Chapter 335: Bunny is so cute~
Guangmeow Xiaoli took Lin Feifei to the gate of Guanghan Academy, the guardhouse was smoky, and there was a very characteristic old man inside, with gray hair, but he was working in the guardhouse. Look at his well-developed muscles, tattooed back, and cigar in his mouth, and the sound of metal clashing throughout the room.
Meow Xiaoli came over and smashed the window, the old man didn't even bother to look back, pointed to the tablet hanging near the window, and said impatiently: "Self-registration here, if you don't know how to use that thing, you won't use it here, you can choose WeChat or Alipay for the fee." ”
"I said Master Rabbit, the shelf is very big, even ignore me?" Meow Xiaoli said with a sneer.
With a bang, the dumbbell in the rabbit's hand smashed on the ground, the door of the guardhouse was opened, and a puff of blue smoke erupted from inside, and then an old man with red eyes and a head taller than Lin Feifei came out. He is extremely muscular, and has a tattoo of the stars holding the moon on his chest. But the expression on his face didn't match his muscles at all.
He was terrified.
"Cat, Cat, you're here. ”
Lin Feifei glanced at Meow Xiaoli, and wondered how she got the title of 'master'. Meow Xiaoli proudly gave Lin Feifei a head up, and then raised her hand. The rabbit immediately lowered his head with a sad face, one ear turned into a rabbit ear, and was pinched in his hand by Meow Xiaoli.
"What did I say, next time you see me, make me smaller, don't let me look up at you, you forgot?" Meow Xiaoli pinched the rabbit's ears and twisted them hard.
"I'm sorry, Master Cat, I was wrong, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I forgot! You don't remember the villain, the prime minister's stomach can sink the ship, hundreds of boats compete for thousands of sails, and the waves are in the back shore in front...... Ahh
"Don't play tricks on me!Hurry up and turn me into a little white rabbit!" Meow Xiaoli said while pulling the rabbit's big ears.
"Cat, cat...... There are outsiders here, can you save me some face?" Master Rabbit looked at Lin Feifei with a face full of reluctance.
"Okay, you want to save face, I've told you all the things that happened back then! Let's start with the night you took advantage of her absence in Chang'e's dormitory to ...... in her bed."
Bang!
The muscular man in front of him instantly turned into a muscular white rabbit.
Lin Feifei's mouth turned into an O-shape.
Comrades, this is really a visual spectacle, have you ever seen a muscular rabbit in your life? I've seen Lin Feifei! Small, snow-white fur wrapped in strong muscles, this body fat rate must be less than 2 percent.
However, both ears of this muscular rabbit were carried in Meow Xiaoli's hands at this time.
Master Rabbit was helpless with a rabbit face, it was lifted in Meow Xiaoli's hands and kept shaking, and he was still saying: "Master Cat, in fact, from a scientific point of view, it is very dangerous to hold rabbit ears in your hands. Because the ears of the rabbit are very fragile, if one is not careful, the rabbit may hurt the rabbit, the rabbit is so cute, why hurt the rabbit...... Ahh
At this time, Meow Xiaoli was like playing with a rag doll, walking while turning the muscular rabbit in her hand.
"You're not a little rabbit, you're a rabbit, a rabbit master! Listen to this name, how powerful is it? Dora wind! How can it hurt you!" Meow Xiaoli smiled all over her face.
"Master Cat, I was wrong! I shut up, Stop, I was about to throw up!" shouted Master Rabbit.
With a bang, the rabbit fell to the ground, full of meat and vegetables.
"Okay, Master Rabbit, I'm going to find someone named Xinzhu, you help me find her, that's all for today, what do you think?" Meow Xiaoli said.
"Xinzhu, I know, she is an excellent student in this Internet celebrity class, but she has been hit hard by the two new anchors recently, and she is trying to find a way to fight back recently. Master Rabbit said.
"Well, she's fought back, so now I'm here. Meow Xiaoli said.
"Did she provoke you? I remember that the little soul and Xiao Fan are not you. Master Rabbit asked.
"Definitely not, but she provoked me, don't talk nonsense, take me quickly!"
"Okay, can we stop scratching our ears?" Seeing Meow Xiaoli's hand stretched out again, Master Rabbit immediately struggled and asked.
"Okay. Meow Xiaoli smiled and grabbed the back of the rabbit's neck.
"This ...... Ay...... It's better than scratching your ears. ”
The scale of Guanghan Academy is not small, and there are many students in it, including human monks and demon clans. Master Rabbit should be known to everyone, and these women stared at Master Rabbit one after another. But soon, their eyes focused on Lin Feifei.
According to the rules, male creatures are not allowed to appear in Guanghan Academy, except for the rabbit - after all, the rabbit is the dean's pet, which is specially approved.
So at this time, Lin Feifei's appearance is very problematic.
It didn't take long for them to be stopped by a group of female warriors. But before the warriors could speak, the rabbit waved his paws, and they all left.
"Did they go and report to Chang'e?" said Meow Xiaoli.
"I don't need to say it at all, if you look at my current appearance, they must go. Master Rabbit hurriedly explained.
"It's okay, don't be nervous, since I swaggered in like this, I'm not afraid that she will know, and besides, I have to make this matter known to all the gods in the sky! I just want to see if anyone cares about it, as the dean of the academy, as a demigod, conniving and encouraging his students to use magic to bully people!"
Lin Feifei didn't know how serious this matter was, but he could still understand something from the poor rabbit face of Master Rabbit.
"Master Cat, what you said is serious, how could this kind of thing happen! Is there any misunderstanding?" asked Master Rabbit in a low voice.
"Misunderstanding? Do you mean to say, who am I, and tell me out loud, who am I!" Meow Xiaoli shook the rabbit's ears.
"You're the cat master! You're Meow Xiaoli!" the rabbit couldn't even speak clearly.
"I, meow Xiaoli, don't stay in my comfortable cat nest, I came to your place just to frame you? Do you believe this, little rabbit?" Meow Xiaoli brought the rabbit in front of her.
Small, bunny cub...... It was supposed to be an insult, but it sounded like it now.
Why is it so appropriate?
Finally, a young woman who looked like she should be a leader floated down from afar, she was full of smiles, fell far away, and then walked forward quickly: "Master Mao, this matter is the fault of our academy, please come with me, we will definitely give you an explanation." ”
Meow Xiaoli raised her hand and stuffed the rabbit ears into Lin Feifei's hand: "Go!"
Lin Feifei burst into tears.
"Sister Xiaoli, this is not good, the ears of the rabbit are so fragile...... Lin Feifei whispered.
"If you want to catch it, you will catch it, and if you catch it, you will roast and eat it!" Meow Xiaoli said proudly.