"Ah~ It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts......" Han Xiaotian let out a miserable pig cry.

"Viagra, you take it lightly, don't ......" Zhao Lei thought that Han Xiaotian was caught by Lu Wei, but he didn't expect to see a shadow tugging at Han Xiaotian's ear as soon as he turned the corner.

"Class teacher, I was wrong, I really took my classmates to report, Zhao Lei.... Brother Lei save me, this is our homeroom teacher, Mr. Du. Han Xiaotian asked Zhao Lei for help with a weak face.

Lu Wei is not afraid of heaven and earth, he is afraid of the teacher and his father, and he is so frightened that he can't speak when he sees the teacher.

"Hello Teacher Du, Han Xiaotian took us to recognize the class. Zhao Lei hurriedly replied.

"Are you Zhao Lei?" Du Zixun's furrowed eyebrows stretched, as if he had found a baby.

"Yes, teacher. Zhao Lei lowered his head and didn't dare to look at the head teacher's face, just now he saw Han Xiaotian raising his eyebrows wildly, and Zhao Lei realized that the reason why Han Xiaotian came to the second class was because of this head teacher.

Maybe there is no class today, so this teacher is dressed more beautifully, wearing a peacock feather-colored colorful cheongsam, his tall figure can't pass the trial, and he exudes the temperament of a royal sister all the time.

The coiled hair is delicate and noble, and the tufts of hair in front of the face hang down, which looks even more graceful. The white swan neck, the red lips smeared with male lipstick, the high bridge of the nose, and the eyes that shine like stars form a beautiful face.

"Da ....." high heels hit the ground, hitting Zhao Lei's little heart, his footsteps were getting closer and closer, and a faint fragrant wind came to his face.

"Let me see what the baby in my class looks like. The pleasant voice came into Zhao Lei's ears, and Du Zixun stood in front of Zhao Lei and said, "Raise your head and let the teacher take a look." ”

Teacher Du suddenly put his face closer, as serious as if he was looking at some exquisite little gift, Zhao Lei turned his head a little stiffly, and did not dare to look at the beautiful teacher in front of him.

"It's not bad. After the teacher commented, he let go of his hand and continued to go back to clean up the smirking Han Xiaotian on the side.

Zhao Lei couldn't help but give Han Xiaotian a thumbs up.

Han Xiaotian smiled profligately, closed his eyes and enjoyed the teacher's reprimand.

"If you don't learn well every day, you will know that you will do these crooked ways, and if you don't dye your hair back tomorrow, I will shave it all for you!"

"If Zhao Lei is also damaged by you, I will ask you. ”

"I finally did a good deed today, and I started messing around in the corridor again, it seems that you have taken classmate Lu Wei badly. ”

Looking at Lu Wei, who was standing silently by the wall, Han Xiaotian knew that he had set his back on this cowardly pot, and when he chased him just now, he was like a god of war, but now he has become a king who can't beat a fart with eight punches in front of the teacher.

"You take them to familiarize yourself with the campus, I don't care about you today, do you hear? ”

"I heard the teacher!" Han Xiaotian shouted.

"Walk around, it's annoying to see you. ”

"Hehe, goodbye, Sister Zixun. ”

After speaking, Han Xiaotian pulled the two of them and ran, leaving the teacher with a resentful face to stomp his feet on the spot.

.......

"Old Han, where are you taking the two of us?" Zhao Lei ran with Han Xiaotian for half a minute, but he didn't see Han Xiaotian stop and asked.

"Toilet, I'm going to show you around. Han Xiaotian looked back with an expression that you understand.

"Why are you running so fast?" Zhao Lei asked puzzled.

"I can't hold it back. Han Xiaotian smiled.

"Me too, drinking too much water in the morning. Lu Wei replied with a simple face.

"Viagra, what level do you say this teacher is?" Zhao Lei asked.

"It's the pinnacle to say less, I didn't dare to look at it, I'm afraid of the teacher. Lu Wei said regretfully.

"What are you two talking about, why don't I understand?" Han Xiaotian slowed down and asked suspiciously.

"This is our code, what, do you want to know?" Lu Wei looked at Han Xiaotian proudly.

"It's interesting to hear. Han Xiaotian smelled a hint of amusement.

"It's nothing, it's just that the DCBA cup corresponds to the cultivator level of Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang, so that it won't be regarded as a pervert when you say it. Zhao Lei explained.

"Oh~~~ I see!But how do I feel more perverted like this?" Han Xiaotian was enlightened, and he understood at once.

"But I like it.....! That D.... Ah, what should I do if I don't have more than the heavenly pole?" Han Xiaotian reacted.

"High-level, pinnacle, and great consummation correspond to GFE. Lu Wei said.

"Hold the grass, genius!" Han Xiaotian looked at the two bosom friends with reverent eyes, today was the most wonderful day in his Han Xiaotian's life, he could meet such a riotous and polite talent, and the whole person became refreshed.

"No, Lao Lu, what did you just pretend to be pure. Han Xiaotian asked angrily.

"???" Lu Wei looked confused, not knowing what he would say.

