Chapter 260: I'm sorry, I'm a pretender

Dear readers and book lovers, friends. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 infoAs the title suggests, this single chapter is a pretender・・・・・・・・・・

As an author who decisively wrote a book based on his enthusiasm for a moment, the degree of this book can no longer be described as miserable.

There is no outline, no outline, no plan, and even ・・・・・ no time. Just thought of the beginning of a story and the self-righteous end of the dare to write rashly, and couldn't stand the temptation of vanity to accept the contract of the starting point, signed his name, and didn't know what to do with it.

In short, whether it is this "Arms Priest" or I write this book, I am like an unprepared adventurer, which is better called thinking and doing, and if it is ugly, I don't know what to say, and it is not as good as bullshit.

As I write (let's call it writing), more and more problems and contradictions come to the fore, large and small, but all of them are fatal to the book.

There is not only the backbone between the ideal and the reality, but also the gap between hard work and talent, a kind of dead end that is more wrong and more written, and the more wrong it is, it seems that it can't go to the end.

I've thought about a lot of changes during this time, but you know, dogs can't change .......... Sometimes (or most of the time) what is written down is not controllable, wanted!

Actually, what I want is very simple, but it is not easy to write it, I don't know if it takes time or talent to make up for it, but at least, I am not the kind of genius who can surpass God in the first book. Maybe I'm the kind of fool who can't be unpaid with hard work.

I have wanted to open such a single chapter many times to complain, but my character is really not a person who is good at expression, and even if I express it, it is often incomprehensible, inconsistent, and in the end it is a bullshit. For example, I don't even know what I'm writing about. There are so many words above that I haven't even written what I want to say.......

This is probably a skill that writers who want to get to the bottom of the water want, hehe.

In fact, after nearly a year of writing, I don't know how many times I have asked myself and this book, what do I want to express myself, or what do I want to get?

Then in the end, I opened it and pondered it, but I found that I wrote the book because I had a book shortage at that time, and there were no books to read.

So I naturally thought of writing my own book!

The decision was rushed and hasty, but it was very much in line with me at the time and worthy of my age at the time, this year I was 26, so I was 25 last year, okay that's nonsense.

Some people say that writing books is like a child of their own, to love and care for her. At least for a hopeless novel like mine, long pain is better than short pain, and giving it a pleasure is the most appropriate thing, so that it is worthy of the reader, even more worthy of the book, and finally myself.

The information I received after the second month of writing hit me and I wanted to waver, at that time it was a contract that gave me a little hope, a little hope to the extreme, the blood was still warm, and in the sixth month, I wavered again. But I would say that it was not the writing itself that wavered, but the disappointment with the book. That month, I unexpectedly received a second unsolicited contact from the editor, and the last time so far. The first time was to inform me to prepare my identity information to sign an exclusive contract, and this time it was a shelf notification. Hehe,And my editor-in-charge from writing to the present our QQ chat record is only two sentences,The first sentence is to inform me that the editor can sign a if the review is passed,Then sign the contract editor and sign a contract with me,The second sentence is'Get ready on the shelves on Friday' Hehe,Two sentences are less than twenty words,That's all。

This release notice really made my blood burst back again, of course, just a moment. I understand that this is just a consolation from the editor for a stupid X like me who fights the streets to death and still doesn't give up.

However, it also brings another problem, that is, the number of items that need to be completed per month that is clearly written in the contract, and the breach of contract clause・・・・・・ and the pomp... Although I have completed the minimum total word limit on the contract, I ・・・・・ forget it.

I remember reading a statistic, I can't remember the specifics, but the general meaning is that out of a thousand people who write novels, less than 100 people can sign with Starting Point A for the first time, and less than 10 of these 100 people can be put on the shelves for the first time. This data may be a lot of water, but it also shows that it is a very proud thing to be able to sign a contract for the first time when you write a novel, and it is a matter of pride to put it on the shelves.

In fact, this proud record alone has made me feel comfortable for a long time, and I am also a layman, and it is understandable that I am inevitably utilitarian and vain.

