Five minutes before the opening ceremony, the members of the school board of directors rode into the football field with a festive welcome song, and the parade car they rode slowly circled the field, waving frequently to the cheers of the students.

I applauded with the crowd, and Oiran introduced me: "The first person in the car was Xu Banghua, the vice principal of Beitai Technical School, who was in charge of the day-to-day management and operation of the technical school and external affairs, and the board of directors was also under his control. On the second car was Gao Tianxiang, the dean of the college, who was the number three person under the president and vice president. What we know in the third car is Yang Jian, the director of the Discipline Office, the real power figure of the Beitai Technical School, and the Discipline Office in charge of it has the supreme power of life and death over the teaching staff and students. The next three people are the deans of the other three colleges. ”

Six military parade vehicles circled the arena, exited the passage next to the viewing platform, and then ascended to the viewing platform and took their seats.

When the cheers around me finally subsided, I asked the Oiran: "Of the seven standing committee members of the board of directors of Beitai Technical School, only six came, and what about Liu Yang, the principal of the No. 1 person?

"That's not the case, the principal of Beitai Technical School is a very mysterious figure, as a cadre of the Fighting Association and the patriarch of the Hitomi clan, I have also been curious about this person's identity for so many years, but no matter what channels and means are used, I can't find the slightest information about him. Some of my sisters have families from the Beitai Education Bureau, and they can't find any information about the legal person and principal of the Beitai Technical School. ”

"Not only me, but Ziwei, the former president of the Fight Association, has much greater energy than me, and he can't figure out the details of the technical school principal. Over the years, they have communicated with the Fighting Association, mostly by the dean of the college, and at the highest level, vice principal Xu Banghua made an appointment to meet Ziwei to convey the wishes and attitudes of the principal of the technical school, and never saw the principal himself appear. ”

And this is the case? Why has no one ever talked to me?

That's right, I'm a person who runs away and hides, who is idle and has nothing to do with me, only I know in my heart that while running away to hide things, I am also coming for this campus king, the principal of the technical school.

Oiran said to the technical school principal that the dragon is not the head but the tail, and the sky is up, but I don't believe that there is a dragon in this Beitai that is more than my ginseng doll, and they can't inquire about the information may be the wrong channel, and I will go to the nursing home and the inhuman center, or go to the old Li Tou'er to inquire, and I don't believe that I can't find this guy who is tricky.

With the students in place and the school board members attending, the opening ceremony of the new semester of Beitai Primary Macau Technical School officially began.

The interaction paused, the music faded out, and a tall male student wearing a third-grade black tunic style school uniform walked into the field and slowly stepped onto a small stage set up in the middle circle of the football field.

Who is this man? He looks like a stupid beep, his skin is so white, and he is like vitiligo. The lips are so plump and so red, have you just eaten Sichuan hot pot? The overall appearance looks neither male nor female, neither Chinese nor foreign, exaggerated, and short-lived!

"Wow~ This is the legendary president of the student union of the technical school, and it is as handsome as the legend~"

Xiang Yu, who boasted that she had already seen through the men of the world, actually let out a nymphomaniac-like murmur, she was okay, and the girls in the audience except for her collectively let out bursts of screams, which were more excited than when the school director entered the parade.

All the boys were like me, with a face full of disdain and curses, but a heart full of envy and jealousy.

Watching my female apprentice Oiran make to others, saying that it is false to say that I am not jealous, I have long said that I can put my cabbage on the table and watch, but others are not allowed to arch! I gritted my teeth and scolded: "Very handsome, right? I will get you a hot girl as a duck in the big dance hall when I go back!"

The student president took the stage, stretched out his slender and good-looking, with a black ring of the index finger and lightly tapped the microphone, and then bent down slightly, feeding the microphone twice, just a casual audition, you can hear how magnetic his voice is, casually raise his hand and move, and at the same time exude the free and easy of a mature man and the unique casual charm of a young man.

I muttered to the male classmates around me, "Slut ......"

100,000 students, 40,000 or 50,000 boys, and at the same time muttered a slut mixed together, reverberating in the football field, as if it were a judgment from God.

The boys share the same hatred, and the girls also consciously protect their calves, and they came neatly: "Dick Silk~"

The student council president frowned slightly: "Quiet." ”

The stadium immediately fell silent.

"Hello everyone, I am the president of the student union of the main college of Beitai Little Macau Technical School, Gong Zhenyu. ”

The magnetic voice once again made the girls collectively lose their temper and laugh like a drug.

"At the opening ceremony of the new academic year, I would like to express my gratitude to the school board on behalf of all the teachers and students of the technical school, it is your selflessness that has made today's Beitai Technical School ...... a platform to enhance our self-worth."

It's really not me who hacked him this time, everyone can testify, look at this speech, obviously the level of primary school students, as soon as they come up, they lick the leader, the wording is plain and naïve, and there is not even an idiom......

