Chapter 494: Human Experiments

March yellow croaker and April shrimp.

Before and after the Qingming Festival, the new shrimp is the most robust and unspawned, the old shrimp dies, the new shrimp grows, there is no shrimp roe impurities, and the meat is the fattest.

In the Jiangbei District Aquatic Products Wholesale Market, at the easternmost entrance of a store of less than 10 square meters, Lu Zhenhai is holding a net to help guests catch "prawns".

As soon as the net went down, the lively prawns splashed with water droplets, and the customers gathered in front of the big pot immediately retreated.

Lu Zhenhai smiled and reached into the net pocket with his hand, scooped up and down, and said, "What's the matter, it's all live shrimp!"

Saying that, Lu Zhenhai poured the shrimp into a black plastic bag, pinched the mouth of the bag to drench the water inside, and then put it on the electronic scale to weigh, settle accounts, and collect money;

A series of movements skillfully and quickly.

After being busy for more than half an hour and sending a group of guests away, Lu Zhenhai took down the cigarette that was clipped to his ear and lit it, taking a deep breath.

"Shh

took a long breath, looking at the people in the fish market who were gradually thinning, Lu Zhenhai had a loss on his face that he couldn't hide.

As the saying goes, people are not good for a thousand days, and flowers are not red for a hundred days;

Who would have thought that he, who was originally quite wealthy, would be reduced to a fish market with sewage flowing a year later, arguing with others?

But what if you don't?

With his academic qualifications, it's okay to go out and find a job, but at most he can support himself;

What about his parents?

How is Chen Yimo?

"Shhh

At this moment, two middle-aged people, a man and a woman, walked towards Lu Zhenhai's stall.

The man's big belly is poopy and full of momentum, and the woman's are still charming.

As soon as Lu Zhenhai saw these two people, he immediately put a smile on his face, "Director Fan, this is just off work?"

The pot-bellied man said "um", and said to Lu Zhenhai in a full manner: "Help me weigh 2 catties of prawns." ”

"Wait a minute, you two. Lu Zhenhai immediately took a net to catch shrimp.

The woman next to her, who seemed to be the director's wife, said, "I'll take a look at the front", and then left straight away, never even looking at Lu Zhenhai from beginning to end.

After Director Fan waited for his wife to leave, he took out a bag of "Su Yan" from his pocket and put it in his mouth.

Next to "pop", Lu Zhenhai helped to light it with great discernment, and then stuffed the wet lighter into his pocket and continued to weigh the shrimp.

Hardship allows a person to grow as quickly as possible.

When did Lu Zhenhai help someone light a cigarette before?

Not to mention a small director, Boss Han's big wrist has never been on the pole to pat his ass.

But that's life,

It's easy to live, it's easy to live, it's not easy to live!

Director Fan was very satisfied, his originally reserved face relaxed slightly, and asked, "I heard you say that you graduated from college last time, right?"

"Well, yes!" Lu Zhenhai responded with a smile, "I didn't expect Director Fan to remember it!"

"It's good that young people can endure hardship, but it's better to find a promising job. Director Fan spat out the smoke and said without a backache while standing.

"You're right!" Lu Zhenhai smiled honestly, and put the prawns on the table next to him, "A total of 60 pieces." ”

Director Fan took out the wallet from his pocket, took out the change in it and counted it, "Well, it's 47 yuan." ”

Lu Zhenhai looked at the thick pile of "old man's head" in the other party's wallet, opened his mouth, and finally smiled: "Okay! ”

It was also at this time that Lu Zhenhai saw something dropped at Director Fan's feet, and took the initiative to step forward to help pick it up, "Bureau Fan, your things have dropped." ”

It was at this time that Lu Zhenhai saw clearly what was in his hand, sildenafil citrate tablets.

Director Fan, who "picked the door", took it with an embarrassed face, didn't look at Lu Zhenhai, picked up the plastic bag and prepared to leave.

Lu Zhenhai didn't know which tendon was wrong, and suddenly shouted, "Wait for Director Fan." ”

"Is there anything else?" said Director Fan, who was carrying the prawns, his face had returned to nature at this time, and turned his head to ask.

"That's the case...... Lu Zhenhai said in front of him: "I'm a little and now I'm a senior pharmacist at Pfizer in the United States......"

Lu Zhenhai has always been thinking about what Han Yi said about "Super Viagra",

Two days ago, Han Yi had just returned from Treasure Island, and he rushed over to check the results.

According to Han Yi, the drug itself is a pure natural medicine and there is no toxicology;

However, due to individual reasons, he is not sure whether an overdose will cause potential harm to the body.

Therefore, it is necessary to reformulate the drug formula and try to make it into a health care product.

In this way, it can not only shorten the clinical trial time of prescription drugs, but also ensure the effect, and at the same time, there is no fear of sequelae caused by overdose.

