"Mr. Xu, you called me here, are you planning to sell the house?"

On the other end of the phone, Gu Jin's confident laughter came, and his laughter was so piercing in Xu Fan's ears.

"You didn't do these things. ”

Although Xu Fan didn't say it explicitly, how could Gu Jin not know what he was talking about, Gu Jin was not afraid of Xu Fan, he said with a smile: "I said I didn't do it, will you believe it?"

"Where are you?" Xu Fan Xu Fan asked, Gu Jin was stunned for a moment, and said suspiciously: "What do you want to do when you inquire about this?"

"Nonsense, of course it's to beat you up and get angry. ”

"Ha..." Gu Jin seemed to have heard some joke, and he couldn't stop laughing on the other end of the phone, and only after a long time did he ease up, and said to Xu Fan provocatively: "In Jin Kaiyuan's 1302 presidential suite, if you have the ability, come here to find me." ”

After saying that, Gujin lost the phone in his hand, returned to sit in the computer chair, and waited for the screen of the computer game to change from black and white to color, and then slaughtered the Quartet.

After Xu Fan knew the other party's location, he didn't leave immediately, but waited for most of the day to send away Dean Meng and Liu Lulu, who had sallow faces, before wrapping up the laxative and putting it in his pocket and walking out of the house.

When he happened to pass by the Qingqu store in the community, he got into the store and asked the owner to buy a strong aphrodisiac that he said could be instantly dissolved in water, and then leisurely hailed a taxi to the Jin Kaiyuan Hotel, where Gujin was located.

When he arrived at the door of the hotel, Xu Fan bought a loaf of bread and crushed it into crumbs to shade under a certain tree, and after a while, several birds were attracted to grab food.

Among this group of birds, Xu Fan picked a bird that was not big or small, escaped the shadow into its body, and then controlled the bird to fly to stand on his elbow, and then clamped the aphrodisiac and the small paper bag with laxative foam on the bird's claws, and gently raised his arm to send it to the blue sky.

The bird flapped its wings and flew to the thirteenth floor of the hotel, flew around the hotel, and finally found Gu Jin in a floor-to-ceiling window, where he was concentrating on playing a game in front of the computer.

Xu Fan glanced in the direction of Chaochaotai, but saw that the glass door that should have been open was sealed by a mosquito-proof screen door.

Xu Fan controlled the bird to rest in the corner of the balcony now, and his own ** also called him when Gu Jin's display screen turned black and white.

Gu Jin, who played the game, was forcibly killed by the enemy under the tower, at this moment he was smoking a cigarette and scolding, suddenly, he put the mobile phone on the computer table and the ringtone sounded, he picked up the phone and looked at it, and picked up the phone angrily, and said impatiently: "Have you arrived, I'm so afraid!"

On the other end of the phone, Xu Fan said, "I'm downstairs, you come out of the balcony, let me see where you are." ”

When Gu Jin heard this, he looked incredulous: "This is the thirteenth floor, can you see it?"

Xu Fan used the agitation method, and said impatiently: "If you are told to come out, you will come out, and if you don't plant, you will continue to hide." ”

Gujin took the phone, scolded and pushed open the screen door and walked out of the balcony.

Xu Fan saw through the bird's perspective that after he pushed the gauze away, he controlled the bird to glide from a high place and enter the room silently while Gu Jin was not paying attention.

Xu Fan talked to Gu Jin on the phone, dragged him and told him not to look back, and on the other hand, like a fighter pilot, he manipulated the bird to swoop towards the computer desk, silently calculating the distance in his heart.

When the bird approached the coffee cup that was still warm on the table, the bird flexibly released a bird's claw that grasped the paper bag, and without the restraint of the bird's claw, the first few irregularly shaped objects in the paper bag drew a parabola in the air with inertia, and accurately put it into the coffee cup, only splashing sporadically.

Just as Xu Fan wanted to control the bird to leave, Gu Jin, who had been delayed by Xu Fan with words for a long time, was impatient, he scolded Xu Fan angrily and hung up the phone, turned around and walked into the house, and took the screen door with him, so that the bird couldn't go out if he wanted to.

When Xu Fan saw Gu Jin return to the house, he quickly controlled the birds to find a hidden place to hide, and silently watched Gu Jin in the dark.

Gujin returned to the computer, and controlled the mouse to flexibly control the characters in the game to kill, but one accidentally, caught the other party's way, was besieged by several enemies, and finally died tragically under the sword, at this time, the computer screen turned black and white again.

"Fuck, stupid support!"

Gu Jin slapped the keyboard and scolded, his fingers jumped on the keyboard, and after spraying his teammates with endless skin, he picked up the cold coffee and took a sip of it.

"Knock knock..."

Under the cover of coffee, most of the laxatives mixed with aphrodisiacs that had not completely melted were poured into Gu Jin's abdomen, Gu Jin wiped the corners of his mouth with his cuffs at will, and continued to control the game characters to fight in all directions.

"Goo..."

Just as Gu Jin and the other player were inseparable, he suddenly heard the sound of moving in the large intestine in his abdomen, Gu Jin was not a three-year-old child, he didn't know what this sound meant.

Gu Jin couldn't even control the game, and in the midst of a fart sound, he moved towards the bathroom with his butt in his hands like a duck walking, for fear that if he was not careful, something would pop out.

The more people are afraid of something, the more they will come, and before Gujin was allowed to step into the bathroom, his body suddenly swayed, and in the impact of a flash flood, the pants under his body gradually filled.

Now that he can't hold it anymore, Gu Jin simply broke the jar and broke it, strode into the bathroom, didn't even close the door, walked straight to the toilet, took off his pants and squatted down.

Even if the bathroom door was not closed, Xu Fan didn't want to see Gu Jin's ugly diarrhea, no matter how he rescued the bird trapped in the house, he directly recalled the shadow and whistled away.

The next afternoon, Xu Fan, who had returned home from going out, walked to the door of his house and just wanted to reach out and take out the key, but found that the door of his house had been violently broken by someone at some point and pried open from the outside.

At this moment, the door is slightly open, and it only takes a slight push to push the door open.

Seeing this, Xu Fan thought that he had gone to the wrong floor, he took a step back, looked left and right at the surrounding references, and then believed that the broken and deformed gate in front of him was his own gate.

Seeing this, Xu Fan was also in a bad mood, and stretched out his hand to push the door open, and saw that the house was as messy as if it had experienced an earthquake.

Directly opposite the entrance, in front of a stray piece of furniture, a pale-faced man sat on his sofa, his face visibly overindulgent, with a gloomy complexion.

Gu Jin sat on a sofa with Erlang's legs crossed, he saw that the door of the house was opened, and he was looking at Xu Fan who opened the door with a playful face, and when he saw Xu Fan's face surprised, he had a sense of accomplishment in his heart that he was forced to succeed.

Behind him, there were not only piles of freshly smashed furniture, but also a row of six thugs with steel pipes and baseball bats in their hands.

Gu Jin took advantage of the strength of the people behind him, looked at Xu Fan with a mocking face, and gritted his teeth and said, "Did you drug me in my cup yesterday?"

The shameful scene of yesterday is still echoing in my mind, even if it is a night, it will not be dispersed.

Although Gu Jin couldn't figure out who was drugged, he blamed all this on Xu Fan, and it must have been him who treated him in his own way.

Otherwise, how could he just give him laxatives, and he would be drugged again, if this matter was not Xu Fan's ghost, he wouldn't believe it if he killed Gu Jin!