1839. Chapter 1839 - Little White Face
Nima's! Give you face, you still don't have a face! You still dare to play the old lady!?
Tan Lu was completely furious, the light of her right hand flashed, and a blue long sword came out in response, stabbing at Feng Ruotan with a thud.
When Feng Ruotan heard the sound, his figure immediately flashed and he jumped away.
Rumble!
With a loud bang, the stone where Feng Ruotan was lying just now was immediately shattered by a blue long sword.
"Damn, you really want to kill me?"
Feng Ruotan's eyes widened, staring at the boulder he was lying on just now, which was now long gone, and was blasted into rubble.
If Feng Ruotan was lying on this boulder just now, he was really killed by Tan Lu, and he immediately shouted: "Tan Lu, you stinky woman, you old witch, you want to kill Lao Tzu, do you believe that Brother Zhang came back and killed you too?"
Tan Lu put away the blue long sword and said with a smile: "Who told you to trick me just now? You have a kind of try again, I will cut off your tongue immediately, do you believe it or not?"
Feng Ruotan was so frightened that he immediately covered his mouth, ran a few steps, hid behind Lu Wenxing and Mao Zhijing, and said, "Second Brother Lu, Third Brother Mao, you have to be the master for me, this mother-in-law wants to kill me!"
"Who told you to play tricks?" Lu Wenxing said, "Tan Lu Zhenjun's temper, don't you know? I told you a long time ago, such a woman is very powerful, and she must not be approached!
"But, but she calls me Little White Face!" Feng Ruotan said aggrievedly, "I am the master of the Feng family, is it tolerable or unbearable, how can you call me Little White Face?"
......
Time passed in the midst of the wind and the fights between them.
After another quarter of an hour, Zhang Zichen finally returned, Feng Ruotan guessed correctly, Zhang Zichen was indeed a beast that went to prepare barbecue.
Due to the large number of people, Zhang Zichen also has many prey.
Two wild boars, two wild deer, two tigers, and two huge birds.
Zhang Zichen and his party are all monks, and the monks' appetites are huge, and these things may not be enough to stuff their teeth.
However, as monks, they don't actually need to eat, they only need to absorb the aura of heaven and earth to supply their body functions.
Eating some barbecue is just a matter of satisfying your cravings and changing the taste.
Seeing Zhang Zichen coming back, still carrying so many beasts on his body, Tan Lu's face was full of doubts, and she chased after Zhang Zichen vigorously and asked questions.
But Zhang Zichen didn't bother to pay attention to her, but divided the labor with Feng Ruotan and the three of them, found an open space, set up a fire rack, and started to barbecue.
Until this time, without Zhang Zichen's explanation, Tan Lu understood.
It turned out that Zhang Zichen wanted to eat barbecue.
On the ground in front of them, four large fires were burned, and all the processed meat was slowly grilled on the fire rack, and the smell of oil lingered in the mountain stream.
Tan Lu looked at the four fires, looked at the four boring men, and snorted coldly: "Zhang Zichen, you are monks, monks don't need to eat food, why are you so bored that you want to eat barbecue?"
"I wanted to eat it, so I roasted it. Zhang Zichen replied lightly.
"This barbecue is not good to eat. Tan Lu said with disdain, "These are beasts, not demon beasts, they are not formed by absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, they are sundries, and they enter the body of our monks, which has great side effects." As a monk, if you want to eat, you must eat those elixirs and immortal elixirs that are grown from spiritual energy and the laws of the Heavenly Dao, and this barbecue is absolutely not to be eaten......"
At this time, Tan Lu was like an old woman, chattering non-stop, and the few people present were very annoyed.
"Nima's, don't I just want to eat a barbecue, do you need to be so verbose?" Zhang Zichen's heart was crying, when he was in the earth world before, he watched Stephen Chow's big talk about Journey to the West, and he never understood the pain of Sun Wukong being nagged by Tang Seng.
Now, Zhang Zichen has a deep understanding.
I really didn't expect that this Tan Lu is not only very spicy, but also has a lot of this big truth.
When Zhang Zichen met Lu Wenxing, he felt that Lu Wenxing had too many words, and he kept talking.
But now, what Lu Wenxing said is a bit trivial compared to Tan Lu.
It can be said that in front of Tan Lu, Lu Wenxing is completely defeated!
"Little white face, as well as that short man and tall man, there are a lot of impurities on this barbecue, should you want to eat it like Zhang Zichen?"
"I can tell you, you must not eat ......."
After talking about Zhang Zichen, Tan Lu began to talk about Feng Ruotan again.
It's just that Zhang Zichen, Lu Wenxing and Mao Zhijing have such good tempers and can tolerate her nagging, but Feng Ruotan's temper is not so good.
As the grandfather of the Feng family, how could he have been wronged like this?
At that moment, Feng Ruotan couldn't bear it anymore, and immediately stood up and retorted: "Enough is enough! Tan Lu, you are enough! You are very noisy, do you know?
"Little white face, who are you talking about the old woman?" Tan Lu's face changed suddenly, and she scolded, "Stinky little white face, don't think that you are great if you are the son of the Feng family, I am still the preparatory saint of the Tanah Lot Temple, and our Tanah Lot Temple is also one of the water tribe forces that has been handed down since ancient times, don't think that I am afraid of you!"
"Hmph!" Feng Ruotan said angrily, "Tan Lu, can you call me a little white face again?"
"Call you a little white face, then what can you do with me?" Tan Lu said disdainfully.
"You call it and try it?" Feng Ruotan glared at the other party.
"Little white face, I called, what do you want?" Tan Lu said with a smile, "Little white face, little white face, little white face, I have called so many sentences, what do you want? What do you want to do to the old lady?"
"I ......" Feng Ruotan's face was flushed with anger, "I can't do anything, just you are an old woman, I can't look down on my eyes! Brother Zhang, Second Brother Lu, Third Brother Mao, this elderly old woman, whoever of you three can take it!"
When everyone heard this, they immediately retreated a few feet away and hid far away.
Tan Lu is a monk in the late realm of Zhenjun, and her age is naturally very old, but she is very well maintained.
The face is beautiful, and the body is almost perfect.
It's just that her temper is too bad, and Zhang Zichen and others are hindered by Tan Lu's strange temper, so they stay away from her.
But Tan Lu saw that everyone was retreating, and she immediately said angrily: "Little white face, can you call me an old woman again?"
"I'll just call it, what do you want to ......" Feng Ruotan wanted to call again, but then thought that just now, Tan Lu pulled out his long sword at every turn, wanting to kill him.
This tigress is still not offended.
"Hmph, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!" Feng Ruotan no longer paid attention to Tan Lu, but swaggered to one of the fires, directly pulled out a roast pork leg, and bit it down in one bite.