Chapter 760: I have to admire such a translation

"Mr. Sasaki, his lie was exposed, and he fainted in fright. ”

Sasaki frowned and looked at the fainted thin monkey, thought for a moment, and asked, "What did he say in the end?"

Mu Youchun stood up with a serious face and said, "Down with Japanese imperialism!"

Sasaki nodded, nodded slightly, turned his head and left.

Mu Youchun smiled very kindly...... Sasaki is a puppet who intimidates these guys, and when he leaves, as long as he shows up, shows anger, and makes these people feel his grief and indignation, that's enough.

Hu Yingze ordered these people to be detained separately and let the insider Chen Xin personally interrogate them one by one.

When the gang was taken away, Hu Yingze patted Mu Youchun on the shoulder, called Mu Youchun aside, and asked about the whole process. Knowing that Mu Youchun played a role in nonsense in the middle, he gave Mu Youchun a thumbs up. In particular, the last sentence "Down with Japanese imperialism!" made Hu Yingze praise him and have a deeper understanding of Mu Youchun's cleverness.

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"Report!"

Wang Gang, the elder of the cooking class, had just finished cooking, and at this time, he was sitting on a small bench by the stove, looking at the fire in the stove hole, smoking a cigarette, and from time to time looking up at the left front, where there was a fire. The cooking team has all gone to put out the fire, and he is the only one left here to take care of everything.

Suddenly, I heard someone shouting a report next to me, which startled Lao Wang, who was worried about the fire.

When he stood up, he was about to scold, but when he saw that it was Zhang Qingshan who was carrying a backpack and saluting him, he pursed his lips angrily, and was about to speak, but saw Zhang Qingshan shouting with a serious face: "Report to the old squad leader, Zhang Qingshan was ordered to get up and report." ”

Lao Wang rolled his eyes, turned around and sat down on the small bench again, and said, "Commander, if you are really idle, you can go home to see your wife, and by the way, you can also take care of the doll in your wife's belly...... In short, whatever you do, just don't make fun of me. ”

Zhang Qingshan smiled, untied his backpack, put it on the firewood pile at will, and sat down next to Lao Wang on the bench.

Stretched out his hand to roast the fire on the edge of the stove hole, then put his hands to his mouth, and after a sigh, he stretched out his hands to the stove hole to roast the fire, and then smiled at Lao Wang: "Lao Wang, I am here to be your companion again, to your hands as an errand, in the future, you can take care of me a little more!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw that a hand had reached out in front of him.

"What for?"

"Smoke!" Lao Wang looked at Zhang Qingshan with a smile and said, "Commander, last time you came to the cooking class to avoid the disaster, but you brought a lot of gifts and a lot of good cigarettes, this time is no exception." ”

"The last time was the last time, and it was an organizational punishment. This time is this time, it is a voluntary distribution, the process is different, the result is naturally different......" Zhang Qingshan said nonsense, raised his head, and said: "In short, just one sentence: If you don't want cigarettes, you have to die! I want to support my family now, where will I get the money to buy cigarettes." ”

Lao Wang pursed his lips, then pointed to the fire in the distance in front of the left, and said, "Commander, why don't you go to put out the fire?"

"I don't save the fire, they can burn it as much as they like, anyway, I'm a glorious cook in the cooking class now, I can't take care of those big things, just everyone's belly. ”

Hearing Zhang Qingshan's half-truths and half-truths, but with great meaning, Lao Wang naturally didn't want to ask again.

After thinking about it, he suddenly moved closer to Zhang Qingshan, glanced around, and asked in a low voice like a thief: "Commander, should you have been driven out by your sister-in-law?"

Zhang Qingshan looked at him in amazement: I never thought that I just thought there was nothing good to go, so I wanted to stay in the cooking class, but I didn't expect that there would be such a guess. Now that I am not only the head of the regiment, but also a family person, I can't do it casually or by my own temperament as before. In everything you do, you have to think about the consequences, and you have to think about the impression that it may bring, after all, you are the head of a commando regiment!

Before Zhang Qingshan could answer, Lao Wang saw the result from Zhang Qingshan's stunned gaze, thinking that Zhang Qingshan was not easy to answer, and he should find him a step anyway, so Lao Wang took the lead and said with a smile: "Leader, come, tell me well, I am very experienced in this area." ”

Zhang Qingshan also understood that this was Lao Wang relieving himself, so he borrowed the slope to get off the donkey.

"Lao Wang, do you have a wife?"

"This ...... This one...... Lao Tzu swore that if the revolution was not successful, Lao Tzu would not get married!"

Seeing that Lao Wang deliberately put on a righteous and awe-inspiring appearance, it was Zhang Qingshan's turn to pout, and said dissatisfiedly: "You have said a lot of long-winded words, and it boils down to three words - it has never ended." Then you're still talking to me about your!"

"I've never been married, but I've heard and seen more than you, and I naturally have more experience than you. ”

"Come less. This kind of thing, just heard and seen, there is a fart, you have to try it yourself to know what it tastes like, otherwise, you are blowing the bull to the sky is nonsense. ”

The two of them fought like this, passing the time. One waited for the result of the firefighting, wondering if the loss would be big, and the other waited for Hu Yingze's reply, wondering whether the plan was successful or not.

