Chapter 68: Plastic Surgery

Forty-nine days is actually too short, especially for a place like the underworld, a blink of an eye, but for us who have waited, it is a bit long, we are all anxiously waiting, hoping that the Ape King can return safely, of course, the most important thing is that we want to gossip and see what the Ape King's transformation can turn into something.

Everyone was in Xiao Qi's sword mound, and only Xiao Qi and Tsing Yi ran out to see the "hatching" of the Ape King when they were fine. And for Xiao Qi's performance, we are used to it, the abundant aura here is all garbage for Xiao Qi, and it can't enter other people's eyes at all, let alone enter other people's dantian. Therefore, we feel even more strange about the situation in Tsing Yi, how can this product be like Xiao Qi, whether it is not eaten or it cannot be dying? This is a problem.

Therefore, Wan Lingxin rushed up to gossip first.

After some explanation by Tsing Yi, we found that Tsing Yi has changed, becoming more fucking violent, and more perverted.

During the period of time we were apart, Tsing Yi met his disrespectful and extremely unreliable master, of course, after the severe reprimand of the beautiful grandmother, Tsing Yi's master, that is, the old comrade Huang Shulang, taught Tsing Yi seriously.

Therefore, Tsing Yi finally really reached the level of the spirit body that the beautiful grandmother said before, and his physique became the physique of aura, a bit like the spirit seed of fire spirit and wood spirit, but it is acquired, and it is not so perverted. But Tsing Yi has a perverted place that we can't compare, that is, lifespan, there was less than a hundred years to burp, but now because it has become a spirit body, it has become his mother's eternal life, a state of immortality. Our joy for Tsing Yi is also deeply jealous, and we even have an idea, if we bite this meat, will we be able to live forever?

This idea was quickly confirmed, and the one who presented the evidence was Qin Xin, who gossip with Wan Lingxin, this guy tried, but the result was not good, and after eating it, it was almost the same as swallowing a mouthful of spiritual energy. It's just that in the end, we didn't ask which part of Qin Xin was gnawing, whether to bite or bite off a piece and swallow it.

"Are there any other benefits?" I looked at Tsing Yi with "concern".

"Yes. ”

"Tell me. ”

"It's too much. Troublesome. ”

Grass!

If I don't give you a middle finger, I'm sorry for you.

In short, Tsing Yi is very powerful now, as for whether I can get past him, I don't know, I don't have a chance to try, but there is one thing we are really very sure of, this guy has become more bells and whistles now, even Qin Xin, who is with him every day, doesn't know what means Tsing Yi has now, a Doraemon who is alive.

Forty-nine days have passed like this.

On this day, the flag is unfurled, the lightning and thunder, the wind and clouds, and the purple air coming from the east.

Tsing Yi's palm flashed on my head: "Your water is too obvious." ”

Therefore, all of us ran out of Xiao Qi's sword mound and stood quietly by the side of the "Ape King", witnessing the miracle.

There was indeed lightning and thunder, which suddenly appeared in this space, but I don't know why it appeared, and there was a burst of crackling and furiousness, and the target was of course the Ape King.

I looked at the arm-thick lightning, and although I was not afraid, I also felt a little unusual about the appearance of this incident.

The light began to surge towards the ape king's body, and the ape king's body quickly became clearer.

Finally, the body of the ape king appeared in front of everyone.

The light flickered, and everyone ran back to Xiao Qi's sword shrine, including Xiao Qi.

"How so?" Tsing Yi frowned at the Ape King outside, then turned his head to look at me.

"Look at my fart, how did I know that this would happen? It's your business from beginning to end, don't try to shirk responsibility, especially don't shirk responsibility on me. "I have already run out of the way, keeping an absolutely safe distance from Tsing Yi.

There is no other reason: the ape king let the thunder split for a while, and then it hatched smoothly, thick limbs, bronzed skin, big hands and feet, there is no shortage of things that should be there, a proper macho man. It's even stronger than a macho man, and you don't need to look at it to know that it's definitely the ape king's favorite figure.