Zhao Lei put his arm around Han Xiaotian and whispered: "Viagra hasn't reached this realm yet, he actually doesn't even know that, it's just frivolity on the surface." ”

Han Xiaotian suddenly realized, no wonder Lu Wei said that he wanted to pee just now.

"I'm wrong to blame him, I'm guilty. Han Xiaotian looked at the ignorant Lu Wei, and his heart was like a knife.

"You have a lot of drama, old Han. Zhao Lei couldn't help but complain about Han Xiaotian.

"Hurry up, let's get you to see what a fighter in the toilet is. Han Xiaotian patted his chest and reassured.

"To be honest, the school building is really broken, and it is not as good as the school building of my previous middle school. Lu Wei said disappointedly, with a hint of unhappiness in his eyes.

"It's okay, it's okay, anyway, there's a sacred lotus flower in the broken mud in our classroom, it's not bad. Han Xiaotian was in a happy mood when he remembered that the head teacher was Du Zixun, after all, this was the most beautiful head teacher recognized by several schools.

"Damn, I suddenly feel that falling in love is scum, and I think my goal in life should be to marry a teacher like the head teacher. Zhao Lei's eyes suddenly became extremely sharp, and his high-spirited fighting spirit infected Han Xiaotian who was joking on the side.

"Old Zhao Zhiqi! Mom, we will be rivals in love from now on!" Han Xiaotian patted Zhao Lei's chest, suddenly excited about the days ahead.

Zhao Lei looked at Han Xiaotian speechlessly, and slowly typed a question mark: "?......"

"Rest assured, this does not affect our confidant relationship. ”

"That's not the point, are you sure you want to be my rival?" Zhao Lei stroked his hair, he was still a little confident in his appearance.

"I'm not ugly, so I'm not confident. Han Xiaotian retorted.

"Tomorrow if you become bald, I don't think you'll say anything like that. Zhao Lei pointed to Han Xiaotian's green hair.

"She's just talking, it doesn't matter if I walk sideways in this school, just cut my hair, I don't have that time, cultivation is the most important thing. Han Xiaotian gushed endlessly, suddenly looked at Zhao Lei and asked, "As the first in the second class, you haven't awakened the ability yet?"

"I ...... "......Zhao Lei almost forgot about it, the setting of this world seems to be related to abilities, and he is completely novice to abilities.

"Then you have to come on, to be honest, it is estimated that 80% of the people in a class have the means to awaken in advance, and if you cultivate a day later, you will be a little weaker than others. Han Xiaotian patted Zhao Lei on the shoulder.

"But since you are the first in the second class, there must be something extraordinary, and I am in charge of it widely, hehe. Han Xiaotian felt that Zhao Lei must have a means that didn't come out, but there was no need to break the casserole and ask to the end.

"Well, if only I could awaken the abilities of my idol. Lu Wei looked at the sky wistfully and said faintly.

"Who is your idol?"

"Lu Bu, every time I play role-playing, I play Lu Bu. Zhao Lei said.

"Didn't you rob Zhao Yun too?" Lu Wei retorted with some shame.

"I can't help it, you all use the same surname, I just find someone with the same surname in the Three Kingdoms. Zhao Lei shrugged helplessly.

"Peerless Lu Bu, his ability is simply the pinnacle of human flesh, Lao Lu, your goal is too, if you can awaken me, I will stand upside down. Han Xiaotian joked.

"No double body?" Zhao Leidan looked at Han Xiaotian painfully.

"Lao Zhao, isn't it, isn't it known to the world that Lu Bu is a peerless body?"

"Maybe I read the pirated ......" Zhao Lei decided, he must go back and read the books of this world, which is too special to refresh the three views.

"Huh, what's written in the pirated version?"

"Lu Bu is a ...... Martial arts ...... Mars. Zhao Lei said hesitantly.

"Martial arts are strong, isn't martial arts a legendary thing, this pirated version is too good to make up, right......" Suddenly Han Xiaotian paused, rubbed his hands and looked at Zhao Lei with a smile and said, "Lend me a book to take a look, I'm suddenly a little interested." ”

"I also saw it in a small bookstore......" Zhao Lei threw the pot to the small bookstore at the entrance of the town.

"Alas, it's a pity......" Han Xiaotian looked at the floor in disdain and sighed and muttered to himself.

"Old Han, your ability is the wood elemental?" Lu Wei asked suddenly.

"You've seen it, hehe. Han Xiaotian scratched his head proudly, smirking a little embarrassedly.

"Is the wood element strong?" Zhao Lei asked casually, he also wanted to know about the ability, because he didn't understand anything.

Han Xiaotian looked at Zhao Lei like a monster: "Old Zhao, if we didn't know each other, I wouldn't believe that this is the question that the number one in our class can ask." ”

"That's right, Leizi, are you stupid when you were hit by a car, these are all things you learned in elementary school. Lu Wei also looked at Zhao Lei strangely, and always felt that after being hit by a car, Zhao Lei had always been a little weird.

"Possibly..... I always feel ..... I suddenly can't remember what I used to learn. Zhao Lei threw the pot at the car that hit him again.

Lu Wei looked at Zhao Lei and was a little angry: "I said that I would go to the hospital for a check-up, what if something happens to you." ”