Chapter 57: Transformers

Life is a big cycle, today you are a grandson, tomorrow I am a grandfather, today you are a short and poor, tomorrow I am rich and handsome, today you are a forgiveness, tomorrow I am the king next door.

It's so subtle, it's so profound.

I remember a few years ago, I was still a depressed black second generation, after experiencing the catastrophe, now I can see people with a discerning eye to change the fate of others. But what I never expected was that while I changed others, I also inadvertently changed myself......

The so-called day is not seen as every other three autumns, and a night is not seen as every other dimension.

Last night I lost my mind for a while, and promised to give Bubbles to Wan Pei as a maid, but I didn't expect him to leave early the next morning and come to wake me up.

"Master~"

"Hold J8 and call me master!"

"How can this be, Lord Commander warns people, be a woman... To be a manservant, you must standardize the language, so people ......"

"Hold J8 and call himself a family!"

"Alright~"

"It's time to hold J8!"

"The breakfast of love is ready~ The owner should get up quickly, clean underwear at the door, remember to change into yo~"

"You put on your own clothes first, and then worry about me!"

Bubbles dressed as a maid was scolded by me all morning, and finally pretended to be ashamed and left the bedroom.

I dare to get up, the plot of this Nima morning is too complicated, I thought it was a dream, and I was so scared that my physiological reactions were disordered.

In the past, when I was serving me, I often showed off a morning erection or something, but today I was bubbled up, not to mention morning erection, I almost shrunk the sun.

Out of the bedroom in a huff, I howled at the top of my throat: "Xiuzhi'er, uncle's come out for Lao Tzu!"

There was a rush of footsteps, and Wanpei, who was dressed in a cotton jacket and cotton pants, ran in and asked me, "What's the matter?" I'll sort out the list of today's martial arts competition, isn't it arranged for Bubbles to serve you? You call him if you have something in the future~"

Wan Pei was about to run away after speaking, but I grabbed the twisted braid and dragged her in.

Wanpei was dragged by me and shouted: "Hair, hair, hair~~"

I threw her on the couch, "What do you mean?"

Wan Pei straightened her braids: "What do you mean?"

"What do you mean by you dressing up bubbles like that, and letting him disgust me early in the morning?!! Almost scared me into hormonal mutations, do you know what?! I want to destroy what I can't get?!"

Wanpei pouted and disagreed: "I am teaching according to my aptitude, bubbles are tall, fair-skinned, with soft hair and sweet face, and I am the most perfect pseudo-girl." ”

I'm right, he's got a lot of hair, he's got a lot of hair, and I've been to the toilet with him, and he's got a big cock.

Wanpei's eyes lit up: "Yes, right, so it's the perfect pseudo-girl."

"But the point is that I don't like the pseudo-mother~ The perfection in your eyes is all sissy washing and blowing scissors in my eyes, can we stop making trouble, can't we let him go back and disgust others!"

"No, people are short of helpers. Wan Pei crossed her hands, and her chest was too plump, and she was gently shaken twice by her arm.

Playing with seduction again, I could only make concessions: "Otherwise, can you let him wear normal clothes?" and then let him join the headquarters to cooperate with your work, don't let him interfere in housekeeping, I really can't stand it." ”

Wan Pei's lips pursed, and her lips were pointed and cute: "You don't let me wear the beautiful clothes I wrapped, and I can't give them to others to wear? ”

This time, I kind of understood, it turned out to be playing tricks with me.

"Okay, you're admirable, I'm most annoyed by other people's routines, but this time I'll admit it! As long as you don't let bubbles disgust me, I don't care what you wear in the future!"

Wanpei squinted at me and smiled, "Really?"

"Really!"

"Long live~~~" Wan Pei jumped up from the sofa with a cheer and threw herself into my arms: "The master is the best and the best~ Come and eat~ People made you a love omelette, you are obedient, I will prepare the car~"

After saying that, Wan Pei ran out with a grin, leaving me alone. The hug that I just admired was cured of the physiological reaction that was scared by the bubbles in the morning, thank you, doctor!

After breakfast, when I went downstairs, Wang Shixiong's security team had already assembled and formed a guard formation around my monster truck. Bubbles changed into a black tuxedo manservant costume and sat in the driver's seat.

Wan Pei sat on the front cover of the monster truck, she wore a pair of sunglasses, and she was wearing a special combat uniform with the same style as mine, although she still couldn't stop the hot body, but this was already taking into account the overall situation.

Seeing me come out, Wanpei jumped out of the car and saluted me: "Alliance leader!"

I smiled and walked over: "If people want to speak, they will blink an eye~"

Wan Pei also replied with a smile: "For the clothes in the bag, it's worth it~ Ahem! Alliance leader, this is the new driver assigned by the headquarters for you." ”

I boarded the monster truck: "Let's go, go to the complex." ”

Bubbles: "......"

I looked at him: "Hey, drive~"

Bubbles: "......"

"Hey!"

“......”

"Drive!"

“......”