It's just that head,It may make the Ape King a little dissatisfied.,It's too fucking Lori.,The Ape King's current state is like the original body.,It's like a low-profile head.,It's as much as it violates it.,It looks as uncomfortable as it is.。

Fortunately, there are no mirrors in this place, and besides, the Ape King is not the kind of person who cares too much about the image, so after a while, everyone finally came out to meet the Ape King after confirming that there would not be too much risk.

After greeting each other with strange expressions for a moment, everyone was congratulating the ape king on his successful transformation, and, most importantly, the ape king's realm at this time was really stable in the fate realm, and it was definitely not that vain state.

If I knew that I would have given him some fierce demands at that time, and gave him seven or eight times of fate, then wouldn't it be much easier for us. I regretted it a little, and said with a long sigh to your Tsing Yi beside me.

"You can cheat, but if you cheat too hard, you will be banned. Tsing Yi said.

How do you know these things? I looked at Tsing Yi in a daze, I felt that Tsing Yi this year seemed to be not just about cultivation, there must be a bigger insider. It's a pity that this mouthpiece is too fucking strict, no matter if I am coercive or tempted, I don't say a word.

It seems that it can only be tempted by Qinxin, but the result is estimated to be nothing.

Regrets naturally exist, so I don't think about regrets anymore, because the ones that Tsing Yi plays are basically leftovers from Lao Tzu's play, and we are human beings in two lives.

The matter of the ape king is solved, and the rest is naturally the problem of this heart pool.

Until now, we have not been able to connect the scene in front of us with the Punishment Pool. Pool, shouldn't that be a puddle of water?

But Tsing Yi said that this is Zhuxinchi, so we think this is Zhuxinchi, so, awkwardness has always existed, we are moving forward awkwardly, and even, there is an even more awkward Lori macho man by his side.

Tsing Yi is indeed too messy, and we can understand it by him breaking the heart pool in front of him.

With his hands spread out and his arms raised, black tentacles instantly burst out of his hands, becoming thicker in the air, and then shot straight into the surrounding space with a few bangs, and then, I saw that those gray aura began to converge towards Tsing Yi's body.

The speed of convergence is getting faster and faster, and I suddenly have a question: Where did all those spiritual qi go? Tsing Yi has received it? But such a vast spiritual energy can't burst Tsing Yi? After all, this is what we have all experienced before.

It didn't, Tsing Yi was alive and well. But this space has really begun to shrink.

Hold the grass !!!!!! this ...... Fuck, the final destination of the angler - pumping?

Indeed, the space around us was gone, and we were still standing in the glade between the trees, surrounded by green grass and trees.

After a short period of adaptation, everyone had some joy on their faces for the rest of their lives, and everyone turned their heads to look at everyone.

Vomit......

When I saw the King of Apes, everyone was struggling to swallow their saliva, it was too uncomfortable.

Tsing Yi pinched the seal in his hand, and then gently patted the ground under his feet with one palm.

"What do you mean?" I asked, naturally I was concerned about Tsing Yi, and picking things from his body would be the focus of my work for a long time to come.

"There is a take, there is a stay, there is a give-and-take, and it is the road of the world. Tsing Yi whispered.

"Speak human words. ”

"I'll put the heart pool back. ”

Awesome!

When everyone hits the road again, they naturally still head towards Dragon City, but the road is far away, and there will always be some large and small cities or villages on the way, even if we advance from the barren mountains and mountains, then we will always encounter some lakes or ponds.

Therefore, the problem of the ape king cannot be concealed after all.

Oh...... The beast's roar sounded, and the ape king sat down on the edge of the pond in fright.

His fingers trembled and pointed to the water, and his lips turned pale in an instant.