But I feel that I'm a little shameless.

The book was already terminally ill, and I was still adding tumors to its body, bloated, ugly, and lingering.

It can be regarded as a noun, not as a specific data standard, but it is often used to describe those great writers, I really lack pen power, no pen power even if there is a wonderful story framework can not be written, not to mention that my book is not even complete in the framework.

I longed for my pen to grow, like a toad standing in a well waiting for a swan to fall from the sky, because I didn't try to make it, just like I wanted money, but I didn't think about how to make it. In fact, if I write for half an hour a day, I can get the guarantee of thousands of oceans per month, but I don't, as for the reason・・・・・ maybe it's because I'm lazy, or maybe I don't want to bow down and accept it, who knows.

Speaking of which,I suddenly don't know what to say.,Because,After so much, I still seem to be talking nonsense.,Forget it.,Nonsense, nonsense.,Make up a little more word count and I'll send it out as a single chapter.,If you say I'm water.,Just say I'm water.,What's wrong with him.,Anyway, there won't be two or three people a day who will come to the starting point to subscribe to the genuine version with the starting coin.,I believe that most of the people who see my chapter are watching piracy.,In fact, it doesn't matter.,Even if you all look at the genuine version, I estimate that the data is even more ugly than Zhao Si's father.。

Let's talk about the data, I wrote at the beginning for ten months, put it on the shelves for three or four months, and the total gifts and rewards I received, plus subscriptions, totaled 28.6 yuan, and what I paid was more than 3 million finger taps and more than 1,000 hours of racking my brains・・・・・・ is it not disproportionate to pay and return?

When I first wrote this book, I thought about using it to make money, and there were, but the proportion was really small, so small that ・・・・・・ didn't bother to care about it.

I regard my actions as feelings, this is a word that has been often said recently, it can be regarded as Wenqing's prodigal plot, I used to call myself Wenqing, but obviously I am not, because I said above, I am a layman, eating, drinking, lazing, panting and farting.

Now the feelings are still there, but it is more of a complex, a kind of reluctance, reluctance is because I want to give up, so I am reluctant, so I am still persevering, so I am still in the water・・・・・

I used to fantasize about being cheap, and when I'm old, I really hope that this song is for you, uh・・・・・ it's the lyrics, and it's off topic again.

What I want to say is that when I am old, or I don't need to be old, when I finish writing this book, I can brag and say to those I know, I don't know, relatives or friends, etc., I am also a writer who has written novels of more than a million words~ I am a literati~ I am a~, do you know the? Don't you understand? You always know, to me is a sass, not a sullen, it is a real sass.......

Hey~ I really admire myself after saying so much, I haven't even talked about the point, or what I really want to say, the above ones are not called foreshadowing, if it is really foreshadowing, it is too unqualified, in fact, what I want to say is too straightforward, how can a young man like me say it like a notice・・・・・

I just don't say it..... You can see it, you can't see it... I don't dare to drop you, there is a kind of you come to my message area to scold me~ Maybe you don't even bother to scold me, because if you want to scold me, you have to go to the starting point to leave a message, for the vast majority of you, it may be impossible to log in to the starting point to create an account.

Can see my meaningless here to complain about the comrades who have been here, I can probably guess a few people, and only a few, well, maybe the word several is not appropriate, to be precise, there may only be two, and it is only possible, one is my father, and the other is a little handsome guy who will send me a good night every night at ten o'clock every night for more than two months, this handsome guy is also a man with a story, although he is only 17 years old, but his future achievements are limitless, you ask me why? Of course, it's because he reads my novels~ cut .....

As for other people,Maybe there are really friends who chase more every day.,Thank you.,But forgive me offense.,I'm really not sure if there's one.,Maybe when I saw me hanging an effectively updated chapter to send this kind of spit text.,I only read a few lines and turned it off.,I think there are only two possibilities to be able to stick to see here.。

One is 'true love', like the song sings, 'envy your beauty, pretense or sincerity', and the other is really idle and boring..... Which kind are you?

