Chapter 026: Dung Maniac

It was late at night when the wind fell back to the attic behind the library, and before he could open the door, he could already smell a familiar smell, wasn't it the smell that he would never forget with the wind in Blazing City today?

I pulled it up, and I was splashed with dung! Wind Falling Fan covered his nose, opened the door, and lit the corduroy. I saw that the walls of the entire room were painted with black and yellow dung, and the floor, mattresses, and clothes were soaked in a large bucket of maggot-tumped dung.

The feces on the wall are not dry, and it is estimated that they were attacked today. Thinking of today's various things, the only thing related to dung is the memories of the year that I met in Blazing City. That year, I was drenched in feces today, and I would definitely not take a break from myself, but I didn't expect to come so directly and rudely. That's a clear attempt to kill me.

Feng Luofan ran to the school management office and pulled the administrator to his room. The management teacher said leisurely, "Well, if you are splashed with feces, the teacher will investigate." I guess you offended someone, so you should keep a low profile in the future. In this way, the compensation is ten gold coins to help you change the dormitory. ”

"That's it?" the wind fell and the sails were disappointed.

"Splashing a lot of feces, smelling it for a long time. Whoever does this kind of thing is stupid! Wait for the teacher to investigate. The teacher threw down ten gold coins and walked away.

Feng Luofan remembered the undead ring placed in his student's space ring, and remembered that there was a Sumeru net bottle inside, and that net bottle could hold thousands of catties of solution. Feng Luofan hurriedly took it out, and a thought came to his heart.

Stepping into the night, the wind and sail straight to the backyard of the magic school.

"Come out, don't sneak around following me. Wind Falling Fan shouted as he thought about the void behind him.

A large, light owl emerges from the jungle behind the wind and sails, and this owl is unexpectedly invisible. This is the millennium owl that snatched a big turkey from the magic school in the school cafeteria.

"You've been staring at me like this for months, and I can feel it even if you've been invisible. Well, you like to stare at it anyway, so it's better to follow me?"

The owl tilted its head sideways as if to think about it, and flew over silently.

"You haven't had anything to do for a thousand years, follow the master, the master will give you some fun. Come, take me to the backyard of the school, the septic tank. ”

The owl sailed with the wind and silently rowed through the school of magic.

"What smell?" Nian Yi in the middle of the night was awakened by a heavy smell, "Big dung smell!"

Nian Yi lifted the quilt and found that the bed and the mattress were all viscous semi-solid, screamed, lifted the quilt and was about to run out, but he didn't expect to step on it, and the ground was also sticky and soft!

Nian Yi rose against the wind, opened the door, and a large bucket fell down. Trap! Who made the trap! Although Nian Yi was the best student of the Knight Academy, in the middle of the night, it was the time to wake up from a deep sleep, and in the darkness, from the mattress to the floor, from the floor to the door, he was careless for a moment, and he didn't expect that there was such a low-level trap, and he was drenched thoroughly by the bucket of dung!

Nian Yi was angry, rushed out of the room, and landed in the courtyard, only to feel that the world was spinning, and his body sank down. The ground turned out to be soft, sticky, half a foot thick dung!

A desperate and terrible scream resounded through the dormitory courtyard of the Knight Academy.

On this night, many students witnessed the independent dormitory of Nian Yi, the son of the general of Morden City, being completely flooded with dung. In the magic school, one of the handsome and dashing school grasses, Nian Yi, was buried by dung!

The next day, the news of the dung maniac spread throughout the magic school, and despite the smell, there were many people who ran to the dormitory of last year's memory to see the dung!

"I heard that the hundred-year-old dung pit of the magic school has been cleaned up, it's terrible, there are such perverted people, think about it, I vomited for breakfast. ”

"It's true, I went to the dung pit at the back of the magic school early in the morning to take a look, and the dung pit that hasn't been dry for a hundred years has such a little bit of dung left. ”

"Did Nian Yi offend anyone?"

