your health!"
Hu Han couldn't bear it anymore and scolded: "Damn, what's wrong with you?"
The boss Jiang Tao sighed: "Hey, Lao Hu, do you have anything to tell us? What are you embarrassed about, now it's okay, everyone knows it!"
Hu Han looked at the boss puzzled, his eyes full of questions.
The second Shouxiang held his mobile phone and asked curiously: "You really don't know? You're fucking hot now! You go to our school to post it, I'll go, and I'll add fine!
Hu Han snatched the phone and stared at it, only to see a title: "The weakest, the most scummy, the most ...... of the man"
Hu Han opened the post and saw a photo attached to it, which was clearly his student ID!
And it talked about how Hu Han refreshed the lower limit of men, how to make Chinese men more confident, and how to expose the mystery of the Olympics: there is no fastest, only faster! At the end, he also said: 3 seconds men, raise your proud heads, look here, you will find that this is the origin of your self-confidence!
Hu Han was stupid for a while!
I'm Cao!
I'll go!
I'm Nima!
His mind was full of the woman's face when she left, full of sneers and revenge!
Hu Han's face turned pale suddenly, and suddenly his mind moved, opened his drawer, took out a bank card and ran out.
He wants to be self-reliant!
Men should be self-reliant!
He's going to buy whips, sheep whips, pig whips!
And that dead woman, don't run away for me!
Lao Tzu wants to prove himself!
............
Not long after, in front of the ATM on campus, Hu Han's face was pale, and he saw the balance displayed inside: 567 yuan 5 jiao 3 points!
Heaven is going to kill me!
Today is June 22nd, and it's still early at the end of the month, so I can't afford to live with it!
Could it be that I, Hu Han Yingwu I, want to sink in the sand in the hands of this dead woman!
O God!
Hu Han walked decadently on campus, and suddenly his eyes drifted, and he saw a huge poster hanging in the distance: "Nanhe Imperial City KTV Singer Contest starts, first prize: 30,000 yuan!
Hu Han's eyes suddenly lit up!
Laugh inside!
Little sao hooves, wait for the master to conquer!