Li Haowen asked curiously: "Xiao Shen, what are you doing, are you a writer?"

"Hahahaha, how is it possible, writers are all wise and witty, how can they be the same as me. Shen Qingming said modestly, "I can't hide it, I'm engaged in folk work now." ”

"Folklore work?" Li Haowen said, "Xiao Shen, do you know the funeral process?"

"The funeral process?" Shen Qingming said, "I don't know much, but my boss should know everything about it." ”

"I didn't use the idiom indiscriminately this time. Xiling muttered quietly.

"Is it possible to leave his phone number for a moment? If I could, I would like to entrust him with something. Li Haowen said, "Although it is not very troublesome, I still ask for your help." ”

How can there be a reason not to do business at the door, Shen Qingming naturally left Yang Xu's mobile phone number happily, and boasted that his entrustment would be discounted by 10%. It's a big deal to increase the original price to double one point and then discount, Yang Xu never trades at a loss.

Shen Qingming took out a small notebook and asked, "Can you talk about the content of the commission first?"

Li Haowen recalled: "I am not actually from the city, and I have been living in Niujia Village under the jurisdiction of Qincheng when I was a child. At that time, my parents were outsiders, and they were very bullied in the local area, and since I went to elementary school, my parents went to the south to work together to make money, and they were even more helpless. Adults don't do anything to you on the surface, those kids are not polite, and it is already the most common thing to bully you in a group, stuffing you into a sewage can, throwing your food in the garbage can, and letting you treat them as cattle and horses, these are all considered their kindness. ”

Lynn held his hand distressedly, Li Haowen smiled relievedly, and patted the back of Lynn's hand. "Children don't know what's good or what's bad, they just do what they want," he said. So I don't resent them, and I don't care about our classmates. ”

"It's fine if you're okay. Lynn said.

"Hahahaha, what can I do, if I see those boys in the past, I will not be satisfied until I punch them down one by one. Li Haowen said, "The reason why I train the muscles of this body is not just a hobby, but also the last guarantee for me to feel safe." ”

He paused, looked at Lynn and said, "Now, it's time for you to feel safe." ”

Lynn turned her head and said, "Who needs the protection of you without a brain?"

Li Haowen touched her hand dotingly, and continued: "Of course, there are still good people in the village, the village chief took good care of me when I was a child, and those children often helped me out when they bullied me. He also helped me in life, often gave me some snacks or something, and the village chief at that time was just like my grandfather. Later, I went to school and left Niujia Village, never going back, and since then my childhood life has been cut off. Until three days ago, the people in the village told me that the village chief had recently passed away and wanted to invite me back to attend the funeral. In this way, I can rest assured that the village chief can leave with peace of mind. ”

Shen Qingming said: "Accumulating virtue during life is far more important than picking a good feng shui place to bury after death, no matter how good feng shui is, it can't purify the hearts of the wicked, and no matter how bad feng shui is, it can't ruin the reputation of a good person." Feng Shui matters, Brother Li doesn't need to pay so much attention to it, the village chief is so good to you, you still miss the village chief's kindness, and it can also be regarded as the village chief's blessing. ”

Shen Qingming also wanted to help Li Haowen save some money, and the reason was undoubtedly that Li Haowen's remarks just now moved him. People like Lin Sheng can take a little more money, Li Haowen is a good man who knows how to repay his kindness, Shen Qingming can't bear to send him to Yang Xu to pay IQ tax.

After listening to his words, Li Haowen shook his head seriously and said: "This is something that a man should do, not a matter of not worrying about money." ”

It seems that good words are difficult to persuade damn ghosts, I can only help you get here, Shen Qingming sighed regretfully.

"Wow, senior sister, you're lucky, if I'm looking for a boyfriend, I want to find a manly person like Howen. Xiling said.

Lynn smiled and said, "He, there will always be no tendons in his mind, if you want to find this kind of boyfriend, you must be prepared to be a daughter-in-law and a mother." ”

Li Haowen pursed his lips disdainfully on the side and said, "I don't need you to worry about it for me, okay, I see that Ben San's people can't solve anything by themselves." ”

It's really a happy couple, Shen Qingming said that it is not easy to find such a suitable pair this year.

"How about Qingming, do you also tell a story?" Xiling proposed, "I told my senior sister about the pen fairy, and Brother Howen told him the story when he was a child, so you didn't tell the story alone." If there is no story at the tea party, it is very rude. ”

Shen Qingming summed it up, his activities in the Heavenly Master Realm can't be said to outsiders, it's too embarrassing to be stolen and the plan can't be said, it's too boring to say that he was admitted to university, and there really doesn't seem to be anything commendable in his life.

"Uh..... Otherwise, I'll tell you a stand-up comedy, right?" asked Shen Qingming.

Xiling protested: "Oh no! just listen to your story." ”

Shen Qingming had no choice but to add fuel to the story from the surrogacy company to the rescue of the child, the protagonist changed from himself to a police friend he knew, and the final boss also changed from Li Shui to a black-hearted human trafficker.

The other three people were amazed by this story, and Lynn asked, "Actually, this is your own story, right?"

Shen Qingming was noncommittal, just said: "It's just a story, you don't have to take it seriously." ”

Li Haowen looked at the late sky outside, and said, "Why don't we disperse today, and then we will catch up with the rush hour after a while, and it will be difficult to get home by then." Anyway, everyone is in Qincheng, and it is very convenient to contact each other, and some are time to get together. ”

Shen Qingming also means this, a woman's tea party is simply boring, and it is better to sit here and tell a story than to listen to a story.

Everyone packed up and prepared to go home, Li Haowen followed Lin En to go back first, leaving Shen Qingming and Xiling behind.

Shen Qingming hesitated for a moment and asked, "Do you want to ...... Why don't I send you back?"

She smiled smartly: "Yo, why did you suddenly open your mind today?"

Shen Qingming's face was full of black lines, and he said, "Just take it as my reward for you to send me a hairband." ”

"That's a hair accessory!"

"Good, good, hair accessories. ”