Chapter 10: The Bonfire Sword Dance
I am well aware of the convenience of being a leader, and that authoritarianism and paternalism are sometimes really more efficient than democracy, and the benefits are often more lucrative.
The cent people's dog is going to come out and bark again at this time: Ah~ You used to be the suzerain, we didn't dare to squeak, but now you are not as good as a zongzi, don't you let us speak~ Democracy is good, democracy is the savior.
Fuck off, my middle school homeroom teacher is a cents dog, and he carried the school behind his back to conduct a democracy pilot in the class. For a week, she didn't keep a single assignment, and it was all canceled by voting. also created the myth of the collective early love of the whole class, because the ratio of men and women is not coordinated, there are too many men, and she forced out three pairs of and two pairs of polyandry.
She soon realized that something was wrong, she wanted to cancel democracy in the second week, but she didn't cancel it, the students were all democratic, how could anyone still come to class~
Our homeroom teacher summed up a profound life experience through this incident, and since then not only has she never mentioned democracy again, but also asked us to call her queen many times...... Later, after she was sent to a psychiatric hospital, she also dominated the party, leading a group of die-hard fans to fight against a strong man in the intensive care area who was full of natural curls and claimed to be the chief.
What I'm saying is that I don't know if democracy is good or not, but it certainly doesn't work in an immature environment.
Sometimes not only does democracy fail, but normal rules and laws also delay things.
Let's just talk about the end of this thousand machines, if I go through normal channels, I will definitely not be able to save it. This is different from Xianxia, where there are resources that can be used by me, I am either opportunistic, or clever tricks, not only can I use resources to develop, but also can drive the progress of my subordinates. But what about here? This is the end of the world when resources are exhausted, and under the restrictions of the rules, let alone development, I am prone to reverse growth.
The elder apparently understood this problem as well, so he, who had been a rigid sticker to his principles, also took up dictatorship in order to help me save the world, and abandoned the rules of the game that he once believed in as the truth.
In order to deal with a wide variety of novice players with different behaviors and behaviors, in the novice village, the elder who is the village chief is given great power to make appropriate adjustments to the mission system in his area of responsibility.
For example, if someone has a bad memory, forgets the task process, and is illiterate and can't understand the task interface, what should I do? The village chief has to cancel the task for him, and then reconnect it, so that he can listen to the NPC again to explain the task process. If he happens to come across a quest that can only be taken once, in order to ensure a fair gaming experience, he has to temporarily adjust the quest to open-ended, and then let the player retake it and experience the quest again.
Sometimes, when novice players gather to fight, which seriously affects other players to do tasks, he has to adjust the handover location of the mission, and transfer the NPC to a place that is not involved in the war, so that innocent players can do the task without being affected. Don't mention any safety zone to me, the safety zone can prevent you from being beaten, can prevent you from being scolded?
There are many similar privileges that the elders have always used with caution. But now the situation is different, Qianji has entered the end of the world, and his authority has played a very important role in promoting my development, not to mention that the system has long since collapsed, although the rules of the novice village are still there, and there has been no system program supervision for a long time. So the elder decided to give up his principles for the sake of the world of thousands of machines, for the sake of me~
He first made a huge adjustment to the Plague Chicken Hidden Mission, this task is normally the same as the Chicken Killing Mission, and can only be completed once, but in order to allow me to brush the package expansion, he adjusted both tasks to be infinitely available, so that I can use my luck value MAX attribute to brush all the parcel grids.
In order to save time for me, he also transferred the task handover location of the plague chicken to his family's ranch chicken pen, so that the Epidemic Research Institute and Changgong No. 2 could stand together to facilitate the handover of the task nearby.
So I accepted the task of killing chickens from Changgong No. 2, then killed chickens and burst plague eggs, and then took the plague eggs to the epidemic researcher to activate the plague chicken hidden task, and then got the vaccine and handed it to the elder, and he gave me gold rewards and expansion backpacks, which was very convenient.
But no matter how good the elder is, he is just an NPC, not omniscient, and he has no right to intervene in the task process, so I have to kill chickens, I have to fight eggs, and the lines of the two NPCs must also be said.
Changgong No. 2 is okay, I can burst 60~90 plague eggs every time I take the chicken killing task, as long as I repeat the lines more than 30 times. The epidemic researcher can't, a plague egg has to say a line, and if she wants to fill the package, she has to repeat it 2275 times.
After repeating it hundreds of times, the epidemic researcher couldn't stand it anymore, and she said it was too torturous.
The elder can understand her, after all, she is an NPC in charge of hidden tasks, and she has never had the experience of repeating her lines so many times in a day, even if there were many people in the past, she could gather people and say things over again, but this time there was no chance to be lazy.
In order to make her mentally balanced, the elder asked Changgong No. 2 to accompany her, she said her lines once, and Changgong No. 2 also said her own lines. So a man and a woman were there, one for you and one for me, like the legend of the phoenix. Luckily, I don't have to stand in front of them, I just have to hear the voice, otherwise I would have laughed.
I was silently killing chickens and picking up eggs here, and they were hiphopping over there, with a weird and joyful atmosphere.
In just one day, I had enough to brush 2,257 plague eggs, just waiting for the swollen epidemic researcher to repeat the task lines enough times.
