And it was at this stall of invading the reverse universe that the demon's god-level powerhouses suddenly attacked the god system of the upper universe, of course, the demon was not stupid enough to declare war on all the god systems, but found the ancient dragon god god system alone, no way, who let these guys usually stay away from other god systems that are the most unsociable among the many god systems!

Therefore, the demon naturally found them as soon as the war started, although the strength of the ancient dragon was arrogant, but after many battles and small fights, the number of dragons was not as good as before, and also fell a number of gods, the demon naturally chose this soft persimmon to pinch, after all, the overall strength of the demon god system is there, even if the main god of the dragon god system (the actual strength is the peak of the upper god) is not qualified to compete with the demon master of the real main god level, after all, don't forget the gap between the main god and the upper god, even if the ancient dragon god's race value blessing can not erase the huge gap, therefore, even if you know that attacking the dragon clan will lose a lot, but for this to attack the hordes of gods, the isolated dragons are definitely a good target, and if you can demonize the dragons or kill them and give them to the undead army to resuscitate them into bone dragons, corpse dragons, etc., it is an excellent idea!

After all, the foundation of the Elder Dragons is there, and their race value is still above the demons, and only the top demon races can be comparable to them, in fact, over the years, the batch of demon dragons that were demonized in the early years have multiplied various types in the abyss, such as the most basic Abyss Demon Dragon, and the evolved Abyss Blood Demon Dragon (formed after the Demon Dragon Egg was washed away by the sea of blood), the Giant Power Demon Dragon (bred by the Abyss Demon Dragon and the Giant Power Demon), the Fire Demon Dragon (the offspring of the Flame Demon) and even extended the two-headed Demon Dragon to the nine-headed Demon Dragon, which can be said to greatly enrich the dragon species and thin some of the dragon's bloodline, but these hybrids are not weaker than orthodox dragons, after all, the genetic level of the demons itself is not much worse than that of dragons, and as for the demons that are too bad, they obviously do not have the qualifications to reproduce with dragons!

(it.,There's lightning and thunder outside.,I'm worried that I'm going to hit the computer this time.,That's the end of today.,I don't think I can be crossed)

1. V letter

Man: "Are you there?"

Woman: "Yes, what's wrong?"

M: "I found the difference between a foreigner and a Chinese. ”

Woman: "What's it?"

M: "Foreigners like a person and will say I love you directly"

F: "What about the Chinese?"

Man: "The Chinese don't dare to say it directly, they will carefully ask her: Are you there?"

2. "Are the grades good?"

"Not good"

"Is it a local tyrant?"

"It's not"

"Do you have a lot of friends?"

"Not much"

"Do you have someone you like?"

"Nope"

"Is there anyone who likes you?"

"Nor at all"

"And what are you living for?"

"Eat... ”

3. A: "He scolded you for being a dog!"

B: "I don't even use that word when I scold him." ”

A: "I don't believe it!"

B: "You bite Lu Dongbin, you jump off the wall in a hurry, the chicken flies and you jump, you can't change and eat him!"

4, a man wants to break up with his girlfriend, and his girlfriend yells hysterically: You ungrateful thing, I am so good to you, I will send you clothes when you are cold, I will make you delicious food when you are hungry, even if you come back late, I will wait until you go to bed before I dare to wash and rest!

When the man heard it, he couldn't help but say: That's because you don't dare to face me without makeup!

5. I often say to my girlfriend: "I just like the way you are now, there is no need to change yourself!"

But she never listened, and became fatter and fatter.

1. A few years ago, my in-laws bought back a big Chinese knot from the set, with a gilded Dafu character on it. My mother-in-law liked it very much and let my father-in-law hang it in the living room.

Unexpectedly, on the third day, the lanyard of the Chinese knot opened and fell off, breaking the mother-in-law's vase.

The mother-in-law felt unlucky, and went to the stall owner angrily.

The stall owner smiled: Auntie, congratulations, this is called blessing from the sky, and the years are safe...

2. In my hometown for the Chinese New Year, my mother told me to get up in the morning, and I didn't think about it.

Mom threw two ducks at me and closed the door!

The duck can't find a companion, quack and quack there... The voice is surprisingly loud!

I think I'll have to get up and get some Lotus Blood Duck to eat!

3. On the first day of returning home for the Chinese New Year, my father said happily to me, come back, I will make you wife cakes tonight, but it was a flatbread that was brought to the dinner table at night.

Dad slapped his thigh and said, "Yes, where is my wife, where is the wife who said yes?"

4. At home during the Chinese New Year, my dad deliberately read the news to me in order to stop staying up late to play with my mobile phone: a 20-year-old girl often stays up late to play with her mobile phone and swipe the screen, and her cornea is perforated and she almost goes blind.

I said, "Don't worry, I'm a boy." ”

5. After 30 years of mahjong, my father touched the mahjong for a night, and when I came back from the first day, he hugged me and cried: "Son! Son! Dad can't stand you! Dad lost you! You can pack up your clothes and go to your Uncle Zhou's house to be your son-in-law later!"

6. During the Chinese New Year, the four-year-old son enthusiastically served vegetables to his relatives, and envied his relatives: "Baby is so sensible? ”

My wife said: The ones you clip are all things he doesn't like to eat.

7. My brother went on a blind date in his hometown, and he hated seeing the girl late, and talked about the philosophy of life from poetry and songs.

At this time, an old man came over and asked his cousin, "Young man, do you smoke?"

My cousin said, don't smoke!

Ask again about drinking?

The cousin went on to say, "Don't drink!"

The old man immediately took the girl away and said, "Then you two are not suitable!" You don't smoke or drink, and you will come to my house, so you can't let me sit with you and eat melon seeds!

8. Starting tomorrow, all the immortals will go to the mortal world to experience the tribulation, taste the six major sufferings in the world: sending the baby, picking up the baby, watching the baby study, taking the baby to class, getting up early to prepare breakfast for the baby, three meals a day, brushing the pot and washing the dishes, cleaning the inside and outside, and going to bed late to check the baby's homework. No rest, no entertainment, 24 hours a day. It lasted four months before there was a short break. This catastrophe requires patience, the slightest carelessness will go mad, and when the time comes, you must remember the spell~ I was born! I am my own!!!

———— dedicated to parents and friends who are about to start school

1. Marriage is when two people get fat together. To be single is to be fat alone.

2. Love is like a long-distance run, you think you will lose at the starting line, but in fact, you don't even have a chance to get on the runway.

3. Who likes to be lonely, everyone is just afraid of disappointment.

4. When you fall in love at a certain stage, you will find that love in reality is not the romance of the moon before the flower, but that you torture me for a while, I torture you for a while, and then continue to live together.

5. A beautiful skin bag of 3000 a night, an interesting soul wants a car and a house.

6. Buddhist love method: don't be impatient every day, fate has arrived, and there will naturally be a partner!

7. The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but I set up special care for you, but you set up access rights for me...

8. When a woman is angry, you have to coax her, but when a man is angry, a woman is also angry, and a man has to coax her in turn, hey, grandma drop!

9. When a woman is looking for a partner at the beginning, does she mean that the man I am looking for can have no money and may not be handsome, but he must love me, spoil me, and love me.

Later, a person who loved you, loved you, and spoiled you appeared. After a long time, you think he has no money again.

10. "What season is it?"

"Spring. ”

"No, it's waist catching season. ”