174 Han Fei, a god who bought a bottle of Coke
Not only was the spring breeze blowing, but even Han Fei's cold voice softened.
Shen Qingming also wondered if Han Feibei was the same as the plot in the third-rate novel, what kind of obscene drugs did he need to find someone to solve. According to experience, the male protagonist often shouts on the one hand, don't ah, and on the other hand**crazy virtual area.,The female owner also took the initiative to dedicate herself to establish a relationship in one fell swoop.。
The question is, who exactly would have developed this poison, and why didn't the actor solve it with his hands?
Thinking of this, Shen Qingming wanted to explain to Han Fei that we are all good men, if you are horny, find a place where no one can see it, and solve it with your own hands.
"Senior Han, I ....." Shen Qingming's mouth opened halfway, and his heart said that this is too difficult to speak, right?
"Don't speak, let me speak. If Han Fei had a finger, Shen Qingming guessed that Han Fei must have put his finger to his lips, "Although this matter is difficult to talk about, I think it is still necessary to talk about it." ”
Shen Qingming panicked: "We are all good men, do you see if it's a bit inappropriate to do this." ”
Han Fei said tremblingly: "I know that there is something wrong with this, after all, I, Han Fei, were also a romantic figure who stood alone in the countries back then-but I really can't control it now." ”
Time passed minute by minute, and the atmosphere in the room was extremely strange, on one side was Shen Qingming, who didn't know what to do, and on the other hand, Han Fei, who didn't know what to say.
Han Fei was a generation of grandmasters after all, and he was the first to break the deadlock. After thinking about it for a while, he said: "Although I also know that a gentleman does not plunder the beauty of others and win people's love, but I am indeed itching. You and I, no matter how old or young, are all warlocks in the final analysis, and I will say it straight when I have something to say, I want your phone. ”
"Huh?" Shen Qingming's mind didn't turn around.
"I, Han Fei, am not the kind of person who eats white food!" Han Fei immediately explained, "In exchange, I will help you in the next action." ”
"Huh?" Shen Qingming's mind was full of question marks, this master was murderous five minutes ago, why did he suddenly turn his attitude one hundred and eighty degrees now.
If something goes wrong, there must be a demon! Shen Qingming suddenly became vigilant.
"Am I so untrustworthy?" Han Fei said a little sadly, "What is wrong with me?"
Shen Qingming: "Hey, hey, hey, what's going on with your aggrieved little daughter-in-law's tone! You want to kill me at the beginning, and the ghost will trust you! More or less reflect on yourself!"
Han Fei sighed: "Do you want me to be the one of the three provinces of Confucianism? I can't help but look down on me too much, I, Han Fei, am the leader of the Legalists, and I will never do that kind of false introspection." ”
Shen Qingming spread his hands: "If you don't explain, I can't believe you before why your attitude suddenly made such a big change." ”
Han Fei was silent again.
Shen Qingming gathered his energy, summoned the word knife, smashed the residual ice stuck to his feet, and used the word knife as a radiator to thaw Coke.
When there was still a little ice ballast floating on the Coke, Shen Qingming turned around and threw the Coke into the shadows.
Han Fei was stunned for a moment and asked, "What is this?"
"Coke, the equivalent of your ...... back then Well, I don't know what you drank at the time except for wine and water. Shen Qingming had already turned on the TV here, and he said gracefully, "In short, it is a delicious thing, and it can be regarded as my friendship as a landlord." You're already a spirit, don't worry about me poisoning Coke. ”
There was a pop, and a lot of white foam came out.
"This, this, what the hell is this!" Han Fei was shocked, "Why is this thing so spicy!?
Don't ask Shen Qingming how he knew that Han Fei was shocked in the shadows.
Shen Qingming was transferred to a garbage variety show, and waited for Han Fei to be entangled while watching the host pretend to be stupid.
Han Fei took a second sip and muttered to himself, "Why is it still a little sweet? There is a strange taste that cannot be explained." ”
Shen Qingming said, "You take another sip." ”
"This is also so delicious! It is comparable to the wine of the Five Emperors and the Imperial Drink of the Three Emperors! I, Han Fei, as a Korean son, have also repeatedly feasted and drank at the princes' alliance meetings. can be called a romantic character, but he has never drunk such a fine wine!" "Coke drank the third sip, and Han Fei finally drank Coke, "This taste is silky and smooth, spicy at first, and when it reaches the tip of the tongue, there are small bubbles that scratch people's mouths little by little, and they turn sweet before they enter their throats." When it reaches the throat, it bursts out with a sweet and spicy taste. ”
"Do you still want to drink Coke?" asked Shen Qingming teasingly.
"Yes!" Han Fei replied decisively.
"Then be honest and tell me honestly. Shen Qingming was kind and intimidating, "If you behave well, I'll buy you another Coke to drink~"
Han Fei's side was quiet for a while, and in the end, he still couldn't resist the temptation of Coke, and said, "Hmph, I was actually caught by your junior." In the final analysis, the warlock is also a celestial master, and he pays attention to the use of rules, and the more proficient he is in the application of rules, the stronger his power will be. ”
Shen Qingming nodded, what Han Fei said was exactly what he said.
Han Fei continued: "The mobile phone you just showed has far more laws than I can grasp in my time, whether it is the speed of instantaneous messages, or the mutual network that connects the world, the hidden power is definitely not something I can fight." ”
Yang Xu once said the same thing, in ancient times, immortals who practiced qi day and night could fly with a sword, but they could not reach the arrival of a passenger plane. Even if the power possessed by those ancient sages could fill mountains and move seas, they would eventually be subdued by the power of modern civilization.
"That's why I want to stay here a little longer, and borrow your eyes to see what kind of charm this era of my millennium from now is there. When Han Fei said this, he took a deep breath and said in a hopeful tone, "I want to see how far the Legalist doctrine I have compiled and created can go!"
Coming to a world that he couldn't understand at all, Han Fei must be very curious, right?
With such a mood, Shen Qingming said: "Then you have to say it first, and you must not think about killing me from now on." ”
Han Fei happily agreed to his request, and said in a not so cold tone: "You will buy more Coke to honor me in the future, and I will try to restrain my killing intent towards you." ”
It's really the first time I've seen an immortal-level figure so easy to fool, and a three-yuan drink will be done......
Han Fei felt keenly and seemed to have sensed something: "Don't think that I don't belong to this era and deceive, I'm very demanding, don't try to fake and mix water in Coke." ”