Recently, the village chief has felt that everything is always going wrong, and he stuffs his teeth when he drinks cold water, and smashes his heels when he farts.

Yesterday he squatted in a pit, but a gust of wind blew his toilet paper directly away, and when he was hesitating how to get out, he didn't know where another piece of sandpaper fell.

In the end, he felt that it was all paper anyway, so he used it.

It still feels hot to walk now.

I don't know why, the village chief always thinks that someone is secretly messing with him, but every time he observes carefully, he can't find anything.

And since Zheng Xiaoxia kidnapped Jiang Shuang, this guy can no longer be contacted.

He never expected that Zheng Xiaoxia would run away with someone, and the village chief trembled angrily.

Aren't you afraid that you will bite back and call the police to arrest her?

But think about it carefully, I have done a lot of bad things, and some things are not very clean, if I call the police to summon the magic police and see something, my good life will come to an end.

This time I can only think of myself as unlucky.

How could it be so unpleasant? What kind of immortal did you offend?

I don't have much money on hand, and I can't make an offering if I want to, it's time to cut a wave of leeks.

The village chief returned to his bedroom, rubbed his hands against his bed, and then lifted the mattress.

Zhao Lei, who was hiding in the dark and observing, was dumbfounded on the spot, how many bad things did this guy do? There were piles of big bills under the bed.

Seriously, Zhao Lei was a little greedy.

Now Zhao Lei is penniless, except for this women's clothes, he has nothing.

For the first time in my life, I was so poor.

But the village chief did not know where the money came from, and he didn't know how much blood he had stained, so Zhao Lei would not take the stolen money.

At least as far as he knew, there was a lot of hard-earned money from the villagers.

Xiaopang's family is so poor, and he has to give this old thing money every year, which is really embarrassing to take it.

Zhao Lei decided that tonight he must strengthen the strength of the rectification of the person, so that he can know what human suffering is.

Leaving an elemental marker, Zhao Lei drilled back from the soil.

Sure enough, the intermediate Tu Dun is much rougher than the high-level one.

Zhao Lei came out of the small courtyard with a disgraced face, and the old man had a headache.

In the past few days, the yard has been drilled by Zhao Lei and there are pits everywhere, and walking every day is like fighting.

"I said Xiao Zhao, can you get out of a pit next time, if you continue like this, my yard will become a hornet's nest. The old man squatted on the threshold and said to Zhao Lei with a sigh.

Zhao Lei smiled and hurriedly filled the pits.

"How's Zhao Lei's situation?" Wu You asked.

Xian Ren and Xiao Fat Tiezhu on the side also looked at Zhao Lei curiously.

"I've been stumbling on him for the past few days, and he noticed it, but he didn't notice me. And I saw the amount of stolen money he had accumulated, at least that amount. Zhao Lei stretched out three fingers.

"Thirty thousand?" said Tie Zhu in surprise.

The dog on the side said disdainfully: "Can you be a little ideal, it's obviously 300,000!"

But Zhao Lei didn't nod.

Xian Ren asked with a try-out mentality, "Is it three million?"

Zhao Lei nodded.

Everyone gasped, they didn't expect the village chief to loot so much money.

The old man was also quite surprised, although his family is also an ordinary family with a lot of money, but three million is still not a small amount.

"Big brother, what are you going to do?" asked Chubby with some greed.

Zhao Lei looked at the little fat who was about to flow down, and patted him on the shoulder regretfully, "I plan to burn it." ”

Everyone looked at Zhao Lei with wide eyes, and asked in unison, "Why?"

Zhao Lei said: "Whether the money is confiscated or distributed to the villagers, it will cause a lot of problems. ”

"For example?" asked the old man.

"The confiscation will certainly be dissatisfied with the people, and the uneven distribution of the spoils will also deepen the contradictions among the villagers. This money is hot

Hand potato, no matter who spends it, it is not comfortable. Zhao Lei said.

Everyone thought for a moment and realized that there seemed to be some truth.

"Big brother, I think there are times when someone has to stand up. Goudan suddenly said with deep eyes: "Some sins must be borne by someone, big brother, you are not from the village, so you naturally don't need to, but as the hope of the future of this village, I want to bear all the sins of this village." ”

Everyone looked at the serious little fat, and they were a little curious why this guy suddenly popped out to make such a statement.

"Leave the money to me, and I'll take care of it. Chubby's eyes flashed with determination, but a hint of saliva betrayed him.

Zhao Lei looked at Xiaopang with disdain: "I said dog, there is something wrong with your pattern." ”

The dog came back to his senses and looked at Zhao Lei and asked, "How do you say this?"

"Do you think connections or money are important?" Zhao Lei seemed to pick up the microphone and became a successful mentor.

"Qian ......," Chubby said with some hesitation.

"En?" Zhao Lei leaned back tactically, squinting at Xiao Fat.

"Of course, money is not as important as connections....... "Chubby said through gritted teeth.

