Chapter 728: The Secret of a Thousand Cups Not to Get Drunk
Men, women, and a table of people were all drunk.
This wine is delicious, but it is also good.
Even Old Man Su said, "I'm old, I'm old, I can't drink two cups." Lu Xiaoyou, it seems that I want to borrow from you tonight. ”
"Although the old man lives, there are all the things here, I'm afraid you won't get used to it. ”
"It's not that much. I'm drunk, and I can't pay attention to it. ”
Old Man Su was drunk, his brain was quite clear, and his speech was clear, but his hands and feet were not very obedient.
Qiao Dayu burped, "Brother Lu, a jar of wine is fifty catties, are we done drinking?"
Lu Zhan shook the wine jar and said, "Not yet." At most, I drank about ten catties. ”
"That's it, no. Gao Xin and I drank five catties to say the least. Gaoxin, do you think we drank five catties?"
Gao Xin calculated, "This glass is usually two or two glasses, I should have drunk more than ten cups." Certainly not twenty cups. ”
Qiao Dayu scratched his hair, "I should have drunk almost ten glasses, only a little more." There are already five or six catties here. Everyone else didn't drink less, Lao Gu, how much did you drink?"
Gu Bai was drunk, he was the quietest person after he was drunk, and he didn't say a word. Just sit there, eyes shining.
If you don't look closely, you still think he's sober. In fact, he was already drunk.
Gu Bai said in a vague voice: "Seven or eight cups, but they are not full." I shouldn't have drunk a pound, at most I only drank seven or eight taels. ”
"Lao Gu, your alcohol consumption is not good. It's only seven or eight taels, and it's not good. ”
Gu Bai said: "I can still drink, but I don't want to drink anymore." ”
The two of you go back and forth, discussing the question of who can drink.
Lu Zhan drank lightly and savored it. With a smile on the corner of his mouth, he listened to various sounds.
This is the smell of pyrotechnics, which is fascinating.
In the past, he lived in the midst of earthly fireworks, but he was bored from the bottom of his heart and always wanted to escape.
Maybe it was because of the second illness, maybe it was because of the illness, in short, he didn't like the life of too much fireworks at that time.
He doesn't like to go to the village to mingle with his peers, and he doesn't like the various fashionable games and clothes they are popular.
The same age in the same village fell in love early, and haunted various nightclubs, but he also didn't like it.
At that time, he was a maverick, when he was different, and he was complacent in private.
You have your fireworks, and I have my literary and youthful diseases.
In retrospect, he was a little different. His preferences are always too niche.
If he hadn't gone down the path of a monk, it would have been a freak in the eyes of others.
It's just that I didn't expect that the fireworks that I once hated, cheesy, are now starting to be missed.
People are always so contradictory.
What I liked in the past, I hate now. What was hated in the past, I like it now.
Just like people, the one you like when you read is always hard to say when you grow up. The one he hates, but when he grows up, he surprises people.
Lu Zhan shook his head, laughing at himself for being a mediocre person and disturbing himself, and there were too many stinky problems.
"Meow ......"
The hacker squatted on the wall and yelled at Lu Zhan.
Shovel shit, are you pretending to be forced?
Ha ha......
Lu Zhan himself couldn't help laughing.
He smiled and drank the rest of the wine in the wine glass, and together with Gao Xin, carried the drunk people to the second building one by one to settle down.
Fortunately, there are more than 10 rooms in the second building, and there are still some surplus rooms for one person.
When she carried Wen Chrysanthemum to the guest room, Wen Chrysanthemum was half drunk and half awake.
She yelled at Lu Zhan: "Brother Lu Shuai, you just don't eat the fireworks of the world." Otherwise, the old lady will go out and chase you directly. ”
Lu Zhan smiled, "When you wake up tomorrow morning, don't beat me." ”
"No, it won't. I've been trying to chase you for a long time, but you didn't even react at all. Forget it, the old lady is not used to sticking a cold ass with a hot face. It's still my husband, I throw a wink, and he is so excited. ”
Lu Zhan laughed and decided to forget about Jiang Wen's private words after tonight. lest Wen Juhua wake up and chase him.
Cai Rushui was so drunk that she would not wake up if she sold her.
Lao Pei was also too drunk.
I thought he was physically strong and should drink well. I didn't expect it to be just a little better than Xu Yang.
The two brothers of the Zhou family are quite quiet when they are drunk, they are not noisy or noisy, and they have changed the temperament of the president, like an obedient baby.
When Lin Shan is drunk, she likes to flatter people.
"Mr. Lu, am I beautiful?"
"It's beautiful. ”
"Then why don't you like me?"
Lu Zhan carried the person and said, "Because you are so beautiful." If you're ugly, maybe I'll chase you. ”
"You're such a bad person, you don't have a word of truth. ”
Lin Shan leaned on Lu Zhan's body, giggling, and rubbing her body against Lu Zhan.
Lu Zhan was so angry by him.
He is not a man who has never eaten cooked meat, Lin Shan is so messy, he really wants to bring him to justice on the spot.
Of course, this idea just popped up for a moment, and then was forcefully pressed down by Teacher Xue's shadow.
With Teacher Xue's mantra in place, Lu Zhan naturally has to follow his heart and never mess around.
He directly threw Lin Shan on the bed, without any idea of pity and cherishing the jade, and then went out directly.
Qiao Dayu, Gu Bai and the others settled down by themselves, they were all half drunk, and they were not to the point where they couldn't move.
Lu Jiang can't drink well, he has long been drunk and unconscious.
Lu Zhan also threw him directly on the bed, listened to his nonsense in his dreams, and muttered, "Brother Jiang, it's time for you to find a girlfriend." ”
After everyone has cleaned up, the next step is to clean up the table.
Gaoxin contracted this important task, working hard to clean up the table, wash the dishes and chopsticks, and clean the kitchen.
Lu Zhan checked the wine jar, "I should have drunk about fifteen catties today." ”
"So much? I think everyone drinks a lot of alcohol. ”
Lu Zhan smiled and said a little proudly, "I drank a lot." ”
Lu Zhan was silent, cup after cup, not to mention four or five catties.
Gao Xin stared at Lu Zhan, as if he was strange, "Little boss, why aren't you drunk?"
Lu Zhan said with a smile: "When you drink, while exercising exercises and operating spiritual power, you will also be as drunk as me." ”
I see.
"In this way, the little boss is cultivating while drinking, and by the way, he absorbs the aura in the wine. ”
"Pretty much what you said. ”
Gao Xin looked envious, "I can't do it." ”
Lu Zhan said: "Practice more, you can do it." ”
After cleaning up, Lu Zhan took the four cute pets back to the backyard to practice.
The gourd baby has a loveless face. I thought that after drinking wine tonight, I didn't need to cultivate.
"Woo ......"
Lu Zhan's father, Ben Wang was drunk and had forgotten how to cultivate.
The cotton is more direct, directly tumbling to reveal a soft belly, and a copy of the meow is already drunk to the point of being unconscious.
Xiaofei is not much better, he walks with a swing, staggering, and may be planted on the ground at any time.
Only hackers are quite sober.
Lu Zhan curled his finger and flicked it on the forehead of the gourd baby and cotton.
"When I was away, you cultivated harder than anyone else. As soon as I came back, I wanted to be lazy. Underplayed. ”
"Meow ......"
Ben Meow is dead, and there is something to burn paper.
Cotton simply closed her eyes and pretended to be dead.
The gourd baby's eyes widened, and this operation.
So it closed its eyes, lay on all fours, and pretended to be dead.
Lu Zhan laughed angrily.