Chapter 99: Abuse the dog all the way
"Don't sleep, everyone, wake up, our tour group, there is still an hour to Shennongyuan." ”
"After arriving in Shennongyuan, everyone should not run around, especially single women, they really have to have a snack. ”
"If this is captured by a savage to be a wife, or something, then there will be a bunch of little savages?"
Hearing the female guide's warning, the tourists in the bus immediately burst into laughter, which was also too mysterious.
There are wild people infested, which has almost become another label of Shennongyuan, and has successfully attracted tourists from all over the country.
As for whether there are savages in Shennongyuan, although some people have taken photos, this is still a mystery.
The bus was driving along the mountain road, bumpy all the way, and many tourists had already vomited, which was really sinful.
In order to arouse the atmosphere in the bus, the female tour guide stood up again, opened her throat and said:
"But you're okay, it's all one-on-one, and men must take care of their female tickets. ”
"In that place in Shennongyuan, good cabbage will not be arched by pigs, but you must be careful of being arched by savages. ”
"Huh...... The one with the monkey mask said that you love to sleep so much, no wonder you don't have a girlfriend. ”
"Don't worry if you don't have a girlfriend, this time you come to Shennongyuan for a trip, you look for a chance to take a female savage home. ”
As soon as these words came out, a burst of laughter broke out again in the bus, and everyone's eyes turned to Sun Monkey.
Leaning on the bus seat and closing his eyes, Feng Chen finally opened his eyes when he heard the laughter around him.
However, he didn't speak, just flapped his head and conveyed his embarrassing situation to the rest of the bus.
And the Sun Monkey mask he wore on his face made everyone in the bus unable to see his true face.
As the female tour guide said, there are pairs of men and women on the bus, but Fengchen is a single dog, which is really heart-wrenching.
After signing up for a tour group and taking a bus from the imperial capital to Wubei City, he didn't know how much critical damage he received.
It's okay that these little couples don't speak, as long as they open their mouths, it is equivalent to turning on the dog abuse mode:
M: Baby, what are you looking at?
F: Watch Brother Chen's previous live broadcasts.
M: It's just that front-line anchor Feng Chen, right? It's a pity, God is jealous of the talent, and he died young, it's a pity.
F: Since watching Brother Chen's live broadcast, I haven't even watched Korean dramas, and now I always feel that there is something missing in life.
Man: Baby, you still have me, I am by your side every day, silently guarding you in the wind and rain.
Female (with a look of disdain): Just you?
Male (smirks weirdly): I can compare with Brother Chen in that aspect!
Female (with a disdainful face): Brother Chen hasn't been around for an hour, and he can't stop at all, what about you?
Male (looking confused): Cut ...... Have you experienced it?
Female (annoyed and angry): I really want to experience it with Brother Chen, and all kinds of postures are unlocked.
Feng Chen: Puff...... A mouthful of old blood almost spurted out.
When he came back to his senses and looked at the mountains and mountains outside the car window, Feng Chen couldn't help but feel a little lonely in his heart.
The world is so big, I thought I wasn't alone on the road of adventure, but now I'm still walking alone.
Han Yanxi has already gone to Shennongyuan, and it is very likely that she is carrying a death soul box, and the motive is unknown.
Last night, Dr. Malatang was also taken away by those four people, and he still has no whereabouts.
The blood of pure yin and the cold stone of Longjing are all ready, and the blood of pure yang is in Dr. Malatang's body.
But now that the two of them are missing, if they want to unlock the secret of the Dead Soul Box itself, they can only slow it down first.
The bus stopped at a large square, which was surrounded by mountains on three sides and rows of stone steps sprawling up.
The mountains on three sides of the square are undulating, and the mountains are lush with trees, and there are green bamboos and pines dotted with them.
As soon as the bus stopped, the female guide waved a small flag again and began to shout:
"It's here, it's here, it's time to get off, the one with the monkey mask, wake up, keep up with the team. ”
Feng Chen was startled by the female tour guide and woke up, and was the last to get off the bus and slowly follow the team.
It's late autumn, the weather is cool, and young men and women make up the majority of those who travel.
As far as the eye can see, this large square is bustling with people, hawkers, and jugglers.
I don't know if the local tourism department is negligent in management, and there are still professional beggars in this large square.
But now people are well-informed, and there is no overflow of sympathy for these beggars, and only occasionally a coin is tossed.
I followed the female guide along the way, looked east and west, didn't see much of the scenery, and was always taken shopping.
Those souvenirs, exquisite jewelry, Feng Chen is not interested, and he has no girlfriend, so it is a waste to buy it.
No, he was despised by the female tour guide along the way, saying that he wore a monkey mask because he was ugly.
In addition to being despised by the tour guide, Fengchen has also become a super light bulb for those little couples in the tour group:
"Sun Dasheng, please take a photo with us. ”
"Sun Monkey, please go and buy a chestnut for us. ”
"Wukong, I'm tired of being a teacher, you can help a bowl of rice for your teacher. ”
"Brother Monkey, please help me carry the bag, and besides, my girlfriend is tired, please help me carry it. ”
"M~MP, you can't satisfy your girlfriend, do you need me to help?" Feng Chen was so angry that he really wanted to scold.
But considering his personal image and not revealing his identity, he still gritted his teeth and endured it if he could.
"Don't miss it when you pass by, the wild man you just caught, it's still alive, let's take a look." ”
"There are more than 3,000 years of records of savages, and there were savages captured in the Western Zhou Dynasty and presented to King Cheng of Zhou......."
With the sound of gongs and drums, coupled with a rather distinctive shouting, many people are attracted to it.
"Caught a wild man?" Driven by intense curiosity, Feng Chen followed the sound to a large tent.
After paying the required 50 yuan, he also followed into the big tent, but soon found out that he had been deceived.
It is said that the wild man has a protruding forehead, a whole body of fur, and a tall individual, and is a high-level primate that can walk semi-upright.
But the so-called wild people in the tent are just humans dressed up as gorillas in animal fur.
"Can there be more sincerity and less routines in the world?" sighed a few words, and Feng Chen decisively walked out of the tent.
He doesn't bother to care about this kind of thing, the 50 yuan should be used as a lesson, it's not easy to come out and mix.
Getting rid of the female tour guide who looked down on people, Feng Chen found a place, summoned the Demon Eye, and asked in a low voice:
"Have you ever scanned any traces of Han Yanxi, or Dr. Malatang's traces? Imperial Glory is fine. ”
"Sorry, master, I didn't find any trace of these people, so I re-scanned them. ”
"Okay!" Feng Chen sighed, biting his lower lip as he thought about what might happen.
The total area of Shennongyuan is 3253km?, and the scanning radius of the Demon Eye is 600 meters.
Under such a huge disparity, to find out a person in Shennongyuan is really a bit like looking for a needle in a haystack.
"Report to the owner, discover a new target, lock the location!"
"Who?"
"Emperor crocodile!"