Chapter 312: Upside Down

Going out is a science, leaving the familiar environment and familiar people, it is inevitable to face some troubles and problems that you can't usually encounter. In response to this situation, the older generation has passed down an empirical saying, which is called the road of the poor and the rich.

The meaning of this sentence is very easy to understand, no matter how poor the family is, no matter how hard it is to go out, it is more to figure it out, and when you encounter obstacles and difficulties, you can spend money on it, and the worst is that you have to bring enough money for the ticket back.

This is only a superficial understanding, the experience of the older generation has a deeper meaning, saying that when you go out, you can prepare more, not just money, food, drink and clothing, bring everything you can bring, and avoid the inconvenience caused by too many strange things as much as possible.

This time, I plan to personally clear the three virtual gods who have entered the world, and the first stop I chose the sea area located in the northern game area and the eastern game area, which has been depleted after the end of the world, leaving a large trench, where there is a hidden copy, and the eight-foot snake is the ultimate boss who replaced the hidden sub-dungeon.

The Poison Swamp is far north of the eastern game area, ten times farther than the Golden Hamburger to the Chiba Desert, which is really far enough, but fortunately it is the end of the world, otherwise we will have to find a way to jump over the sea area that is blocked by the two game intervals, and the depleted trench is much easier to walk now.

After going so far and not knowing when I will be able to come back, of course I have to prepare well to ensure the quality of life.

I cleaned up all the things that were not very useful in the package, especially the fertile soil, energy capsules, pure fresh water and iron ore, these four resources occupied 90% of my package space, and now that the overall situation has been rolled out, I can rest assured that these resources will be handed over to the following to assist the development of the "Thousand Machines Alliance".

With the parcel compartment empty, I began to pack in what I needed to get out of the house.

Beer, drinks, mineral water, peanut pig's trotters, grilled fish fillet.

Comics, toys, game consoles, recliners, sunglasses, gold necklaces.

Barbecue kitchenware Haidilao, RV supercar thieves have face.

Comic toys and game consoles, Wan Pei Yelu as a companion.

After preparing all the supplies, I discussed with Wan Peiyelu, although this trip we will follow behind the northern crusade army, with them in front of us, we don't have to worry about safety, but after all, it is a long field trek, do we have to bring a few retinues to serve us.

Wanpei and Yelu like to take care of my life, but that is in private, and the two little girls have a legitimate identity, and they still have to pay attention to the influence in public, so they have no reason to refuse this offer.

I said okay, then bring two, Ling Die and Yima are very suitable.

As soon as I heard the person I chose, Yelu was stupid and couldn't react, but Wanpei immediately quit, isn't it obvious that she wants to take the opportunity to expand the harem~

Wanpei is not what it used to be, and after having a reputation, she is no longer as worried about competing for favor as before, but she began to show her virtuous and sensible side, probably because I heard me say that Xichun was very annoyed by her as a yuan god when she was in Xianxia, so she was doing her homework and wanted to hug Manrou's thighs.

She said no, these two people definitely can't take it.

I said let's change two, Sichun Live has two good anchor girls, they should be able to do it... I mean, they're all pretty capable.

Wanpei saw my flowery intestines and resolutely objected, she said that women can't do it, just bring men.

You don't worry about taking women, and I'm not at ease with men!

Wan Pei said who to bring?

I thought about it for a while, then let's take a step back, no men and no women, Lala and Bubbles follow.

One of these two is a women's clothing boss, and the other is a tough guy with plastic surgery, so it's no problem to take them.

My proposal finally won Wan Pei's support.

Our side is ready, and the spirit Jiao is also ready, and outside the north gate of the Golden Burger, we see the spirit Jiao holding a rope.

As soon as Lingjiao saw me, he greeted me warmly: "Lao Tie~Go Wow~~"

I was just about to respond, but my face suddenly turned cold: "You threw the rope!"

Lingjiao looked down, and then stubbornly responded: "No." ”

"I made you throw it!"

"Not really!"

"It's ...... too"

"What the hell!"

Let everyone laugh, as for me because of the rope and the spirit of the king, our friendship can't stand the test, in fact, it's not, it's all because it's not an ordinary rope, and there are thousands of small animals tied to it!

I said what kind of trouble are you going to make a fuss, the small animals you bring are so fast that there are more people in the crusading army, in that case, why do you have to lead it yourself, let them help you ride one~

Lingjiao stood up with his eyes: "Who dare?!"

