Chapter 207: It's a joke
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Xiang Xueqin shouted indignantly, and at the same time, put the chopsticks into the bamboo tube in Zhang Qingshan's hand, sandwiched a piece of beef, and forcibly fed Zhang Qingshan to eat. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Zhang Qingshan chewed helplessly.
Xiang Xueqin didn't take it seriously, but when she used the chopsticks that had just sandwiched the beef to pick up a little vegetable in her own bamboo tube, and just put it in her mouth, her eyes lit up - the taste of meat and meat is very different~!
If it was replaced by another wounded, Xiang Xueqin would think about it at most, but in the face of Zhang Qingshan - when Zhang Qingshan was seriously injured and hospitalized for the first time, Xiang Xueqin often blackmailed him to eat chicken legs under various names.
Glanced left and right, yes! no one.
Xiang Xueqin leaned over a little and glanced at Zhang Qingshan, but found that Zhang Qingshan was chewing beef, but his eyes were looking at the bamboo tube, his gaze was a little scattered, and he was obviously in a daze.
"Boom!"
The chopsticks accidentally touched the bamboo tube, making a muffled sound that woke Zhang Qingshan up.
As soon as Zhang Qingshan saw the chopsticks, he instinctively turned the bamboo tube to the left to avoid it.
"Hey, don't be so stingy, I just want to have a taste. "In front of so many people, grabbing meat and eating with the wounded and sick, this is going to get out, but it is really shameless, although the relationship between the two is already an open secret, but Xiang Xueqin's cheek has not reached this thickness. Therefore, when he spoke, his voice was very small, and he still had a coquettish taste: "You just let me taste it~!"
"Oh!"
What else is there to say about your own woman, besides, it's not the first time you've been bullied by your own woman. Zhang Qingshan answered, and hurriedly leaned over the bamboo tube in his hand.
Xiang Xueqin couldn't wait to pick up a piece of beef and chew it deliciously.
Otherwise, it is appropriate for a man to feel sorry for a woman. No, Zhang Qingshan took the initiative to send her a second piece in the bamboo tube, and Xiang Xueqin didn't refuse. But when it was time to send the third piece, Xiang Xueqin was a little embarrassed, and asked in a whisper while peeking around with some expectation: "Isn't this okay? This is the ...... of the wounded after all."
"You don't want to eat?"
"Yes!"
"That's it. ”
In the fourth piece, Xiang Xueqin said that he didn't want anything, and in the end, the two of them were in a burst of "communication", almost one and a half - the sharing was completed.
The careful care of a nurse's girlfriend is different, and in the following days, Zhang Qingshan was very happy, he didn't have to do anything, even if he used a wooden stick as a crutch, he walked on the ground, and Xiang Xueqin was also very gentle to support. Especially every time they camp, the two of them walked into the distance, sat together holding hands, and watched the sunset, which felt so happy. Absolute "fake public and private": on the surface, a nurse takes care of the wounded, and in private everyone understands that the two are openly in love, but you can't find fault with it, you can only envy, jealousy and hate.
But what touched Zhang Qingshan the most was that whenever it rained, Xiang Xueqin would rather be drenched in chicken soup than let Zhang Qingshan get wet. Later, Hu Yingze couldn't stand it anymore, so he found a coat out of nowhere, and then quietly ordered his comrades: When it rains, you all stay away from Lian for a long time and don't look back. In this way, the two were huddled together, barely getting drenched.
Happiness is always short-lived, and the "suffering" of happiness in suffering accounts for most of the time.
On the third day, Zhang Qingshan said that he would not lie on a stretcher anymore and would have to walk with crutches. In the end, the two sides reached an agreement: Zhang Qingshan rode a horse -- due to the constant nuisance and sneak attacks of the enemy's cavalry, the cavalry of the Red Army's outer defense suffered great losses, and later, the more than 100 war horses originally assigned to the assault company were also transferred away one after another, and up to now, there are only 12 horses left in the assault company.
Because of the increasing consumption of food and the lack of place to replenish it, the morale of the entire army at this time was depressed. However, the enemy's cavalry harassment became more and more frequent, and they even dared to sneak attack the headquarters of the Second Front Army at night, and their arrogance was very arrogant.
On the fifth day after Zhang Qingshan's operation, in order to combat the enemy's arrogance, in order to improve our morale, and in order to make the next road a little easier, the headquarters decided: set up an ambush and kill the enemy cavalry regiment that had been following behind. And this task fell on the model division that happened to be walking in the rear of the troops, the Red 17th Division.
After some reconnaissance and discussion, the Red 17th Division decided to ambush the enemy cavalry regiment at a place called Yanzikou (originally a nameless place, Liu Yongjiang gave it a name according to the terrain).
Yanzikou is actually a pass, and there is a ridge about four or five meters high on both sides of this pass, which extends to three or four miles, and there is a small basin behind it. Based on the observation of the enemy in the past few days, and the arrogance that the enemy has gradually developed, there is a good chance that they will not make a detour, so this ambush site is very ideal.
According to the arrangement, the three main regiments of the 17th Red Division, the 51st Regiment was responsible for the pass, the 49th Regiment was responsible for defending the left side of the basin, and the 50th Regiment was responsible for defending the right side of the basin.
