The hangover Du Bian was woken up by a burst of slogans.

"Emasculate me, happy whole family! Emasculation Academy, graduation 100% package distribution, good work, high welfare. ”

"Civil officials can only write, military attaches only know martial arts, only I am a eunuch civil and military all-rounder. ”

"The eunuch party is the last conscience of the Daning Dynasty, and the last Great Wall guarding His Majesty the Emperor. ”

Du Chang woke up with a splitting headache and felt like he was still dreaming, because he found himself in a completely strange and strange world.

He is an ace male public relations of a group in the magic capital, and yesterday he was drunk with a group of men and women, and then he entered the room with the female boss who still had the charm of Party B, and after a period of chaos, he fell asleep and fell unconscious.

Woke up and appeared here?

Everything around is so unfamiliar, it's like a dungeon. The tables, the oil lamps, and the guards outside were all so ...... With an antique feel.

Look at the clothes on your body, they are also so bizarre, the style is simple, the key is that there is a big prison word on the chest?

Listening to the slogans outside, what Daning Dynasty, what Eunuch Academy?

When did the eunuch become so arrogant, openly calling himself a eunuch, and claiming to be the last conscience of the Daning Dynasty? He even opened a special academy, and the eunuch party was not so arrogant when Wei Zhongxian was in power in history.

Did you cross by yourself?

No, it's impossible! Crossing that is something that only happens in YY novels, how can it be your turn.

Could it be that someone is joking with themselves and playing a situation, or is they filming? What the hell is this place?

Could it be that the husband of the female boss who fooled around with himself found out, so he locked himself in a dungeon and tortured him? Playing perverted ancient role-playing? Du Chang shuddered when he thought of this, his profession was in a gray area, so he knew many dark secrets that no one knew.

If he is really imprisoned, then the rest of the days will be absolutely miserable as hell, and life is worse than death.

In order to verify this, Du Bian came to him, grabbed the iron bar of the cell and hurriedly flattered the guard at the door: "Big brother, big brother, please tell your boss, I was drunk last night, I really don't know anything, and nothing happened to me and his wife Mr. Ning!"

The guard turned around and screamed, "Death is still talking nonsense, there is no help!"

Du Bian begged: "Please go and inform your boss, let me see me, I will explain the matter clearly, and I will not forget to give benefits to my eldest brother after I go out." ”

"Go back...... the guard screeched in rage, then slammed into the void.

"Bang!" A volley of force swooped in the air, directly sending Du Chang flying out two or three meters, his back slammed into the hard wall of the dungeon, and then fell to the ground, his eyes were full of stars, and he fainted directly.

Before fainting, Du was almost crushed.

He was sure of one thing, and he ...... Because the earth he is on does not have such awesome martial arts.

When I woke up again, it was already dark, and there were bursts of slogans outside.

"Today I am proud of the eunuchs, and tomorrow the eunuchs will be proud of me. ”

"We only have one home, and that's the Royal Palace. We only have one day, and that is His Majesty the Emperor. ”

"Do your best, after death, be loyal to Your Majesty, and seek benefits for the people of Li. ”

Did you cross over?

Even though he had already fainted once, Du Yan still felt extremely ridiculous, but he finally accepted this fact a little, after all, he had been mentally buffered for more than ten hours in the fainting.

And crossing may not be a completely bad thing for Du Chang, after all, he has nothing to worry about on that earth.

Du Bian grew up in an orphanage and had no idea who his parents were.

He has a high IQ and has been a top student since he was a child, but he is very fickle. When I was a child, I liked science, and I liked literature in middle school, but when I grew up, I was fascinated by philosophy, so I finally chose the philosophy department of a prestigious university.

Graduating from the philosophy department meant losing his job, but he was a good guy, got a place to stay in school, became a university teacher after graduating from graduate school, and he plans to continue his doctoral studies and become a professor in the philosophy department in the next ten years.

His girlfriend is the daughter of the head of the philosophy department and a music teacher at the same university. Although he can't be rich, his life should be happy and glamorous if there are no accidents.

But Du Chang is a man with a beautiful appearance and a changeable personality, cunning and innocent eyes, which is very lethal to women. And he is easily attracted to different women and has a persistent pursuit of novelty.

His girlfriend is nice, beautiful and talented. But when there were still two months before getting married, Du Chang finally couldn't resist the temptation of freshness and derailed, and the other party was still a leading girl in the bar.