If you're true love, you should go to the starting point of the book review when you see this, and send a comment to show your existence, and if you're not true love, you should go to the book review and post a review (how does it feel a bit like the closing line of the happy camp...). Because, your idle egg hurts・・・・・・・

Am I being a tease, and it stands to reason that I should have sent you an easter egg just because you could insist on seeing this, but ・・・・・ didn't.

I opened this single chapter today to send a notice.,It's estimated that it's a few dozen words.,Unexpectedly,It's written and written into a single chapter.,And,It seems like there's a lot of words...

Hehe,It's only half an hour to write this single chapter.,More than 3,000 words in half an hour.,That's the speed of the gods.,But how can bragging compare with creation.,If it's normal writing,,These 3,000 words are estimated to take me about two hours.,If you're constipated, this time may be much longer...... Does this also mean that when I write a single chapter, I am in a state of being like a god?

Bullshit, I'm at most a chattering daily complaint, hey~

I can't remember where it came from・・・・・ so let's talk about the announcement.

In fact, I have almost figured out the general framework of the novel "Arms Priest", but I have no choice but to deal with that kind of simplicity and deformity, so what I want to say is that in the next period of time, I will try to compress the established plot, hoping to write the remaining content as quickly as possible, and forgive me for not being able to write it like this, I don't want to go on like this, this is a great responsibility to you, and it is also irresponsible to this terminally ill child.

Then there will definitely be a lot of problems in this way, such as the plot is not fine, too abrupt, running accounts, news broadcasts, these problems are inevitable, even if it is a great god, you ask him to write down the predetermined outline of two million words in hundreds of thousands of words, it is estimated that similar problems will occur, there is no way, I have to do this.

I've also thought about plans to write a new book after I've finished this embryonic work, and I'd love to do that, at least, every day I fantasize about how smoothly and chic I write a new book.

It's good to have ideas, I don't know who said this, it's very good, I do have ideas, but I'm also lazy, so lazy that I don't even bother to write down my usual inspirations and feelings, which is very bad, and it's also a taboo for an author, but I still haven't done it, because I'm lazy.......

Well, if I really want to write a new book, I set a plan for myself to prepare for at least half a year, and only after writing a book can I know that it is not easy to write a book, as everyone says, only when I become a parent can I know how difficult it is to be a parent. Especially this kind ・・・・・of fantasy or fantasy novel, the structure of a whole world, world view, rules, races, etc., etc., is too large and complicated, far from being as simple as imagined, many things are involved in the whole body, if not designed in advance, it will be timid, tied to the end, and it will not be able to be written at all.

Therefore, I don't think half a year is a long time, and this half year is also calculated after having a detailed framework, in fact, considering the framework and nature of a new book is a very direct and time-consuming research problem, so even if you write a new book, you have to prepare for more than half a year before you start writing.

Okay, it's far away, even writing a new book is after the completion of this bad work, although I decided to speed up the progress and end it quickly without considering the details and aesthetics, but I know that according to the urine nature of three or four thousand words of ink for me to write a notice, it may still be far from the completion of this book・・・・・・ however, I have laid down the preventive shot, if you find that the plot is fast and slow, the plot is suddenly dry, and the holidays are closed, please don't be surprised・・・・・・

Of course, you can also see that this book was abandoned here・・・・・ although there are only a few people who read this book in the first place, and even more so I can read this single chapter here.

Okay, let's talk about something pleasant, like, can you ask all the readers who see this to leave a comment in my starting book review section? Say anything, let me know if you read my book, okay?

Every day I refresh my book review section countless times, and I crave any of your opinions or suggestions, even counting me down, scolding me, I really scold・・・・・ but now there are no ads in my book review section・・・・・・

The saddest thing is not that everyone looks down on you, scolds you, or annoys you, but that everyone is too lazy to look at you, scold you, and annoy you・・・・・・

Thank you!

-- To the readers and the people I love the most

――――To my still surging youthful fantasies (to be continued.) )