Volume 1 Hurry as a Law Xianxia World Chapter 242 Super God Liu Lao Liu
Liu Laoliu has disappeared for more than half a year, how can he see that this one by one is even bigger than the original reaction, and he said that a good time can heal all the pain?
Among the crowd, only Liu Chunyuan reacted aggressively, I can understand that Liu Laoliu not only cheated him out of his money, but also left the name Zhang Xiaofan. Originally, this was nothing, but Xichun, who had a close relationship with Liu Lao Liu a while ago, and Luo Fatzi, who had a PY deal with him, rose from ordinary masters to the fourth and fifth positions of the Xianxia Gang respectively.
Especially Luo Fatzi, everyone on the mountain knew that he used his natal magic weapon to exchange Liu Lao Liu for the ranking of the Xianxia List, but he didn't expect it to come true, which surprised the people who were holding back the jokes. Especially Jin Luan and other female dependents, they firmly believe that Liu Laoliu is a powerful true god, although they have all suffered his losses, it does not delay them to treat Liu Laoliu as a scum immortal.
So!
So Jin Luan insisted on using Liu Laoliu's name for her child - Zhang Xiaofan!
Don't talk about Liu Chunyuan, it's not awkward to change this matter, people are just drawing their swords today, and those who have a little less bearing ability have to kill themselves.
Faced with the out-of-control scene, I lied that it was a black mountain donkey passing by outside the hall just now, looked away, and then escaped into the back hall with.
"I'll fuck your uncle! Who do you say is the black mountain donkey? The sixth master himself is white, which makes you think, lick it or not?"
I walked around the back hall, nervous and excited, and asked, "Sixth Master, why did you contact me? Is it because of the salvation mission, where is my uncle Lei Gong?"
Liu Lao Liu snorted: "What's the matter? I know that I have offended the sixth master and want to find a thigh hug? Let me tell you, Lei Gong can't cover it!"
I know that Liu Lao Liu is angry for Bao's affairs, although he caused the Spring Palace to be a scourge at the beginning, but it is nothing to point out that the joy of spring, sending Ji Xiaoman and Zhu Xian'er to help me and other great favors, looking back, it is not authentic.
I laughed and flattered: "Wasn't it a joke at the beginning, you have a lot of adults, and you can really be angry with me, it's not the sixth master, the godfather !!"
"Puff~"
In the midst of his consciousness, Liu Lao Liu's laughter with a broken snot bubble came out, and I breathed a sigh of relief, this wave of festival exercises was successfully sold.
Liu Lao Liu said proudly: "Even if you kid recognizes your relatives, in fact, even if you don't rush to the Xichun girl, you won't suffer if you call me a godfather, and my friendship with your father is the same as that of a father and son!"
I said in my heart that I should call you Godbrother, but I just thought about it, and I didn't dare to bring it up, I know that Liu Laoliu's brain is different from normal and abnormal people.
I flattered: "Look at what you said, neither of us nor we rushed, and it is enough to talk about this family with personal friendship." ”
As soon as Liu Laoliu heard this, he immediately became angry: "I'll go to your uncle's, and you dare to submit an affair with me......?"
I didn't expect this Liu Lao Liu to hold a grudge, I can't let him turn this matter over, he has to diverge, but how can he fork it......
"Godfather!"
"Puff~"
It's so good.
I said godfather, did you contact me because of the salvation mission?
Liu Laoliu's tone carried a joyful aftertaste: "Yes, you are really fighting for your godfather, you have completed such a difficult task issued by Tiandao." ”
I'm not done, what's the point of arguing for him? I'm really going to put gold on my face.
There was a thought in my heart, and there was another word in my consciousness: "It was also done by luck with the help of Ji Xiaoman and the pig fairies, otherwise I would also be a numb paw." ”
Slipping whiskers and wearing high hats, these are all small routines, and I will come with them.
Liu Lao Liu was happy for a while, and praised me: "Yes, you kid is really good, tsk, pig fairy~ Why can't I think of such a good nickname~"
Don't I have any other merits worthy of your praise?
Liu Lao Liu coughed and said: "Let's get down to business first, kid, because you successfully completed the first stage of the task, the Heavenly Dao has rewarded you, and in the next stage, I will take over the work of Lei Gong's mentor, I wan uh... I'm optimistic about you~~"
I asked expectantly, "What is the reward given by the Heavenly Dao?" Invincible Divine Skill or Artifact Armor, I can accept it if I give it to a decent spirit beast." ”
Liu Lao Liu scolded: "Spirit beast, your uncle, do you think I can do it?!"