"I heard that there is also a dormitory called Feng Luofan, which has also been splashed with dung!"

"Could it be that the wind fell sail and was splashed with dung by Nian Yi, so Feng Luofan took revenge on Nian Yi?"

"So much dung, that poor boy doesn't have that much ability to do it. ”

"In my opinion, the two people who were splashed with dung have something in common, that is, they both clearly want to chase after the rain, could it be that Xingchen, the prince of Moden City, did it?"

"The analysis makes sense, only the stars have this ability!"

"Isn't the idea of a prince going to spill dung?"

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In the magic school cafeteria, Feng Luofan was eating breakfast, and a faint smell of dung gradually came, and the school canteen, which was originally a little crowded, swarmed and dispersed like a fried pot, leaving a huge passage. Nian Yi led more than a dozen knight students and rushed straight into the dining hall. And not far from the wind and sails, there was still a group of stars, who did not avoid it, and still ate breakfast.

Nian Yi was in front of the two of them, and walked straight to the wind and sail.

"Senior Brother Nian, come to breakfast, is this my position, I'll let you go, junior brother." Don't hit me. Feng Luofan seemed to be taken aback, looked up at Nian Yi, and the flatbread in his hand slipped from his hand and fell to the ground.

"Hey, what's the matter, who's farting!" Wind Falling Fan stretched his neck and sniffed left and right.

Nian Yi shook the spear violently, and the loud sound instantly attracted everyone's attention. The dining table in front of the wind and sails turned into pieces.

"Senior Brother Nian, I, I, I didn't mean you fart, just now, I put the fart just now, alas, it stinks, it smokes you, I'm sorry, I'm leaving, I'm leaving. ”

"Mr. Feng, your fart is so powerful that you can smell it even from so far away from here, hey, this doesn't seem to be a fart, it seems to smell shit, didn't you wipe your ass?" Xingchen was still eating breakfast with relish!

"I said yes, love triangle! It turned out to be a rival relationship. ”

"Look, such a big smell of, and the stars are still eating so vigorously, it seems that the dung maniac is him. The onlookers were talking.

"Did you do it last night?" asked Nian Yi fiercely.

"Last night, you said that last night, I was also annoyed, and I don't know who I offended, I actually ruined my dormitory into a dung pit, and all my personal belongings had to be thrown away, that guy! Could it be that you and I have offended that person? Think about it, I don't seem to have offended anyone in such a short period of time in the magic school? Senior Brother Nian, have you offended anyone, have you offended the same person?"

"Flutter!" The soup that had just been swallowed in his throat was sprayed out by Xingchen, attracting Nian Yi's attention.

"So, you didn't do it?" Nian Yi was facing the wind and sailing, but his eyes were looking at the stars. After calming down, Nian Yi also felt that such a poor student as Feng Luofan, a former handyman, must not have the ability to do such an exaggerated thing, from the discussions in his ears, he was already a little suspicious of Xingchen, and now it seems that the degree of suspicion has increased a little.

"Hmph, I don't dare you do that. In the first battle of Blazing City, it seems that you are also a shrunken turtle, good-for-nothing, poor and destitute little handyman. When I see Young Master Ben in the future, I have to bow my head and make way. ”

"Oh?"

"Did you hear that! Get out of here, Young Master Ben is going to have breakfast here!" Nian Yi exclaimed, he hesitated for a moment, although his anger did not subside, he did not go to Xingchen's side to question.

"Okay, Senior Brother Nian. Feng Luofan hurriedly got up and walked out of the canteen.

It was night, and it was a dark and windy night for another month. Nian Yi moved to a new dormitory. was splashed with dung, and twice in a row, which made the son of the general, the pride of the magic school, feel very humiliated, and even less dignified than defeat.

Late at night, the dormitory of Nian Yi was still brightly lit. There are also a few student guards around the courtyard of the dormitory, as if the dormitory is his own mansion. Legend has it that the prince of Morden City can be banned, and in this magic school, there are countless people who have befriended him.

