Chapter 368 Account Opening Transactions

After listening to it for a long time, Lin Feifei suddenly discovered a question, no matter ancient or modern, the pot that caught the wrong dead ghost was actually detained on the body of Hei Wuchang, is this kind of thing normal?

If you don't understand, you have to ask, and the future of the province will be laughed at, so he asked: "Sister Xiaoli, can it only be black impermanence that catches the dead ghost?"

Meow Xiaoli patted Meng Meng: "Come, Mengmeng will answer." ”

Meng Meng glared at Lin Feifei and glared at him inexplicably, before he spoke: "The ghost catcher in the underworld is generally dispatched at the same time by black and white impermanence, white impermanence is responsible for comparing life and death, and black impermanence is responsible for catching. However, King Yama thinks that the organization is bloated and overstaffed, and that the organization needs to be streamlined. Therefore, the number of white impermanence was reduced and transferred to the internal affairs department, and the number of black impermanence in the field also competed for posts, and the rest were laid off and re-employed. Therefore, the only thing that leads to the current detention is the black impermanence, and they often do not care much about whether the amount is accurate in order to meet the performance appraisal. ”

No wonder he always throws the pot to the black impermanence, it turns out that it is really the black impermanence pot.

"Is the error rate high?" Lin Feifei asked.

"Generally speaking, if a ghost does not return to the body for more than twenty-four hours, it means that it is completely dead. However, because modern medicine is becoming more and more advanced, it often revives some dead people in the traditional definition, so it was later relaxed to 48 hours. But Black Impermanence is very busy, they usually don't wait, they just bring the ghosts back to the underworld, and if they find out that they shouldn't die, let them return to Yang. Meng Meng said.

"So, you have streamlined the black impermanence, but made the Yang Returning Department even bigger?" Lin Feifei smiled.

"This is the strongest part of King Yama. Meng Meng said, "Not at all." There are still so many people who are responsible for returning the yang, but we have improved the way of working, promoted paperless office, made full use of information and big data, and our prefecture has been connected to the database of the mortal health department to accurately screen which ones should die and which ones should not die. So at present, the error rate of black impermanence and the accommodation of the Yang department are exactly within a balanced range. ”

Lin Feifei was powerless to complain, this Yama King must have gone to study countless management courses.

Finally, everyone arrived at the Yangshou Trading Center.

Comrades, have you ever seen a stock exchange?

Yes, that's how it is here.

Pushing open the door, a few people just walked out, and one of them shook his head and sighed: "Brother, I should listen to you, I thought there was nothing wrong with Syria, and I was full of bullish Yangshou futures." As a result, this is good, there is no end over there, and I have lost nearly a thousand years of yang longevity this time. ”

Another person patted him on the shoulder: "So, you can't always stare at the market, it's all the dealer's trick." Look at me, I specialize in playing cold games. I play North Korean Yangshou futures, and the Yangshou in that place has been rising slightly, and I don't make much money, but it is a long stream. Isn't this another hundred years of Yangshou yesterday!"

As soon as he said this, the person who lost money slapped himself on the head and said, "My three Yangshou funds can't catch up with the market." Brother, you help me, pull me along, and I will definitely repay you when I turn back. ”

The other person suddenly got angry: "If you say this, you don't treat me as your own brother, what do you say to repay me or not, so let's go back and divide some of my secret channels with you, you take it and try it first." ”

The two were talking, and when they saw Meow Xiaoli head-on, they hurriedly stopped talking.

So, the question arises, how can we renew the three-year yang life for Xinzhu?

Meng Meng took the three of them to the front desk and said to Xinzhu: "Use your identity to open an account, find a living person to lend you some yang longevity, if you can use these yang longevity to earn three days of yang longevity, you can withdraw directly." ”

The young lady at the front desk smiled: "Sister Meng Meng, are these your friends?"

Meng Meng's expression was serious, and he didn't smile: "Yes, please help this ghost open an account." ”

The young lady at the front desk took Xinzhu's hand and pressed it on a piece of white paper, and dense information suddenly appeared on the paper. Then the young lady stuffed the paper into a machine, and in a moment the other mouth of the machine spat out a card with the head of Xinzhu on it.

"Okay, this is your trading card, you can check out the tutorial distributed for free here for specific transaction details, I wish you a long and unlimited life. ”

Xinzhu took his card, his face was dazed, and the card clearly said Yangshou: 0

Then, Meow Xiaoli pushed Lin Feifei over: "There is also this rookie." ”

Lin Feifei smiled and stretched out his paws. The young lady kept a professional smile and took Lin Feifei's hand. Lin Feifei found that this young lady's hands were very cold, as if they had been taken out of ice water.

"Huh, a living person?" the young lady glanced at Meng Meng, and Meng Meng nodded. The young lady said unexpectedly: "It's rare for a living person to come here, you must control yourself, the market is risky, and you need to be cautious when entering the market." ”

Lin Feifei nodded: "Don't worry, it's not me, it's just the one who is responsible for borrowing Yangshou." ”

The young lady glanced at Lin Feifei and then at Xinzhu, and immediately understood. This kind of thing doesn't happen once or twice, everyone knows it.

"Good luck, then. The teller lady smiled and handed over Lin Feifei's trading card, and glanced down at Yang Shou by the way. Then, she made a startled face. Lin Fei chuckled mentally, could it be that his longevity was so small that it was frightening? No, didn't he say that monks all prolong their lives?

Lin Feifei was nervous in his heart, his fingertips trembled, he took the card and glanced at the numbers on it.

Mistake.

Error code 167.

Yes, that's what the Yangshou column shows.

Lin Feifei scratched his head: "Little sister, am I in this state, is it normal?"

The teller lady immediately shook her head: "Of course this is not normal, please wait a moment." ”

Saying that, the young lady dialed the phone: "Hey, Brother Xiaobai? Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, it's me, it's good, you still have my phone." Yes, we have a customer on our side, and his Yangshou shows error code 167, what does that mean? Yes, yes, code 167, I read that right. Oh, oh, oh, huh? I see...... Thank you ......."

The young lady looked at Lin Feifei with a shocked face, and her phone slipped on the table.

Lin Feifei was more nervous than her, and he hurriedly asked, "Little sister, am I terminally ill and hopeless?"

"No, it's not. The young lady muttered, "Error code 167 means that your yang life is too long, and it has exceeded the maximum value of the database, and it has overflowed." ”

"So?" Lin Feifei looked back at Meow Xiaoli.

"Don't look at me, I've planned it, but I haven't put it into practice yet. Meow Xiaoli said.

This is strange, Yang Shou has exceeded the maximum value of the database?