In the evening, the elders organized all the villagers to the central square to sing the Internationale.
The elder was ready to conduct and was just about to start singing, when he suddenly remembered something: "Epidemic researcher, just open your mouth and don't make a sound, rest your throat, and you have to read your lines at night." ”
With red eyes, the epidemic researcher gestured a thank you to the elders in sign language......
After the international singing, the elders did not ask people to speak about their ideals and beliefs as before, because with my appearance, their flame of hope has been lit, and around me, they can keep warm, and around me, they can find their way.
The theme of today's dinner is a bonfire buffet, and the villagers and I chose our favorite dishes and drinks in the selection area, and then came to the campfire and sat around in a circle.
There is a large fire in the center of the circle, and there are four small fires around the big fire, and the flames of the small fire are attracted by the flames of the large fire, and the small flames point to the center of the big fire. All the villagers were fascinated by this sight, and their eyes flashed as if they had realized something.
"Ahem......" I deliberately drew everyone's attention: "Is there still a habit of praying before meals in our village?"
Everyone woke up from their state of obsession, let out a hearty laugh, and then raised their glasses to me to toast, and the dinner finally began.
In the process of eating and drinking, from time to time, young and lively villagers came to the scene, performing programs against the backdrop of the bonfire, including solo chorus, singing and dancing, and acrobatic sketches, mobilizing the atmosphere of the whole dinner was very relaxed and joyful.
As the dinner party slowly came to an end, a little naughty boy proposed: "Let Brother Naochun perform a show." ”
The others immediately followed suit.
I humbly excused myself, and the elder came up to trick me: "I'm so happy today, you can help the fun~ Look at your inadvertent body movements when doing tasks during the day, it is clear that you will play some tricks, oh~ Of course, it's okay if you don't want to be ugly, we don't dare to say that the dignified official savior is useless~~"
After the elder finished speaking, he looked at me with a smile, and I helplessly nodded at him with my hand: "You~ deserve to be a leader, okay! I am stimulated by you, so I will give you a little trick!"
Everyone applauded, and I wiped my hands clean and got up and walked into the arena.
Standing in a suitable position, I stretched out my hand to one of the novice village guards and asked, "Borrow this brother's sword." ”
The guard was very bold, took off the sword at his waist and said: "Rough mortal, the ancestor will make it." "After saying that, he threw his sword and sheath at me.
This move was reckless, and everyone was frightened to exclaim, but I didn't hurry, and caught it with a backhand, and then shook the sword flower, and at the same time adjusted the position and drew the sword out of the sheath, the action of pulling the sword out of the sheath was also done in one go, and in the soaring firelight, the broad-edged sword drew an obvious afterimage.
"Wow~~~"
Both men and women were fascinated by my movements, and they couldn't help but exclaim.
I smiled slightly: "The performance is over~"
Everyone shouted in unison: "Huh?"
Of course it's a joke~
I held the scabbard behind me in my left hand, and my right hand shook twice, adjusting to the weight of the broad-edged sword, and a set of introductory Huilong sword techniques were cast.
"Little nephew, since you are the first disciple of the fourth generation of the Huilong Spring Palace, no matter how stupid you are, this time the dragon sword technique must be learned. Oops~ Little Aunt knows it's useless, but this is a canon, it's bad~ Okay, good~ Little Aunt will teach you by hand, is this good?"
"Naochun! You're playing bullshit back to the dragon swordsmanship, what's the pace? Where is the sword trick? Are you picking your nose?"
"Baby Spring~ I'll dance the sword for you with the little demon Xiaosan, you have to see who dances better~"
"Husband, you must come to me......"
When Chang~
His thoughts were confused, his hand was unstable, and the broad-bladed sword fell to the ground without hand. I was shocked and realized that I had lost my mind.
I rubbed my face with both hands, it was a little wet, I should have danced too seriously and tired and sweaty, this broken physique......
"Seeing a smile and laughing, I haven't practiced for too long, and I'm rusty......"
I casually said a polite word, and the audience suddenly erupted in warm applause and cheers, and I greeted with a polite smile and returned to the table.
The elderly asked the Epidemic Research Institute to perform a pantomime, and the banquet continued, and he asked me, "You must have a lot of stories, right?"
I haven't gotten rid of the emotion just now, and I whispered: "It's okay, it's enough to write a book~"
The elder nodded: "It should be a story related to love, you are a person who values love, we all understand the sword and the tears." ”
"I'm thinking about a woman, my woman. ”
"Then it's no wonder...... "the elder muttered," the elder muttered, "I said how you danced and danced, and how you reacted physically." ”
"Clams?"
"Hahahaha!" The elder laughed: "Not only is it affectionate, but you are also quite affectionate!"
I was embarrassed and said, "You, you... You're quite old, don't talk nonsense. ”
The elder smiled mysteriously: "What's so embarrassing, men who are affectionate and erotic are the most popular among girls, and they also dance with handsome swordsmanship, and their identity is so extraordinary, tsk, I don't know how many girls want to be fascinated by you~"
"Don't be kidding......"
"Are you kidding? look~"
The elder gestured with his eyes, and I looked at it, and suddenly noticed that all the girls and young women in the field were looking at me from afar with a blushing face, and the look in their eyes was how obsessed they were.
At times like this, I really feel like... I really want to shake off my bangs~~~