Chapter 63: Niu Yugui is a demon
Niujia Village is not large, with only a few dozen families, and occasionally a few people with foreign surnames live on the edge of the village. The whole village is surrounded by lofty mountains, only a rugged path leads to the outside world, Niu Yugui said before that the whole village can only enter and exit the outside world, what he said is true, the villagers of Niujia Village strictly abide by the ancient precept of sunrise and sunset, and the rights and wrongs of the outside world have little to do with them.
"The clothes are simple and ancient. Shen Qingming chanted a poem by Tao Yuanming, "I used to want to experience this kind of life when I was sitting in the office, I didn't have the scheming to calculate that there was not so much pressure in the city, and it was really good to be a mountain man." ”
Yang Xu had just sent Yu Wenze and his party away, and turned around and scoffed at Shen Qingming's statement: "Poverty is not a breeding ground for virtue, and the seemingly honest and simple villagers in this kind of place are often the most bottomless. ”
Shen Qingming recalled the scene he had just entered, and didn't say anything. According to Niu Yugui's arrangement, the three of them are now temporarily living in the ancestral hall in the village, waiting for the puja to be held at night, and if nothing else, they can leave the next morning.
"I always feel that something is wrong?" Qin Yeyou whispered as he sat on the shrine.
Yang Xu: "What do you mean...... Yu Wenze, they?"
Qin Yeyou tilted his head: It probably means that he can't say it.
Yang Xu said: "Where is there anything wrong, people are employees of the Wushuangzhai Office, and they act in the bloodline world as if the director of the office himself acts." ”
"Since there is no problem, Director Yang will quickly fulfill his promise and invite us to eat wild game. Shen Qingming rubbed his hands excitedly and said, "There seems to be a farmhouse at the head of the village." ”
Yang Xu suddenly said with a righteous face: "Wait, I actually feel that something is wrong, let's go to the village to investigate, it's just noon, and we still have an afternoon to prepare." ”
"Hey, hey, hey, hey!," Shen Qingming protested.
"We are partners in justice!, how can we stagnate when a new storm has appeared!" Yang Xu said righteously, "Plus the Qin family had a big plan before, how can we relax without careful investigation." ”
It seems to make a lot of sense? In order to lose a meal, Yang Xu really tried his best.
"Let's start with the deceased......"
Before Yang Xu's words could be finished, he was interrupted by a knock on the door, and Niu Yugui was standing outside the door.
Yang Xu: "What?"
Niu Yugui walked into the ancestral hall and closed the door, and said nervously: "A few masters, please do me a favor to Lao Niu." ”
Yang Xu: "You say it first." ”
"That's right, this time I ask you to help with the Dharma is the old village chief of our village, this one, the old village chief has a prestige in the village. Can a master be a ...... Hey, hey, hey, the old village chief asked him to appear and pass on the village chief's position to me, just like in the TV series, suddenly the upper body is ghostly fired. Niu Yuguihan said with a smile. Things are really as Yang Xu said, this small mountain village is not peaceful, and there are many people who covet the position of village chief.
Yang Xu's face was embarrassed: "Oh, isn't the position of village chief in this modern society to be jointly elected by the villagers?"
Niu Yugui smiled: "Master, you are from the city, I don't know the situation here, the mountain is high and the emperor is far away, and no one wants to take care of it, the village committee is basically a decoration, and it would be good to be able to use it once or twice a year." ”
"Even so, we have to act in accordance with the Basic Law. Yang Xu continued to speak righteously, "Unless you are willing to add more sesame oil money, the old village chief will be moved, and maybe he will be willing to pass on the position of the village chief to you." ”
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say. Niu Yugui said and quickly took out his wallet, which was stuffed with colorful banknotes, "Dao Chief, do you say three hundred is enough?"