In the eyes of, as long as a man is handsome, a fart has connotation, the short is hiphop, the tactful is R&B, and the length is B-BOX.

The ugly one is finished, and no matter how nice a word is, it will be like a fart in the eyes of the goddess.

Gong Zhenyu's posture is dignified and steady, and his speech is polite and polite, which plays a role in bringing the atmosphere of the scene into a formal rhythm, and is not ostentatious, not showing off in public.

I, like all the boys, didn't care what he was talking about, and I couldn't hold back a breath of belly curses, until the Oiran pushed me: "It's your turn~"

"What's up to me?"

"Speak~"

At this time, I heard Gong Zhenyu raise his voice again: "Next, I invite the freshman representative to speak, and the freshman representative Naochun, please come to the stage." ”

I said to the Oiran, "See, this is a very professional statement, please come to the front desk." Isn't this the term of the night club, who believes that he has never been a duck?"

Oiran pursed her lips: "What people say is that please come to the stage, I think it is the teacher that you will never forget the experience of being a duck, right?" ”

"Talky! Look at me when I turn around and won't let you copy the ten Analects a hundred times!" scared the Oiran, I tidied up my clothes and stood up, and waved vigorously to the audience: "It's here, here's this~"

Everyone looked at me, this is the protagonist's aura~

"Excuse me, thank you for your legs~ I said you can't stand up for a while?

I shouted and scolded all the way, and finally squeezed out of the middle position, trotted down to the middle of the field, I turned in a circle to greet all around, only the Wen brothers and Oiran cheered for me among the students in the audience, and the foreign sword on the viewing platform smiled and stood up to applaud me, and the performance of the four people did not alleviate my coldness in the slightest, but brought themselves into my embarrassing situation.

Fortunately, I've long been accustomed to cold eyes and embarrassment, male god, destined to bear the weight that dick silk can't bear.

When I arrived at the stage of the middle circle, in line with the principle of modesty and prudence, I took the initiative to extend my hands of friendship to Gong Zhenyu, but what I didn't expect was that he didn't pay attention to me at all, and retreated to the side along with my momentum, and at the same time raised his hand to invite me to the microphone.

I still kept a polite handshake, but no one shook me, and I hunched over and stretched my hands out, like an old man on crutches.

Wow~~~

The audience erupted in laughter, turning the face of Junjun, who thought he had seen the world, flushed.

It's too embarrassing, is this how they deal with me? If so, it's really hard for me to guard against it~

I resisted the urge to beat Gong Zhenyu in public, calmed down, and then under the watchful eyes of the public, I slowly squatted down and swirled around on the basis of crutches, with a sword finger in my right hand, and a sword spike in my left hand, making a move back to the dragon sword technique.

Xianxia swordsmanship is full of fairy spirit, and immediately suppressed the ridicule of the audience, I don't show it much, I stop at the point, and I smiled slightly: "Hello everyone, I am a fresh freshman who is keen on the inheritance of Chinese martial arts and worships the culture of Beitai Technical School. ”

The subtle exercises reflected my good deeds, and at the same time, the Beitai Technical School was praised to the same height as the national culture in the proper self-introduction, and the teachers and students on the scene were all moved by my adaptability and applauded. Only a few extreme nymphos pointed at me and shouted, "Stinky dick silk went to the side and blocked my male god's face!"

After resolving the embarrassment of the opening, I ignored them and calmly began my speech.

"Beitai Little Macao Technical School is full of humanities, profound learning, tireless teachers, peach and plum garden, scholars with excellent character and learning, and green out of the blue. It is worthy of being a model in the history of education, and it is worthy of inheriting the culture and burdening the future Huabiao University......"

I learned from the tricks, the idioms were one after another, and I felt good about myself at the beginning, but some people began to laugh after talking too much, and I also felt that it was too contrived, but it was more like a primary school student than Gong Zhenyu's speech, so I quickly collected the momentum, and the tone changed to solemn, expressing a wave of determination on behalf of the freshmen.

Overall, my speech was successful, and it almost made Gong Zhenyu a little bit, but fortunately, I was quick to deal with it and turned embarrassment into a jade silk. Tsk, look at the little words used.

At the end of the speech, applause rang out, Gong Zhenyu wanted to take over the stage again, which person was a dumb loser, and immediately robbed him of the scene with color, and announced directly: "Next, I would like to invite the distinguished representative of the school board to make an important speech." ”

The audience cheered, I looked at Gong Zhenyu proudly, Gong Zhenyu was also looking at me, he walked up to me, raised his hand to block the microphone, and then whispered to me with a wicked smile.

"No one has ever dared to do this to me, you have successfully attracted my attention, I am very interested in you~"

Well, what's the matter with this domineering president's line?