Chapter 152: I'm Liu Bang

"Why did I scold you? I scolded you for it, you also asked for it, you have nothing to do, what are you shooting? Haven't you seen cars all over the street? You have a sick head, right? Look, I took a picture of Lao Tzu. The young man pointed to the depression in the hood and said loudly.

Looking at the depression, Qin Mubai was a little speechless, in fact, this can't be regarded as a depression, how to say it, if you have any experience, you should know that the material of Japanese cars is relatively soft, and some parts of the hood will be concave as soon as you exert force, but if you let go, it will bounce up with a "bang" and return to its original state, anyway, the concave is not bad, it is slightly deformed.

The main reason is that the metal is too thin, and the overall forming area of the cover is too large, of course, if you sometimes don't stop, you can't bounce up, but it's not a big problem, it may shake slightly, and then shoot up.

This problem has been widely known, and this is not an exaggerated description, anyway, Qin Mubai washed a friend's car before, it was a Nissan, Qin Mubai washed it by himself at the time, Nima, when he wiped it with a rag, the cover was directly concave with a "bang", and when he let go, it bounced back.

Qin Mubai doesn't know if Toyota has this problem, but now it seems that this is a common problem. Of course, you can't say that people are bad, at least after hitting pedestrians, such materials will cause less damage to pedestrians.

"Dude, you should know what's wrong with Japanese cars, and this is not a dent. Qin Mubai hurriedly spoke, and by the way, Qin Mubai slapped it next to him, and with a "bang", sure enough, the depression bounced back again.

"Damn, you're still shooting!" the young man immediately walked up.

"I said, it's not a big deal, my guest just touched it casually, let's apologize. Qin Mubai opened his mouth and said.

"Apologize and it's over? I bought a new car, but there was nothing wrong with it before, who knows if it was damaged by you. The young man asked, looking directly at them.

"Just pat your cover, how can it be broken? See for yourself, there's nothing wrong with it now, can't you see it?" Qin Mubai frowned, although Liu Bang's behavior was wrong, but there was no need for you to be so careful.

"Boy, you are blackmailing, from ancient times to the present, you are breaking the law. Liu Bang said coldly beside him.

"Hey, I'll go, my temper, master, if you don't say it, forget it, if you say that, I have to blackmail you today, let's say, how to deal with this. The young man was immediately angry.

"Boy, do you know who I am, do you know what I do?" Liu Bang said directly.

Qin Mubai: "...... "I'll go, how does this sound so familiar, it's just Brother Pei, do you think that even if you say it, someone will believe it? Qin Mubai felt that something was going to happen if he didn't say it again.

"Oh, this uncle, tell me, who are you, what are you doing?!" the young man asked with a sneer.

"I, Liu Bang....... Sure enough, Liu Bang didn't think about it, and said directly.

"Liu Bang, is it awesome? Do you still want to say, I, Liu Bang, am actually not dead, I am ?! money" The young man didn't think about it, and said with a sneer.

"Hmm?!What do you mean by making money?" Liu Bang was immediately stunned, obviously he didn't understand what the modern sao routine was all about.

Qin Mubai is also a waterfall sweat, damn it, this Nima, has Qin Shi Huang's routine become Liu Bang......? It seems that Nima and these two people have no problem saying this.

"That, this friend, my guest didn't mean it, forget it, I'll give you 200 yuan, okay? Qin Mubai said directly, it's not that Qin Mubai is afraid of things, but that there are some problems with the identities of Liu Bang and Han Xin, although they are not afraid of checking, but it is naturally best not to cause trouble, otherwise it will be difficult to control the result if they make trouble, don't you see that Han Xin is ready to do it?

Although Han Signal said that he was a general, but in ancient times, Nima couldn't clean up an ordinary person who was a general again?

"Wait, Mr. Qin, this money can't be given, if I cause any loss, this money, I admit it, but I didn't cause a loss, why should I give money?" Liu Bang directly stretched out his hand and grabbed Qin Mubai.

"Young man, you are wrong, although I don't know what you mean by playing money, but what I want to tell you, I, Liu Bang, know what I do? I was a hooligan when I was young, right? I have seen a lot of people like you. Liu Bang walked directly in front of Qin Mubai and spoke.

Liu Bang's words not only made Qin Mubai's eyes stunned, but even the young man was stunned for a moment, I damn it, this is not according to the routine? Shouldn't it be, I, Liu Bang, playing money? How did it be, I, Liu Bang, a hooligan?

Qin Mubai has a strange face, Nima, although Liu Bang does not dare to say that he is an emperor through the ages, but Nima is also worthy of being an emperor, and he can tell his experience when he was young so frankly and straightforwardly, and this mind is also okay.

This Han Gaozu who does not play cards according to common sense, what else can Qin Mubai say? He can only shout 666 in the back.