Yang Xu said: "Ziwei is a greedy wolf, and the wood is both a dehydration. The first star of the Big Dipper, turning gas into peach blossoms. When the auspicious wealth meets the ferocious, the outer lord is masculine and the inner lord is yin, the stars and the temple falls, and the good and evil are in the middle. One hundred words, a total of four thousand four, pay this money, and the village chief will be willing to pass on the position to you. Brother Niu is a smart man, think about it?"
Looking at Yang Xu like this, fifty words before him were quite conscientious.
Niu Yugui gritted his teeth and stomped his feet: "Three thousand and five misses?"
Yang Xu: "This ...... It's okay to see that you and I are fated. ”
"Then I'll give this money to all the masters together after the Dharma is over. Niu Yugui said again, "I still have something to do and want to trouble the master." ”
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say. For the sake of three thousand five, Yang Xu took the initiative to take this single job.
"The old village chief...... He has a concubine, who is Widow Zhao. She's also dead recently, and I'm ...... I always feel that there is something unclean that is causing trouble, can you check it out?"
Widow Zhao...... It's the deceased person found in Wen Ze before, right?
Yang Xu took out a small black book and said, "Tell me about Widow Zhao's information." ”
"Widow Zhao is five or six Chinese New Year's Eve today, it turned out to be the daughter-in-law of Zhao Wei in the west of the village, and later Zhao Wei fell ill and died, and Widow Zhao hooked up with the village chief, and the whole village knew that she was the concubine of the village chief. Niu Yugui looked down on Widow Zhao's expression, "This kind of woman deserves to die, she hates the poor and loves the rich and does not abide by women's morals, and she can't do housework or anything, do you city people call this kind of woman a gold worshipper, or is it a woman?"
Shen Qingming sneered on the side, there must be a story between this Niu Yugui and Widow Zhao.
Niu Yugui noticed his smile: "What's the matter, Daoist Shen, what do you think?" ”
"It's not so much a money worshipper as a straight man. Shen Qingming smiled, "I think you don't know what straight male cancer is, so I'll explain it to you here." Straight male cancer is a man who thinks that he is a woman in the male world and wants to revolve around him, because he is incapable of objectifying the women around him. ”
He scratched his head: "Daoist Shen, don't you say that this is just the little habit of our old men, even a man has it." ”
"Of course not. Straight male cancer is not cheap, lazy, stupid, uninteresting, and aesthetically poor, but justifies his cheapness, laziness and stupidity on the grounds that he is a man. Shen Qingming pointed at Niu Yugui, "The problem of straight male cancer is not straight men, but idiots who are inexplicably superior with their male identity." ”
Niu Yugui: "Daoist Shen, look at what you said...... Isn't it his duty for a woman to give birth to a man, and a woman should keep the way of women, otherwise what will happen to the east and the west all day long. There is also this grinning woman who is born to pick for men, men forty-one flowers, women forty tofu scum, leftover women are all picked, no one wants, isn't this the truth? ”
There were holes in his remarks.
Shen Qingming: "Since you objectify women, you must be prepared to be objectified by women equally." They will like rich and powerful men, and you are poor and white, and this is the source of your anger. Just like countless poor boys kneeling in front of the BMW and saying that I will give you happiness if I go with me, what capital do poor boys have to say that they are more happy than BMW men? In the end, they scold girls for being poor and loving rich, which is just an excuse for their incompetence. ”
This sentence hit Niu Yugui's vital point like a long knife, and Shen Qingming could even see the killing intent in the air when he narrowed his eyes...... This state is called a sword. The same knife pierced Li Shui, and today it also pierced Niu Yugui's rhetoric.
Niu Yugui was stunned for a long time without holding back a word.
"Brother Niu is so excited...... Shen Qingming took advantage of the victory to chase after him, and asked tentatively, "It can't be that he has had a relationship with Widow Zhao, right?"
Niu Yugui muttered, "Yes, there is...... However, she disliked me for being poor, so she got along with the village chief, and I was angry with her. ”
There is indeed a love history between them, and it seems that the relationship in this village is far more complicated than imagined.