Chapter 439: Xiang Bei Dao Chang (II)
Hao Pang also came back soon, and when he came back, he scolded and scolded in his mouth, Xiang Bei asked him what was wrong, just to get some soil, who made him angry?
Hao Pang threw a bag of soil on the ground: "Sir, let me tell you, as for the potatoes, I grabbed him with a knife, and I shed my hand oil, I didn't see a drop of blood, and I didn't wake up from a big sleep." ”
"You poked your stomach?"
"Ah, yes, but then I cut my leg, and it took three slashes to wake it up, and this guy slept all day and night, and slept out of the realm. ”
"That's too fat, there's something wrong with your body, fat man, you should lose weight quickly. I suspect you can't find a chicken. ”
"Hehe, sir, this is a bad word, if I can't find it, why are you a boy in this house. ”
Saying that, Hao Pang gave him a night pot: "No one has used it, you hurry up." ”
Xiang Bei asked them to turn around.
Neither of them looked at him, Xiang Bei picked up the night pot, tried it and said no, there is no atmosphere of peeing here.
Hao Pang asked him what kind of atmosphere he wanted?
"Thatched cottages. ”
"Then you go to the thatched house. ”
"The hut is so filthy that I'm afraid it will stain my urine. ”
"Then I'll whistle to you, and I'll play the tune of the long stream. ”
Hao Pang whistled, and soon a loud sound came, Xiang Bei squinted his eyes and looked comfortable: "It works, fat man, you whistle so well, it makes me have a picture of a gurgling stream in my mind, there is a level." ”
After Xiang Bei finished soaking in urine, the night pot was handed to Feng Yilei: "First put the dog's blood and stir it well, then put the soil, and finally use the ash to adjust, just be slimy, don't be too dry, don't be too thin." ”
Feng Yilei pinched his nose: "Third brother, I think the fat man doesn't seem to have anything to do." ”
"Then you can find him again, and I'll give it to you anyway." After Xiang Bei finished speaking, the night pot stuffed his hand and continued to paint his own paintings.
Hao Pang pretended to be stupid and came to Xiang Bei's side: "Sir, the paintings of small grains are better than yours." ”
"Don't spread rumors, spread rumors and create thunder. Xiao Lili is my apprentice, and it is not yet the time for the blue to come out of the blue. ”
The fat man chatted with Xiang Bei, Feng Yilei shook his head helplessly, and began to live in the mud.
After he got the mud done, Xiang Bei told him not to be depressed, and his life would be worse than him next. As he spoke, he picked up some with a stick and began to draw runes on the wall.
Hao Pang looked distressed: "Sir, you said you were going to wipe it on the wall, let's change the room, this is the main hall of my rich manor." ”
"What's wrong with the main hall, I'm not angry. Xiang Beicai didn't care about that, painted them on all four walls, and then asked Hao Pang to bring wine.
Hao Pang handed the wine over, and Xiang Bei directly splashed the winged bird drawn on the door, took out the igniter, and lit it all before the wine came down. The Winged Bird's body lit up, and suddenly the Winged Bird came to life, fluttered down from the door, and then rattled and screamed for a while, and the two worked together, one with one left foot and one with the other right, ran from the ground to the mask, and finally plunged into it and disappeared.
Feng Yilei asked a few meanings, didn't you say that this thing could fly?
Xiang Bei scratched his head: "Maybe there is a mistake in the record on the tree, maybe they can't fly." But it's certainly not my problem. ”
Feng Yilei shook his head in disbelief with Hao Fat, and at this time, the mask on the table suddenly jumped up, and then it was as if he was alive, shouting some strange words in his mouth, and no one could understand it.
Hao Pang slapped it down; "What are you shouting?" ”
The mask was slapped back on the table, and suddenly a crack appeared, and finally it burst open, and a black gas came out of it, directly into the wall, and the runes drawn with mud on the wall flashed with silver light, and the black gas flew out again, and then drilled into the other wall, and the result was still the same.
Xiang Bei drew a soul talisman on the table without hurry, and asked Hao Pang where the jade sword he had prepared?
Hao Pang said no, he didn't let him prepare this, Feng Yilei can prove it.
Feng Yilei nodded, indeed not.
Xiang Bei took the feather duster: "Then use this, it shouldn't be in the way, Banlazi Taoist, use this as standard." ”
Xiang Bei recited the soul collection spell in his mouth, and the feather duster was inserted under the soul talisman at once, and then he didn't pick it up, and he still didn't pick it up again.
Pat his forehead and throw away the feather duster: "I'd better grab it with my hands." ”
grabbed it, threw the soul talisman into the air, and shouted loudly: "The evil soul Hugh wants to escape again, quickly enter my talisman." ”
A small piece of soul power that hit the wall suddenly flew into the soul talisman, Xiang Bei grabbed it, put on a good-looking shape, and signaled that it was done.
Hao Pang frowned: "Sir, let me follow the wind and ask a little question, since you can also use your hand, why do you still use a feather duster?"
Hearing this question, Xiang Bei didn't say anything: "Isn't it just for the sake of looking good, whose Taoist priest practices it is to grasp it directly, if it is a flat sword, I won't pick it up, all of a sudden, how handsome." ”
Feng Yilei and Hao Pang were speechless, and at this time, the winged bird also came out of the torn mask, and stepped on the mask again, only then did it quack, swayed back to the door, and turned into a pattern again.
Hao Pang picked up a fragment of a mask: "Sir, the words on it are gone." ”
"Normal, those are not written casually, only the witchcraft can exist if it is fully operational, and if the witchcraft is destroyed, it will be destroyed. Xiang Bei said and folded the soul talisman and put it in his backpack for later use.
Feng Yilei said: "Sir, I think you are painting a disabled duck, and the sound is the same." ”
"That's just a duck disguised, and the guy is naughty. Xiang Bei didn't say that he didn't do a good job, and he insisted on finding a reason.
Hao Pang followed the trend and thundered, naturally he didn't believe it, what the hell, it's messy, I really wonder if the Taoist technique can succeed without such rigor, is it because he stepped on shit luck.
Xiang Bei told the two of them to go to sleep quickly, and tomorrow we will see how I catch the mastermind behind them.
The two of them didn't say much more, let him rest early, and then went back to their rooms.
Xiang Bei also left the lobby and looked up at the bright moon in the sky: "It's so late again, why don't you let me rest when you come back from the battle." If I had the motivation to work on Earth, I would have bought a house and a car. ”
Xiang Bei regretted not working hard at the beginning.
The night passed quickly, and early the next morning, Yu Miaomiao took the sword and returned it to Xiang Bei: "Sir, what did you get last night?"
Xiang Bei wanted to play with the little girl when he saw it, and told him that last night, he tied up the mask with his brother and the wind and thunder, and beat her for an hour, to vent his anger for her.
Yu Miaomiao laughed: "Then thank you, sir, I can imagine that picture, three big fools, fighting around a mask, hahaha." ”
She is also quite good at chatting, and Chu pity came from behind: "Xiao Miaomiao is right, it is three big fools, Xiao Miaomiao, you didn't go to the main hall to see, you will know what these three big fools have done." ”
"What's wrong with the main hall?" Yu Miaomiao asked, running towards the main hall, seeing that the walls were full of mud, and asked them if they were such adults, would they still play with mud?
Xiang Bei said no, saying that it was a masterpiece that Xiao Lili got up early in the morning to make.
Yu Miaomiao pouted: "Sir, you even have to dump the pot as a child, Xiao Lili slept with me, and he hasn't gotten up yet." ”
Yu Miaomiao ruthlessly exposed his lies. This is a group of teasers, who make a fuss in the morning.