I was scolded inexplicably: "I mean the task reward of the Heavenly Dao, and I didn't mention that you are a spirit beast." ”
Liu Laoliu raised his voice and emphasized: "I am a spirit beast, bah bah!! I am the task reward given to you by the Heavenly Dao!"
"Clams?!"
"I will be your reward for replacing Lei Gong as your mission mentor!"
This... What is this reward?
I said that Lei Gongke deducted my reward and ran away, you are carrying the work for him.
Liu Lao Liu said with satisfaction: "Well, just look at this careful eye and make a big deal." Boy, let me tell you that the way of heaven can allow me to directly guide you in saving the world, that is the grace of heaven, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. ”
I seemed to have an understanding: "So you are older than Duke Lei in Heavenly Court?"
"Hehe, he can't be Lei Gong without me. ”
Yo, Lei Gong is in charge of the ascension of mortals, and Liu Lao Liu can actually lead his progress, this status must not be low.
I can tell from Liu Laoliu's words that he is not willing to reveal his specific position, and I don't plan to find out, in case he is a eunuch and a courtier next to the Jade Emperor, it will be embarrassing.
It's been talking for a long time, and seeing that Liu Laoliu's speaking style is too casual, I have to take the initiative to turn the topic on the right track.
"Let's get down to business, godfather......"
"Poof~ Hey, hey, hey, if you want to get down to business, don't call it so close, delay me from speaking and ventilating, just call the sixth master, and call it when it's nice and there's nothing serious. ”
I can't ask for it!
"Sixth Master, since Heavenly Dao will guide me as a reward, then you can guide and guide me, I am now blindfolded, if I want to save the Xianxia World and prevent its destruction, what should I do as the official savior?"
Liu Lao Liu listened to my question and hummed and chirped alone for a long time, and he didn't know whether he didn't understand or what, and only replied after a long time: "That's right, I can tell you about this matter, but it's really complicated, I can't understand it, I'll let you put together a draft and read it to you later, don't worry." ”
I said can I not be in a hurry, the previous layouts have been approved because of the inaccurate information, if you don't give me some accurate confidence, my task is easy to collapse!
Liu Lao Liu was also quite embarrassed: "It's not that I don't want to say it, the key is that I really don't understand, why don't I drink some? ”
I don't want to say it in my heart, I can't say anything if I don't drink it, and I can't be lost after drinking.
"Then let's also come to the same way of communication between me and Lei Gong, I'll ask you to answer. ”
Liu Lao Liuyi was happy: "This is okay, eh! But you are fast about this, I forgot that my psychic time is limited, and I am patronizing and bragging, and when I see that it is at the point, you can ask it quickly if you have any questions." ”
"I'm going to be big, isn't it, how much time do I have?"
"I'll see, huh...... Ten~~Nine~~Eight~~"
Wouldn't it, but just a little time?
I resisted the urge to squirt Liu Lao Liu, and hurriedly asked, "Is the threat of destroying the Xianxia World from the Demon Clan or the Qi Sect?!"
Liu Lao Liu replied: "Yes, yes, yes, it's them, Qi Sect or something, four~~three~~"
Finally knowing who my real enemy is, I said goodbye to Liu Laoliu: "I can only do this first, goodbye." ”
Liu Lao Liu: "Two~~one~~sixty~~fifty-nine~~fifty-eight, ah? There is still one minute, don't you ask something else?!"
Me: "......"
"Still there?"
"In ......"
"Ask fifty~~forty-nine~~~"
I smiled weakly: "Don't ask, you're busy." ”
Liu Lao Liu sighed: "That's it, I'll contact you if I have something, but I'm too busy and don't necessarily have time." If you are in a hurry, you can also call my divine sense, you remember the number, 666!"
It may be that the time limit is approaching, Liu Laoliu did not take the initiative to cut off the connection of divine consciousness after speaking, but waited to hang up automatically, and in the short silence, I clearly heard the sound of the staggered cups in my mind.
"Sixth brother, do one more!"
"Come on, I'm the sixth, no one is allowed to play tricks on me,!!"
, the Liu Lao Liu I said today is more unreliable than before, it turns out that he has already drunk it!
But fortunately, I left the phone, I guess he will call again when he is sober.
How many numbers are coming, yes, 666!
I snapped my fingers, and my heart suddenly became cold, how can this dial key have 6?!
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