It was nearly early in the morning, and the wind fell sails from his sleep and greeted the owl that was in a daze in a nearby tree.

A gust of wind swept through the sky above the magic school. Fierce and rapid, overwhelming, earth-shaking, a thick and dense semi-solid thing with the smell of swallowing mountains and rivers streaked through the air, and fell heavily on the dormitory of Nian Yi, burying the dormitory directly under these liquids and solids!

In an instant, a mountain of rose from the ground. The high fence and the dense landscape trees that grow around the dormitory block the sticky semi-solids, allowing them to accumulate three feet high, directly burying the two-story dormitory building in Nianyi.

Half a moment later, seven or eight green and yellow humanoids crawled out of these semi-solids, and from the trembling figures, it seemed that these seven or eight humanoids were furious, but there was no sound at all, I was afraid that with a mouth, those sticky and strong smells would pour directly into the mouth.

Students in nearby dormitories were also woken up by a terrible smell and evacuated. The amount of dung that was splashed this time was dozens of times that of yesterday, and basically all the dung in the magic school for a hundred years was here.

The next day, the fecal incident was again reported. Before the wind fell sail into the classroom and sat down, Nian Yi rushed into the classroom.

The wind and sail said in his heart, it's not good, this year's memory is stimulated, and he is almost on the verge of collapse, I'm afraid he has the intention of killing.

Feng Luofan was hesitating whether to slip away, only to see Nian Yi rush directly to Xingchen, grab Xingchen's collar, and lift Xingchen up from his seat: "You bastard!"

"What's wrong with me?" Xingchen felt a little amused at the pungent stench, "Are you going to hit me?"

Nian Yi slapped Xingchen hard, and Xingchen immediately slapped him back: "Are you really here?" The classroom has become a mess, and everyone has understood a little, this fecal incident is estimated to be done by Xingchen, in order to prevent rain or shine.

The two men scuffled together.

"I told you to hit me!"

"I'll just hit you, what's wrong?"

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"Xingchen, Nian Yi, what are you doing here?Okay, don't fight, don't fight, okay?!" Wei Qingyu stepped forward and tried to pull the two apart.

"You go away for me!" Nian Yi shook off the rain behind him and continued to fight with Xingchen.

The entire classroom fell silent.

"He used such shameless means to disgrace me and make me lose face. Do you think I'm going to give in like this?" Nian Yi stepped on Xingchen to the ground, touched the blood foam on the corner of his mouth and sneered, then took out a piece of bed sheet from his bosom and threw it at Xingchen's body with all his might.

The white sheets fell from the sky and spread on the bodies of the stars, and the pieces of the sheets were dotted red, like plum blossoms blooming with their own beauty.

"Look, Wei Qingyu is already my person, she belongs to me, don't be delusional, okay? Do you think Wei Qingyu will fall in love with a shameless guy like you?" Nian Yi laughed.

Tears poured down the rain beside him, and he ran out of the classroom with a sob.

Seeing this, Dream Makeup hurriedly chased out.

The wind and sails were also stunned for a while, this is a big basket!

Nian Yi vented and left. Xingchen got up from the ground, and from beginning to end, he didn't even say a word, as if he was acquiescing in the fecal splashing incident that he was responsible. Xingchen picked up the sheet, tore it to shreds, and burned it with a fire.

The spilling incident had already alarmed the school leadership. It took half a month to clean up the dung, and since then, students living near the Nianyi dormitory have applied to change dormitories, and for a long time, many people did not dare to approach Nianyi, for fear that they would be buried by the dung accidentally. And Xingchen became the biggest suspect in the dung incident, and the owl became the second suspect in the dung incident, because the owl flew over and was full of the smell of dung. However, the school has not been able to find the exact person who threw the dung, and the matter has since been unknown.

Weiqingyu took a two-day break before coming back to continue classes, but she and Nian Yi continued to be together. Love can be so infatuated, so deep, so resolute, and so unhesitating.