Verse 195: I have a word, please listen to Mr. Chen
There is not even a four-star white-robed mage, the top strength is a big knight and a one-star white-robed mage, and some of the others are all miscellaneous fish, and the configuration of the envoy group is not taken into Chen Qinghe's eyes at all, so he copes with it very leisurely.
After casting two spells to temporarily stabilize the situation, he began to prepare a third spell, reciting the spell quickly but rhythmically, and preparing a spell to wipe out all the people in front of him, but at this moment, he heard the voice of the Norman oracle.
In Chen Qinghe's opinion, that Norman envoy understands the dragon language, speaks reasonably, and even understands the dragon language forbidden spell, which is really a rare wonderful person among human beings, if it weren't for the conflict of interests between the two camps, he really didn't want to kill this person, and wanted to ask the other party about the details of his dragon language forbidden spell.
But Norman's next words made him stunned.
"I have a word, please listen to Mr. Chen. ”
What did the Norman envoy have to say to him? Or did he not disturb his mind by trying to accuse him as he had just done?
Chen Qinghe was puzzled, but he knew it right away.
"There was a thunderbolt on a sunny day, your mother was lying on my bed, I was happy to see your mother, I took off my clothes and went to bed, and I tried my best to do it, all of them shot on your mother, and your mother was tearful, and I clapped my hands again and again and said that I was just right, and the audience said that it was strong, and you said that your mother was not happy. ”
I said it in a vague way, but I scolded when I didn't agree.
The Chinese scolding street culture has a long history, and even summed up the rules of scolding, which are collectively referred to as national scolding.
In the long-term cultural accumulation, there are ten types of scolding sentences in the country, the first type is the mother's scolding, the second type is the sexual scolding, Norman's current scolding is a combination of these two types of scolding, and it also integrates the characteristics of limericks, which is quite smooth and slightly rhyming, and it is catchy to read, but the scolding is not subtle at all, and it directly expresses Norman's urgency to have a super-friendly relationship with the other party's mother.
Such vulgar words naturally made Chen Qinghe, who has always claimed to be a cultural dragon, change his complexion greatly.
He really thought that Norman had something serious to say to him, but he didn't expect it to be such a vulgar swearing, which made his breath a little uncomfortable for a while, but fortunately, his cultivation skills were strong, and he could hold back for a while, and he could continue to chant mantras.
But Norman's scolding is naturally more than that.
"You stupid \ force, mom sells batches of things, donkey balls, eggs are not as big as soybeans, all day long to do some things that hurt me, blame Lao Tzu for not taking care of his little brother when he fucked your mother, and shot you in, do you tell me if you have been cheap since you were a child? At the age of three, you peeked at the female dragon taking a bath, and at the age of four, you forced the little female dragon to watch you take a bath......"
Of course, these were not conceived by Norman, but contributed with the full cooperation of the Knights Templar and the vast number of sailors in the live broadcast room, and everyone brainstormed and gave full play to the advantages of China's 5,000-year-old civilization tradition. It's just that when contributing scolding sentences, many people disagree.
"It's too vulgar with dirty words, resolutely resist, and if you can scold the flowers without dirty words, it's called the real ability!"
"I agree, it's better to adopt my article: look at your jade tree in the wind, handsome and chic, it must be the best in the dragon slag, the beast among the beasts, and according to my observation, you have been lacking calcium since childhood, growing up lacking love, grandma does not hurt, uncle does not love, the left face is not pumped, the right face is not kicked, the donkey sees the donkey kick, and the pig sees the pig stepping. ”
"Roll the ball, this kind of softness has no strength at all, and it is not pleasant to scold at all. ”
"That is, swearing is to swear words, then it is happy, lethal, and can cause indelible damage to the other party's soul!"
"I think it's better to be as vulgar as possible, for example, this kind of: I\fuck\\ your mother, fuck your grandma, cut off your head for urinal, your mother makes chickens and your dad sells **, but you still don't have a son ......"
"Oh, I'll go, this barrage hasn't been harmonized? ”
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The Knights Templar are all high-level intellectuals, elites in their respective fields, and it is said that they will not be too vulgar, but now is the juncture of life and death, at this time, there is no pig's nose and onion to pretend to be elephant's capital, naturally what is the most lethal power, so they also tend to those with dirty words, so Norman's current scolding is also in this style.
"Are you born with less than half of your brain, or did you eat too much shit later? I asked you to wash my feet, you gave me **, and you dared to pretend to be a dragon when you gave yourself a three-word name, I think it was the sow and the male donkey that gave birth to you as a mongrel, and the donkey behind you is your father......, right?
Compared with the monotonous and boring scolding sentences of "you raised by a bitch", "you are a pig" and "you are a **" in the lingua franca, Norman is now spraying these splendid articles in ancient language, dazzling to the people who listen to them, and those who are not good enough in ancient language can't even keep up with Norman's speed of speech, let alone his colorful fancy scolding sentences that make people jaw-dropping.
For example, Herbert, who had just released a few spells to attack Chen Qinghe, but to no avail, was stunned when he heard it now.
Although his level of ancient language is not very high, and Norman speaks very quickly, he is not very intelligible, and can only understand a few sentences sporadically, but it is these few sentences that have opened his eyes.
Some of the other mages were also stunned when they heard this, obviously they couldn't imagine that they could scold people in such a fancy way.
The corners of Hadi's mouth trembled as he tried to chant the incantation, and his heart was amazed: this god envoy was more heroic than the bravest warriors, daring to plunge a dagger into his heart, but the vulgarity was really unparalleled, not only the words were vulgar, but there was no repetition from beginning to end!
This kind of old scolding sentence that is full of tricks and vulgarity and is beyond the imagination limit of their clergy sounds really terrible, but fortunately, the object of Norman's scolding is Chen Qinghe, otherwise if the object is replaced by Hardy, Hardy feels that he is afraid that he will immediately throw a forbidden spell over and crush Norman's bones and ashes.
Of course, it can also be seen from this that the ancient language of this divine envoy is highly attained, and it only took him a few months to go from being ignorant of an ancient language to doing all this......
It is worthy of being the divine envoy chosen by the Father, but it really can't be measured by the standards of ordinary human beings, it's too rebellious.
And the center and bearer of the curse, that Lord Chen Qinghe finally lost his previous elegance at this moment, his face was blue and white for a while, there seemed to be flames in his eyes, he trembled with anger, and his nostrils kept spewing out, and finally he couldn't read the mantra anymore, and shouted angrily: "Stop!" 8910