After leaving the village chief's former residence, the three of them returned directly to the ancestral hall and began to prepare for tonight's ceremony. If you continue to wander around the village, it will inevitably be noticed by the villagers that something is wrong, not to mention that Shen Qingming and Qin Yeyou have never done this kind of work, if something goes wrong, it will be fatal.

Shen Qingming held a tile basin in his left hand and a white banner in his right hand, walking around the ancestral hall to exercise his sense of balance. Qin Yeyou was wearing filial piety clothes, his face was smeared with white ash, and he was responsible for greeting guests, and every time he walked in, Qin Yeyou handed over a piece of yellow paper, which said to visit here. The seats of the villagers were carefully arranged and planned by Yang Xu, and the political management of mountain villages was far less efficient and backward than that of cities; but the Chinese people's feelings and sophistication were vividly reflected here, and it was easy to go wrong without careful planning.

Qin Yeyou's face was born to mourn, Shen Qingming, who practiced in the house. Slander is slander, and he is still very kind to help Qin Yeyou distribute the so-called evil yellow paper to the passing guests.

"Hey, chief!" an aunt in the crowd shouted at the top of her voice, "What's the use of this yellow paper!"

Yang Xu didn't know where to go at this time, so Shen Qingming had no choice but to say nonsense: "Auntie, don't look at this paper ordinary, this yellow paper was left behind by the Nine Heavens Fairy when she went down to earth." The child uses this paper to write homework, and Koko guarantees 100 points. Uncle uses this paper cigarette to rejuvenate his majesty every night. Even if you go to the toilet with a piece of paper, you can cure old constipation. ”

When the villagers heard that the paper was so easy to use, they rushed up to grab the paper. Seeing that Shen Qingming was about to be surrounded in the crowd, Qin Yeyou decisively raised the yellow paper and took advantage of the opportunity for the villagers to raise their heads and dragged him out.

"The long-standing small-scale peasant economic model has been preserved in a more complete form in the countryside, and at the same time, it has also determined the class conservatism of small-scale peasant producers. Qin Yeyou said to Shen Qingming, who was spread on the ground.

"What are you doing...... Comfort me?" Shen Qingming asked, compared to those villagers who grabbed paper, Qin Yeyou, who suddenly said so many words, was obviously more frightening.

Qin Yeyou nodded seriously.

The cattle company passing by here snorted strangely and said, "The two Taoist leaders still have that kind of habit?"

"No, hey!" Shen Qingming hurriedly got up, "Don't chew the root of your tongue!"

"It's all men, they can understand and understand. Niu Enterprise smiled slyly, "But in the end, it is the right way to marry a daughter-in-law honestly, Widow Zhao don't look at the water-based poplar before, after living with the village chief, she is not obedient, she cooks every meal herself, and even makes wine by herself." ”

Shen Qingming hurriedly interrupted and diverted the topic: "Widow Zhao is so diligent? ”

"That's no way, who can't let her add a dingjia to others. Niu Enterprise laughed when she said this, "If she hadn't doubled her efforts to please the village chief, the village chief would have kicked her a long time ago." ”

Suddenly there was a foul smell in the air, and it smelled very uncomfortable, but I didn't know where the source was.

Niu Enterprise continued: "Widow Zhao is very attentive, and she doesn't even let others into the kitchen. The village chief told us at the time that since he got along with Widow Zhao, he had not even touched tap water. ”

Let's not talk about this kind of topic of the Li family, the owner of the family, how did he know about it, just say that he knows everything about the evil smile!

Yang Xu, who had been missing for a while, ran back from outside in an apricot yellow robe, with a foul smell on his robe. Niu Enterprise hurriedly covered his nose and fled into the ancestral hall, so that Shen Qingming at least didn't have to be so embarrassed.

"Are you ready?" Yang Xu asked, "I just went out for a while, why did Niu Enterprise look at you with such strange eyes? By the way, what about your yellow paper?"

"The villagers are here. Qin Yeyou was embarrassed to mention that the yellow paper was snatched away by them.