"Damn, even if you're in the middle of society, so what?" the young man came back to his senses and immediately couldn't help but scream.

There were already a lot of people around, but as soon as the young man's words came out, Liu Bang's body was stunned, and the whole person fell towards the young man, and the distance between the two people was very close, and the young man subconsciously pushed his hand.

Then, Liu Bang's body instantly fell backwards on the car hood, and then "rolled" to the ground, and directly "groaned" and said: "Qin ...... Mr. Qin...... I...... My waist is broken...... He...... He beats people. ”

At the scene in front of him, Qin Mubai, who was watching it, was stunned, I damn it! Pei Gong, you are especially the emperor! The emperor! The founding emperor of the Han Dynasty! Are you really good like this? Moreover, ...... Why are you so skilled?

The young man was also directly confused, he didn't think about this ending at all, but after the confusion, his face changed.

Liu Bang doesn't understand some modern things, but this young man understands, and he can help the elderly on the Internet, not to mention that now he pushed it directly, and then the other party hit the hood of his car behind him, and then fell down?

Qin Mubai was also in a state of confusion, he never thought that there would be such a show.

"Qin, Mr. Qin...... You can notify...... Do you want to inform the yamen here?" asked Liu Bang, who fell to the ground.

"I ...... You are blackmailing...... Do you know?" the young man immediately panicked, if the police came and he pushed people, it couldn't be justified.

Qin Mubai is also a little confused, this is special, he doesn't know how to deal with it, I damn, I don't have such experience, Nima, Qin Mubai has dealt with being blackmailed, but Uncle Liu Bang and Uncle Liu are in this way...... Qin Mubai hasn't played it.

Damn, could it be said that there was such a routine in the Qin Dynasty? Otherwise, how could Uncle Liu be so familiar with it...... And I also deliberately emphasized that I experienced this when I was young.

"I didn't blackmail you...... I just feel like my waist is broken...... You can push me, you have to treat my old man, right?" Liu Bang said directly.

This young man wanted to cry without tears, and he went to see a doctor? Can you go into the hospital and that place casually? After such an examination, after entering, there are not a few thousand yuan that can come out?

"Uncle, I was wrong, you better get up, I don't blame you, okay?" said the young man with some tears in his eyes.

"You pushed me here, you can't just leave it at that, right?" Liu Bang looked at him and said calmly.

"Big brother, quickly help your guests up, this is my fault, it's my fault. The young man said quickly, he didn't say a word, Nima's, you are an old rascal, you are awesome, Lao Tzu can't compare to you.

Qin Mubai smiled bitterly, hurriedly walked over and lowered his voice and said, "Pei Gong, get up, your identity will not do such a thing." ”

"Mr. Qin, I know it in my heart. Liu Bang smiled and whispered, and then raised his head directly and said, "You pushed me and gave me 500 soup money, isn't it too much?"

"Not too much, not too much. The young man didn't say anything, but took out his wallet, counted 500 yuan from it, and handed it over.

Liu Bang didn't answer, Qin Mubai could only pick it up with a wry smile.

"Come, Mr. Qin, help me up. Liu Bang said tremblingly.

Qin Mubai hurriedly stretched out his hand to help him up, but even if he was helped up, Liu Bang's body seemed to be falling to the ground at any time, this acting, Qin Mubai could only convince.

"Young man, you have to be forgiving and forgiving in the future, hey, this sentence is very reasonable, who said it?" Liu Bang opened his mouth, and turned to Qin Mubai halfway through speaking.

Qin Mubai was a little helpless, he smiled bitterly and said, "I don't know much about this. What else could he say, he didn't know what King Chu Jiang had instilled in them.

"Well, no matter who said it, this sentence makes a lot of sense, remember. Liu Bang looked at the young man and said.

Young man: "...... I have an MMP, can you talk about MMP? You are an uncle, you are awesome, I can't compare to you."

"I see. He gritted his teeth and looked at Qin Mubai and the others.

"Alright, let's go. Mr. Qin, you help me well, I feel some pain in my back. Liu Bang said with one hand on his waist.

Qin Mubai gave Lao Liu a thumbs up in his heart, Nima, I didn't say it, the profession you said yourself is really top-notch, I damn it, it just blinded my eyes.

The young man locked the car and flashed away, he didn't want to stay here any longer.

Coming out of the exit between the two city walls, Liu Bang returned to normal, and Han Xin said helplessly at this time: "Big brother, why are you doing this, just let someone teach him a lesson." ”

"No, this is not our world, I am not the emperor Liu Bang anymore, you are not the Huaiyin Marquis Han Xin in history, this world has its own laws of this world, but there are some things that are universal, like this person, don't suffer, he can't remember, I guess he will thank me in the future." Liu Bang waved his hand and said with a flat face.

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PS2: Don't you love me, this chapter says so little!!!