Baozi Street is my birthplace, Little Hong Kong is my rear camp, and Little Macau has become my most reliable headquarters. Next, in this strange city, the legendary Beitai, I am about to enter the last stop - Little Taiwan.

In the past six months in Little Macau, I first destroyed the Martial Arts Academy, then accepted the Foreign Chinese Academy, subdued the Academy, and finally pacified the Academy of Literature and Art, found out the hidden crisis of annihilation, and dug out the undercover spies of the revival camp. In addition to these, my SMAN Group Havoc Technical School and I have also created huge economic benefits for Little Macau, driving the development and progress of the local area.

Under these great achievements, my departure is destined to attract wide attention from people from all walks of life in Macao.

On the day of departure, although I repeatedly stressed that I should not make a big battle at the expense of the people and money, whether it was my colleagues from Beitai Technical School, my colleagues from other brother colleges, or even ordinary residents of Little Macau, they all spontaneously came to the main hospital of Beitai Technical School to hold a send-off ceremony for me.

It's hard to be gracious, and I'm a person who likes to be pompous and vain, so let's reluctantly cooperate.

We are now artists with contracts, do we know what an artist is? We just don't have much ability, but we must put on a shelf that is more than that of the president of the United States! No matter what background, regardless of whether we have strength or works, as long as we are named artists, we will rise tall in an instant.

In order to show my otherworldly identity, I also learned from a star artist and joined a team of assistants.

I have been a big official, the sect master of Xianxia, the leader of the online game alliance, and the president and vice principal of the Strange City, but when I am in these positions, no matter how busy I am with business, I will only bring two or three people in and out. But this time I'm an artist, although there is no, but this assistant team definitely has to be pompous.

My assistant team weaves the following.

An agent, served by Dongfang Fuqin

A life secretary, served by Jin Bao.

One driver, served by Xiao Ou.

A bodyguard, served by Johnson.

A makeup artist and stylist hired the wife of Yang Jian, the former director of training of Beitai Technical School, Liya. This is to save face for the second wolf, and he begged me to help arrange and take care of it.

It looks like it's all standard.,It's not standard below.。

2,800 fans!

Artists, how can there be anyone online who doesn't buy a water army, and how can someone offline who doesn't buy fake fans, what they fight is that they are reluctant to spend money, and what they fight is the scene. As long as there are enough people, it is difficult not to be popular, just like selling stinky tofu and hiring people to be a trust, even if it is as unpalatable as, as long as there are people queuing, there will be a large number of brains to follow!

As soon as I came out of the villa, the bodyguard Johnson immediately gave an order to the fan group: "Cry!"

Wow, there were a lot of people outside the villa, some of the spare tire regiment and the former army were carrying flags and some holding flowers, playing various slogans and slogans of support, howling and shouting at me like a god, and a few of them were particularly into the play, and they cried and fainted in both voices. I nodded with satisfaction, this acting skill is worth 300 a day!

There are also people who are foaming at the foam all over the ground, and they can't lift them away, so 500 a day.

There are also those who write my name on their bodies and run naked, 10,000 a day.

This naked running show was thought of by Oiran for me, she said that it is fashionable to perform such a collapse now, and ordinary artists dare not use it, but as long as they can withstand the pressure of public opinion, and they come up with money, and a few naked fans will definitely soar.

And what I'm afraid of? And the money I can't afford? Isn't it just running naked, get it up for me!

I handed this matter over to Xiao Ou to arrange, and yesterday he told me that the arrangement was made, and many people wanted to earn 10,000 yuan. I said let them make money, I'm still short of money. Xiao Ou said that money is not a problem, but the number of people is really a bit large.

How many people?

He said more than 1,500.

Stop, stop me. More than 1,500 people were organized to run naked, and my name was written on my body, which is still called fan support? Those who don't know the truth still think that I made my debut as a star and made a small movie with the theme of 'thanksgiving sacrifice'.

In the end, only two spare tires with the most difficult family conditions were selected to take over the streaking job, and the rest could participate in the basic performance.

A large amount of capital and personnel investment has successfully created this unprecedented atmosphere. There were also a lot of media reporters today, and they were completely stunned by this meeting, and several people even thought that they had come to the wrong place.

One reporter asked another reporter: "Is this the send-off ceremony of Chairman Sima's Spring Festival?

Another reporter was also puzzled: "I also wonder, I haven't heard of any big people dying recently~"

"No matter what, if it's wrong, if it's really a big shot, this meeting is enough to compete for the headlines with Naochun's debut. ”

"Yes, yes, then I'll take a break first and take the lead. Come on, the cameraman will take a picture of me, three, two, one! Dear audience friends, I am now at the Beitai Little Macau Technical School, and I will broadcast the departure of a great man live for you......"

