Chapter 3 The Boy's Urine Skillfully Breaks the Five Immortals

"Doctor Chang, is my kidney okay?"

"Ahh Chang Situo's musings were interrupted by Yi Ersan.

"Oh, then I'll go first, don't believe my father's qigong metaphysics. ”

After Yi Ersan was sure that he was fine, he immediately applied oil to the soles of his feet, for fear that the doctor would ask some strange questions.

Chang Situo raised his hand and wanted to call Yi Ersan, asking him if he had been in contact with any strange things in the past few days, if there were, remember to continue to contact, but before he could say it, Yi Ersan had already slipped out of the door.

"Hey, I'll have to ask next time. Chang Situo sighed and prepared to see the next patient.

Yi Ersan left the hospital, swept a shared bicycle, and went straight to the Qingyan Cemetery with the grave items he had taken from home, where his mother was buried before he could remember.

Because Yi Ben Shu cheated every day, he was afraid of being approached, and he was even more afraid of being known about the sleeping place of his relatives at home, so Yi Ben Shu never went to the cemetery, and it was all done by Yi Ersan.

The Qingyan Cemetery is far from the city, so when Yi Ben Shu arrived at the Qingyan Cemetery, it was already dark.

"Today, the sun is setting a little faster than usual. Yi Ersan felt that today's Qingyan Cemetery was a little more chilly than before, he subconsciously hugged his arms and shivered, and walked quickly to the forest path leading to the cemetery.

The evenings of the dog days are always hot and humid.

But, today......

The temperature in the Qingyan Cemetery was a little low, and the low level made Yi Ersan feel that it was winter, and the surrounding green plants were hung with hoarfrost at some point.

'Dog days hanging hoarfrost?'

Yi Ersan felt that his hairs were blowing up, and he walked briskly, wanting to get out of this forest path as soon as possible.

One minute...... Two minutes...... Five minutes...... Ten minutes......

The forest path, which usually takes less than five minutes to complete, is now in a state where Yi Ersan is almost trotting, and he can't see the end of the path at all.

'What's the situation?'

Yi Ersan stopped, carefully looked around, more and more green plants began to hang with hoarfrost, he wanted to turn back and exit the way, but found ...... There is no end in sight to the path behind him.

To go forward or to go backward was a rare choice for Yi Ersan, and after a short period of thought, he decided to move on, and after ten minutes of walking, maybe he would be able to walk out in a few more steps.

Twenty minutes later......

I'm sure I'm sure he's in a bad place.

"Ghost hitting the wall?" Yi Ersan muttered quietly, raising his hands above his head and worshipping everywhere: "Little brother Yi Ersan, passing by the Guibao Land, please raise your noble hand and spare the little brother ......"

The forest path was as quiet as a dead city, and the various insect chirpings that should be there on a summer night were not heard at all.

Yi Ersan wanted to tell himself, people, don't scare yourself!

However, at this time, the kind of ghost encounters in the suburbs that his father Yi Benshu often talks about on weekdays always comes to mind in various ways, and he wants to be loud, but he finds that for some reason, he can't even speak.

In other words, the voice he shouted out of his mouth just jumped out of his mouth, and was frozen in the air by the hoarfrost outside.

Evil! It must be an evil one!

Yi Ersan quickly recalled the stories told by his father Yi Benshu in his mind, and when he encountered a ghost hitting the wall, if it was useless to kneel down and beg for mercy, then he would put incense on it, or burn a talisman......

"Incense, incense, burn paper, burn paper!"

Yi Ersan was so busy that the lighter couldn't catch fire, as if hoarfrost had frozen the fire of the lighter.

You can't incense, you can't burn paper...... Yi Ersan suddenly remembered what his father said, there is still one trick in this world that can break the evil devil, and that is ...... Boy pee!

"This trick doesn't work......"

Yi Ersan didn't care about doing this, whether it was naked in public, and whether it was an obstacle to weathering, he tried very hard to release, but found that it was very rare to want to release at this kind of time.

3. Please bless, if you come to bless, Jesus bless, God bless......

The prayers in Ijisan's heart were finally released......

"Ahh

"Ahh

The two sounds piercing the eardrums, like the sound of glass rubbing against each other after being amplified a thousand times, suddenly sounded from the forest, almost knocking Yi Ersan unconscious, and the previous release was also stopped by the screams.

What the hell is this?

Yi Ersan followed the voice and was shocked by the scene in front of him again.

A mouse! The one-foot-long rat stood like a human, and around it stood a small yellow flag the size of an eight-pole palm, with strange and incomprehensible words written on it, and a pool of blood in front of it.

The foot-long rat was raising its front paws, wiping the blood from the corners of its lips like a human wiping blood from the corners of his mouth with his arm.

On the other side of the mouse, there stood a fox!

The fox also stood like a human, with six yellow palm-sized flags around him, and a pool of blood spurting from his mouth in front of him.

In the middle of the distance between the fox and the mouse was a black car, and two people dressed in black clothes and black sunglasses were lying next to the car.

Yi Ersan quickly recognized that the two men in black were the fat sheep he met today, but judging from the fact that their chests had not risen and fallen for half a day, these two people were already dead.

A half-foot-long gray rat suddenly burst out of the bushes, jumped twice and came to the corpse, picked up the piece of jade that had been bought from Yi Ersan for 30,000 yuan from the corpse's hand with its mouth, turned around and ran.

When the fox saw this scene, his silver fur exploded, and the two tails behind him danced in unison, and a mouthful of blood spurted out of his mouth and shouted: "Bah!

Three feet above the half-foot-long mouse's head, a fist-sized thunderbolt appeared out of thin air, which blew the rat into a mass of burnt rotten meat, and also blew up the rotten meat more than ten meters away, and coincidentally landed in front of Yi Ersan, who was hiding behind the tree and releasing liquid.

Yi Ersan looked at the dead money-greedy rat and gasped, and at the same time his brain was spinning rapidly, this dead mouse is the little brother of the big mouse? Why did you take this piece of jade? Even if I was electrocuted, I still bite it? Am I the stupid hat? This is really a piece of jade?

The location where Baoyu fell was just above Yi Ersan's release, and Baoyu, who was contaminated with a little release, was producing a trace of cracking, and Yi Ersan suddenly felt a warm current in his body, and the warm current drove his arm to grab Yu Pei.

Yi Ersan didn't even have time to resist grabbing the Baoyu that was contaminated with the release, the fingertips of his fingers had already touched Baoyu, and it was at this moment...... Countless cracks and fine lines appeared on the treasure jade, and the next moment...... The treasure turned into powder.