Chapter 273: Daily Murder of Husband
On the second day of the recording of "Peach Blossom Valley", the task of the sect was to go into the water to fish. A group of 10 fish is caught first, and you can continue to enjoy the luxurious bedroom of the sect at night. I seriously doubt that the theme of this program group is to educate the artists participating in the show on the moral character of hardship, simplicity, diligence and thrift, otherwise why can't they offer some new reward conditions? Is it interesting to talk about accommodation all day long?
I explained my thoughts to the program team publicly, and in front of the camera and the audience all over the world, I asked solemnly: "In real life, the younger generation is worried about housing every day, and we, as artists who entertain the public, also bring the pressure of housing into the show, how can you make the audience embarrassed?"
The director praised me directly, he said that this is the case, the program team is to stimulate young people's desire to buy a house in this way, so that they know that in this society, the house is the foundation of life, otherwise even if there is a beautiful woman in her arms, it will not be blessed.
Yesterday, I established a romantic relationship with Ruan Mengmeng in front of the public by mistake, but we didn't do anything last night.
It's not that I'm determined and don't sit still, it's not that Ruan Mengmeng doesn't give me a chance, it's really that this program team is really ruthless, and when it comes to it, we lost in the sect mission yesterday, and they really didn't even give us a bed quilt, so we spent the night in the open air in the mountains.
After autumn, there are too many mosquitoes in the mountains, but the escort is not afraid, the Wen brothers turned into werewolves, mosquitoes can't bite their fur at all, and the Oiran is even more afraid, that body smells of smoke, ghosts can smoke away, and mosquitoes don't dare to go forward.
Ruan Mengmeng's state is similar to that of Oiran, Oiran relies on the smell of smoke to defend herself, she relies on cosmetics to protect her body, the foundation on her face is as thick as a mask, and mosquitoes can break her mouth when you take a bite.
But I didn't have the means to repel mosquitoes, so I could only hold on, and I couldn't stand it until the second half of the night, so I roared angrily, hugged Ruan Mengmeng into my arms with red eyes, and viciously ripped off her stockings.
Ruan Mengmeng woke up, gasped, waited, and saw that I put the stockings on my head, and with the protection of the stockings, I could only sleep for a few hours.
After suffering such a loss, the crew made it clear that they would not change the rules of the game, so I must work hard and resolutely win today's sect task.
I Kakaka scratched all over my body, and while scratching, I explained to the four people in our group: "I tell you, no one should give me a moth today, no one can listen to any grievances and disputes, and they can't catch up with a good night's sleep, we must put aside our prejudices and unite as one, give full play to the strength of the team, and win today's sect task!"
This night, a few of them are stronger than me, except that they were not bitten by mosquitoes, and other sins were not less, and they agreed to my proposal at the moment, saying that they would put aside the contradictions and work together to win the sect task.
The interactive host next to him narrated: "This rule of the game of the program group once again made the artists temporarily put aside their prejudices and entanglements, so can they finally completely turn hostilities into jade silks like other guests in the past? ”
It turned out to be all the same old routine, and I regret that I didn't watch a few previous episodes of the show beforehand.
The old cannon king announced the start of the sect mission, and the two of us rushed to the designated mission point at the same time.
We threw off our arms and ran, and Zhu San'er didn't lag behind at all. The hard-pressed foursome still has a hard-pressed face, and they have nothing to love, but they can't stand the work of Zhu San'er, she doesn't know what sun and moon essence she absorbed last night, or what panacea she ate, her spirit is surprisingly good, waving her belt to drive away the hard-pressed foursome, and the progress of the trip quickly overtook us.
There is a very large artificial lake outside the Peach Blossom Valley, which is very vast.
Green mountains and clear waters, the sun is shining, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and there are swarms of mosquitoes.
As soon as I saw the mosquitoes, my motivation came up and beckoned my teammates to start collecting materials and making fishing tools.
But before we started to act, Zhu San'er was already shouting and shouting, forcing the foursome to take off their clothes and pants and plunge into the water under Zhu San'er's whip.
I wipe it, don't you have to play with your life like this? I don't give a chance at all, do you still bring a fish with your bare hands?
The rhythm was brought up by them, and we couldn't go to the flow of science and technology anymore, I said hurry up and take it off, let's get into the water too.
Easier said than done, at the critical moment, Oiran and Princess Ruan Mengmeng's illness reappeared, and they twisted and pinched the camera and replied shyly, but they refused to take off their clothes. The Wen brothers were also not angry, saying that they could not swim.
I can't persuade those two girls, in front of the camera, I can't force them, just Zhu San'er's conditions still know how to prevent light, let alone these two goddesses.
But there is no need to get used to the two dogs of the Wen family, I said don't you two have half kobold blood? Dogs are born to swim, just try it.
The Wen brothers still disagreed, I wasn't used to them at all, and kicked them directly.
"Help~~Gollum~~Help!!"
"Mom~Mom~~~~"
The artificial lake adopts the method of vertical excavation, and it is impossible to touch it from the edge of the lake a little in, and the Wen brothers are up and down in the water, and they really can't swim.
But I still said yes, they didn't have the opportunity to try before, this time they were forced to go into the water, and the struggle stimulated the swimming talent in the genes, and soon mastered the standard dog planing style swimming style with hand planing and foot pedals, the brothers hung a look of surprise, smirked and swam around, looking stupid and cute enough, worthy of being a small milk dog combination loved by young and middle-aged and elderly women.
I took off only a pair of underwear, and first yelled at the Wen brothers: "Don't patronize and play, catch fish!" and then plunged down.
The artificial lake is stocked with all kinds of fish, most of which are large species in groups, this kind of fish swims very fast, and is very flexible, under normal circumstances, if you do not rely on tools, it is difficult to catch with your bare hands, let alone catch in the water, the difficulty is increased several times.
I didn't expect this to happen before I got underwater, and after several failed attempts to hunt down the fish, I realized that I had made a mistake in judgment and planned to go ashore and remake my fishing tools.
But before I could go ashore, I suddenly heard the people on the shore shouting and screaming, and when I turned my head, I saw that it was Ruan Mengmeng who had fallen into the water!
There are no waves and no surges in the lake, but Ruan Mengmeng didn't know why, she quickly floated downstream, and when she saw her movements, she couldn't swim, and after struggling a few times, she sank.
I buried my head in the water, and saw Ruan Mengmeng sinking while following the two schools of fish quickly away, her eyes were foggy, and she stretched out a hand to me weakly, asking me for help.
At that time, I didn't think much about it, the beautiful woman was killed in front of me, even if there was really any routine conspiracy, I couldn't turn a blind eye.
With the blessing of internal force, I quickly caught up with Ruan Mengmeng, held her in my arms, and floated to the surface.
"Hee-hee-hee~~"
People in the water, I heard the kind of laughter I heard yesterday in the mountains, and the laughter was naturally Ruan Mengmeng, she leaned on my arms, her machine-like face was expressionless, and suddenly her hands and feet were forceful, breaking away from my embrace, but hugging me tightly.
She came out of nowhere, and under her encirclement, I struggled several times and didn't break free.
Yesterday he just pushed me off the cliff, and today he wants to kill me again! Do you murder your husband every day?