Chapter 724: What a job
When Chen Ling followed Yan Xinyue to the Affiliated Hospital of Guangzhou Medical College to report, the protagonist was no longer him, and at best he was just a trickster, because the number of appearances he had was too limited.
It wasn't until Yan Xinyue came out of the conference room and told Chen Ling that she would be in charge of the fifth department of emergency surgery, that he finally exhaled, and now he should be on the stage!
Look at this lively department, there is an endless stream of patients, business is so prosperous, doctors and nurses are busy, then his integrative medicine therapy should also be able to be fully utilized here.
Who would have thought that he and Yan Xinyue searched the emergency department, but they couldn't find the fifth department.
Although the emergency department building is large, it is not so complicated, the door on the first floor enters, it is the emergency trauma department, the left is the emergency surgery department, the right is the emergency surgery department, the second floor is also such a pattern, the left is the emergency department three or four, the right emergency department four departments, but then go up to the third floor, but it is already the emergency medicine department, the left emergency department one, the right emergency department two, the fourth floor is the emergency pediatrics, the fifth floor is the emergency gynecology department. The sixth floor is the operating room, and that's it.
There are only a few departments in this building.
Where are the five departments of emergency surgery hiding, catching and seeking?
Chen Ling and Yan Xinyue found the sixth floor and looked at the closed door of the operating room, staring at the small eyes in a daze.
"Zi said, if you can't find the way under your feet, don't use your mouth!" Chen Ling said to Yan Xinyue.
"Which one?"
"The second son of the security guard at the school gate!"
Yan Xinyue rolled her eyes, but she still believed what she said, and found a nurse to ask where the fifth emergency department was.
The nurse looked at Yan Xinyue a little strangely, her expression was a little strange, and then she stretched out her hand and pointed upwards, and walked away.
Chen Ling and Yan Xinyue were puzzled, isn't this building only six floors? The highest number of floors displayed by the elevator is only six!
The two of them tried to go up the stairs, only to find that there was really a seventh floor above, although it was only half a floor, but there was indeed a department there!
The five departments of emergency are placed in places that are not clear at all, yes, they are indeed placed, not hanging. The signs of the five departments of emergency surgery are placed in the corner like garbage.
This department is not as lively as the sixth floor downstairs, not only is it not lively, but it is even a little deserted, the corridor is quiet, no one can be seen, and the fluorescent lamps in the corridor are also flashing with this atmosphere, which makes people feel very gloomy.
A yin wind blew from nowhere, and Yan Xinyue and Chen Ling couldn't help but tremble.
"MB, what the hell is this place!" Chen Ling couldn't help but scold.
"Young man, it's better to talk a little bit of morality!" A gloomy and sympathetic voice sounded faintly from behind the two of them, and the voice was hollow, monotonous, and ethereal, as if it did not seem to come from the world.
The two of them turned around at the same time, and were shocked to see an old woman with wrinkled faces, her pale face was rolling the pair of dead fish eyes without any expression, staring at them deadly.
"Wow!" Yan Xinyue screamed in fright and hurriedly hid behind Chen Ling.
Chen Ling's face also changed greatly, and he hurriedly took two steps back.
What kind of plane are you doing, urban YY has become a terrifying ghost?
"Old woman, are you a human or a ghost?" Although Chen Ling is bold and is not superstitious many times, he ...... There are also a few times when you don't believe it, such as such a terrifying scene in front of you, so when you ask this, your voice is already a little trembling.
"Be a man in the open, but be a ghost in the dark, this year is a human, next year may be a ghost, there are always half-humans and half-ghosts in this world!" When the old woman said this, the fluorescent lamp flickered and flickered, and the light and darkness shone on her face, making her originally pale face look black and white, very weird.
Chen Ling and Yan Xinyue got goosebumps when they heard this, and their faces turned even paler, when horror movies are about to appear in horror scenes, they are usually such bull-headed dialogues that are not in tune with the horse's mouth!
"Old woman, my heart is not too good, don't scare me!" Chen Ling asked nervously.
"I think your heart is fine!" said the old woman with a smirk smile, revealing a few broken teeth, as terrifying as she could.
"Can you see this?" Chen Lingqiang said calmly.
