There was no online reaction to the ad, but the forum was about to blow up.

"Nima, Ning Ning wants to go to heaven! The first one in China to eat crabs, right? ”

"It's so awesome, how much does it cost to invite five strangers to shoot advertisements at once. ”

"Wrong, those who invite extraordinary abilities may not be more expensive than those who invite celebrities. After all, these supernatural people are not famous, and the effect of advertising depends on the market reaction. ”

"It's cool. Finally, some domestic manufacturers dare to invite strangers to advertise. I don't know when, film and television production companies also have the courage to ask these supernatural people to make movies and television. ”

"I don't have acting skills, and it's spicy when I shoot. ”

"Filming Xianxia dramas, fighting, and fart acting. Rather than watching the traffic of small fresh meat and small flowers spicy eyes on TV, I would rather watch the stranger calling around on TV. ”

"+1, if you can make a movie one day, without special effects, the all-special meow monk is two hundred movie tickets, and Lao Tzu will also go to see it. ”

"Dream on, and make TV series and movies. You think it's the same at home and abroad. The supernatural and the monks in the country must obey the deployment of the Special Investigation Bureau. The Special Investigation Bureau disagreed, which Alien monk dared to make a TV movie. Besides, a play, in addition to martial arts, must have a bit of literary drama. I can't say the lines well, the expressions are not right, I can only fight, you are really happy to watch it. ”

"Don't make any noise, even the revival of the aura has happened, what else is impossible. Today, there are people with extraordinary abilities who make commercials, and maybe next year there will be people with extraordinary abilities who will make TV movies. Even if you don't play a starring role, you can play a supporting role. ”

"Hey, the world has changed, I'm still gnawing on physics, MMP!"

"Ask for the psychological shadow area upstairs. ”

"The area of the physics teacher's psychological shadow should be sought. There are so many things that don't conform to the laws of physics, the physics teacher is estimated to have cried and fainted in the toilet. ”

"It's time for the overhaul. ”

"It's going to be a matter of time, but don't think you don't need to study physics. The world has changed, and sooner or later the Almighty will discover a physical theory that fits the new era. When the time comes, the test will still have to be taken. ”

"Upstairs is so cruel, it doesn't give people the slightest illusion. ”

"Let's brainstorm, what industry will make money in the future, do you want to buy a house?"

"Definitely going to buy a house. The countryside and small towns are almost uninhabitable, and the number of people in the cities will only increase, and houses will definitely become more and more expensive. ”

"If you want to make money, it's an urban entertainment project. How popular movies have been recently, I plan to change careers directly after graduation and enter the cultural industry. ”

"Heroes see the same thing. ”

"No matter how the world changes, people can't do without food, clothing and shelter anyway. I'm going to open a grain and oil shop. ”

"In the future, farming is estimated to be collectivized, mechanized, and guarded, and it is all touching to think about it. ”

"Farming has been collectivized, what do so many farmers in the country live on?"

"There is no endless way, and there will always be a way out. ”

"Collectivization also requires hiring people. ”

"It's all mechanized, and the work that used to take a hundred people to do can now be done by one person and one machine. How many people do you think you can invite?"

"This building is obviously talking about the ability to shoot advertisements, why the style of painting has changed abruptly, and the problem of eating has begun to be discussed. ”

"Because the meal is the biggest. ”

"Do you still remember the incident of the Dajiang monster last year, I remember that someone posted a picture of the scene on Weibo at that time, and the scene was comparable to a blockbuster. But people are real, blockbusters are special effects. Especially the back killing.,Huh.,Good figure! Ask for a link.,I forgot to save the picture at the beginning.。 ”

Burst!

Lu Zhan's eyebrows twitched, he really didn't expect that last year's events would still be remembered.

"I've saved the picture, upstairs, I'll send you a private message. ”

"Thank you. ”

"Good man of the layer master, send me a copy too. ”

"I want a ...... too"

"If you can invite the man in the photo to shoot TV, even if the acting skills are poor, the old lady will watch it. ”

"We're the same. ”

"In these years, the acting skills of Xiao Xianrou Xiaohua are all spicy eyes, and all that is left is to look at the face. ”

"Sometimes I can't even look at my face. Especially those plastic surgery monsters, every time I see them bouncing on TV, I want to rush in and beat them up. Tomorrow is beautiful, but I don't want to run to plastic surgery, my natural face is made into a zombie face, and my brain is sick. ”

"I don't care, I just want to watch the Adepts make TV. The little fresh meat and the little flowers all rolled aside. ”

"Have you eaten your meal, and what qualifications do you have to dislike others?"

"Just because they pollute the eyes of the audience on TV every day, they deserve to be disliked. ”

The people on both sides tore up in an instant.

One side sneered at all the traffic stars and stepped on them desperately.

One side did not back down and went toe-for-tat. A good post, in an instant, the smoke was everywhere, the black smoke was miasma, and I didn't have the eyes to continue reading.

Lu Zhan withdrew from the post and wiped his eyes. It's so spicy for the eyes.

No eyes, no eyes.

Drip!

Someone sent him a private message.

When I opened it, the soft-shelled turtle poster finally replied to him.

It's not easy, after so many days, there is finally a response.

The other party was very direct, "Do you want to buy soft-shelled turtles?"

Lu Zhan asked the other party, "Is the soft-shelled turtle your family?" Can you send me a few more photos?" ”

"Wait. ”

After a while, the other party sent the photo. This time, there was no trouble, the other party didn't send a selfie, but a photo of a soft-shelled turtle.

Afraid that the photo was not intuitive enough, the other party also sent a 30-second video.

A soft-shelled turtle the size of a plastic bucket crawled and crawled from the shore of the pond in an attempt to escape from prison.

Farmers have raised fences and arranged barbed wire, but they can't stop the determination of soft-shelled turtles to escape from prison.

I saw that the soft-shelled turtle easily bit open the barbed wire and stuck its head out.

That's it for the video.

Lu Zhan was very pleased.

The bite force of the mutant soft-shelled turtle really lives up to its name.

And looking at the environment in the video, these soft-shelled turtles are all artificially farmed.

Soft-shelled turtles love to escape from prison so much, which is bitter for farmers.

The other party hasn't been online for so many days, is he busy catching the turtle that escaped from prison?

Qin Dong was a man in his thirties, and he was squatting by the pond, smoking a cigarette with a sad face.

He is a well-known local soft-shelled turtle farmer who has been raising soft-shelled turtles for ten years.

The first two years were at a loss, and from the third year he began to make money.

Over the years, he paid off his debts, built a three-story villa, bought a car, and bought a house in the city.

His wife gave birth to a son and a daughter, his parents were in good health, and his brother-in-law became a civil servant. His life is getting better and better, and his family and friends around him are getting better and better.

But since his family's soft-shelled turtles have grown bigger and bigger, the more ferocious they have become, and they have been running out of the scourge twice in three days, and he has died of sorrow.

Later, the Special Investigation Bureau came and confirmed that the soft-shelled turtle he raised was a mutated soft-shelled turtle and was edible.

At first, he felt like he was going to get rich.

His breeding scale is very large, and how much does it cost to sell so many mutant soft-shelled turtles.

In these years, there is no shortage of rich people. The gimmick of a mutant soft-shelled turtle is sure that customers are like clouds.

However, the dream is plump, and the reality is skinny.