When the earth element and the demon were fighting each other fiercely, they were suddenly attacked by a group of elements behind them, which the earth element itself did not know, so it can be said that it was completely pitted, in fact, even a few elemental ancestors did not know, because this matter was decided by several elemental dukes in private, of course, these archdukes would not be stupid to give their own orders, but sent some knighthood elements that were polluted after absorbing evil energy to order indiscriminate fire.

Anyway, when the time comes, when asked, just put the responsibility directly on these polluted elements who have been appointed as the front-line commanders of the elements, in fact, I have to say that although the cooperation between the various elements is still relatively solid, but the earth element, which is more dull, is obviously not among them, because it is usually too dull, and often does things behind closed doors, although the wind of the earth element is much better than the dark element and the like, but it is also the type of person who is more excluded, and if it is not good at communicating with people, then it will naturally be isolated！

So this time, the direct earth element was stabbed in the back by his own people without getting any news, but unfortunately these own people don't understand! Once an honest person is angry, it is definitely more difficult to deal with than anyone else, because as long as the honest man's anger is still there, no one knows what crazy things he will do.

Therefore, when attacked from behind, many earth elements were stunned for a moment, and then some of the people who reacted quickly immediately turned their heads in anger and roared loudly at the rear, the language of the elements, obviously the knife they stabbed in the back was definitely more painful than anything else, so many angry elements even ignored their own enemies, and after thinking about the fact that they were betrayed by their own people, they immediately turned their heads and killed to the rear, no way, the earth element is such a tendon, what should I do if I was betrayed and attacked by a sneak attack?

The earth element directly turned around and told them with his fist that if he didn't coax, he would be g.an!

So soon the front line was chaotic, some of the brainless earth elements were still fighting with the demons, and some of the earth elements couldn't turn around if they wanted to, and they continued to attack the demons if they were broken, and the other part of the earth elements turned back angrily and killed the other elements, but unfortunately most of them fell, after all, the other elements are not fools, so they naturally guard against it!

(Today's work is super unhappy, customers come to apply for cards, we are forced to give customers mandatory to open all kinds of things, really I feel that this is in the forced buy and sell ah! Since the customer doesn't want it on the spot, how can you call it, really, the more disgusting this job is, the more boring it is!)

It's thundering again, it's withdrawn!

1. The roommate is an antique person, going to bed early and getting up early, not eating junk food, playing games, and looking at mobile phones, especially reading books, only reading paper.

I'm curious: aren't eBooks more convenient?

Him: Paper, good feel, ink fragrance, turn a few pages, help sleep!

2. I saw a girl on the school road, and I accosted her and said: Beauty, you are also a freshman!

Sister paper said with a smile in her eyes: No, I'm a junior.

I said, "Oh ... It turned out to be a senior sister, just looking at your skin, I thought you were just after military training like me.

3. When I was in middle school, I liked a girl in my class, and I wanted to pursue her, but I didn't know how to chase her, so I tried to help her.

So, I went to pull the valve core of her bike.

When she got out of school, she found that the car was out of gas, and I kindly helped her replace the valve core.

She seemed to realize something, so she asked me, "How can you have a valve core in your pocket?"

I'm in a circle...

4. When I was playing ball with my classmates just now, an aunt who was collecting bottles came over.

Auntie: "Young man, you water bottle... ”

Me: "Take this water bottle, I don't want it." ”

Auntie took the water bottle and said, "I mean, you're too good at this level." ”

I...

5. I went to the same school to borrow review materials, her family happened to be having dinner, and I loved to eat braised pork, so I swallowed my saliva angrily. . .

When my classmates handed me the information, I hurriedly said: I don't eat, I don't eat...

I may be fired, but today the female boss came to work without makeup, and I said to her: Hey, the new girl, pour a glass of water for labor and management!

2. When I graduated from college, a girl I had a crush on for two years came to me to borrow money to pay off the tuition loan, and then I fooled my parents into taking more than 8,000 yuan to lend her, and now, four years have passed, not only did she not pay me back the 8,000 yuan, but now I have to hand over my monthly salary to her.

3. There is an aunt in the store today, who wants more soil and more soil, and is fat, and there is a strong smell on her body, I covered my nose to help her finish the whole process. . .

She was very satisfied, and gave me a tip of 200 yuan, you said that she is so beautiful, even if she is so generous, she is simply my goddess...

4. How much money did he give you, and how much did he make you do such a shameful thing?"

"Money is not the key, the important thing is that I am a shameless person. ”

5. After finishing the fight, I talked about divorce with my wife. Later, when we talked about who the house belonged to, we were red-faced and red-eared, and we didn't give an inch, and we almost fought...

Later, I slowly calmed down and smoked a cigarette. After thinking about it carefully, after all, it has been so many years of ups and downs, what if I let her go down as a big man, the house belongs to her, anyway, we haven't bought it yet!

6. When I met my crush, I came forward to greet her.

She said to me mercilessly, "Why aren't you dead yet?"

Suddenly, my heart couldn't help but sigh to the sky: "God, there are still girls who care about my life and death these days." "All of a sudden, I found my purpose to live again.

7. I went to the chain store, found the salesperson and said, "I bought a *** from you last month, but the size was a little smaller." ”

"Sir, please pull up your pants first. ”

1. Watching others catch fish all morning, I found that I really have no patience.

2. Invite guests to dinner, I arrived alone, and the others haven't gone out yet, maybe this is like a turtle.

3. The butterfly effect: A girl was born 200 kilometers away more than 20 years ago, which caused me to wash the dishes after eating every day 20 years later.

4. I don't dare to step on the scale in front of others, for fear of being ridiculed by them for always weighing two people, because... I still have you in my heart.

5. Summer is my favorite season, I saw a lot of beautiful women on the street, and slowly fantasized that one of them fell in love with me at first sight, and then we fell in love, met our parents, got married, had children, and then, I hit the telephone pole and got on the !!

6. Today, I met a classmate from elementary school, and he asked me how I was doing. How much is the salary, what is the car? I said that the monthly income is about 3,000, I used to drive Suteng, then Magotan later, then Crown, now BMW 740, the boss makes money, I have a good car to drive!

7. I hate flattery the most in my life, and I have a colleague Xiao Wang who is such a person, who entered the company later than me, and now it is my leader...

Alas, I just noticed that there are not many cigarettes in Director Wang's cigarette box, so I have to hurry up and buy a pack... Also, his dog seems to have given birth, and I have to buy some nutritional products on the weekend to see...