Everyone knew that Zhang Qingshan was belligerent, but now that he was injured, in order not to let him know about it, Hu Yingze ordered not to tell him, and at the same time quietly reminded Xiang Xueqin what to do.
However, Zhang Qingshan is now a company commander after all, and although he is injured, he can ride around the camp on horseback, who dares to stop him? How can such a large-scale transfer be concealed from him. After learning about this from Zhou Baoyu, who was shocked by his majesty, Zhang Qingshan angrily found a few old acquaintances who were holding a meeting behind a hillside.
"I said, are you going to steal chickens and dogs behind my back, or are you going to be deserters? ”
Looking at Zhang Qingshan, who was riding on a horse, with a sneer on his face, and teasing everyone in a weird manner, everyone who stood up in shock showed a wry smile. According to their understanding of Zhang Qingshan, obviously, this matter has been known to Zhang Qingshan, otherwise, there would be no such attitude and strange words.
Hu Yingze sighed and said with a smile: "Lao Zhang, this is not ...... You were injured and afraid that you would be impulsive, so I didn't tell you. ”
"Bullshit!" Zhang Qingshan looked at Hu Yingze coldly: "I'm injured, but Lao Tzu hurt my legs and not my hands, do you think I can't even shoot a gun?" Besides, Lao Tzu is still riding a horse, and he is definitely faster than you, so why can't he fight?"
As he spoke, he glanced at everyone, and seeing that everyone looked a little embarrassed, Zhang Qingshan became more and more angry: "Lao Hu, I remember that we have a division of labor, you take charge of political work, and I grasp the military, right?"
"This ...... Yes, that's right. ”
"That's good!" Zhang Qingshan raised his leg and jumped off the horse, although his left foot touched the ground slightly and hurt a little, but now it is about face, when he wants to be imposing, it is death, and Zhang Qingshan will not show a little pain. Sit down and wave to everyone: "What are you doing standing, come and sit." ”
After seeing everyone laughing and sitting down, Zhang Qingshan complained: "It's not that I'm talking about you, I'm not just a little injured, and it's not that I am missing an arm or a broken leg, why do you have to secretly hide it from me when you have a meeting, is it interesting? Could it be that I, the company commander, am so unpopular?"
Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, I'm a little embarrassed. However, Wang Wu, the martial artist, didn't mind at all, and said with a smile: "Okay, company commander, don't be angry......
With him opening his mouth, everyone hurriedly explained, and in the end, it was Peng Peng who waved his hand and said, "Okay, let's continue the meeting, have a meeting!"
Zhang Qingshan smiled contentedly, but someone stopped doing it.
"Lao Zhang, before the meeting, I asked you something in private. ”
Zhang Qingshan regained his face, and replied with a good grin: "Lao Hu, what are you polite to us, you just have to ask if you have something." ”
"Did you explain to your brother and sister when you came over?"
Zhang Qingshan lowered his head and thought about it very seriously, shook his head, but didn't notice that in the direction behind him, a female nurse was running over...... Who called Zhang Qingshan to ridicule everyone just now, which made everyone very faceless, so at this time, everyone was like a soul, and no one was willing to remind Zhang Qingshan. Some even forced themselves to laugh and bow their heads, so as not to be seen by Zhang Qingshan that something was wrong.
But Zhang Qingshan was not easy to deal with, and soon found that everyone's expressions were very different, but he didn't expect Xiang Xueqin to run over at all, but thought that the reason why everyone looked so good was that he was afraid of his wife.
So, Zhang Qingshan, who was extremely face-saving, had a fire in his heart, straightened his neck and shouted: "We are big men, we should let some mother-in-law on weekdays, but when we do things, can we explain to a mother-in-law...... Don't laugh! I'm serious. I tell you, don't look at me letting her in front of people, but in private, go and ask, does she dare to disobey me? Let her go east, she will never dare to go west, let her chase dogs, she will never dare to catch chickens...... What do I mean by this, and you are still laughing? Laughing at a fart! Lao Tzu stands up to the sky, spit on a nail in one mouthful, and is guilty of lying to you on this little thing...... If you don't believe it, you wait, wait and let you see how Lao Tzu ** your sister-in-law...... Ouch!"
To be honest, the more arrogant others laughed, the more Zhang Qingshan felt embarrassed, so this cowhide naturally blew up, but in his heart, he knew very well what was going on. Therefore, don't look at how hard he blows, but he secretly complains in his heart: I hope you don't take it seriously, otherwise, I will be miserable when I turn back.
Maybe he was praying to God and Buddha in his heart, so he didn't notice that Xiang Xueqin was standing behind him early, with his hands on his waist, his face was red, and he gritted his teeth and looked at him fiercely.
However, none of these bastard comrades-in-arms reminded him not to say anything, and for fear that Zhang Qingshan would find out, they all felt the same way and didn't look up to look at Xiang Xueqin behind Zhang Qingshan.
Xiang Xueqin, who was embarrassed and indignant, really couldn't listen to it anymore, or really didn't want Zhang Qingshan to make jokes again, so she had to use a lightning move, twisted Zhang Qingshan's ears, and shouted: "You come over for me!"
"Ha! Ha......" Everyone held back a long laugh, and finally broke out at this moment.
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