"Xiuzhi'er, what's the matter with this person?"

"The dream is shattered~" Wanpei in the back seat sighed, and then patted Bubbles on the shoulder: "Don't be too disappointed, I'll send you ten sets of boutique women's clothes back, which can be regarded as making up for regrets~"

Bubbles looked back with teary eyes: "Is it okay to give a few more pairs of stockings?"

Wan Pei glanced at me, and then nodded: "I'll give you ten too, and you're not allowed to wear it in public~"

"Well, if I wear it, I'll put on trousers outside~ Can I give some more depilatory cream?"

Wan Pei was anxious: "What a perfect pseudo-mother without body hair!"

Bubbles sighed, as if they had an understanding.

Bubbles were finally calmed down, and the convoy was able to move normally.

Boarding the parade platform of the comprehensive building, all teams on the competition field have all been in place.

"Salute~~~~"

The squad leader on duty in the command position shouted loudly, and 2,000 people saluted the Young Pioneers of our line, and the scene was quite shocking. I also returned a salute casually, although it was awkward, there was no way, everyone understands this atmosphere, either return the salute, or lead a dance of radio gymnastics, and I can't dance......

Each team brought it back, and the participants entered the preparation area.

Today's jousting event is the Special Combat Gatling 1000-meter rapid fire. A total of 30 people signed up for the competition, only one-tenth of yesterday's, the reason is first of all because the number of people equipped with special operations Gatling is small, only 6 teams of students, and the other is that the operation of this firearm is more difficult, and the daily training can already distinguish the obvious level, and there are only these twenty or thirty people who have the ability to excel, as for those who are not at the same level, no one wants to be embarrassed in front of the whole league, and there is no participation award......

The 30 players were divided into ten groups of 3 people each.

In the competition, the trainees had to use 1,000 rounds of ammunition to smash 20 target disks distributed 1,000 meters away and within 100 meters within two minutes. The winner is the one who smashes all the targets in the shortest time, and the loss of ammunition is not included in the score.

The rules of the competition for each event are formulated according to the characteristics of different firearms, and the characteristics of special warfare Gatling are large-scale fire suppression, which has high requirements for the accuracy of firepower explosion in a short period of time, and there is no practical significance in saving ammunition, so it is not included in the results.

Wan Pei drew out 3 students to participate in the first round of the competition, and the 3 people were brought into the venue by the referee, and then determined the position and the position of their respective target targets, after all, 1000 meters away, 20 target disks are different from high and low angles.

The parade platform is located at a high level, so you don't need to use a telescope to see everything on the scene.

Wan Pei wore a pair of leather gloves that looked quite murderous, and when she saw that the students were ready, she raised her hand and waved it gently, and the referee immediately blew the whistle for the start of the game.

It may be that the news that I focused on some of the players spread out yesterday, but the three players in the first round today did not hesitate at all, and at the moment when they heard the whistle, they all picked up the fierce special operations Gatling machine guns and swept towards the distant target!

The two students in the No. 1 and No. 2 positions were relatively normal, and their whole bodies trembled violently from the huge recoil, but it can be seen from the stable swallowing state of the muzzle fire snake that they controlled the trajectory very well. But something was not quite right with the student in the third position, and as soon as he pulled the trigger, he drew everyone's attention.

It was a thin and small boy, like a young child, at most one meter four meters tall, and his weight could be sixty or seventy pounds at most, and if the special combat Gatling was erected, he would be a head taller than him.

It's such a little man, the moment he pulled the trigger, he was actually pushed flying by the huge recoil of Special Warfare Gatling!

Yes, yes, yes, it's not a pushdown, it's a special flight directly!

Wan Pei and Wang Shixiong shouted at the same time to be careful, and blocked in front of me one after another, and the other security personnel immediately retreated into various passages to prevent anyone from entering and leaving. This is a security protection plan made by Wan Pei, and the plan will be activated once there is any situation that threatens me in the competition.

"Get out of the way. ”

"But ......"

"Look, it's not as simple as you think. ”

The so-called connoisseur knows if there is one as soon as he makes a move, I have seen many advanced martial arts and immortal techniques in the Xianxia world, and my vision is not ordinarily high, the moment the little man was shocked to fly, I noticed that he was deliberately controlling the recoil.

It was a kind of ingenious control, otherwise it could only be shaken down, and it was impossible to use the recoil to hover in mid-air like now, like a helicopter, sweeping down the target disks 1,000 meters away one by one. When he encounters a target plate with an inappropriate angle, he stops shooting and lowers the altitude, or deliberately tilts the shooting angle to adjust the bearing, and the action is fast and smooth.

I've only seen this in pirated movies!

Because the angle of high altitude is conducive to a wide field of vision, coupled with accurate marksmanship, it only took the little student 30 seconds to complete the shooting, which is a miracle!

Where is this still a human, it's clearly a humanoid helicopter.

"Bring him here!" I excitedly pointed at the little man and shouted, "Bring me this Transformer!!"