But Lu Zhenhai couldn't wait, he was willing to do the first human experiment.

Now the two packs of "Super Viagra" given by Han Yi are in his pocket, but because Chen Yimo lives on campus this semester, he has not found a chance to experiment.

Lu Zhenhai first pulled out the banner of "Pfizer", and said with a burst of nonsense: "This is a pure natural biopharmaceutical,

It is a plant found by Pfizer in the Amazon jungle of Peru, and it is a special drug for the treatment of ED.

Fan Ju: You've probably heard of Maca, right?

The best maca is produced in Peru.

But according to the results of Pfizer's experiments, the pharmacological effect of maca is far less than 110...... of this biopharmaceutical."

After Lu Zhenhai's detailed explanation, the vigilance on Director Fan's face finally disappeared a lot, and he asked, "Do you have it?"

"Uh......" Lu Zhenhai wanted to say that he hadn't sent it yet, but he couldn't wait, "My friend just sent two boxes in March, and now there are two left." ”

Seeing the suspicious look on Director Fan's face, Lu Zhenhai immediately explained: "Don't hide it from Director Fan, I ......."

After a pause, Lu Zhenhai showed an embarrassed look on his face, "I'...... I am impotent, impotence.

I've taken a lot of drugs over the years, but it hasn't improved, until last month, after taking that drug, I can now proudly say that I'm a man. ”

After Lu Zhenhai's self-deception, Director Fan finally believed that this fishmonger was not lying to himself.

"On you?"

"I've been keeping it close to me!" Lu Zhenhai said with a smile, and then took Director Fan into the store.

For the sake of prudence, I washed my hands in the pool, put on soap and rubbed them carefully, and after rinsing them, I dried them with a towel.

He took out a plastic bottle from his pocket, opened the lid, and poured out a gray pill the size of a soybean, "Oh, Director Fan, this is it." ”

Director Fan, who "slammed the door", asked uncomfortably before taking it: "Don't you want money, right?"

"Look at what Director Fan said!" Lu Zhenhai smiled, "This is what I ate myself, give Director Fan a fresh ......"

After speaking, Lu Zhenhai felt that this was wrong, and quickly apologized: "I'm sorry Director Fan, I said the wrong thing, don't mind." ”

The more Lu Zhenhai is like this, the less like that kind of liar in Director Fan's opinion;

What's more, people have said that they don't want money. Even if it didn't work, he didn't lose anything.

"It's okay, it's okay. Director Fan finally smiled.

It just so happened that the director's wife came over with a bag of unknown things, and shouted at the door: "Old Fan is gone." ”

Director Fan pinched the pill in Lu Zhenhai's hand and turned to leave.

"Director Fan, you ...... walk slowly" Lu Zhenhai kept sending him out of the door, and after watching the couple leave, a trace of expectation rose in his eyes.

......

......

It was half past six when Director Fan got home.

Eating, watching TV, bathing,

By the time I got to bed, it was already half past eight.

The director's wife, who is nearly 50 years old, was still sitting in the vanity mirror and applying moisturizing water, and there was a sound of "popping" echoing in the room.

After 20 minutes, the director's wife, who was wearing a big red deep V-neck pajamas, walked over, lifted the quilt and sat on the bed.

The couple talked about it, and the age of "sitting on the ground and sucking soil" made the director's wife can't help but poke into the bed.

After a while,

Director Fan stretched out his hand to block, "Don't do it, I'm not in the mood today." ”

There was a look of disappointment in the director's wife's eyes, and she took out her hand and patted Director Fan's arm, "Why are you always in no mood." How many times have you said this?"

Director Fan looked impressive, and then looked for the steps and said, "You don't know, the unit has been busy with work recently, and my body is a little tired. ”

The director's wife said unwillingly: "Didn't you buy that medicine, how about trying it." ”

Director Fan's face was hot for a while, he had already taken the medicine, and he didn't need it at all.

"I have to work tomorrow, let's sleep!" said Director Fan, who turned off the bedside lamp.

The director's wife, who was dissatisfied with the begging next to her, was so angry that she kicked him hard in the bed, "Why are you so useless." ”

Director Fan is so angry, but he can't refute it, he really can't get up......

Suddenly, Director Fan remembered the pill that the young man gave him today.

"Why don't you try?"

Feeling dark, he took out the medicine from the reading glasses box at the bedside, hesitated for a moment, and swallowed it in one gulp.

Although there is no product description, it is not expected to be a poison.

The thought of "poison" was still in his mind, and Director Fan's lower body had already reacted.

"So fast?" said Director Fan was shocked.

Then a long-lost swelling made him have no time to think about it,

lifted the quilt, turned around and rode directly onto the director's wife.

"Bang Bang Bang"

5 minutes,

10 minutes,

20 minutes,

30 minutes,

Change your posture and do it again......

"Old ...... Old Fan ...... I can't stand it...... Spare me......"