In a warm and almost sickly atmosphere, I wore sunglasses and a mask, and Dongfang Fuqin and they held a suit jacket to help cover me, all the way from the villa to the square outside.

The school police and security guards did their best to control the order of the scene and not let the crying fans squeeze in. The reporters were also stopped outside, and they could only try to hold their cameras high and stick in, and keep taking pictures.

Under the protection of the school police, Vice Principal Xu Banghua walked towards me with a group of school trustees.

He shook hands with me enthusiastically: "Vice Principal of Naochun, this time you resigned from public office and made your debut, becoming the first public figure to enter the entertainment industry from the education sector, on behalf of all the school directors, I would like to congratulate you on this achievement, and at the same time convey his entrustment to Principal Liu Yang, I hope that Vice Principal You can not forget your original intention, continue to give back to the society through the new situation, uphold the education concept of Beitai Technical School, and spread positive energy to the public~"

Xu Banghua's words are decent, but he is too amateurish, and he doesn't get on TV much when he watches it.

I took his hand and leaned over to the most concentrated position of the media and whispered: "Repeat what you just said......

Really, pretty words are not for me, they have to be publicized so that everyone knows about it. Why do celebrities do public welfare? What they want is to increase their popularity through positive information. If you don't believe it, you can pay attention to those first-line stars, a few of them are not doing charity here and evading taxes there, they are all routines.

Xu Banghua reacted relatively quickly, and I understood it after a little dialing, and this time he said it more seriously and emotionally.

I heard a reporter next to him excitedly say: "The news has been confirmed, and it should be the principal of Beitai Technical School who left us.

I made a grateful and unbearable look, and said to Xu Banghua: "I resigned from the position of vice principal this time and chose to enter the entertainment industry, firstly, to avoid suspicion and not to bring confusion to the education industry, and secondly, to open up a new way to promote the culture of Chinese culture that I have always insisted on promoting." I believe that the spirit of entertainment also contains the spirit of learning, and on the road of artists in the future, I will unswervingly step out of my own style, properly integrate Chinese culture and entertainment elements, and meet the comprehensive spiritual needs of the public......"

This bull beep is justified and well-founded, and I have to believe it myself.

The school's greetings and send-off ended, followed by a program arranged by other local educational institutions in Macau.

A young female teacher led a group of children over and kindly reminded the children: "This is the vice principal of the spring that the teacher often mentions to the children, everyone say hello~"

The children greeted with milky voices: "Trouble~Spring~Vice~School~Principal~Good~"

I took off my sunglasses and mask, knelt down and greeted the children with a smile.

Remember, people who want to engage in art in the future must learn this trick, when there is a media, in the face of children and the elderly, it is better to stand than to squat, and it is better to kneel than to squat!

And brain-dead fans also need their idols to show as many flashes of humanity as possible, so don't stand if you can stand, don't squat if you can, as long as you are given the opportunity, kneel if you can!

A child childishly expressed his reverence to me: "Uncle Naochun, we will always remember your contribution to Little Macau, today you are leaving, we have specially prepared a gift for you." ”

I half-jokingly looked up at the media and expressed my sense of humor: "Whether this is taught by teachers or parents, it doesn't really fit the situation." ”

The media and nearby fans all laughed, and I asked the children again: "Uncle usually never accepts gifts, but if it is a gift from the little angels, the uncle should not refuse~"

The child smiled happily and took out a small handmade origami work from his pocket, which was very rough, and it was a child's handiwork at first glance.

"This is a flower, for you~"

As a sign of respect, the child bowed to me and placed the small white flower at my feet......

Who told him that he bowed when giving gifts? Who told him that he could fold flowers on white paper? Who told him... Who... Who told who told him that this white flower could be placed under someone else's feet?

My brain was short-circuited by the anger, and the complaints in my heart stuttered.

After the children who delivered the flowers, more children poured up.

They lined up in front of me, bowed to me one by one, and placed the gifts at my feet.

The gifts are handmade origami, varied, in addition to the most white flowers, some children folded me a small flower boat, some folded a small TV, and some craftsmanship is particularly good, folded a small car villa for me, and finally there was a bear child who folded a horse for me plus a pair of children ~ boys ~ children ~ women!

I knelt in front of a pile of "paper work" and was stunned for ten minutes, and the whole audience was also affected by my atmosphere, and everyone did not say a word, as if in silence.

It's hard for me not to be popular at this send-off ceremony!