The wind is blowing the bangs, shalala~ drooling, saliva, la~~

Whose guy is going, walking, walking, busy~ It turns out that he is going to ~~ find fault ~~~~~

Two bottles of Sman No. 2, with honeysuckle ~ a knife and an axe in his waist ~

The left hand is called the flower chicken ~ the right hand Zhou Black Duck, and there is a wahahaha in his pocket, babbling and babbling~~

It's Saturday rest again, I came to the villa of Zhuang Zhiyuan, the dean of the martial arts academy, with an oiran beaming bag, and I came today for nothing else, even if he is a dragon tooth and dragon horn, he has to hand over one or two or three or five things to me, anyway, I will never return empty-handed!

Ringing the doorbell, an eight or nine-year-old girl came to answer the door, and I greeted politely: "You are the daughter of Dean Zhuang Zhiyuanzhuang, we are his students, and we have come to visit Dean Zhuang." ”

The little girl seemed to be used to this kind of scene, and imitated the tone of the adult and said politely: "Eh, come here, what else do you want~"

I lifted my hands full of gifts: "A little heart is not a respect." ”

The little girl took it and put it at her feet with great difficulty, and then said that my father was not at home, and raised her hand to close the door.

I've seen people who don't do anything when they receive gifts, and it's a bit too much to receive gifts without showing up.

I knocked again, and the door opened, but I didn't see the little girl, and a teenage boy answered the door.

I was a little impatient and polite, and said to the little boy, "I'm looking for your father, my sister at home?"

The little boy looked me up and down and said critically, "When you come to the leader's house, you have two empty paws?"

I looked at his feet, and I couldn't see the gift of being disarmed by the little girl so hard, and the movement was so fast.

The king of Hades saw that the little ghost was difficult, so I took out my pocket and pinched it, took out about 5,000 yuan, and handed it over with a reluctant voice: "Na, buy a coffin for your father!"

The little boy took the money and said to me: "If you die, my father won't die." With that, he closed the door again.

Hey, these two bear kids, they're really me off.

This time I was not polite at all, and slammed the door with my fist.

The door opened again, and I wanted to reprimand the little boy for being rude, but the person who answered the door was replaced by a big fat boy of six or seven years old.

The big fat boy pointed at me inarticulately: "Come and lead the family with empty paws~"

I really couldn't get enough of talking to him, so I grabbed the little boy's big fat mouth and threw him aside, pushed the door and walked in.

As soon as I entered the room, I was scared with Oiran, and I saw that in the blind corner of the sight next to the door, there were seventeen or eighteen bear children of different ages standing in a row by the wall, the little fat man was thrown to the ground by me and cried bitterly, and the children at the head of the row rubbed their hands excitedly: "It's my turn~"

Wheeled gift-taking, this is definitely a new level of corruption.

The cries of the big fat boy drew out the parents, and Zhuang Zhiyuan walked down from the upper floor.

"Yo~ Naochun and Su Yun, why do you have time to come? Don't you have to go to Nao's Technical School?"

Seeing the deity, my anger has dropped slightly, but not being angry does not mean that I am not picky: "Lao Zhuang, you can really pretend, I can be regarded as an eye-opener, where did you invite so many ancestors, this year can help you pay a lot of benefits." ”

Zhuang Zhiyuan smiled shamelessly: "Eh, let's eat, I'm the dean of a college, how much business I have to run all year round, and the school was financially tight before, and I couldn't come up with any money, so I have to find a way to do it myself~"

I laughed angrily: "It's a shame that you can think of this way, now that the economic situation has improved, these ancestors can be withdrawn, it's too much to discredit you." ”

"Where to retreat? This is all biological~"

I was startled: "I'll go, it's okay, Lao Zhuang, you dare to give birth too much~"

Zhuang Zhiyuan wanted to drive the children back to the room, but the children who didn't get the benefits in line didn't cooperate at all, shouting that it was unfair. I generously took out my pocket to give a red envelope, it doesn't matter if you break some money, things can be done.

Oiran sat on the sofa and looked left and right, and asked, "Didn't you see your sister-in-law?"

Zhuang Zhiyuan waved his hand: "I left early, I have had a hard time these years, and I ran away with the pancake fruit seller at the school gate." ”

"Nor with the pancake seller?"

"People earn 120,000 yuan a month, and my monthly salary is 12,000. ”

"Oh......"

I drank tea and pretended to be curious to lead to the topic: "It's hard to take care of your own children, and these children of yours are also dragons?"

"Hey, you can also bring a little ability, there is not one percent of the normal amount, my ex-wife is an ordinary human, the ability and the human combination, the characteristics of the offspring will be more human. ”

I pretended to regret it: "Oh, that's a pity, there aren't many dragons left right now." ”

Zhuang Zhiyuan sighed and said: "Isn't it, I and my ex-wife were impulsive to cook rice and rice, and I can't regret my identity, so I made a scene that seemed to be full of children and grandchildren, but in fact, it was the end of the dragon clan." Hey~ If you can find a stranger, no matter what race she is, how can she pass on the bloodline of the dragon clan~"

It didn't take a few words to tease Zhuang Zhiyuan's heart, and I think I can use it.