Alas, what is due will always come. We looked at the Ape King from afar, this guy is now in a real fateful situation. Xiao Qi was also ready to summon everyone back to the Sword Shrine.

The Ape King tried the water again, and after a glance, he suddenly retracted his neck, and after several temptations, the Ape King always gave up the temptation and began to look directly at his own problem.

Of course, this problem should not be considered the problem of the king of apes, but it should not be considered our problem either.

So, "Ape King, we shouldn't be blamed for this matter, it doesn't have much to do with us. We all do it according to the records in the Millennium Collection, and if you want to find it, you can go to the author of the Millennium Collection. "I stood far behind a rock, half bare, and I negotiated with the Ape King in my throat.

"Then what are you hiding?" asked the Ape King.

"Would you believe it if I said I was worried that you would lose your mind and go berserk?"

"I believe it. Because I'm ready to go berserk. The ape king's voice sounded heavily, and in the end, it had already rushed straight into the sky, and along with the voice, there was also the ape king's fist that was really the size of a sandbag.

In a flash, the Ape King had appeared in front of me, his red eyes were about to burst out of his sockets, and his fist did not hesitate at all, and he had already blasted towards me with a direct downpercut, not even caring about the boulder between the two of us.

The boulder was like tofu slapped by a big hand, and it was directly shattered into pieces all over the ground, and the sandbag-sized fist of the Ape King also smashed hard towards my lower three roads.

Oh my god, can this thing still have sequelae? I tinkered with that scarecrow in the first place, what's the matter? This thing was passed on to the King of Apes?

I screamed, and my figure flashed and I ran away. Others gloated. There's no way, in terms of comprehensive strength, I'm the only one who can compete with the Ape King, even if I can't beat it, at least I can run.

And, obviously, the Ape King, who had just completed his transformation, was not quite used to this body, so it was still a little difficult for him to catch up with me. After all, it's still a bit difficult to get a person to run like a monkey.

"Arbitrary, you give Lao Tzu a stop, Lao Tzu promised Sister Meng Po to protect you, you give Lao Tzu this virtue, you must give Lao Tzu an explanation today. "The king of the apes couldn't catch up with me, so he could only stand there, panting and pounding the ground, pounding the loess under his feet and filling the sky.

Lao Tzu is not stupid, Lao Tzu is not standing there, at least until you find out your strength, it is impossible for Lao Tzu to have a very direct head-on conflict with you.

"I'm not going to go. "I stood in the distance and yelled.

I confronted the Ape King, but the others looked at me and the Ape King with shocked expressions.

Made, big gossip, this person is a monkey, oh, no, it's these two people now, why are they still related to Meng Po, you know, Meng Po's status in the underworld, that is absolutely transcendent, although I don't know how far it can go, but it should be about the same as the king of Hades.

Therefore, everyone began to persuade and fight.

Fuck, are you trying to make sure I'm the one responsible for what the ape king is in now?

Everyone's thoughts, killing two birds with one stone, not only satisfy their gossip psychology, but also confirm that I am a bad person.

The Ape King is a person who doesn't pay much attention to the outside, so after getting the promise that Tsing Yi will definitely be able to "cure" the Ape King's head, the Ape King finally stopped staring at the red light-like eyes.

Not to mention, those red eyes are a bit like monkey butts. I want to laugh.

The Ape King is going crazy again.

Grass, uncle, can't you laugh?

"How?" the Ape King glared at me, then turned to Tsing Yi and asked.

"Facelift. ”

"What?"

"Change your head. ”

I felt as if the Ape King's anger was about to shift.

"There's a second way. Tsing Yi said.

"What?"

"Soul cleansing can reshape your bones, but we need to make sure if you don't die if you mess with your head. Tsing Yi said.

Yes, the bastard in Tsing Yi has brought the war to my side again.

"You, come here. "The ape kingdom hooked my fingers.

If it weren't for the guilt in his heart, coupled with this big black cauldron on his back, Lao Tzu would never have passed.

