346. Male and female
"Brother Xuan, let's go drink. After chatting for a while, Yu Bailian unsurprisingly brought up this matter that he would definitely mention.
"Don't go!" Chen Taixuan refused, it's okay to drink, but if I drink with you, I really don't have any interest, besides, there are still things to do.
"Why?" asked Yu Bailian.
"I have something to do. Chen Taixuan replied directly.
"What's the matter?"
"I want to maintain order in the rivers and lakes and let everyone coexist peacefully. Chen Taixuan said lightly.
"Brother Xuan, don't lie to people, even if I am stupid, I can know that it is impossible for you to do this. Yu Bailian said very simply.
"Even you can see it, it seems that my level of lying is getting worse and worse now, hey, don't say it, I'm sad, I'm going to read more. Chen Taixuan said as he let Ben Ben leave, but before he left, he was pulled off by Yu Bailian from Ben Ben.
"Brother Xuan, don't be sad, it's a good thing not to lie, it's good not to tell if you can't lie. Yu Bailian said solemnly.
God, how did you create such a foolish thing, you made it, why did you keep sending him to me, did you want me to kill him?
Chen Taixuan looked at Yu Bailian and felt that his idea was very reliable, God must have a deep meaning in doing this, and he must feel that this guy should not stay in the world, because he is a product of failure.
Since this is the case, then I will represent justice and destroy you to the Heavenly Dao!
Speaking of this Heavenly Dao Destruction, I feel really comfortable lately, it's been a long time since I've seen the word Heavenly Dao Destruction, and it's really comfortable to be a good person, wait a minute, is this what I should say?
It doesn't matter!
I've figured it out, as long as I'm comfortable, it's the best, why care about what villains are decent, I'm me, it's a different fireworks!
"Okay, Bailian, you just let go of Taixuan, Taixuan just wants to leave, Taixuan, do you have something?" Liu Yiru opened Yu Bailian's hand, then looked at Chen Taixuan and asked.
"Yes, I'm going to breed Clumsy. Chen Taixuan said solemnly.
"Hmph!" Stupid was very excited, it seemed to think that this was what Chen Taixuan meant to give it something good.
"......" Liu Yiru was sluggish, no matter what she thought, she didn't expect Chen Taixuan to use such a reason, which made her unable to start the topic at all, and she couldn't talk to him about breeding.
However, she can't talk, Yu Bailian can talk, and she has already spoken.
"Is your pig male or female?" Yu Bailian asked, this question made Liu Yiru a little ashamed, although she was only a pig, but this kind of question, she was a lady, and she still felt a little rude.
"This ...... I don't know. Chen Taixuan hesitated for a while and gave a puzzling answer.
"Don't know?"
"Yes, I don't know, stupid doesn't seem to have that kind of organ, not even **, it only eats and doesn't pull ......"
"Impossible, is it a pig?"
"No, it's a youkai. ”
“......”
Oh, that's reasonable, since they're all monsters, it's normal to have no of these organs, it's just a monster that looks like a pig, not that it's really a pig.
It's just that you're riding a monster down the street, isn't it a little too ostentatious?
And one more question –
"Didn't you just say that you would breed it? I don't know how to breed it? ”
"The boat will naturally go straight to the bridge, and maybe it will appear when the time comes. Chen Taixuan said very casually.
Well, needless to say, you're perfunctory.
"Taixuan, since you are here, then look at my sister-in-law's situation, her body has always been so fat, is there something wrong with her. Liu Yiru said at this time.
Chen Taixuan glanced at the little chubby girl, in her body, there were some diagnostic results, that's right, it's just like that, now that his merit value has become positive, he doesn't know about other abilities, but this ability seems to have been strengthened, even if it is an ordinary person, he can see at a glance what the other party has, and then what treatment is needed.
However, again, this is not the ability given by God, just because he has this ability, and then God gives him some convenience, of course, this convenience is still very good.
"As long as she eats less, exercises more, and doesn't eat greasy things, there will be no problem, gluttony and laziness have nothing to do with it, but don't push it on your body, this pot your body doesn't want to carry. Chen Taixuan said casually.
"What, I must have a physical problem, it's not that I'm greedy and lazy, you can't do it yourself, don't wronged me. The little chubby girl immediately retorted, she didn't feel like lying at all, but that didn't mean she didn't lie, she just lied to herself, thinking that it was a physical reason.
"Stupid, let's go!"
Chen Taixuan didn't bother to explain anything, this is your own body, and the person who bears the consequences is yourself, it's my business.
So, Chen Taixuan rode Ben Ben away, this time, he didn't give Yu Bailian a chance, and directly let Ben Ben run as fast as possible, and this one gallop is simply a ride, and this mount does not mean that it is a horse, so this word is used perfectly.
And Yu Bailian wanted to catch up, but found that he couldn't catch up with a pig, think about what Chen Taixuan said, stupid is a monster, he has reason to comfort himself, he can't compare to a monster, that's normal, normal.
After Chen Taixuan left, Liu Yiru found an opportunity and said to Yu Bailian: "Bailian, if your sister wants to lose weight, she has to take care of herself, I believe that Taixuan will not lie to us, there is no need for this." ”
Yu Bailian nodded: "Well, I also think that Brother Xuan won't lie to us, so from then on, I won't bring her food, and let her eat less than two meals for supper, just let her eat two meals." ”
“......”
Liu Yiru suddenly realized that she seemed to be very stupid, and she should ask her husband how much this sister-in-law eats a day.
And it is said that after Chen Taixuan rode Ben and left, when he was running wildly, suddenly, his crotch was empty, and Ben Ben suddenly disappeared, fortunately he had martial arts, a beautiful front flip, and then turned around three hundred and sixty degrees and landed firmly on the ground.
At this time, he was not in the mood to appreciate his chic and superb posture, he just wanted to find the stupid, and then beat him up so that you could play with me and suddenly disappear, causing the master and me to almost fall.
Come out for me, you stupid!
Soon, Chen Taixuan found Ben Ben, and looked at Ben Ben with some surprise.
"Why are you getting smaller again?"
At this point, Clumsy returned to its original size, a pink piglet smaller than a piglet.
What's going on, I'm not surprised that you grew up overnight, but it's kind of weird that you suddenly retracted again.
Could it be that that growing up is not really growing up, just a kind of witchcraft of yours?