I approached Zhuang Zhiyuan and pretended to be funny: "What, Lao Zhuang, if you really have an idea, let me introduce you to someone?"

Zhuang Zhiyuan's face turned red: "What do you say, you can't make such a joke, although I am divorced, but I am a person with a career, and I have so many children, I have to take into account their feelings......"

Zhuang Zhiyuan's refusal was not simple, obviously with a hint of heart.

I turned on the fancy brainwashing mode: "Don't think about complicated things, I'm worried about leaving a future for our dragon clan, and it has nothing to do with family responsibilities." Dragons, that's a rare and noble species among the supernatural, who can be willing to let him become extinct like this, don't say that you are divorced, even if you are not divorced, you can tell your wife that you can tell the truth, I don't believe you look at that precious horse, you can see that you can pull out and breed, that is, you value reputation too much, and your sense of responsibility is too strong. ”

My words hit the nail on the head, Zhuang Zhiyuan's breathing immediately became short, and I continued the routine: "Actually, there are many people with abilities who are facing the same problem as you, I think it's time for the people who are troubled by this problem to communicate together, and see if we can solve this matter from the level of species inheritance that transcends morality." ”

I made a bit of a big turn, and Zhuang Zhiyuan didn't understand it too much: "Then what do you mean......"

I squinted my eyes and said, "It's to introduce you to the female endangered abilities who are also facing the problem of bloodline inheritance, and then you'll be... Uh-huh~~~"

Zhuang Zhiyuan immediately looked at the Oiran, and then turned his head like an electric shock and smiled: "This... Can this be done?"

Oiran also thought I was talking about her, so she was not happy on the spot, and said to me: "For the sake of the teacher, I have no problem with him as many times as I want, but I don't want to give birth to a child~"

I glared at her: "When did I say that you made an appointment with him? You are my cabbage, how can you let others arch casually~"

After listening to my explanation, Zhuang Zhiyuan was embarrassed, and he rubbed his legs with a dry smile: "I'll just say that I don't have that Yanfu......"

I was really tempted by him~

"Lao Zhuang, don't be discouraged, the one I want to introduce to you, the conditions are no worse than my female apprentice, the appearance is a few points worse, and you can get it back in terms of variety!"

Zhuang Zhiyuan and Oiran didn't believe me, Zhuang Zhiyuan asked me: "This... Su Yun is the patriarch of the Hitomi clan, and there is someone more noble than her? You don't mean the red eyes of the three-eyed clan, right?

"What do you say, how can I push my own people into the fire pit, and inherit the descendants with the three-eyed clan, it is better to be a special last. ”

Zhuang Zhiyuan agreed: "It's not a drop~"

I revealed the answer: "The one I said who can match the dragon root of Shanglaozhuang is the oldest group among the superpowers, the plant system!"

"You mean Dean Yunuo!" Zhuang Zhiyuan was shocked: "That's absolutely unacceptable~~~"

I sat up straight and looked at him with a smile: "Yo~So you know her identity~"

Zhuang Zhiyuan was stunned: "How much do you know?"

"Hmm... Do you mean that the old dean Liu Yang entrusted Yunuo to monitor the Academy of Literature and Art, or did the Yunuo family take on the mission of preventing Gaia's recovery?"

Zhuang Zhiyuan sighed: "It seems that she told you, then you should understand the particularity of her identity, the foreign sword disappeared in order to cooperate with her mission, I didn't tell you the truth, it's really too much to do." ”

I waved my hand: "Don't talk about those troubles, let's continue to discuss the succession, how about Dean Yunuo?

Zhuang Zhiyuan thought I was joking: "You know so many secrets, don't you know that Dean Yunuo is the old principal's woman?

"Pull it down, Yu Nuo said this to hide his bloodline identity and find an excuse for himself to be reused and promoted, do you really believe it?"

A sentence woke up the person in the dream, Zhuang Zhiyuan recalled the past: "If you say so, there is really such a possibility, or I also think that the relationship between the two of them was not so close at the beginning, and Yu Nuo usually behaves quite contrived." ”

"Right, right, you can think about it without these concerns. ”

Zhuang Zhiyuan blushed: "People... Can people agree?"

I patted myself on the chest: "I'll match you with a wool~ I can assure you that this matter is iron, and as long as it is settled, I will first take out 200,000 yuan as your inheritance fund, and after the matter is completed, she will not affect your life, and I can also give you 5 million at one time to help you develop!"

Zhuang Zhiyuan muttered: "This line is so familiar?"

"What are you hesitating about, the fair-skinned and beautiful little young woman is waiting for you~"

Zhuang Zhiyuan hesitated for a long time before hammering his legs: "For the sake of racial bloodline, I let it go, and this matter will be troublesome to Principal Chun~"

I smiled: "It's easy to say~"

Zhuang Zhiyuan kept a high level of nervousness and asked me: "Then now you can tell me, what do you want me to do for you after doing so much?"

"Refreshing~" I praised it, and then took out the pliers hacksaw pinned to my waist: "I'm just curious to ask, how old are you dragons to change your teeth?"

"Oh, you ask this, I'm full of dentures~"

"Clams?"

Zhuang Zhiyuan explained embarrassedly: "You are still young and don't understand, giving birth to a child is the most likely to lead to calcium loss." ”