Chapter 1: Gou

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Li Shan.

The moon is bright and the stars are scarce.

Li Hongyun sneaked into the mountains.

He was dressed as a woodcutter, with a thumb-thin hemp rope coiled around his waist and a rusty axe pinned to him.

By the bright moonlight, he is cautiously looking in the mountains!

"This big tree hugged by three people can't be cut, it can't be cut!"

"That sinister tree can't do it, maybe there's something dirty on it!"

"That's you!"

Li Hongyun looked at a small sapling that was still under age five steps away, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

"Phew!"

Two mouthfuls of spit on his left and right hands, Li Hongyun pulled out the axe behind him, "Little thing, don't blame buddies for bullying the soft and afraid of the hard, buddies are also forced by life!"

As a traverser, Li Hongyun felt that he was simply too much of a failure!

He didn't understand that he was just on a short video, brushing his legs and twisting his positive energy, how could he cross over to this barren ancient continent where martial arts are respected, there are many sects, and even the stinky fish and rotten shrimp in the river can become essences.

To this day, he will never forget the tragic experience of wanting to go down to the river to hunt a small fish the size of a palm to satisfy his hunger, but he was chased by the dead fish in the river!

It's too much of a deception!

A fish can become a fine, but Li Hongyun, who has sound limbs and a developed mind, has no cultivation talent in this world!

Even the standard equipment of the traverser - the system, there is none!

In the past ten years, I have been able to live tenaciously because of the word "Gou"!

Is he also worthy of being called Li Hongyun?

Li is almost unlucky!

"Bang la la"

The little sapling sensed the danger, and the body of the tree trembled!

Li Hongyun's expression froze, isn't it? So unlucky? This little sapling has also become a sperm?

"Don't, don't cut me, please!"

Li Hongyun just wanted to carry forward the word "Gou", knelt down and begged for mercy, and the little sapling made a milky sound!

Is it afraid of me?

Is it afraid of me?

Li Hongyun looked strange and almost burst into tears!

It's been ten years, and this is the first time!

"There's a beautiful woman bathing there, please go and harm her, let me go!"

Fellow travelers!

This little tree is even worse than himself!

Li Hongyun looked curiously in the direction that the little sapling was pointing, and in his memory, there was indeed a cold pool in that place!

But the water in the cold pool is bone-chilling, who dares to bathe there?

"Click"

Taking advantage of Li Hongyun's thinking, the little sapling actually pulled the roots out of the soil, and then in Li Hongyun's shocked eyes, he ran wildly!

"Alas, it was born from the same root, so why be in a hurry to fry each other!"

They are all fellow believers, and Li Hongyun didn't embarrass Xiaoshu, and after a little contemplation, he went in the direction of Hantan.

I just glanced at it from a distance, so I shouldn't be careful, right?

After a quarter of an hour, Li Hongyun's eyes suddenly opened up, and a natural cold pool appeared in his sight.

Li Hongyun couldn't help but tighten his clothes, and said secretly, just as he got closer, the temperature dropped so much, which proton girl who is not afraid of death actually dares to use Hantan as a bathtub!

Look left and right.

No one!

That damn little tree, isn't it fooling buddy?

"Whoa!"

As soon as he thought of this, in the center of the cold pool, there was a huge splash of water, and then a figure whiter than the moonlight rose into the sky.

She didn't have an inch, her long hair reached her waist, and her figure swirled gracefully in the air, drops of cold water thrown around!

On the beautiful face, there is also a look of enjoyment!

Li Hongyun was stunned, this is a fairy!

But then, his brows furrowed, isn't there something wrong with this little girl's brain?

"Ding Dong!"

"The god-level selection system has been successfully bound!"

An unfamiliar voice sounded in Li Hongyun's mind.

After reacting, he suddenly couldn't calm down!

Ten years late, is buddy's system finally here?

From now on, can buddies be like those "immortals", flying with swords, moving mountains and seas, and making a lot of noise?

"No matter what world you are in, the wave is the true meaning of life, and the crooked way is crooked! This system will help the host to reach the peak of life!"

Li Hongyun nodded straight, it is worthy of the system, and his words are awesome and atmospheric!

But soon, the next words of the system made Li Hongyun wonder if this stupid system saw that he was living a ** life, and sincerely wanted to kill him!

"God-level choice 1: As a normal and healthy man, how can you not be tempted to see a beautiful woman taking a bath?

I'm Nima!

Li Hongyun's face was black, the water in the cold pool was so cold, Lao Tzu just jumped down, he had to freeze to death, and he bathed together!

Total Nima!

"God-level choice 2: As a man who is free from low-level interests and has morals. You should kindly remind this beautiful woman that when bathing in the wild, you must take care of your clothes!"

It's like a human saying!

But...... As soon as Lao Tzu reminded her, didn't he tell her that I saw her taking a bath?

"Option 2: Go ahead, let her see the sinister nature of society, pick up her clothes and run, and give her an unforgettable reminder!"

The intermediary system doesn't look like a good person!

"Can I choose neither?" Li Hongyun wanted to cry without tears, he had lived for ten years to live until now, as soon as this system appeared, let him die, who can withstand this!

"Kindly remind the host that if you make a choice, you may not die, but if you don't make a choice, you will definitely die!"

Li Hongyun: "......"

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