"If you stay in the hospital for a long time, you won't get sick, and you will see a doctor!" the old woman said, and then looked at the two of them carefully for a while, "Seeing that the two of you don't look like you are sick, then you definitely don't come from the doctor, are you greedy for the elegant environment here, and want to come here to cheat?"
You're really sick!
"Old woman, who are you sacred?" Chen Ling asked with a smile.
"I am a glorious and great ...... in the Fifth Emergency Department of the Affiliated Medical Department of Canton Medical College My name is Lian Ma. The old woman raised her head and introduced.
A cleaner is so nb, it seems that this department is hidden in the dragon and crouching tiger, and the water is unfathomable.
"Even Mom, do you know that people are scary, they will scare people to death, please don't pretend to be a ghost like this, you can get that lamp right, it makes people's eyes dazzled!"
"Do you think I don't want to get it right? It's been a few days, and I've called Electrician Li, and I've been on the road for a few days!" the old woman snorted.
"What about the other doctors?"
"Vacations, absenteeism, absenteeism, came, four were playing mahjong, two were watching a football game, and one was sleeping...... Hey, by the way, I've been talking to you all day, I don't know who you are?"
This question made Chen Ling a little embarrassed, because his current identity couldn't even compare to his mother as the cleaner in front of him, so he pushed Yan Xinyue up.
"Uh, I'm a new doctor!" Yan Xinyue had no choice but to say.
"Oh!" the old woman replied, not showing any enthusiastic expression, but stopped talking, turned around and dragged the rickety figure away slowly.
Yan Xinyue and Chen Ling looked at each other, this old woman really has a character!
However, what made them feel even more depressed was that what was going on with this five departments of emergency surgery? Not only was there not a single patient, but not even a single doctor could see it.
Is this the Five Departments of Emergency Surgery, or a morgue?
The two went to the doctor's office, but there was no one. If I look for the nurse's station again, there will be no one. After a long time, I finally saw someone in the nurse's duty room.
Four, sister-in-law, is happily but silently playing mahjong, this is a contradictory description, since it is elated, how can it be silent!
This, it is not difficult to explain, it is said that they are elated, it is because of their excited expressions and movements, it is said that they are silent, but they touch the cards and play cards without making a sound at all.
The master must have spent a long time exercising in order to play mahjong silently and soundly.
Yan Xinyue knocked on the door and reported her identity, and the four of them reluctantly left early, and then moved lazily, calling and calling.
When Chen Ling, an amateur electrician who couldn't be more amateur, tossed for nearly half an hour, and finally got the fluorescent lamp in the corridor that flashed around and could make people flash a nervous disorder, the five departments of emergency surgery finally had some life, not only because the lights were on, but also because all the doctors and nurses hiding in the dark came out.
As for those who are on vacation, even if the dean comes, they may not appear, let alone Yan Xinyue!
After a careful understanding, Yan Xinyue finally understood the reason why the five departments of emergency surgery were so lifeless.
This is a historical problem, it turns out that the half floor of the seventh floor does not exist, it is the previous dean who does not know which tendon suddenly attacked, and it was only added after the emergency department was built and the elevator was installed, and I don't know which line he took the wrong one, but the five emergency departments were set here.
The elevator only goes to the sixth floor, and people don't know that there is a seventh floor, so if they don't hit it by mistake, or want to jump off the building or want to go to the rooftop to fight, no one will run up, and it is even more difficult to find this legendary emergency five departments.
Without patients, the five departments of emergency surgery are nothing more than decorations, so the doctors and nurses in this department can do whatever they want, and no one cares about them anyway.
Now, the dean's intentions finally surfaced. It turned out that he knew that the five departments of emergency surgery were useless, equivalent to a nursing home for the elderly, and he thought that this old cousin's daughter-in-law would no longer be useful, and it should be no problem to come here to mess around, anyway, there are no patients.
Knowing that this was the case, Yan Xinyue and Chen Ling had no choice but to stare at each other and be anxious, could they still go downstairs to solicit customers?
At this moment, Yan Xinyue finally understood why when the dean announced this appointment at the leadership meeting, some people were jealous, some people hated, and some people were even more schadenfreude.
You don't have to do things, you can get paid, there is nothing more beautiful than this. Of course, nothing could be more wasteful than this!