Before you know it, almost an hour has passed.

The soldiers of the cooking squad who went to fight the fire are back.

After seeing Zhang Qingshan and the backpack Zhang Qingshan brought, the old cook was not surprised at all, after all, it was not the first time that Zhang Qingshan had been a cook in the cooking class; It can be seen how high Zhang Qingshan's prestige is in the assault regiment.

Zhang Qingshan didn't see it at all, he chatted with this one very well, and he was very happy to talk to that.

After the cooks finished frying the vegetables, Zhang Qingshan grabbed the iron rod by the gate and slammed it on the iron block hanging on the left side of the gate.

"When!when!when......"

Accompanied by the crisp sound of opening the meal, there was also a shout that broke the voice: "Boom!boom~!Skip the meal...... Boom~Boom~Boom~!Open the meal......"

The recruits just felt that the tone of this shout was a little wrong, but they couldn't say why.

Seeing the veterans around him, they seemed to be smiling rather than smiling, as if they were angry but not angry, looking like they couldn't cry or laugh but hated something, but their eyes also revealed a strong aftertaste and nostalgia. Just ask the veterans, how do you hear this shout, why is it wrong?

The reply was: if it's wrong, it's right, and if it's right, you'll be a pig.

Some veterans were kind, and explained: Listening to this and tone, is it like feeding pigs?

The recruits suddenly realized and were furious, but seeing that the veterans were not angry, they asked curiously: Aren't you usually not afraid of heaven and earth? Why are you cowardly now, why don't you beat each other?

The veterans collectively rolled their eyes: This is the regiment commander venting his dissatisfaction, who dares to go up and send him to death? When the head of the regiment is in a good mood, we can become human again.

There is also a very good relationship with the recruits, and he threatens the recruits while explaining: I think back then, when we were on the Long March, the regiment commander was still the company commander of our assault company at that time. Once, when he saw that the ruffians and hooligans were causing chaos and scourging the people, it was really inhumane, and the regiment commander was furious...... Later, the regiment commander was assigned to the cooking class as a cook, and at that time, the regiment commander called us to eat...... The political commissar said that the head of the regiment was aggrieved, but it was not easy to tell others, so he used this way to resolve his inner grievances, and we just endured it...... Now, I also want to warn you with this: the head of the regiment must be very aggrieved in his heart now, you had better not provoke the head of the regiment, otherwise, even if the head of the regiment doesn't say anything about you, Lao Tzu will beat you to death. You know?

Hu Yingze was walking towards the regiment headquarters with his hands behind his back, and when he heard this shout, he laughed out loud, and smiled at Mu Youchun beside him: "Look, Lao Zhang has started feeding pigs again...... Hey~!Our days are going to be painful and happy again. ”

Before Mu Youchun could figure out 'what the head of the regiment feeds the pigs has to do with pain and happiness', he was pulled by Hu Yingze to the cooking class.

When I got to the cooking class, I looked, hey! Zhang Qingshan was really making trouble.

I saw Zhang Qingshan holding a cigarette in his left hand, smoking without a mouthful, holding a long spoon in his right hand, and commenting loudly while serving food to the soldiers who lined up.

"You are too thin, eat more, so that you can fatten up and eat meat. ”

"You're too big, it's okay to sleep more, so that you can grow fat...... Meat alone is not good, half-fat and half-lean pork belly is the best, you know?"

"Your body is just right, come to me to report at dawn, and I will prepare a pig-killing knife for you. ”

To be honest, with a red face, he didn't dare to refute or prick himself, and after finishing the dishes, he squatted aside to eat; the veterans or smart ones smiled and nodded, and from time to time they cooperated with Zhang Qingshan's words, which provoked Zhang Qingshan to praise them greatly: Well, you are very good, you can slaughter and eat meat; some of them are verbose, and even simply hold a bowl and eat while standing on the side, while laughing at what kind of evaluation so-and-so has received, or gathering together to listen to jokes while eating, it is also a beautiful thing.

Don't look at the atmosphere so weird, but no one dares to point at Zhang Qingshan. Because, even if Zhang Qingshan is wrong, but his prestige is too high, you know that he is in a bad mood, and you are joking with you, you still take it seriously, it is too not a promotion, it will cause public indignation, don't beat you and beat anyone.

Hu Yingze glanced at Mu Youchun, who was stunned beside him, and said with a smile: "See, this is our regiment leader, fighting can kill people, and teasing people can also make you cry and laugh...... Alright, it's time for us to line up for dinner. ”

As soon as Zhang Qingshan saw Hu Yingze, he immediately changed his statement: "Comrades, today Lao Tzu personally improves your food, and I have to kill a few more little devils for Lao Tzu when I go back, or catch a few more little devils, and Lao Tzu can slaughter them and improve your food." Okay, okay?"

"Good!"

Zhang Qingshan laughed with satisfaction.

After making two bowls of rice, handing Hu Yingze a bowl, the two walked outside......