Yang Xu told them to remember safety first, and then pushed open the door of the ancestral hall. The dust and dirt in the corners were lifted in the wind, and they were very clear in the light of the central campfire, and the light and darkness were reflected on everyone's faces, and there was nowhere to hide any thoughts.

"Heaven and earth have righteousness! Miscellaneous manifolds!" Yang Xu shouted with a broken gong, "the lower is the river, and the upper is the sun and the star." ”

Shen Qingming threw the clay pot at the door of the ancestral hall, and shouted: "Yu people say Haoran, Peihu is full of darkness." Huanglu should be Qingyi, Han and Tuming Court!"

Qin Yeyou whispered: "When the poor festival is seen, one by one. ”

Yang Xu stepped into the ancestral hall, walked straight to the ancestral tablet in the innermost part, and pulled out a foot of red silk from his sleeve and burned it on the fire. pinched the finger of the sword and read: "The four elephants are divided, the six poles have changed, the princes of the Niu family are above, and the virtuous sons and grandsons of Jinduer have entered the ancestral hall!"

Shen Qingming picked up the white flag prepared in advance and waved: "The Niu family treasure spring people come to feast and sacrifice, and specially offer Li Haowen 5,000 yuan incense candles, the first offering Niu Yugui 500 yuan incense candles, the second offering Niu Yugui 300 yuan incense candles, and the third offering Niu Jin 200 yuan incense candles." The remaining forty-five people offered three hundred yuan of incense candles. ”

The people in the crowd who were being read their names were a little smug and smiled smugly.

After reading the incense list, Yang Xu took out a peachwood short sword, shook it on the fire, and shouted: "The Niujia Baoquan is not fast enough to get up! The Netherworld Road is narrow, and the Yangguan Road is wide! The cypress wood rises to the coffin, and the pig iron hair coffin!"

Qin Yeyou added with a cold face: "There is resentment to repay grievances, and there is revenge to take revenge." ”

A strangely colored flame bloomed from the peachwood sword, burning from the back of the sword all the way to the hilt, quickly covering the entire blade. Yang Xu held the burning wooden sword, but his face did not change, and he said: "The way of heaven is clear, humanity is far away, the face is easy to grow old, and the white bones are difficult to escape." On the road of three lives, I feel that there are few three lives. Looking back on reincarnation, half yin and half yin. ”

"Mom......" someone in the crowd whispered, "this, this, this, this, ......"

Shen Qingming had already walked around to the coffin at this time, bowed respectfully to the tablet of the deceased, and inserted three coarse incense sticks into the incense burner, and the green smoke curled and scattered all over the ancestral hall.

Yang Xu saw that everyone's emotions had been mobilized, and threw the burning wooden sword into the brazier in front of the hall. The body of the wooden sword was once coated with white phosphorus, and the ignition point of white phosphorus was extremely low, and the flame temperature was only about forty degrees, so Yang Xu dared to hold the burning sword. The wooden sword burned pale green smoke in the brazier, and Yang Xu held his breath and sat on the futon.

According to what was said before, Qin Yeyou began to knock on the Muyu Dizang Sutra, while Shen Qingming was responsible for coating the coffin cover with lime. People with wealthy families often use four whole wood squares to make longevity vessels, called the four corners, that is, the cover plate, the bottom plate and the side plate are made of whole square materials, and the four corners are painted white with lime means that the deceased is uprooted from all kinds of diseases, and by the way, the coffin is prevented from being eaten by mosquitoes, insects, rats and ants, hoping that the deceased will go peacefully and there will be no disease and disaster in the next life.

When Qin Yeyou read the Thousand Tribulations Measure and couldn't know a word, Yang Xu suddenly opened his eyes, his black pupils turned dark green at some point, and his whole body was soaked with sweat, and there was no longer any life. Except for his goatee, which was still trembling slightly, the whole person was no different from a water ghost from the abyss of the underworld.

"Return! I! life! come!" Yang Xu roared and roared, "Ahh!!h