With the explosion of the first evil energy mine, to the first former demon was awakened, this new round of war has officially opened the bloodiest side, the first batch of crazy demons (that is, those former demons) were quickly crushed in the wave of the elements, although the demons have never pinned much hope on them, just use a handful when the waste is used, but it is quite embarrassing to be solved so cleanly, after all, from contact to destruction, the whole process is crushed, although it also obtained a certain amount of damage in the explosion before and after death, but the effect is not ideal！

Of course, with the destruction of the mad demon, all the evil energy mines have been detonated, and the time has finally come for the demon regular army and the enemy to engage in hand-to-hand combat!

Although the evil cannon is still firing, and it does cause a lot of damage, but as the distance between the two sides gets closer and closer, some impatient demons immediately give up long-distance attacks, and instead choose the elemental enemies who are approaching, and they have reduced their firepower density, but in fact, there is no need for this at all, after all, the hand-to-hand combat demons in the front row have not yet received the enemy!

What are you anxious about!

(It's very uncomfortable for the eyes, that's it for today)

1. This time, my son took the penultimate test, and my wife asked what was going on?

Son: "I don't have that ability to take the first test, and no one cares about it, so it's better to show my sense of presence in the penultimate test." ”

2. The high school homeroom teacher told me privately that he didn't like to ask people to answer questions in class, but if he suddenly called a female classmate, it must be to see if any boys looked up and strangled their early love in the cradle.

3. I went outside with my classmates to play, and there was only 1 money left for one person, so I said, "Take the bus back." ”

Him: "You see there's a slot machine over there, we gambled with the 2 quick money, and won a taxi home." ”

I was lucky and won ten dollars, I said let's go!

Him: "Win more, buy some food and go back... ”

Well, finally we walked home...

4. The favorite activity of contemporary college students: lying in the dormitory.

When they weren't in class, they lay in their dormitories.

When there is a class, you should lie down in the dormitory if you are absent from class.

During the day, lie down.

At night, everyone lies down together.

5. The closest person to contemporary college students: Aunt Dormitory.

At twelve o'clock in the evening, when the regular college students are about to fall asleep, they often hear this call through the window: "Auntie, open the door, please." ”

"Auntie, I'm late when I remember the wrong time, don't remember my name, please!"

"Auntie, I'm not going to be so late next time, please!

1. Roommate: "You're not even as good as a beast!"

Me: "I'm not as good as you!"

Roommate: "You're more of a beast!"

Me: "A little better than you!"

Roommate: "You're a beast!"

Me: "So, I'm like you!"

2. Me: The unsatisfactory thing in life is that the rubber band is too loose to tie the hair twice and too tight three times, and when taking a bath, the switch is broken to the left and frozen to the right and scalded.

One bucket of instant noodles is not full, two buckets are too supportive, buying shoes is 37 too big and 36 is small, turning on the air conditioner to sleep without a quilt is cold and hot, and the lovers above AUGO are not full (note: it is a friend but not yet the embarrassing stage of a lover).

Roommate: You won't change a brand of rubber band? You won't take a bucket and wash it? You won't add an egg to a bucket? Don't you know that there are half-size shoes now?

You can't turn on the air conditioner and only cover the upper half of your body? You can't catch up with people, and you make up your own reason that your lover is not full!

Me:...

3. When I was in junior high school, there were a lot of gangsters in school, and one day, I met a gang: You TM dare to collide with me!

Me: Big brother, are we both wearing school uniforms?

Another gangster on the side was impatient: "I beat you and help you find a reason, it's already very face-saving for you!"

4. Roommate A: If you are ugly, you should read more.

Roommate B: What if you don't want to read a book?

5. Since the school does not allow smoking, I secretly smoke in the toilet every time.

Today, I went shopping and smoked a cigarette outside the school, and I suddenly felt that the smell of the cigarette was wrong, so I asked my roommate if he felt the same way.

2B's roommate said: It's less of the smell of the toilet~

I was speechless ...

1. In class, the teacher asked: "Fresh water resources are very scarce, and there is a public service announcement slogan: Don't let the last drop of water in the world be human beings?"

Unexpectedly, the classmates were at a loss.

The teacher prompted, "It's a fluid in our body." ”

One student replied, "I see, it's blood." ”

Another student retorted, "No, it's urine." ”

Frightened, the teacher hurriedly announced the answer: "It's tears, it's tears." ”

2. When I was in high school, the two classmates watched island action movies in self-study classes, but the two of them watched it too seriously and didn't notice that the head teacher had stood behind, but the head teacher sighed: "What do you say you are doing watching this, and you won't do this in the future." ”

3. The junior high school classmate's surname is Ma, and his name is Tong Tong. We all call her the toilet.

As a result, the little girl cried and asked for a name change.

Finally, he changed his name to Ma Xintong.

As a result, her nickname also became "New Toilet".

4. A female classmate said proudly on the podium: "I am flat-chested and proud, I am proud of the national and provincial fabrics... ”

After that, everyone applauded...

There was only one person in the corner, and he said lightly: "Pit daddy? These days, everyone knows that the bigger the breasts, the less they wear."

1. There was a Chinese test in primary school to test the pinyin of "no target", and the teacher said proudly before the exam that this question had not been taught in the book, and it was our extracurricular reading skills that were tested.

As a result, except for a person who loves to read books very much, the whole class wrote "on the ground".

2. I love to sleep in class when I am in elementary school. In a Chinese class, the teacher assigned homework to write an essay entitled "If I Were a Spider". After class, I asked my classmates, racked my brains at home at night, and wrote a sensational "If I Were a Pig" that caused a sensation in the whole school.

3. My classmate loves to eat spinach and asked him why, he said: "When I was a child, my mother told me that spinach is rich in iron, and iron accumulates more and more in the body, and to a certain extent, you can put a big magnet in the school and install a button on yourself.

I fantasize about it every day, checking the terrain at school, seeing where to put magnets, and eating spinach desperately every day. ”......

4. Time flies so fast, the high school entrance examination is due at once, and now I am starting to review nervously, I have to start working hard, because if I don't work hard, my grades will not go up, my grades will not go up, I will be scolded by my parents, I will be scolded by my parents, I will lose confidence, if I lose confidence, I will not be able to read well, I will not be able to graduate if I can't read well, and I will not be able to find a good job if I can't graduate.

If you can't find a good job, you won't be able to make money, and if you can't make money, you won't have money to pay taxes, and if you don't have money to pay taxes, it will be difficult for the state to pay salaries to teachers, and teachers will not be in the mood to teach if they can't get their salaries.

If we are not in the mood to teach, it will affect the future of our motherland, and if it affects the future of the motherland, it will be difficult for China to take off, and the Chinese nation will degenerate into a barbaric nation.

If the Chinese nation has become a barbaric nation, the United States will suspect that China has weapons of mass destruction, and if China has weapons of mass destruction, the United States will start a war against China, and the third world war will break out.

If nuclear weapons are used, the natural environment will be destroyed, the natural environment will be destroyed, the atmosphere will be broken, the atmosphere will be broken, the temperature of the earth will rise, the icebergs at the poles will melt, the icebergs will melt, the water level of the earth will rise, the water level of the earth will rise, and all mankind will be drowned.

Because this is related to the safety of the lives and property of all mankind, I have to study hard in the remaining few days, get good results in the exam, and not let the tragedy happen.