"Yes, you think three million is a lot, but in my eyes it's not much. Zhao Lei felt a faint pain in his conscience, but he continued to speak.

"Do you think my connections are worth three million?" Zhao Lei asked.

Fatty replied without hesitation: "It's worth it!

Zhao Lei coughed twice in embarrassment, as if he had gone astray.

"If I lose my impression of you because of these three million stolen money, and thus lose my connections, you may lose an opportunity in your life. Zhao Lei continued: "Do you understand the truth that money gathers people and disperses, and money scatters people and gathers?"

Xiaopang looked at Zhao Lei with some confusion, and the others also showed a hint of interest.

"Just like the village chief, blindly asking for everyone's money and keeping everyone's money for himself, after a long time, people's hearts will naturally disperse. ”

Everyone nodded, and this sentence did make sense.

Chubby asked, "In that case, why don't you scatter the money?"

Zhao Lei directly rewarded the little fat chestnut: "Just you are smart!

The dog covered his head sadly, and next time he won't be.

"Far from it, in fact, there is a little benefit to burning the money. Zhao Lei smiled slightly: "Losing money and losing money are two different concepts under his nose." ”

"If the money is lost, the village chief will inevitably look for it, think about it, compared with three million, does the village chief pay more attention to finding money or going to crusade against alien beasts to loot the crusade fee?"

It dawned on everyone that this was indeed the case.

If the village chief's money is lost, he will definitely put finding the money in the first place, and the next crusade against the alien beast will definitely be a long time later.

"However, if the money is burned under his nose and completely gone, what will the village chief do first?" Zhao Lei asked rhetorically.

"Earn!" replied the dog.

Zhao Lei nodded, "So, this is our real purpose, to speed up the time for the next crusade against the alien beast." ”

"In a hurry, the village chief must be underprepared, and with excessive sadness, his plan will inevitably be full of loopholes this time, and we will be better able to succeed at that time. ”

The old man patted Zhao Lei's shoulder with great appreciation, and kept praising in his heart: "It's really yin." ”

Several other people also looked at Zhao Lei with great appreciation, especially Goudan, who was the first time he had met someone who had planned more carefully than himself.

The admiration for Zhao Lei is like the water of the Yellow River, endless......

.......

It's night, and there's a breeze.

The old village chief, as usual, counted the money in the dimly lit bedroom with a candle.

It's something he's going to do every day of his life, and it's uncomfortable every day.

Zhao Lei quietly observed in the dark, completely shielding his breath.

In the past few days, Zhao Lei has also figured out the habits of the old village chief.

This guy has nothing to do all day, except counting money, just going out to be a slipper.

During the day, anyone caught on the road had to ask a wave of parents, seven aunts and eight aunts, pretending to be worried about the villagers.

At night, it is a night battle, counting millions from beginning to end.

What makes Zhao Lei speechless is that this guy doesn't spend much money at all every day, and almost three meals a day are from other people's vegetable gardens.

As for the clothes, I think I've been wearing them for at least 20 years.

Zhao Lei can't imagine that this product has made so much black money, and he doesn't need a dime, what is the point?

Even if he doesn't have these three million, this guy can still live a good life.

Zhao Lei continued to observe and found the problem.

This guy is a money junkie, and there is no other reason at all.

And the old village chief is also an old miser in a sense.

What age is it now, and candles are still used as lamps for lighting.

Thanks to this guy's use of candles, he has the opportunity to use the trick of fire.

Zhao Lei raised his hand slightly and pointed outside.

"Boom!"

A shrill voice came from the courtyard of the village chief's house, and the village chief was startled, and hurriedly put the money in its place, quietly listening to the movement outside.

"Who?" the village chief asked tentatively, but there was no movement outside.

This is naturally Zhao Lei's handiwork.

Originally, he wanted to let Goudan and Tiezhu wreak havoc outside, but after thinking about it, if the village chief caught them, the risk might be a bit big.

So let them have an alibi and do it themselves.

The village chief waited for a minute or so, and there was no sound outside, so he breathed a sigh of relief and continued to pick up the banknotes and count.

At this time, Zhao Lei smiled slightly, and pointed to the courtyard outside to mobilize the power of the elements.

"Bang !!"

This time the movement was even louder, and even the domestic dog next door began to bark wildly.

The village chief hurriedly covered the money, then sorted out his image, and hurriedly ran out.

By the light of the house next door, the village chief looked at the situation in the courtyard and found nothing.

"Who?" the village chief continued.

But there was still no echo in the quiet courtyard.

Just as he was about to return to the house, a dark shadow suddenly passed by outside the door, attracting the attention of the village chief.

The village chief hurriedly followed, intending to find out.

Zhao Lei looked at the back of the village chief leaving, smiled coldly, quickly knocked over the candle, and then added a fire to the pile of money.

The fire suddenly spread, but in order not to affect the surroundings, Zhao Lei deliberately used wind gusts to control the fire on the village chief's bed, and even the curtains could not spread.

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