Chapter 84: Gambling on the name of tofu brain
Shen Qingming thought about it and planned to end this battle.
Only by finding a topic that is related to the question just now can you merge your own speech with the theme of salty and sweet tofu brain. In the name of gambling on the salty tofu brain he has eaten in the past few years, he will also defeat the remnants of Gongsun's sweet tofu brain.
Speaking of salted tofu brains, the taste of salted tofu brains he ate at the breakfast stall two days ago is still in his mouth.
Shen Qingming said: "Speaking of salted tofu brain, has Senior Brother Gongsun ever eaten salty tofu brain?"
Gongsun was stunned for a moment, shook his head and said, "It's true that I haven't eaten it, but ......"
"Salted tofu brain is not only salty, there are all kinds of condiments in the soup of salted tofu brain, you can add some chili pepper to make a salty and spicy taste, you can also add a little green onion fungus to become a salty flavor, you can also add a little vinegar to become sour. This is the magic of salty marinade, although it is not as bright as sweet, but salty is the most basic and important part of tofu brain. Shen Qingming calmly attacked, "And sweet tofu brain is not at all, sweetness is admittedly addictive, but he will also mask the taste of other condiments." This is also the key to the monotony of the taste of sweet tofu brain compared to salty tofu brain. It can be seen that salty tofu brain is more suitable for consumption than sweet tofu brain. ”
Gongsun didn't speak, looked at him and asked, "Is that all you have to say?"
Shen Qingming said: "If you don't have anything else to say. ”
Gongsun said that he had nothing to add, he said: "In that case, let the audience decide to eat sweet and salty tofu brains, and I have nothing to say." ”
At the end of the speech session, the winner was decided by the audience.
Yang Xu said: "Ah...... Originally, I liked salty tofu brains, but when I heard Gongsun say this just now, I actually wanted to eat sweet tofu brains. I'm really curious about the taste of sweet tofu brain, so I voted for sweet tofu brain. ”
Gongsun said proudly: "Sweet tofu one vote." Boss Yang will wait for me tomorrow to invite you to eat sweet tofu brain. ”
Qin Yeyou tilted his head, meaning that he had already chosen.
Gongsun asked, "Which side did you choose?"
Shen Qingming said: "Salted tofu brain, salty tofu brain." ”
Gongsun: "You can see this, too?"
Shen Qingming said affirmatively: "This is a tacit understanding. ”
"That salty tofu brain. Gongsun said.
There are only three audiences with one vote in total, and only Xiling has not voted 1, which is a decisive vote.
Shen Qingming complained: "It stands to reason that in this case, shouldn't the most critical atmosphere be super tense?
Yang Xu asked: "Probably because the problem of salty and sweet tofu brain is not important at all, right?"
Gongsun said righteously: "The people take food as the sky! Long live the sweet tofu brain!"
"Long live the salty tofu brain! Kill the sweet party!" Shen Qingming is also righteous.
Xiling looked at Gongsun and secretly glanced at Shen Qingming. Say, "I'm me, I'm me, I want to eat sweet tofu brain, okay?"
"Two to one, junior brother, it seems that I won. The sweet party is invincible. Those of you who eat salty tofu brains should obediently reflect on yourself. Gongsun deliberately stretched out two fingers to gesticulate.
"It's so angry!" Shen Qingming said, "I didn't expect you to eat sweet tofu brain in Xiling, it's really hateful!"
"I'm sorry about that. Xiling looked a little guilty and said, "Actually, I'm from the south, and I eat sweet tofu brains when I'm young." No matter what the two of you say, I'm still going to eat sweet tofu brain habitually. ”
Gongsun asked, "So, didn't you choose to eat sweet tofu brain because of my words?"
Xiling nodded seriously.
Gongsun's fingers, which were originally two, gradually bent down, and he sighed before saying, "Oh, yes, it seems that we are tied, junior brother." She didn't vote because of my words, that can't be counted. ”
"It's all up to my senior brother to raise his noble hand, and during the debate, I obviously let me live. "Shen Qingming is self-aware.
"Don't speak. Gongsun made a shushing gesture and said to Shen Qingming, "Senior brother is quiet, condenses the dantian, and is ready to lift his qi upwards." ”
Shen Qingming was confused, so he had to find Gongsun to do what he said.
In fact, he has practiced this set of work together countless times, and according to the book, this can condense vitality, but when he practices by himself, it is always empty and he gets nothing. But now I suddenly feel that there is a heat floating back and forth under my lower abdomen, which is very comfortable. Shen Qingming's heart moved, he didn't dare to say a word of nonsense, and quickly tried to capture this heater.
Fortunately, the left and right rotation of the heating is always inseparable from his control, and the heating is incorporated into the lower abdomen in two or three clicks, and the heating into the body suddenly soars, and it is hard to go to his internal organs. Shen Qingming was caught off guard, he didn't expect that there would be this time, and his eyes were blackened directly.
"You're bleeding from your nose. Xiling kindly reminded him.
Shen Qingming couldn't care about these little things at this time, he only had the idea of suppressing this heating in his heart. He hurriedly remembered what Ma Liang had said before-where to go wrong. This heat is generated after the end of the controversy, so it is absolutely inseparable from words.
After figuring out the key, he let go a lot, guiding the heating upwards, weakening every inch of the heating upward, and finally completely dissipated near the Tianling Gai.
"What is this?" asked Shen Qingming in shock.
Gongsun explained with a smile: "There are ten thousand laws in the world, each has its own cultivation method, and the physical technique must be boiled to beat the muscles and bones, and exercise the flesh and skin. Qi art should cultivate one's self and cultivate one's nature, and gather true qi. Our words are to ponder from the lips. As long as the various methods are practiced to a certain point, there will naturally be vitality, and only with vitality can the corresponding methods be urged to change the rules. Senior brother, you have gained some understanding in the process of the debate just now, broke through the first level, and generated vitality, which is gratifying. ”
Shen Qingming was about to cry, and when he was at home, he closed his eyes and learned Taoist cultivation of immortals, but it was all in vain?
Gongsun didn't know why, so he asked earnestly, "Senior brother, don't you look very happy with this expression? It's a good thing to have vitality, which means that you have room to further improve yourself." ”
Shen Qingming couldn't say anything about his suffering, so he had to say: I, I, I, it's just that I suddenly want to eat salty tofu brain. ”
Gongsun said to himself: "The Tao is drowning, a unique cultivation method, if you casually practice according to the method on TV, you can only run farther and farther, this kind of person is like a 100-meter runner to practice cooking, just stupid, in vain to add to the joke." ”
Shen Qingming was about to cry: "Yes, yes, this kind of person is just a bad pen." ”
Gongsun said: "Of course, junior brother, how can there be such a stupid person in the world, hahahahaha, it amuses me to death." ”
"Senior brother, don't say it. Shen Qingming said with a crying voice, "The more you say, the more I feel like laughing." ”
"Yo, junior brother, what are you doing?" Gongsun asked very curiously, "My grandson has lived for half a lifetime, and it is the first time I heard that I want to eat tofu. ”v