"Roar~"

With a flash of light in the little dragon dragon ball, the witch saint who was about to burrow into the black swamp let out another scream like a miserable scream of ten thousand ghosts, as if he was trapped in his own swamp and could not extricate himself.

This moment.

Zhao Hao, who was standing at the bow of the boat, also shook his head, and his eyes were like looking at a kaleidoscope, colorful and spinning......

Buzzing~

Quickly escape into the illusion.

......

In an apartment, in a living room full of modernity, a young beauty who is convex and backward and delicate and fashionably dressed is holding a kitchen knife in her hand, using the kitchen knife as a mirror, looking in the mirror......

At this time, the beautiful woman's delicate and moving face twitched wildly......

Immediately, a strange cry was made: ", cauliflower snake, what the hell are you doing!" However, the voice that came out of her mouth was: "Haha, the fierce life does not need to be explained." ”

On the sofa in front of the beauty, there was a man lying crookedly, with a suit and leather shoes, oblique colored eyes, and in his charm, there was an endless obscene atmosphere deeper than the vast universe......

The man looked at everything around him dumbfounded, and his face twitched wildly......

Immediately, he shouted, "What is this place?" but the voice that came out of his mouth was: "Please call me Lawyer Zhang!"

"Poof......

This cry of 'please call me Lawyer Zhang!' almost made the young beauty squirt out, and the lewd man's eyes matched, and the young beauty rolled her eyes again, as if she almost fainted.

"Zhang Wei!"

But the lewd man was at a loss, obviously very unfamiliar with this place, completely unfamiliar with it, but begged: "Shenzun, it's wrong again." However, the voice that came out was again: "Please call me Lawyer Zhang!"

Right now, a thing in Zhao Hao's memory before he crossed over.

Picture from the TV series "Love Apartment".

The young beauty holding a kitchen knife and looking in the mirror is named Hu Yifei, but at this moment, he is ...... Zhao Hao himself.

Zhao Hao looked at his own appearance reflected in the kitchen knife, and the thunder was rolling in his heart, Feng Tianxiang Dragon had stolen his memories before he crossed over, there was no doubt that this was a stronger illusion created by Feng Tian Xianglong in the witch saint illusion realm.

"Little cauliflower snake, what the hell are you doing?"

Zhao Hao sweated wildly, but what he said just now was "Haha, a strong life doesn't need to be explained." Suddenly, 10,000 Australian alpacas roared past in my heart.

He had seen the strength of Chengtian Xianglong's illusion, in the illusion of Xiaolong, he could even make a vivid sound, but everything had to be collected from his memory, and what he remembered deeply was only those one or two lines, such as the original three fat sentences, 'Listen, whoever is shouting about General Ben's three fat, General Ben will go to war with whose country!' and the 'smash smash!' of the city management army.

"Master, what's wrong?"

Chengtian Xianglong did not appear in his own illusion, and his voice sounded in the space: "I randomly extracted a scene from your memory, the realism is not bad!"

"Not bad, your mother's head. ”

This teased the little broken snake, Zhao Hao was so angry that his mouth was crooked, and he was seriously speechless: "Why did you turn me into a woman?"

"Then I'll let you change the two pairs?" Feng Tianxiang Long said.

“......”

Zhao Hao glanced at the lewd man in front of him, and the corners of his mouth twitched again: "Then forget it." Suddenly, his eyes lit up again: "Zhang Wei is a witch saint?"

"yes, yes. "Fengtian Xianglong said.

“......”

Zhao Hao was sweating again, looking at himself in the kitchen knife mirror and the 'Zhang Wei' in front of him, he couldn't help but 'poof', and he was also amused: "Hahaha, ghost, aren't you playing fantasy with me? ”

Zhao Hao's words sounded in Wu Sheng's ears, 'Haha, the fierce life doesn't need to be explained.' At this moment, he was completely confused, and said blankly: "Where is this? Who are you? How did I become like this?"

However, her words in Zhao Hao's ears were all the sentence 'Please call me Lawyer Zhang!'.

"Poof......

Zhao Hao was about to vomit blood, and his language was completely unable to communicate, so he simply didn't say anything: "Lawyer, your mother, you who engraved discs, Lao Tzu hacked you to death." Raising the kitchen knife, Biao pounced.

Wu Sheng was shocked, and wanted to explode her strength against the enemy, but suddenly, she was even more shocked in her heart, in this illusion, her strength was actually imprisoned by Fengtian Xianglong, and she couldn't be triggered at all.

However, apart from Zhao Hao's change in the illusion, he was unhindered at all.

Poof!

Suddenly, there was such a scene:

Hu Yifei (Zhao Hao) was shining with golden battle light, rushed out, and slashed Zhang Wei (Wu Sheng) on the head with a kitchen knife, the kitchen knife was directly embedded in his head, and then Hu Yifei (Zhao Hao) pinched him on the sofa with one hand, stepped on him with one foot, and began to beat him in the face with a fist with the other hand.

Bang bang, bang bang, bang bang......

With each punch, Zhang Wei's face was deformed, and he kept shouting: "Please call me Lawyer Zhang! Please call me Lawyer Zhang!"

"I, hahaha......"

In such a scene, Zhao Hao couldn't be ruthless, so he could only laugh while fighting: "I'll let you lawyer Zhang, I'll let you lawyer Zhang." However, the voice was again: "Haha, a strong life doesn't need to be explained......"

"Please call me Lawyer Zhang! Please call me Lawyer Zhang!"

Although the Wu Saint's defense is strong, he can't help but Zhao Hao swings his fists and beats wildly with the emperor's battle qi, and he is beaten screaming constantly.

Soon, the whole person was beaten and deformed.

"Roar~"

But after all, her strength is also super strong, and this is a small illusion in her big illusion, suddenly, let out a terrible ghost scream, and forcibly tore open the illusion space, turning into a black gas, wanting to escape from this illusion with the illusion technique.

"Little cauliflower snake, she wants to run. ”

Zhao Hao drank coldly, and hurriedly grabbed the tail of the black gas, and then, his whole person was taken away, as if he was about to be pulled out of this space, and a fantasy neon appeared in his eyes, as if he had been pulled into a kaleidoscope.

Under the whirlwind, he seemed to be from a small hole on the other side of the kaleidoscope, as if he had seen the black swamp ocean in the illusion created by the witch saint.

The owner beat her with confidence. ”

At this moment, Fengtian Xianglong's childlike voice sounded: "Hmph, the fantasy world of the deity is ever-changing, just her and you, you also want to escape from the deity's hands?"

Whew—

At this moment, Zhao Hao seemed to be dragged back again, and the black swamp ocean he had just seen was getting farther and farther away in the kaleidoscope, and he had been holding the witch saint tightly, but with a shake of his head, he had been pulled into the illusion of the little dragon......

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