My girlfriend is a girl with absolute emotional cleanliness, and she suddenly felt that the sky was falling, so she directly chose to commit suicide by swallowing sleeping pills. Of course, he was taken to the hospital for gastric lavage after a few minutes, and there was no danger to his life.

After the breakup, Du Bian left his college post and began to indulge himself completely. It is difficult to find a job outside the philosophy department, but he is beautiful and knowledgeable, and he can talk to scholars at the top and drink and fart with his sister at the bottom. If you look like a scholar, you are actually a hooligan, and if you look like a hooligan, you are actually a scholar.

Of course, such a talent can't be wasted, plus he looks so handsome. Therefore, Du has become the ace public relations of a large group, with outstanding results, almost invincible, and every commission is soft.

In the next few years, he bought a big house and a Porsche sports car in the magic capital, and he wandered between the powerful and the beautiful every day. Living a life of a sensual dog and horse, the first thing I do when I open my eyes every morning is: Damn, who is this woman next to me?

It's a good time, but it's not happy, it's empty.

Therefore, Du Bian is really carefree, and when he travels to another world, he may have a more fulfilling and exciting life.

Du Bian comforted himself: "It's okay to cross over, at least you don't have to be as muddy as on the earth, drunk and dreaming to death, you can't find a direction, and you can't find a goal." ”

Immediately after, he suddenly thought of something very important!

This...... This is the Eunuch Academy, are all of them eunuchs?

He quickly reached into his crotch and touched it, and then let out a long sigh of relief.

It's okay, it's okay, the root of life is still there!

But then, a cold sweat broke out behind Du Bian's back, and a desperate wail erupted.

Because he found that his lifeline was still there, but ...... The eggs are gone!

Eunuchs are only castrated eggs and do not cut stems!

Thief God, bastard God, I don't ask you to let me travel to the prince and general, it's okay for a down-and-out young man, shout don't bully the young man to be poor, thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, and then keep slapping his face.

You, you let me cross over to become a eunuch, this ...... What does this mean?

Is there any hope, is there a future?

"What's the noise, shut up! You're going on your way tomorrow, and if you can't stand it for a night, you can cut yourself off, so as not to embarrass us!" the guard outside squealed.

At this time, Du Yan realized that the guard's voice was also sharp. Sure enough, everyone in this is a eunuch and a eunuch!

"God, are you punishing me for playing with too many women, so let me be a eunuch? You're too cruel, aren't you?" Du Yan was speechless and choked, his liver and intestines broken. Although it is very empty to wake up from a different woman every morning, it is ...... That's also the emptiness of hypocrisy, and deep down I am still proud.

How can you live without a woman?

However, then Du Bian was happy to find that he had no castrated wounds, but the bag was empty, and there were no eggs.

This is called undescended testicles, and the person who crosses by himself is not without eggs, but without falling in the abdomen. In this world, maybe medicine is not developed, I don't know the existence of cryptorchidism, and I thought it was a heavenly eunuch, so I was admitted to the Eunuch Academy.

Suddenly, Du Chang was full of hope again.

Although the future is still very small, ...... As long as there is a possibility that you can become a normal man, it is still worth fighting for, isn't it?

Under such great sorrow and joy, Du Bian was sweating profusely, and sighed: "I can't give up, I still have a future!"

At this time, the dungeon guard outside said coldly: "No, you have no future, because you will die tomorrow!"

Du said, "What? What happened? Why am I being put in a dungeon? Why will I die tomorrow?"

The guard said: "Du Bian, don't you know what you have done? It's useless to pretend to be dead, tomorrow you will die, and no one can save you." ”

The owner of this body he crossed is also called Du Bian.

Then the guard sneered: "But Du Chang, you can do it, it's all eunuchs, and you can even go to the indecent woman." And she is also the daughter of the Cui family, and it is really worth dying. ”

Sounds like a daughter of a big family?

Du Chang in this world can be? He has his charm and charm, and he has become a eunuch and still does such a thing, he is really disabled.

It's just that your skills are too bad, not only did you not hook up other beauties, but sent yourself to the dungeon, where you will be killed tomorrow, but you have made me miserable.

It's already miserable to cross over to become a eunuch, and what's even worse is that you will be killed tomorrow, and the time to cross is no more than two days?

Du Bian began to vigorously recall what happened to the owner of the body he had crossed.

Suddenly, a huge cloud of information suddenly poured into him, this is the memory that belongs to the original owner of this body.

After reading these memories, Du Bian had only one word in his heart.

Wrong!