"Can it be rectified?" the Ape King asked me, breathing clearly, and I believed that if I answered the slightest incorrectly, there would be another protracted chase between me and the Ape King.

"Yes. Just make sure you don't die. ”

"That's easy, you wait. The Ape King snorted, then turned and walked out.

Naturally, we are waiting.

In less than a day, the Ape King returned, carrying a man in his hand.

This person is dressed brightly, his face is fair, his lips are thin, and he looks like he is wearing harsh clothes.

To give. The king of apes spoke, and the man was thrown in front of us with a pop.

Ignoring human life, you are wrong in this way. The crowd glared at the Ape King.

"When I arrested him, this guy had just destroyed the whole house, and the women in the family were also humiliated by this guy. ”

"Kill him. Wan Lingxin and Qin Xin were the first to express their attitude, and their attitudes were extremely swordsmanship.

"There are also two three-year-olds. The Ape King continued.

My palm was already pressed on this guy's head, and there was a bang, and this guy's head exploded to pieces, and the screams rang out in an instant.

There is a door.

Soul cleansing activated, because it was a casual attempt, so, this guy's head was finally shaped into a strange shape.

Cleansing the soul and moving again, this person is dying.

No problem, I clapped my hands and looked at the Ape King.

"You want me to be like him?" the Ape King pointed to the corpse that had fallen to the ground.

"It's casual. I hastened to say.

"Come on, then. The Ape King glared at me.

"Do you have any requirements?" I leaned over and asked the Ape King, "I have to ask my opinion."

Very manly, very strong, very masculine!

Well, look at you.

A moment later, amid the screams of the Ape King, we ended the Ape King's plastic surgery activities.

Very successful, a typical man, and a rough man, very much in line with the temperament of the king of apes. A head embodies the resolute, violent, and irritable character of the ape king to the fullest.

The king of apes smiled, and even said, very good, this is the feeling he wants.

Made, that look is not much different from a monkey.

At this point, this matter, all things are over, our group is smiling again, whether it is the king of apes or us, they are all elated, the king of apes even can't wait to run towards the nearest city, the reason is very simple, to let the people in the underworld get familiar with his new shape as soon as possible.

The Ape King walked out first, and everyone looked at the back of the Ape King, and they actually sweated in their hearts.

"That, barely a Mediterranean hairstyle, are you sure, does the Ape King like it?" Tsing Yi whispered beside me, his finger vaguely pointing at the Ape King's head.

"You don't understand, macho men are like this, because of exercise, so the male hormone secretion is excessive, resulting in hair loss, the more severe the loss, the more fierce. I said.

"Male hormones? What's that?"

This is not easy to explain, but you will know it when you get to the world. I patted Tsing Yi on the shoulder and chased after the Ape King.

The more he lost his hair, the more fierce he became? Tsing Yi reached out and touched his hair without a trace.

How fierce? Where is it fierce? A light flashed in Tsing Yi's eyes, and his body moved, chasing after me and the Ape King.

The nearest city is not too far away either, and in less than a day, we are already standing in front of the gates of this tiny city.

The appearance of the crowd is really enough to pull the wind, so our arrival has also attracted the attention of the guards of the city.

However, looking at the gaze of those Yin soldiers, it seems that they are more focused on the ape king, and even a little déjà vu.

What's going on? We look at the Ape King.

The Ape King pointed his finger at his head.

I see, it seems that the test object was caught in this city.

The action of the ape king was naturally seen clearly by the Yin soldiers guarding the city, and after a Yin soldier was slightly stunned, a light flashed in his eyes, and then he quickly whispered a few words to a Yin soldier who was obviously the leader of the team next to him.

Then, a miraculous thing happened, the Yin soldiers who were supposed to carefully examine us suddenly seemed to be sleepy, standing or sitting, they all dozed off, even if they were not sleepy, they all looked up at the sky, at an angle of forty-five degrees, with a melancholy face.