I couldn't cry or laugh: "I'm just giving an example, I didn't say that I really let others ride your harem beauties, but we are doing business this time, the schedule is very tight, and your big group of Wuyang Wuyang is too slowing the rhythm, how can I have so many cars for my sisters-in-law to sit on." ”

What I'm saying is the truth, Lingjiao is not an unreasonable person, summed it up, and then ordered the female beasts in the harem: "Two legs, go back!"

I hurriedly said: "The four-legged ones don't run as fast as the car, if you want me to say that you can bring two of your favorites, and then collect them on the road if they are not enough~"

Wanpei asked me with a smile, "You don't have this idea too, do you?"

Oops, that's a leak......

After persuasion, I called Emperor Wu again and asked him to send Sister Hong over, and Lingjiao compromised.

In the process of waiting for Sister Hong, Lingjiao and I still maintained a stalemate, because it was worried that I would shake it, and I was also afraid that Sister Hong would not accept herself.

After a while, Emperor Wu's voice came from afar: "Leader, the little one comes to return to life~"

With Xuan Shout, a red shadow flickered in the sky, and then a red dragon came to the clouds.

One person and one dragon fell to the ground, Emperor Wu stepped forward to greet me, I took the opportunity to pull him aside and asked: "In order to persuade the king to be obedient, I want to make Sister Hong aggrieved and wronged, do you do the work on her side, and how did her color change? Wasn't it yellow before?"

Emperor Wu replied: "The leader is too worried, there are some situations that you don't know, since the King of Lingjiao returned to his true body, the red dragon's opinion of it has changed, in fact, the red dragon used to like the king, but he disliked its physical level too low, this time there is no obstacle, the red dragon has long been unable to control himself and want to throw himself into his arms, recently because of lovesickness, he quit smoking, this is not the color of the recovery~"

After listening to Emperor Wu's explanation, I looked at Sister Hong again, and sure enough, I saw that she had transformed into the same size as Lingjiao, honestly lying in front of Lingjiao, and intentionally coiled her body into a heart shape.

Sister Hong, who has returned to her normal color, is not only in better spirits, but also more agile than in the past, and she is a little more ashamed of the girl I have seen.

Lingjiao looked a little stupid, and only after a while did he murmur: "Xiaohong~~"

Sister Hong listened to the greeting, opened her mouth and wanted to respond, not all animals can speak, but love can always create miracles, Sister Hong stared at her eyes for a long time, and finally squeezed out a sentence from her throat: "Dad......"

I clearly remember that when Lingjiao forcibly bullied Sister Hong, she used to call her father to humiliate her, and this time she actually called Lingjiao by calling her, which is really bold and direct enough, worthy of being a society addicted to fans, Sister Hong!

Lingjiao was stunned for a moment, it controlled countless beasts, and it may be the first to communicate with it in language, and it was so interesting, how could it not be surprised and delighted.

Lingjiao slowly smiled evilly: "Hey, bed, gril." ”

This time, don't talk about the red dragon, we didn't understand, but language can't be an obstacle, the next second Lingjiao has already lost the rope in his hand, and then took out a new one, which was gently tied around the neck of the red dragon, so holy that it was like bringing a diamond ring to his new wife, which was considered a ceremony.

I knew that if I didn't interrupt them at this time, I would definitely have to go to the cave house next, and maybe I would have to spend a honeymoon or something, and my plans would be ruined.

"Ahem~ The king, and Sister Hong, the two of you don't see that it's too early for this day, let's not go on the road early. ”

Lingjiao moved his heart for the first time, and he didn't estrus indiscriminately, but just looked at Sister Hong affectionately, and after listening to my question, it just replied blankly: "What?"

I sighed helplessly: "Hey~ I can't enter the cave room today, it is estimated that the soul of the king will not be recovered, but let's say okay, just one night, we must leave tomorrow, and wait for the honeymoon or something to return to Xianxia!"

When Lingjiao saw that I accommodated it, she was so happy that her snot bubbles were splashed, and she owed Sister Hong and went straight to the golden house.

Wan Pei blamed me: "I always say that Lingjiao has a big temper and is not easy to discipline, I think you are used to it, with its habits, you are so indulgent, it is estimated that you will not be able to leave for three or five days." ”

I said confidently: "Don't worry, the Lingjiao King doesn't feel fresh now, as soon as he wins it tonight, he won't be so addicted tomorrow, just persuade it." ”

"Hey, this won't be your experience~"

"I thank you for lifting me, but I really don't have that awareness, how can I have the opportunity and ability to sleep with hundreds of thousands of small animals like it~"